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# You have broken the internet
and now my eyes are bleeding...

DO YOU SEE?!?!?!
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Clearly you don't
If I were you I'd listen out for scratching on the window. The little ones will come, tens, scores of wild untamed youth boiling from the forest like maggots from the rotting bloated corpse of a cow drowned at sea, they will overpower you, you can kill, you can spread their blood around your room and fill your bed with their severed limbs and still they'll come and they'll stifle your screams with your own underwear soiled by their filth and their waste and they'll drag you to the forest where he waits, the barbed God Pan, the horned beast of the wild, and you'll wish you could die and you'll wish and you'll wish but this is real and you can feel it and it is real.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Jesus Christ, Boris!
I'm not going to sleep tonight!

glees
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# This is all I aim for
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Well, it worked for me a couple of weeks ago.
it worked for me a couple of weeks ago.I still am careful around my Chiropractor these days as well.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# This is wise
He is not a man to be trusted. If he ever draws the blinds when you enter his office.... save yourself.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# But...
the blinds are always drawn :( And I'm due back there tomorrow for some more acupuncture on my knee :(
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Take a knife along
and stay alert. Stay ever alert.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)