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From the Make Art More Awesome challenge. See all 735 entries (closed)
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From the Make Art More Awesome challenge. See all 735 entries (closed)
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
The lesser known chapter title for that part of the bible is
'Jacob - The Gullible Years'
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 13:59,
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it is a bit longer than that
also, i don't remember wearing that life-jacket
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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But other than that?
Pretty good, huh? I don't use the tablet that often...
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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*looks forward to seeing this on the front page done by someone else.*
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:01,
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Everyone knows Jesus' father was THE FORCE
Yay for midichlorians!
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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i can never focus on the joke in kyle 'shops
"is your son king of th- gah, look at it! look at the evil face! aaaargh!"
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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never look directly into his eyes
or his pure smugness will tear your soul apart
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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Right an I ain't done nuffink wiv no one right because I ain't no slag an anyways I LOVE YOU! I ain't dun NUFFINK you fuckin bastard!
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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"sir giles, your housemaid insists that she is bearing your child
and your accusations of witchcraft are naught but crude attempts to silence her. what say you, sirrah?"
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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"I do believe that the otherwise gracious and kind Mr. D'Arcy is engaging in relations
of the most carnal and distasteful kind with your mother. We must subject him to a most rigorous interrogation of the kind oft practiced by the Turkish army."
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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"egads! my husband has returned!
i believed him to have perished in the congo, which led to my marriage to his evil twin brother, Montmorency!"
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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"My wife and I are British but my son is a Fuzzy-Wuzzy, please explain this mystery, woman!"
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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"the leeches have been unable to clear the illness from my manhood, are demons to blame?"
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:39,
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"It is my belief that a brief spell in His Majesty's Army will make a man of you
and cease your errant behaviour."
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:48,
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Hah. Someone linked to a blog post about a chav wedding, and how horrible the dresses were (a bit mean, really, but)
And the clash of worlds was great:
Chav : "Y R U alle sch bstrds?"
Bloggers: "I honsetly have no idea what you just said"
Chav : "U R 2 fick 2 read or wot?"
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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Chav : "Y R U alle sch bstrds?"
Bloggers: "I honsetly have no idea what you just said"
Chav : "U R 2 fick 2 read or wot?"