I've just been hit by monkey-brain-shrapnel
here, have a Hamlet cigar
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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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Monkey fails at Budd Dwyer impression
by accidentally being immortal
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Mushroom, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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but if you put my cock in your mouth and pull my testicles, then it might...
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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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ninja edit
'cos I knew someone would say that
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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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just the ones who
can keep a secret aren't allergic to the adhesive on gaffer tape.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:38,
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It would certainly happen the first time you did it.
Further attempts may be more difficult....

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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Kids!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER! GO GET A GUN AND TRY IT! ITS GREAT FUN!
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Dreadful Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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haha that reminds me of happy toasts 30k anim!
i recommend you patent your sinus remedy
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Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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i see what you did there
you added the gun, go on bush do it!
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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Cheers sir!
And, may I add, you appear to be on fire! :)
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Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:07,
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Oi - FP Hog !!
Give the rest of us a chance!!!
Brilliant stuff, as per :-)
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The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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now that's just brilliant
and you had to seal the deal with an utterly charming family-oriented sig.
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Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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