i like that a lot
but 270x2000px is slightly mickey taking
ah screw it wyhp!!!!!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47,
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ah screw it wyhp!!!!!
nothing actualyy
i dunno why i said it
its wooage of the highest orer
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:50,
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its wooage of the highest orer
Most male ballet dancers look like they have three legs.
fwik fwik
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40,
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REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYY BBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGG COOOOOOOCKS
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41,
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hehehe oooohhh sorry
it would be worse if willys made me go 'eeugh'
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56,
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Arf it's Bernard Manning
singing 'Green green grass of home' in a cardboard box.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34,
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AAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGHHH!
That's it, I'm going back to dial up.
At least you get some warning.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27,
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At least you get some warning.
not as good as you'd think
i mean, you get all the free cheese you could ever want, and the sex with attractiv females (or males if you are so inclined) is good an all, but the workload is huge and you dont get medical for 5 months
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32,
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I guess
that delegation is out of the question.
FUCKSOCKS! I forgot about the total eclipse of the moon last night. Damn damn damn!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34,
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FUCKSOCKS! I forgot about the total eclipse of the moon last night. Damn damn damn!
Ah, but with a total eclipse of the moon
it would have been darker and cloudy. :(
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43,
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the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza! etc...
woo yay
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28,
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be careful
I think you may have angered the beast by hurling it on the floor
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32,
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yeah. i've been farting about with it for an hour or so
and fixed it, but now it's behaving like an arse in another way.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33,
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haha!
typical. sorry, i just get very excitable with this kind of thing.....
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34,
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it's hard to debug when you're not running it on your own server
i have some work to be doing for tonight. mind if i give it a break for today?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35,
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no problem.
as i said, i can keep doing things the old-fashioned way for now
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37,
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any chance i could have the latest version
for my own learning purposes?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43,
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hold the slices apart.
just look at it. LOOK AT IT. WHAT FUCKING USE WERE THEY?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35,
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Wow
they look like a really good invention.
Ive never seen them before actually.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:36,
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Ive never seen them before actually.
The white trianglar tripod things
are to keep the box lid from squashing the pizza topping, and for fucking with everybody's mind to try and figure out what they do, like the little bags of silica you get in new handbags.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38,
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why would you want the toppings not squashed,
one of the geat pleasures of take out pizza is the mangled toppings
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39,
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Yes but the cheese sticks to the lid
and because it mozzarella then that means nearly all your topping gone
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42,
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tsk
but then you get to argue over who gets to pick at the box lid
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43,
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salt
is that supposed to be to sook up any moisture in the air ... like when you get sachets of silica gel with electronic equipment?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43,
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That's what they would like us to thing
It's actually for the handbag fairies who like their fish & chips.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46,
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I thought it was to stop the top of the box squishing the pizza
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38,
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You are correct - and today's prize
is a trip to Pizza Hut to look at people eating through the windows.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40,
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Okay you can go on a trip to laugh at the poor people
eating in "It's a Crappy Italian Pizza Parlour" down the road.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43,
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Efficient and space saving reply
10 PRINT "AAARRRGGHH!"
20 PRINT "THE FEAR!!"
30 GOTO 20
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58,
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20 PRINT "THE FEAR!!"
30 GOTO 20
more....
than likely knowing my sense of humour, but today have been more fluffy.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32,
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How cute
That picture could go one of two ways.
Either something swoops down and eats it.
Or it goes RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRGHHHH.
Its still very wooey and yayey.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30,
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Either something swoops down and eats it.
Or it goes RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRGHHHH.
Its still very wooey and yayey.
Actually the more I look at it
The more I think it's about to eat me.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33,
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Yes
google should be a source for pics.
Not the number of colors or file size.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18,
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Not the number of colors or file size.
Oh Sir Sandgoblin,
bring me a dream,
with lots of hummus,
so I can shop the A-team...
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28,
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with lots of hummus,
so I can shop the A-team...
ahhhh i getcha
its spelt differently though... named by a mathmeticians 5 year old daughter i believe
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22,
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ooh.
It only took 3 minutes for the correct answer this time.
My former work associates didn't have it right for over half an hour.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26,
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My former work associates didn't have it right for over half an hour.
a googol is a 1 with 100 noughts after it
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29,
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Here we go:
One thousand = 1 with 3 zeros
One million = 1 with 6 zeros (at least in US)
One trillion = 1 with 12 zeros
Googol = 1 with 100 zeros
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30,
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One million = 1 with 6 zeros (at least in US)
One trillion = 1 with 12 zeros
Googol = 1 with 100 zeros
maybe
it contains secret coded information about Department II of Smersh?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20,
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i still actually havn't bothered waiting for it
lifes too short
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26,
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aww shit. i dropped my pizza while it was in the box
and now it looks like a shrapnel victim.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:02,
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yowzers
don't your halls have a micro or something you could use?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07,
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curses
erm...take the heatsink off your processor and reheat it on that
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10,
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set it doing some rendering or summat
turn it upside down, and cook on that
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16,
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if the sas ever write a geek survival guide
that'll be in it, no fear
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16,
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i crashed my computer and wouldn't boot up after that
had to reinstall windows, it sems to have cooked my audio controller too
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20,
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i'm pretty sure you did something wrong somewhere
but i can't for the life of me work out what it was
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22,
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erm.. yes i rather assumed i had
still it hasn't taken me long to get my old settings straight but i'll have to wait till tuesday for any sound
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25,
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you're doing it wrong
try doing a bit less work. the rest should follow
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10,
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b3ta makes you sexier
but it deprives you of face-to-face interaction. as it were. um.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14,
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it made me
13 stone sexier, now the ladies cant keep away!
because i have my own gravitational pull :'(
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22,
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because i have my own gravitational pull :'(
cor
that's a statistic you can take to the bank. or the pie shop.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25,
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man that sucks :(
i just went to McWhatever to get a Mc Fucking Tasy Big Fucker meal, and they got me a coffee, then fucking WENT HOME!! and left me standing there with no FOOD after taking my fucking money! I told them though - I walked out!! That'll show em!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04,
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i've still got a gap in my stomach and £3.69 less in my pocket.
chuffin theives!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11,
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they went home while you were in the restaurant?
you should have jumped the counter and got it yourself!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15,
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i did think about chucking the coffee at them
but they have cctv these days
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16,
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a friend of mine when i was at school
once jumped over an unattended fast food counter and yelled into the microphone "whopper! fuck!". we laughed at the time. much later it turned out that he had schizophrenia and had to be institutionalized.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42,
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imagine if it wasnt in the box though?
you'd have to clean it out of the carpet
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04,
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i just clicked that and
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03,
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i remember you
you're the person who used to have the mr pringles disguise kit pic in the profile
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08,
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i apologise
i'm just amazed i can remember anything from that long ago, normally after remembering my own ame i need a sit down and a glass of water
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11,
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quite alright
i've amazed myself, time to finish my coffee i think
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16,
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Listen carefully
You can send a message from anywhere in the world with this equipment bond
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:37,
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i do....
pigeons are good to see... specially if they explode too
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39,
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that's the funniest thing i've seen you do
one of about 3 or 4 pictures here that have actually made me laugh aloud (i normally keep it in)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:41,
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from say france
to norway,
After all is it not the european swallow that migrates from tropical zones to temperate zones, perhaps carrying a coconut?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:58,
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After all is it not the european swallow that migrates from tropical zones to temperate zones, perhaps carrying a coconut?
bond
looks like he's about to take a pot shot at one of them ... and he seems terribly pleased with himself about it
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:59,
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THE RESULT IS IN....
Last week I asked a bunch of you to shop my boss, and you did, but i didn't think to make a note of who did what. Well, after debating which i liked best i left it up to 'my pictures screensaver' to choose for me. First out of the hat was this one...
I will be donating on behalf of the winner as soon as they own up. and i shall be posting the picture in the office at work too... where my boss spends a lot of time skiving
Thanks to everyone who entered... next time she's stupid enough to leave a photo not nailed down, it might be you that wins.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34,
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I will be donating on behalf of the winner as soon as they own up. and i shall be posting the picture in the office at work too... where my boss spends a lot of time skiving
Thanks to everyone who entered... next time she's stupid enough to leave a photo not nailed down, it might be you that wins.
i think....
that was said the first time round too he he... it's official then, my boss looks like a man.
i shall be sure to tell her
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38,
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i shall be sure to tell her
I used to have a mate who would
ring me up and say
"I'm just having a wank, say something dirty to finish me off"
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35,
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"I'm just having a wank, say something dirty to finish me off"
Salty
at least that's what my lass told me CowJam tastes like..
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:21,
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aye
but it took 700 years and 4,618 dead cows before I found those.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:30,
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Anybody mind if I propose a mini-challenge?
What Prince Charles really did.
You know you want to.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11,
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You know you want to.
sounds like a good plan
but what if the lawyers hear?
who gives a fuck?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:13,
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who gives a fuck?
but
does anyone really give a fuck if jesus gives a fuck these days?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:16,
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I'm pretty certain he said something
sensible about architecture.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14,
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If it wasn't for the fact
That we'd all get done for liable, I'd love that :D
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:23,
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gotta be careful with that shit,
xfm ran a comp, and it was films fans of royal conspiracy theories would like, i got third with "silence of the maam", so it has to be something that parrallels the allegation, and therefore is not liablous
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17,
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Don't worry
I know of what he speaks, although the legal position is nowhere near as secure as that.
But who cares, do whatever anyway!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20,
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But who cares, do whatever anyway!
WTFAYBOA?
someone ran a comp and no-one got in trouble?
fucking cracking story
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:19,
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fucking cracking story
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