Expecting a slap.
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although they chew the cud
they do not have a split hoof
although i never understood why a lack of cloven hoof affects the cleanliness of an animal
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:42,
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although i never understood why a lack of cloven hoof affects the cleanliness of an animal
We all know rabbits can talk right
but did you know it's only in movies and books and on tv. They don't really talk in real life. No matter how long you sit there.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:44,
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you could sit there until the species evolves
into massively intelligent talking creatures.
i'm gonna try it
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:49,
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i'm gonna try it
Indeed.
There may be no selection pressure for evolving speech.
Rabbits might lack certain keystone physiological features that would be necessary for speech development.
Random drift in their DNA might not activate enough dormant promoters left over from retroviral fragments.
What then?
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:04,
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Rabbits might lack certain keystone physiological features that would be necessary for speech development.
Random drift in their DNA might not activate enough dormant promoters left over from retroviral fragments.
What then?
Or they may just be the perfect animal already
No, wait. That's cockroaches.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:05,
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Yay for Leviticus 11:6
Either the writers of Leviticus quite liked rabbits and had a pet lop-ear called Flopsy, or Wiki might be right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_animals#Origin
Alternative theory : Due to a mistranslation, the Oannes, teachers of civilisation to primitive humanity, were in fact part rabbit. The humans thus declared rabbits sacred teachers of humanity and off-limits at lunchtime.
Edit : plus, hares are coprophages which might upset people.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:54,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_animals#Origin
Alternative theory : Due to a mistranslation, the Oannes, teachers of civilisation to primitive humanity, were in fact part rabbit. The humans thus declared rabbits sacred teachers of humanity and off-limits at lunchtime.
Edit : plus, hares are coprophages which might upset people.
But you did just say it. You just put "resisting the temptation to say..." before it.
It's a bit like starting a sentence with "I'm not X, but..."
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:12,
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I have been charged by a rhino!
We just got away in our stupid suzuki jeep thing. I had some great pictures though.
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