The next arrival on platform 9 is the delayed 0956 service to Edinburgh Waverley.


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( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)

*clickathon*
( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)

very, very nice indeed

( The Great Architect, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)

beautiful!

( valoukh alien sex, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

hurrah!
clickety click
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

now that is outstanding! *clicks*

( theoriginalsteve Warning: Not to be loose or hump shunted, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

VERY VERY NICE
Have a click from me :D
( The Twisted Omentum fracture my spine and swear that you're mine, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)

When the central line went down a few years ago, my line (Victoria) took up the slack.
Fights were breaking out at home time.

I saw one woman quite literally elbowing her way to the front, shouting "I HAVE TO GET THIS TRAIN!".

Ever seen the over-population experiments done on rats? It was just like that.
( A Vagabond has an ego like a monkey's cock, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)

I get to see this type of thing on a daily basis.
Why do people need to run to get the Tube? Just to get to work. Fuck that.
( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)

however, if you are racing home to pick up a child from afterschools club
and they charge you a £5 per 10 minutes you are late, I can totally see why people need to get on a train - and it's not like you can make calls from the tube either to tell someone that they've fucked it up again.

Thank Joseph I work from home.
(I'm not even dressed yet - how crazy is that)
(camp freddy has turned into a lurker, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)

ps *click for pic*
:D
(camp freddy has turned into a lurker, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)

Running home is fine. I get that.
But running TO work? What are you? Fucking deranged?
( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)

absolutely
never run to work - that's craaaaaaaaaazy talk
(camp freddy has turned into a lurker, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

this happens every half term on the Northern Line.
Who on earth thinks it's a good idea to bring a buggy onto the carriage during rush hour?
( theoriginalsteve Warning: Not to be loose or hump shunted, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)

stupid selfish middle class women
who are taking their brats to the british library for some middle class event which their kid doesn't even care about.

(I live near crouch end hahhahahaa)
(camp freddy has turned into a lurker, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)

hahaha this made me laugh

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)

I live near Crouch End too
stupid selfish middle class women
( emvee I am the hydra, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

This is really cool

( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

But they do welcome my feedback.
They do.
They truly do.
I live in hope.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)

Choose a driver with the diction of the elephant man
Preferable. On a tube heading to Paddington yesterday to try to meet someone who turned up an hour later than they said they would to go to a pub we couldnt get to (yes, you, you know who you are....) the driver was almost psychopathically chirpy, merrily listing the lines closed, the restricted services, where to get the replacement busses and blurting out "all change, all change" like a care bear on happy pills. It was very, very disturbing.
(joe is troubled Fridge Induced Insomniac, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)

i think ive encountered that driver before too
Weird.
( MCQ is a twit. @seany85 -follow me you gimps. =D, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)

I swear this guy does the rounds on the Northern/Piccadilly lines.
When I used to work in Holborn he'd regularly be on my morning run in, git was alway far too happy...
(Touji, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)

Hahaha,
fantastic!
( Lord Kronos - rampant but tender, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)

Ha
I enjoyed that. And the ScreenTip, too.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)

hahaha -
I feel your pain...
( enceladus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)

ace!
:D
( elvisweathercock, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)

wonderfully done

( drbroon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)

I live in Wealdstone
I know this all too well.

Brillo. *click*
( MCQ is a twit. @seany85 -follow me you gimps. =D, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)

I agree so fucking much.
And beautifully done. Super Saver Click for you not valid at any convenient time or day and may result in 4 hour standage next to the Mr and Mrs revolving door toilet
(gingerfreak had a solo hot tub. Which was shit., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)

This is a gift
:D
(I_tickle_myself, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)

Nice alt text.
And the image is pretty good, too!
( Grampa, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)

Very very good
Though my 2-year-old would like to point out that Edward is number 2,not Emily. I tried to explain that Diane was number 2 on the original poster, so you probably chose a female engine for that purpose, but he wouldn't listen.
(salvadorevincent says buy my book: www.vennthattune.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)

This is exactly my reasoning.
I can only apologise to your son and hope that he takes into account the accuracy of the the other engine numbers.
( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

I'm one of those fucktards from Harrow and Wealdstone!
I really am and my life doesn't dependent on getting to work

clickage
(PoorLumpyPony, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)