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[challenge entry] nsfw? Help me out here - I work in a very permissive environment

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(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# LIMP COCKS ARE NOT AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# The "I like this" link will make that decision for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# If he were animated to pull out a crystal chandelier from his waistcoat
THAT'D be awesome...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# in barracks, i would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I'll tell you tomorrow...
*Hometime. Bye All*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Up his sleevies!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Only down to the Elba.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# get out now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# After Leipzig he was under a wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I think it's ok
as it's not super obvious - my rule of thumb is "does it look like porn at a glance" and that doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# my boss* has a Napoleon fetish
it's definitely porn


* I don't actually have a boss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# you're a sick man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# my rule of porn is if it looks like a thumb....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Not obvious?
Jeez, it's like a tiny little target. First thing I noticed.

And no, I don't usually notice men's genitals.

Granted, it doesn't look like porn. It just looks like a further validation of the "little man syndrome," a.k.a Napoleon Complex.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:07, archived)
# My rule of thumb is that I have two of them
and they help me pick things up!

My second rule of thumb is that you don't talk about thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Freulich's syndrome
Meant he had shit and piss and willy problems. I loved telling my Y8s about it when I used to do French Revolution.
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] hah! probably.


might as well get this out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# That's special.
Very.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# what'd make it more awesome
would be sportacus's head on the pitchfork :p
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# ^this, hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Can't quite manage that, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It's what you get when you try to give people health care for free.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Flacid cock
I have so many potential peas for this compo, mind if I ninjahorn this in here?

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I have a gazillion peas
But I'll keep them frozen since most of them are Star Wars :)

St. Brian the Blessed does indeed make anything awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Yup there's a few cross overs from the sci fi art one I should think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# mmm, bacon
sorry, BACON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)