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From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 575 entries (closed)

( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

bravo
have a pink^H^H^H^Hgold star
( idlesod, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

If Germany won the war...
Football teams would be called Mannschafts.
Hehe
(Dogsdinner, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

what war?
aren't we killing in the name of peace?
..and in the name of God
which make me much more comfortable..
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

I don't drive a BMW...
...I drive a Citroen. Or the car of surrender as I call it.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

shirley they'd
all be driving VWs, 'cos BMW was largely a british invention wasn't it? Well, at least the name was - Bavarian Motor Works, as opposed to BL which became Bloody Layabouts :o)

insert political shite here, I don't care, I'm just being light-hearted, and I drive a Passat
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)

Was the VW factory...
...not rebuilt and set up by Brits as well?
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)

well
I won't bother mentioning that Henry Ford himself was a Nazi sympathiser...

...but he was! ;)
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)

not to mention
more notably (but less car-related) so was Prescott Bush...Dubya's grandad!
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

and IBM...
...turned a blind eye and watched the money roll in too.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

they did too
helped in providing the 'database' for the holocaust...not a lot of people know that! woo to you for knowin'
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)

It was in...
...a BBC2 documentary I think.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

Yup, I believe
so. Us Brits eh? Responsible for a large percentage of the shite that goes on in the world today. But still, you gotta larf eh!

</irony>
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)

Well,
you've got to see the funny side of Iraq.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

I've developed
a bad case of Iraqnophobia.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

I
stand corrected.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

If not Beemers,
then Minis?

I drive a Peugot
( Duncan Disorderly, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

same
thing
of
course

- pah
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

*applause*

( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

ahhahahaahah
excellent.

proof that the simplest ideas are still the bestest.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)