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From the Opposite Films challenge. See all 692 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)

he got the skillz
: D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)

...

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)

FTW!!!!

( Eduard Khil's Haircut lurking and liking on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)

So very true

( Tribs was eating chocolate on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini all American cowgirl chick, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)

from the makers of
He's stolen a tenner from my birthday card

and

Hey!..Where's my Giro?
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)

haha
and "I can't be arsed to walk up 3 flights of stairs, so you've got everybody's post again"
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)

Dude, where's my giro?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)

always worse on a Saturday
gotta wait till friggin' Monday then :(
( E Dubya, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)

Aaah them were the days...

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)

and...
"Yeah, I left that parcel under your mat, so no one would be able to see the big box sticking out from under your mat"
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)

Couriers can be just as incompetent
Friend waited in for a parcel delivery. She heard a van outside and saw the courier drive off. Turns out the silly courier met someone in the stairwell of the block who claimed to know the recipient and they signed for it. With a false name.
( Tribs was eating chocolate on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)

"Summoning Parcelforce" is a Vizism for something that can be done very quickly - ie -
in the time that it takes for them to ring the bell and then shove the card through the box.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)

I heart Viz
Imagine my surprise... etc...
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)

Make visitors think you've gone mad
By answering the door naked with "Help me" carved into your chest with a razor, while eating shit out of an ice-cream tub with a spoon.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)

hahahahhaha! bloody ace :D

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)

: D
good one : )
( Faceburger of the year., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)

ha most good
MOST GOOD!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)

pffft

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)

Excellent :)
Do they all have the same handwriting?
( Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)

That touches me
like an uncle.
clickety click

And you're lucky if they even bother to leave a card round our way grrr.
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)

You always hit the nail on the head :)

( Monty Propps, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)

There's a QOTW
in what happened after you watched a movie (like this) with your GF out there lurking methinks.
(UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)

I totally read that as
GP. I'm an idiot.
( Dr. Theopolis is considering becoming a psychopomp, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)