I'm pretty sure satanists are

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)

Satanistist!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)

Hail satan

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

Oh hai!

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)

I thought he meant Christians killed people and branded them Satanists, which made it an ok murder

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)

Those wacky Christians!
I remember Sunday School when I was young, some days you couldn't open the church doors fully because of all the carcasses of Satanists strung up from the rafters.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yes I'm sure there are satanists killing in the name of Satan
But I stand by my original statement
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

Never said they killed in the name of Satan
Satan ("The Devil") was a creation to help justify the existance of God. The acts of murder were in the name of the latter. Love thy Nietzsche
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)

It doesn't say that up there!

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)

Read it to me again?
How are you seeing it? Must be an act of SATAN? or God?
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)

oooooh you cheeky minx

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)

Was Matthew or Luke
They took my words and rearranged them a little. ;)
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)

He was often dipicted in the same form as Pan to fuck off the Pagans.
Hence the hooves and goat legs.
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)

If only nobody believed in any kind of god,
there would never have been any murders or wars in the history of humankind.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)

Oil lols

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

Buddhist lols

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm sure there would have been some... Like 5 or something.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm sure there would've been less death, tis true..
But 10 would be a more realistic figure?, OJ Simpson's murder would be one, fo sure!
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)

OJ's dead?

( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)

Satanists ARE christians whether they think so or not anyway, Satan IS a christian invention after all,
you can't be 'anti-christ' unless you believe in him in some way.
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

Absolutely
But if they are killing anyone, they are not doing it in the name of God, but rather Satan, as my original statement suggests.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)

Pre-christian
Jews believe in satan too.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)

Satan, Lucifer and Beelzebub
are not necessarily the same figure unless you've been raised in Christian dogma. So far as I'm aware -- and as a self-important, pretty stupid prick, I may be very wrong -- Lucifer as we think of him is a Christian development. Beelzebub is adapted from Baal and so would be Old Testament but I've no idea whether his blending with the Prince of Hell would be Christian or not (well, probably, since Hell is also a product of Christian dogma), while Satan drank whisky and gambled with God in between bouts of walking the Earth and going up and down on it, whatever that's meant to mean, and is a bona fide Jewish character who isn't actually the great opponent and Lord of Darkness but is instead only as much of a cunt as God Himself.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)