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( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)

HEY STOP SPAMMING THE BOARD
FAQ, etc

dogshit is an underrated dessert
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)

make me

( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)

Now, how can I possibly do that?
Silly User 10972.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)

Prepare for fisticuffs you cad!
*waggles fists*
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)

TGMTFH
please continue
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)

Queensbury rules?
*Jab* *block* *feint* *jab*
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)

Down, Right, A

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)

I don't make monkeys, I train them

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)

ooh a dominatrix.
how much for an hour?
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)

In actual fact it was "Let them eat brioche!" which is a sweet bread cakey thing
which will have pissed them of also because they wanted proper cake!

:D
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)

I once ate Broiche by mistake
I dipped it into my pot noodle.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)

was it nyom?

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)

No it was beh-pfui :(

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)

I've had a proper craving for coffee cake that's lasted days.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)

Were you pregnant?

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)

I don't think so. I don't usually conisder coffee cake to be that amazing.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)

Cake that tastes of coffee or cake to be eaten with coffee?
This is an important point that affects my emotional connection to this story
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)

coffee flavoured cake.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
WANT.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)