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[challenge entry] New Kellogg's Cereal
We have ways of making you eat a nutritious breakfast

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 569 entries (closed)

(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# just think
if i had never joined b3ta,
it would be another half a day or so until we reached a million.
And I would never be able to mention this.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# "oh christ,"
said johnny. "not another hitler toy. I have 7000 already. in fact, that's the only kind of toy I have."

plus, if the nazis had won, there'd only be ONE flavor of ice cream.
VANILLA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# he
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# he.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] But look
They even have Swastica flakes in the bowl. Won't Germany be pissed off with B3ta now, or don't we care?
(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I think you know the answer to that question.
FREE HITLER TOY INSIDE? YES!
(Mr Chuckles, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# why would germany be pissed off?
WE've only been mocking the nazis, and they deserve to be pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Yeah
They've been getting a lot of bad press recently
(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# actually, I've shown b3ta to a lot of germans
and they seem to love the hitler jokes the most.
young germans, anyway. the older ones wouldn't find it as funny I think.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# cereal
repost
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Nice
i'd like to add i hadn't seen that before I did Nazi-O's, i thought i was onto something original, but i was wrong. Why is it always me???
(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)
# to be fair
that was my first and only front pager, so i had to. nice pic tho!
edit: and it's usually me, so there :)
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)