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[challenge entry] Bindun?

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(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# yeah
I think the coen brothers did it ages ago
but I've clicked it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# You're hard to please this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I had to check my comments.
Reasonably sure you're being sarcastic, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# No.
I just think you're in 'stern critic' mode at the moment, thassall. Not a problem. Maybe I'm just in 'nice cop' mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# can i borrow your handcuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Sure.
Sorry about the rust, it's the blood. There are 12 cans of mace in the garage too, if you want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# don't worry about the blood, i'm sure there'll be more before i'm finished
as for the mace, i've still got a few cans left over from my last victim.
bugger it, i'm going to bed.
g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# are you still lurking?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Hardly.
The lovely picture was clearly a Fargo reference, hence my comment. And I said I clicked. How much nicer do you want me to be?
It's only Oscar who I complained about and it turns out that that wasn't even his own picture.
I'll be back in a minute, detailing all the nice things I've had to say about people's work tonight.

edit: I have complimented, or at the very least haha'd, drbroon, mu and puckish in the last couple of hours.
Quite possibly more, but I'm not spending all night re-reading my comments.
And I've clicked more tonight than I usually do in a week.
This is me being nice.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# it's going to kick off in here
*hides under duvet*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU UNDER THERE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Go on, fucking twat 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)
# SERENITY NOW!!!
No, it's okay, just a little misunderstanding. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Well, somebody twat somebody.
I'm easily bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# it wasn't exactly a twatting,
but were you here when mu busted Oscar?
That was pretty sweet.
see, I've done it again - said something nice. I'm getting good at this.
If only I could get out of the habit of using small text and dots so much......
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# small text and dots are cool, its like morse code
..-..-....-.-- .. .. - ...

beep beep beeeep
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# sometimes i hope i can catch someone damaging something on my property so i can give them a right hiding
still waiting for the day, should be fun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# with a weapon?
or are you more of a 'hands on' vigilante?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# oh hands, defo hands
but a wooden stick is nice too, a smallish one which they can't grab from you as you swing at them.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I think I'd go straight for a hammer.
Once they were down and helpless, probably take my time.
You know; elbows, eyegouges, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# indeed, stamp on their hands too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# I have (legally) automatic weapons
I'd still go for hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# "Hands on" his own fucking genitalia, maybe.
(Shit, did I just say that out loud? Sorry, it just made me smirk when I thought of it)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ooh
You're just looking for trouble tonight, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Not particularly. Just in a whimsical frame of mind.
Look how far it got me merely by suggesting you were hard to please!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# hmm
I feel I'm often misunderstood here.
Maybe I should use more emoticons.
!¬}--(*)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# they're off it now
i just finished

*wipes brow*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# shut it sea tramp or i'll cunt you in the fuck too!

EDIT: *removes shirt and taunts sea tramp in football hooligan manner*

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# It's no easy thing to cunt someone in the fuck while you're hiding under a "duvet".
Almost admirable, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)
# you're right, i'm to cosy to cunt someone in the fuck anyway
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)
# You don't have to, llort.
Just enjoy yrself!

*EDIT* Bloody ninja editing... *mutters*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Disin0_oEDQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Sadly,
that link doesn't really work for me. My speakers are broken. Thanks for the thought, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# He Wanks in the Sink!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)
# "he was y'know
funny looking"
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Fargo!
Like it a lot,

so let me stick a Star Wars Prequel ref in here to not waste a thread...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# tubaman! You're the Zappa / Beefheart dood, yes?
Question: is it worth buying the Drumbo book?

900 pages about Cap'n Beefheart wouldn't be for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# More Zappa than Beef for me -
but that looks like an interesting read - don't have it yet.
a favorable review

by the way - KFJC FM may be doing another 24 hour Zappa event on May 15th - I will be on the air from 2 to 6 PM PDT if it goes as planned. kfjc.org
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# haha
oh god I'm exhausted already.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Oh yah,
That's been done up by White Bear Lake, yah?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# that's been done more often than i have
sadly...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
twice????
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Did the teddy bear incident count then?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
# i fear you are underestimating my sluttiness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# He was funny looking
in a general sorta way...

(Ive been to Minnesota, and some people do talk that way)
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# i've never been to minnesota
i've been to spain, you can't even understand those buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Ive never been to spain..
but it wouldnt matter, I cant understand spanish (only a few words).
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# i love spain
i'm going in may, can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# enjoy!
Have a great time too!
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# You escaped a bumraping
on size.

Nice job!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)