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[challenge entry] Van Chuck

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Before my beloved Instructor passed away 9 years ago
he did mention that when Chuck came over to the UK
to promote a film we were going to go out for dinner.
Sadly, he passed away and it never happened :(

Dinner with Chuck, now that WOULD have been awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Off the scale of awesome-ness.
A sad story, sir.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Bless you JP!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# although it has to be said
Mr Norris is more than a bit of a right wing bonehead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Well, yes - but
It would be a damn entertaining evening all the same. Watching him kicking the heads off waiters would be worth tolerating the right-wing fuckwaddery alone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
epic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :D
Nice one, Ninj...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Cheers sir!
I nearly, NEARLY bought a pair of these in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# HE LOOKS MIGHTY FINE IN THEM JEANS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I want a pair now
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# *makes note of the suppliers' address*
That would explain Timothy McVeigh's actions then...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)
# FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Cheers sir!
In other long cartoons...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# FIRE AT WILL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Ha!
Van Chuck chopped the left ear off everyone in the world and gave them to his girlfriend.

Van Chuck sold every painting he ever made bar one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Even Van Chuck would cry at the tax hike on cider
:(
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# untill he realised it would go up to a mere £1.32 for 2 litres at ASDA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Well, crap cider is always going to be cheap
so maybe I just need to cheapen my taste buds...with crack. The tax on that hasn't changed, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# don't worry
the suppliers in the booze industry always get pressured to absorb most if not all of the duty increase by the multiple grocers

/industry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Kind of good to hear
but not good for the pubs? It makes me want to hit Darling more than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# not good for us distributors either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Certainly not good for the listeners of Wurzel's records
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# apparently he's emailed the Chancellor to complain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# He? They?
He won't listen, he's far too smug.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I notice there was no increase in croissant tax!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Van Chuck blunted 4 chainsaws, 18 kitchen knives and 7 straight-edge razors before the ear finally came off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Ha!
and when he finally chopped it off, he found he could hear BETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ...and the rest of the world went deaf in one ear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# this gets better!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# He actually made the painting paint itself!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# pfffffft!
....too many ears? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# some say when you look at Van Chuck you cut off your own ear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I didn't know Chuck could paint.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)