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[challenge entry] Nobody has done a Thomas Kinkade yet.
'Painter of Red Light'


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(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Downright sinister.
(I bought the book in the end. It was only £13.47, which is bugger all for a 900-page hardback book)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)
# at first i thought it was a gingerbread house
but then i noticed that the witches are wicked...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# that's because it's not 'art' as any earthling would describe it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# One of the places my band plays at (usually once a year)
is next door the the original Kinkade gallery (Placerville, CA - used to be called Hangtown.) As much as I hate to do it, I always go there on on a break to see what new crap they are hawking - at outrageous prices!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)
# you should find an expensive gift bag and box somewhere.
then take a dump in it and 'forget' it in the gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Oh, you're naughty.
A couple of years ago, my mate's dog shat on the beach in Barmouth, Wales.
So he buried it, drew a big X and wrote "BURIED TREASURE" with an arrow pointing to it.
We walked away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
# i would never do such a thing.
that would be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Good eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:13, archived)
# just the one?
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Good idea!
There was a "Painter of Blight" show in Seattle a while back - some friends of mine did some wicked paintings!
360digest.com/2006/03/16/painter-of-blight/ and
paintersofblight.blogspot.com//
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# haha, thanks. i'll have to do some reading later.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:00, archived)
# OH HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] incidentally, look what i found in HMV the other day...
look what i found in HMV the other day...

made me giggle momentarily...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# $27 !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# quebec city
i think that the dubbed dvds cost more...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# it's only canadian dollars
it's not like it's real money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# hehe
although the exchange rate is currently ruining me...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:43, archived)
# says the viking, one of the people who make their own coins....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Wow, a Canada fight.
Let's have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
# *smashes with hockey stick fashioned from a moose antler*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Bloody stereotypes, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# the best little whore house in narnia
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Storyteller (sitting with large children's book, at desk) Hello, Children, hello.
Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...; (reads silently, turns over page quickly, smiles) 'Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...' (reads on silently; a stick enters vision and pokes him; he starts and turns over page)..... 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and ... discipline?... naked? ... (without looking up, reads a bit; then, incredulously to himself) With a melon!?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)