How do you make a cat go "woof"?

( Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)

hahahhahah
Burn you bastard!!!

Click
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:21, archived)

for gods sake don't waste your tea on it
:D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)

hmm
it would help if I gained the ability to post replies in the correct place.
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)

I take it there's more than just water and milk in your tea....

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)

indeed
I usually put a tea bag in too
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)

Oh snap!

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)

haha
I am quaffing a nice bit of red wine at the mo though. that's probably the best thing to do.
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)

I'd try drinking it

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)

Quaffing is very viking.

( Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)

Hahaha silliness
*clicks*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)

Hahaha:D

( herman:D, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)

that joke is older than i am!
my niece was crying last week at a story in the paper about 2 boys burning a cat to death. it was horrible, but i couldn't resist. i said to her "when they lit it, it went woof!"
strangely, the laughing from everyone else in the room just made her cry more
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)

Reminds me of the old one
What has four legs and goes 'woof'?

Piper Alpha*

*Redeemable for one kicking in your Scottish oil town of choice
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)

heheheh

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)

Hahaha!
That's the earliest news story I can remember.
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)

aww
my friends son got a piggy bank for his birthday and dropped it on the floor as he unwrapped it. I commented that he need to put his pocket money into it first. everyone laughed. he, however, went postal.......
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)

pfff!
bugger, babysitting time.
'bye all!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)

Hope you didn't try making it up to her
by taking her for a hogroast or similar.
( Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)

if i had
she'd have eaten the whole fucking thing, the little porker
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)

hahahaha... have this from YEARS ago...

( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)

Beautiful.
Back from the days you updated your blog? :(
( Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)

hahahaha
not THAT long ago...!
( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)

:'(

( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)

:D

( herman:D, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)

Oh, you heartless bastard!

( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)

How do

( E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)

Hi Mr. Vendetta.
Var well ta. How you?
( Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)

Poor Cat... see now your burning.... next time choose others.. Lol'☺
(FunnyMan, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)

curis killed the cat :)
*clickety*
( doog Don't read this., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)

nO! not the poor cat
lol : D
( Faceburger of the year., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)