If you watch it long enough, he gets there
They're just a long way away.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:13,
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Introducing the new Olympic event
The 200m shark and hurdle dodge.
.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:19,
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.
couldn't resist
to paintmash a cock on this picture
(9 1/2 inches)
/edit: fine ill link it for you
http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/ewww.gif
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02,
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to paintmash a cock on this picture
(9 1/2 inches)
/edit: fine ill link it for you
http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/ewww.gif
i know it doesn't look like porn,
but it's very definitely in the category of "things i wouldn't like my boss to casually glimpse over my shoulder".
edit: that said, i'd be fired if my boss saw me looking at anything on b3ta during work...
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:07,
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edit: that said, i'd be fired if my boss saw me looking at anything on b3ta during work...
Hello!!!
To get a guaranteed ticket to join a party in a city of gold called HEAVEN with JESUS,U2,Van Halen,Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Clint Eastwwod,Barbara Streisand,The 3 Stooges,The Marx Brothers,The Doobie Brothers,Chrioni & The Chorono Brothers,Apiel,Michelangelo,Raphael,Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers,Roy Orbison,Roger Staubach,Johnny Unitas,Johnny Bench,Ernest Hemmingway,Mark Twain,ELVIS and a lot of other famous celebrities!!! Just say,"I believe that JESES is LORD,please fill me with your HOLY SPIRIT!!!
Pray daily to JESUS,read a HOLY BIBLE,go to a PENTACOSTAL CHURCH,and tell others about JESUS so that they can go to HEAVEN!!! You'll get gold crowns and gold musical instruments for telling others about JESUS!!!
HELLO HOLY ANGELS!!!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57,
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Pray daily to JESUS,read a HOLY BIBLE,go to a PENTACOSTAL CHURCH,and tell others about JESUS so that they can go to HEAVEN!!! You'll get gold crowns and gold musical instruments for telling others about JESUS!!!
HELLO HOLY ANGELS!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
*starts praying and spreading the word of god, even thought he likes none of those people*
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59,
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Or
To get into a party with Slayer, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Guns N Roses, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix (If they really sold their souls), every black metal band you can think of, and get a good tan, be gay, a transvestite, wear hats if you're a woman and covert thy neighbour's ass.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01,
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My neighbour doesn't have an ass
Can I covet his V8 Rover 800 instead?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02,
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Feel free
Although, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers makes it tempting...
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02,
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feel free?
oooh, thank you very much
....mmmmmmmmm squishy.......
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04,
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....mmmmmmmmm squishy.......
have you got some sort of
literature about your views that I could browse at my leisure?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01,
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Had to get this one out of my system
Not a gadget, but it was rattlin' in me 'ed
Listen Carefully Bond, I have a new form of currency for you you can use it anywhere....
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54,
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Listen Carefully Bond, I have a new form of currency for you you can use it anywhere....
Warning!: dancing in front of another ballerina's castle can invoke fits of "dance rage".
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51,
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I quite fail to understand that,
but I like the speed and madness of it anyway :)
... and thanks for the warnings
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54,
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... and thanks for the warnings
ballerina princesses being territorial
you know how they are ;)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57,
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The Question On Everyone's Lips...
It's been a highly debated discussion all day, but what do you think?
How big is Rowan Atkinson's willy?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:45,
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How big is Rowan Atkinson's willy?
We think...
... that he's a bit of a studmuffin and it's about 10"
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47,
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Well his cod piece on Blackadder
seem quite big, but 10inches
woo yay
put a paperbag over his head.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51,
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woo yay
put a paperbag over his head.
"We" being...
... me and my dear partner, that's what I woke to this morning "Do you think Rowan Atkinson has a big willy?"
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55,
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TJ
LOOK! it's a golfer and it looks like she's kissing a giant....
here
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49,
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here
gospel truth
a cuz of mine 'moved' in his cicles in the 80s and it is apparently very large
not as big as his bank balance
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49,
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not as big as his bank balance
the average size of willy is......
5.2 inches....
a bit disappointing!!! hee hee
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52,
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a bit disappointing!!! hee hee
I know,
thats what I thought!!!
Cos you can buy vibrators of the average size...
pah!! Give me rampant rabbit any day :)
(but anyway...)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:00,
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Cos you can buy vibrators of the average size...
pah!! Give me rampant rabbit any day :)
(but anyway...)
Up, or down.
Arctic or tropical.
Margret Thatcher or lovely lady?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55,
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Margret Thatcher or lovely lady?
The conditions those average measurements are taken under.
Length as measured when:
Erect or flaccid,
In cold temperatures or warm,
And in the presence of an unpleasant or off putting thing like Maggie thatcher, or with someone more attractive...
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02,
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Erect or flaccid,
In cold temperatures or warm,
And in the presence of an unpleasant or off putting thing like Maggie thatcher, or with someone more attractive...
There would be if I knew
what the hell you were blithering on about.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49,
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The blue text is hard to read, plus I had to Google search to understand your joke
apparently Brothas is a referrence to black gays - although most people wouldn't know that.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49,
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can you clue the rest of us lazy people in
pretty please?!?
Edit: Thank - Q, Mr Bond.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50,
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Edit: Thank - Q, Mr Bond.
Googled this one.
www.fobrothas.com/
this is the Google search url
www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=brothas
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54,
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this is the Google search url
www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=brothas
I got this from a cash and carry.
No shopping involved
BETA Washing up Liquid!
Sorry about quality, couldn't use flash and it's dark
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:44,
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BETA Washing up Liquid!
Sorry about quality, couldn't use flash and it's dark
why
are you hiding in the storeroom
or hasn't your dad paid the leccy bill?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46,
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or hasn't your dad paid the leccy bill?
Nah, Ceiling is too high to change lightbulbs by hand
and I'm too lazy to get the ladders out.
So my lighting is "ambient"...
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54,
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So my lighting is "ambient"...
I just took this picture of my hifi
now I'm too scared to look behind me.
cfb
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:38,
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now I'm too scared to look behind me.
cfb
you're just showing off your hifi, aren't you.
pfft.
i'd show off my digital camera but it seems a bit complicated.
though you've managed it.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:38,
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i'd show off my digital camera but it seems a bit complicated.
though you've managed it.
hello!
i was just thinking i hadn't seen your name for a while. nice to see you're still around. are you still having bandwidth woes?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20,
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Move very very slowly away from the hi-fi
it may just want to play a CD, you never know.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:39,
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arrrgghhhhh!!!!!
the fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fear
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40,
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hehehehe
it always makes me laugh when you lot do that!!
Are there only us two ladies on here, maiden and me? Do we have all these men to ourselves???????????????
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46,
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Are there only us two ladies on here, maiden and me? Do we have all these men to ourselves???????????????
Cor blimey gov'ner
We've seemed to have stumbled apon some stud muffins :)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04,
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We're all sexy- 100% F.A.C.T.*
Falsely Answered, Complete Twaddle.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52,
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Am I allowed to see the calendar?!
Anyone got any pics of themselves?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58,
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It didn't show me any it just sent me to outook express
Thank you!!!!
Don't swear at me its not nice :(
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01,
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Don't swear at me its not nice :(
the links are on the right
the months are clickable
swearing isn't nice but it is big and clever 100% of FACT
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03,
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swearing isn't nice but it is big and clever 100% of FACT
can i send in a pic of me or is it too late?
I could get my boobies out
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:07,
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I think they gave up on it
But feel free to get your boobies out anyway
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11,
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oh come on.
put your todger away now. you've done enough damage.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:48,
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i don't know for sure,
but i've been told that other parts the internet are filled with sites focussed on casual sex.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54,
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argh!
the fear! the... wait a minute...
the fear is fluffy...
haahaahaahaahaa!
*mysterious death*
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:41,
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the fear is fluffy...
haahaahaahaahaa!
*mysterious death*
even the swiss are building weapons of mass destruction these days
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27,
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I take good care
of my threads... usually until they fall off the first page of the board.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:35,
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It means people who start new threads
because the post they posted not 5 minutes ago didn't get answered yet so they post a new thread get their nose hairs plucked out slowly.
Goto Here and read the b3ta dictionary
edit: SWEET JESUS! 126 posts in 2 days!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:29,
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Goto Here and read the b3ta dictionary
edit: SWEET JESUS! 126 posts in 2 days!?!?!?!?!?!?
sunshines average is about 116 posts per day
edit: mine is about 5
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32,
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Ooooooh
I'd not heard that one before. Please, don't threadwaste though.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:34,
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i only just left
i'll be eating soon... keep it rolling for a while
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27,
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damn
and there I was wondering what I could do to fill the time...
I hadn't remembered that place yet, and now I've had it reminded to me I've remembered what put me off in the first place - spamming it on b3ta!
/leaves again in search of fluffiness
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:30,
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I hadn't remembered that place yet, and now I've had it reminded to me I've remembered what put me off in the first place - spamming it on b3ta!
/leaves again in search of fluffiness
Falco says b3ta.com ROCKS!
Last night, in #photoshop someone told me about b3ta.com and I have to say... I love it!
Lots of crazy image gags rolling through, fantastic fun stuff!!!
House of PureCarnage
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25,
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Last night, in #photoshop someone told me about b3ta.com and I have to say... I love it!
Lots of crazy image gags rolling through, fantastic fun stuff!!!
House of PureCarnage
We're gonna drop dis next bomb for a money making playa that ain't wid us no more
Notorious BIG
Hell no! We gonna do it for a gang bangin' thug that never seen it comin'!
Yup, Tupack Shakor
Nah, bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit!
B3ta is rather good, and so it that pic and The Bloodhound Gang
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27,
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Hell no! We gonna do it for a gang bangin' thug that never seen it comin'!
Yup, Tupack Shakor
Nah, bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit!
B3ta is rather good, and so it that pic and The Bloodhound Gang
Oh not him
Is this an 80's revival. I need my leather mini skirt, some pink hair dye, a leather biker jacket, fishnet stockings and enough money to buy Newcastle Browns for the rest of the evening followed by trying to get in to see UK Subs by pretending to be on the guest list.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:28,
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I so hope you're a lass
Prepares to run, just in case the answer is no.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:30,
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Prepares to run, just in case the answer is no.
Well maiden isn't an Iron Maiden reference if that's what you mean
- although I do like some Iron Maiden stuff.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32,
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We don't annoy people of the opposite gender
on b3ta. It only drives away fine fine ladies.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:34,
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Well, legally it's not spam
because you sign up and say "I want to receive more offers like this" and then...my goodness...what a lot of offers they receive.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46,
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I respect the ladies..
Except for Anna Nicole Smith...
House of PureCarnage
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40,
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House of PureCarnage
haha yeah ... in good humour of course.
Something every 13 year old has probably asked you if on IRC at one point or another.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46,
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ooh
how very woo... almost... no, it's definately hi cockalorum
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:23,
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