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[challenge entry] Joke famine


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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# YES. You utterly win. THIS.
Needs more complaining about the compo being shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# HA!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Don't worry starving kids, there is a KEYBOARD ADDON!!!11
Turn your fking ipad into a normal fking desktop PC!!11

IT HAS AN APPLE ON IT


*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# The keyboard is on the back
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# It's a big iphone. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ^mostly this but with more apathy
and ignorance * still hasn't googled what an ipad is and is unlikely to, i'll trust the wisdom of b3ta to keep me informed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# A giant ipod touch.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# i'm aware these things exist
but still have no idea what the point of them is, only just got a pone that's smaller than a car, now they appear to be getting bigger again and my eyesight is no good for tiny web surfing even if i ever felt the need. i could use a built in spirit level though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Judging from this compo, it is either:
1. a sanitary pad with an apple logo
2. a giant iphone
3. a modern stone tablet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# The amount of journalist-spaff this so called aspirational piece of fucknuggetry has generated
beggars belief. The papers are sopping in free advertising for what boils down to another bit of unnecessary touch-screen wanksorcery.

I just wish my kitchen light would stop flickering.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I'm sure there's an app for that
iHammer or something
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# donate £1 a month
and you can save these starving children from being frozen in permanent stasis

always standing, ever in the same position, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# yup
yup
yup

and yup
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Huzzah!
The White Man's Burden for the 21st Century, eh?
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yes. yes indeed
very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# This joke wasn't endorsed by Bob O'Geldof...
On the other hand. I fucking love it, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)