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# lovley stuff

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# awww
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# It's ok, it's an insulin needle
Needed because this kitten is sooooooo sweet!

The spoon is for eating a yummy choccy pudding with.

And that's not a tourniquet, it's a piece of string. Kitty is going to be using it to wrap up a present for his bestest friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Phew, I was right.
I thought it couldn't be a tourniquet cos he's injecting the other arm.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# There's a rather disturbing shooting-up scene in Harry Brown
Not for the squeamish.

Has a (relatively) happy ending though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# no silly, hes already injected into the arm wif torniquet innit

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Oh noes! He's left the tourniquet on and now his paw will turn black and drop off and he'll be one of those hoppy tripod cats that look happy but inside they're miserable cos they can't catch mice any more :-(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# even worse, he's now caught cat aids from that needle.

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# we have one of those three legged cats near us.
We called her Tripod to begin with, but decided that was a bit harsh. So she now Trinny (as in Trinity). Seem a happy bundle of fluff despite the lack of a back leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# If I had one I would make it a little peg leg and put a pirate hat on it.
I would call him Captain Fluffbeard and we would make mices walk the plank.
*daydreams about happy pirate cat adventures*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# oh dear, now you've
implanted an idea that'll have me caught trying to attach a wooden leg to someone else's cat and stuggling to explain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You must take pictures.
I don't know any three legged cats and I'm likely to get into trouble if I'm caught sawing one of the legs off the neighbour's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# what, with the peg, eye patch and parrot on the shoulder?
lol, I'll be in so much trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# But just think how much fun it would be for the cat.
Do it.
DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
this just made me remember a cat's halloween costume I saw the other day
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Scary cat :-(
Is that shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I've no idea
here's more, it's apparently from a book
ikeeneye.wordpress.com/2007/03/03/why-paint-cats/
some do look like they're shopped, others don't
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha, that is fantastic!
Curly moustache cat is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# looks like it.
The pumpkin has definately been added. It's quite nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You try injecting the arm you're holding the syringe with.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# My mistake, I was looking at it wrong.
I can now see that he has injected himself, carefully re-sheathed the needle and is now lying back to enjoy his lovely insulin.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oh god he's back on the pure catnip :(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Wake up sheep-
oh, not THAT catnippp




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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Mmmmm Meth

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
That would go a way to explaining his mindset
(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I'm an alcohol, caffeine and nicotine kinda guy

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# is he still alive, or have the aliens who slashed him in his sleep stolen his soul?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oh fuck I remember finding that picture in his photobucket account.
He was a crazy alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# The government arrested him
He was too near the truth.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I want answers
or the truth

I think I'm entitled.

I think I can handle it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Do you sheeple just want spoon-feeding?
Research! I have and you wouldn't believe what I've found out.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# !
!

.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Open your mind!
etc.

In other news, I just bought some Griesson Soft Cake Orange for the princely sum of 95c and am pretending they're Jaffa Cakes and eating way too many of them. They're full of MSG and, oh, I don't know, cocaine. Wake up, sheeple!

etc.


edit: and now i feel ill. don't eat fake jaffa cakes, people, or not ten of them at once.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# *fetches tinfoil hat*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Has you re-fluffed after the earlier outbursts?
I got halfway through shopping a straight jacket onto Sock thinking that you'd been overdoing it, but then I decided that such a post would be deeply counterproductive and sacked it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I ment every word of it, and as for that other troll he can also fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I made it through some of the early stages of that and then binned the thread :/
I like peace and love on my internets ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Flap for a happy internets!

(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *flaps*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# \o/

(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# good for you

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# He's diabetic, and that's his insulin right?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# must......redress....fluff.....balance.....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# TA
I think so to


are you not replying to emails?

:|
(I helped save b3ta! freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I did! *edit* down there v
www.b3ta.com/board/9782504
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Sometimes the fluff just gets too much


(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# they know how to party those guys:)

(I helped save b3ta! elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# haha + aaaw

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaw...... bless little addictcat :D

(I helped save b3ta! elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Awww, he's ODed

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Gouching pussy, blackened spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Unleash the fluff

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# How can you work with THAT on your desk?
.




I mean The blue lights on that mouse would drive me crazy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# must be tempting to rest your face on its back every now and agin?

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# What kind of weirdo do you take me for o_O
*puts on rabbit hat and leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ohhhh, world of warcraft :D
What class is ya then? I just quit it after playing it solid for 2 years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# "Hellooooooooooo"

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I has bun

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# FUCK YES!
This is everything I ever need.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FLUFF
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista the idiot boy.........., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# fluff!

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Poor Kitty!
There is no joy on the dark side of the spoon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Oh noes! Emergency bunny!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Emergency bunny's no use, he's just taken a shitload of E

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Now that's some great fluff.
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Aw, lovely.
*scrolls down* haha, damn. I knew I shouldn't have gone to the supermarket when I did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# YOU ARE A HORRIBLE TROLL AND WE ALL HATE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# did you go to get supplies to keep maddy alive?

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Fuck that, bitch stole my bike.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# kill the bitch

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# mmm... so warm and fluffy...

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)