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# umm?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# i like that a lot
but 270x2000px is slightly mickey taking


ah screw it wyhp!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# what's wrong
with that?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# nothing actualyy
i dunno why i said it

its wooage of the highest orer
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# it's
a deeply unnerving ratio...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# bloody hell you're right
recurring 407s!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# beautiful
the juxtaposition of space and death.
perfect.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# cool
all life is there

does it mean anything?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# i like that...
woo :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Yum, another slice anyone?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# mmmmm
transit ham

loverly
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# White bread van man
Yum
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I recognise him

(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# damn puppies get everywhere
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# i don''t dare ask
erm... yeeeeeees wooyay?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
prima donnas the lot of 'em
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# It is me
or does that guy have 3 legs?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# nyeep
you're right... he's jake the peg
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Most male ballet dancers look like they have three legs.
fwik fwik
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYY BBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGG COOOOOOOCKS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
:D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# oi you, go shop a kitten then wash out yourmind with soap
!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# hehehe oooohhh sorry
it would be worse if willys made me go 'eeugh'
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# How odd
Quite woo though.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# His agent warned me he was shy...
Singing all your easy-listening hits until 8:30pm
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Arf it's Bernard Manning
singing 'Green green grass of home' in a cardboard box.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# "livin in a box...
...I'm livin in a cardboard box..."

woo!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Titters
Easy listening....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# woo!
but how does he smell smoke?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Something is very wrong about Sargant 's pizza.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGHHH!
That's it, I'm going back to dial up.
At least you get some warning.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hmm... thats made me hungry....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Does being the
Fucking moon lord have a good benefits package?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# not as good as you'd think
i mean, you get all the free cheese you could ever want, and the sex with attractiv females (or males if you are so inclined) is good an all, but the workload is huge and you dont get medical for 5 months
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I guess
that delegation is out of the question.

FUCKSOCKS! I forgot about the total eclipse of the moon last night. Damn damn damn!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it was cloudy.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Ah, but with a total eclipse of the moon
it would have been darker and cloudy. :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# yeah sorry
was having a bad day so i took it off line
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza! etc...
woo yay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that
explains a lot
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# why it wants to kill me, mostly.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# be careful
I think you may have angered the beast by hurling it on the floor
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# did you get my last 4rthur?
sorry to be a moany cunt...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# yeah. i've been farting about with it for an hour or so
and fixed it, but now it's behaving like an arse in another way.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# haha!
typical. sorry, i just get very excitable with this kind of thing.....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it's hard to debug when you're not running it on your own server
i have some work to be doing for tonight. mind if i give it a break for today?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# no problem.
as i said, i can keep doing things the old-fashioned way for now
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# any chance i could have the latest version
for my own learning purposes?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# mmm
pizza.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# no. bad pizza.
bad.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I still don't get
What the white things are supposed to do?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hold the slices apart.
just look at it. LOOK AT IT. WHAT FUCKING USE WERE THEY?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Wow
they look like a really good invention.

Ive never seen them before actually.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# The white trianglar tripod things
are to keep the box lid from squashing the pizza topping, and for fucking with everybody's mind to try and figure out what they do, like the little bags of silica you get in new handbags.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# why would you want the toppings not squashed,
one of the geat pleasures of take out pizza is the mangled toppings
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Yes but the cheese sticks to the lid
and because it mozzarella then that means nearly all your topping gone
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# tsk
but then you get to argue over who gets to pick at the box lid
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# In our house
that will be the two dogs.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you just don't know how to live it up
you lot
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I don't get out much
:(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# salt
is that supposed to be to sook up any moisture in the air ... like when you get sachets of silica gel with electronic equipment?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# That's what they would like us to thing
It's actually for the handbag fairies who like their fish & chips.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I thought it was to stop the top of the box squishing the pizza
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# You are correct - and today's prize
is a trip to Pizza Hut to look at people eating through the windows.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Can't I get to do something
I don't normally do?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Okay you can go on a trip to laugh at the poor people
eating in "It's a Crappy Italian Pizza Parlour" down the road.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Great!
*pulls on galoshes*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Looks familiar
Maybe it's related to this guy.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Efficient and space saving reply
10 PRINT "AAARRRGGHH!"
20 PRINT "THE FEAR!!"
30 GOTO 20
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# hmm. evenin.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# awwwwwww
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# wow!
that is gorgeous!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# thats
nice
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# wooeriffic
and yaytasitic
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# aww!
yay!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# want
one
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# That is so cute
but I bet it's evil
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# more....
than likely knowing my sense of humour, but today have been more fluffy.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# How cute
That picture could go one of two ways.


Either something swoops down and eats it.


Or it goes RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRGHHHH.



Its still very wooey and yayey.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# no.
I think it's happy just standing there.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Actually the more I look at it
The more I think it's about to eat me.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# oooh
that's a beauty!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The suspense was more exciting than the picture, oh well
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# 200 kb bmp
you can cock off, make that a jpeg NOW
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# it's a 200kb jpg.
how, i'm not sure.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# its a bmp
but he's changed the file extension
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Yes
google should be a source for pics.
Not the number of colors or file size.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# um?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# i second that
um?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# I third it
um?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# is this a barbershop quartet?
um!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Mr Sandmaaaaaaaan
bring me a dream
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Oh Sir Sandgoblin,
bring me a dream,
with lots of hummus,
so I can shop the A-team...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Tra La La
Who knows?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Dibble de billibelery doobedobedobedo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# It's a maths thing
googol for it.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# ahhhh i getcha
its spelt differently though... named by a mathmeticians 5 year old daughter i believe
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# now you're being silly.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# ooh.
It only took 3 minutes for the correct answer this time.
My former work associates didn't have it right for over half an hour.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I don't get it
Please explain!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# a googol is a 1 with 100 noughts after it
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# It's a number.
1x10^100
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i decided to go for the retards explanation
myself
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# That's a
mongolplex you're thinking of.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# the definition of a horde?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Here we go:
One thousand = 1 with 3 zeros
One million = 1 with 6 zeros (at least in US)
One trillion = 1 with 12 zeros

Googol = 1 with 100 zeros
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# oh fine out retardify me why doncha
hmpf
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I
be the champeen retard.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# maybe
it contains secret coded information about Department II of Smersh?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# or a big willy.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# perhaps both
who knows what smersh is up to these days?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# maybe it contains the upload codes?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# You like bag, please?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# the codes
the codes for uplaoding?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Man
Even on broadband that took a while to load.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# i still actually havn't bothered waiting for it
lifes too short
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# i lose.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
bless you, and your tribulations
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I've just realised
That's not Robbie Williams.


Now I get it.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# may I ask
what does this have to do with crap inventions by Q?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# very monkeon
:) woo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# woo!
that's cracking!

go cats!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I laughed at the pic
And now I'm laughing at the woo too.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# he is you know
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# wahey!
for boobies!


and the pic
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# absolutely
brilliant!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Yay!
Woo! And Boobies!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# tee hee
boobies

:)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# aww shit. i dropped my pizza while it was in the box
and now it looks like a shrapnel victim.

(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# and it has those
little triangles from every second counts!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# shit load of good those did.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# beee-youp!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
meat feast?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yup.
now gone cold. i feel like pengy.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# cold pizza rocks
tis my favourite breakfast
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# it does
but this was my first hot meal in 3 days
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yowzers
don't your halls have a micro or something you could use?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# catered, so no kichens
and my meal card has run out
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# curses
erm...take the heatsink off your processor and reheat it on that
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# laptop.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# crap
i'm out of ideas then
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# set it doing some rendering or summat
turn it upside down, and cook on that
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# if the sas ever write a geek survival guide
that'll be in it, no fear
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# or do as i did
and ask it tocalculate the 10^17th prime
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# you'll not starve!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i crashed my computer and wouldn't boot up after that
had to reinstall windows, it sems to have cooked my audio controller too
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i'm pretty sure you did something wrong somewhere
but i can't for the life of me work out what it was
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# erm.. yes i rather assumed i had
still it hasn't taken me long to get my old settings straight but i'll have to wait till tuesday for any sound
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# stoooodent!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# student life is shit.
all work, no beer, no sex.
prmph.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
try doing a bit less work. the rest should follow
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# and a little less b3ta
perhaps


sorry
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta makes you sexier
but it deprives you of face-to-face interaction. as it were. um.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# it made me
13 stone sexier, now the ladies cant keep away!


because i have my own gravitational pull :'(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# cor
that's a statistic you can take to the bank. or the pie shop.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# man that sucks :(
i just went to McWhatever to get a Mc Fucking Tasy Big Fucker meal, and they got me a coffee, then fucking WENT HOME!! and left me standing there with no FOOD after taking my fucking money! I told them though - I walked out!! That'll show em!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# you can get food at those places?
i cast doubt upon that
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i've still got a gap in my stomach and £3.69 less in my pocket.
chuffin theives!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# they went home while you were in the restaurant?
you should have jumped the counter and got it yourself!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i did think about chucking the coffee at them
but they have cctv these days
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# a friend of mine when i was at school
once jumped over an unattended fast food counter and yelled into the microphone "whopper! fuck!". we laughed at the time. much later it turned out that he had schizophrenia and had to be institutionalized.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# imagine if it wasnt in the box though?
you'd have to clean it out of the carpet
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# ummm
what was on the pizza?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# not sure anymore
but it's left good blood splatters
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I couldn't resist doing this...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ow
bastard
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Who's
the chap near the back on the right?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# i'd be gladys
given a choice
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I want to be Gladys!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Everyone loves Gladys!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# i just clicked that and
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Yay
*prints and sticks to face*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# ewww
your face is that sticky?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# sticky...
because of Gladys?

SICK!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# my lipgloss is
:S
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# i remember you
you're the person who used to have the mr pringles disguise kit pic in the profile
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# WILF LUNN!
ptf...pringles....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# i apologise
i'm just amazed i can remember anything from that long ago, normally after remembering my own ame i need a sit down and a glass of water
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# so you only remember that pic?
geez...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# also that you were blonde
and had a very posh study
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# lol
allright, Im glad you remember me a bit though
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# quite alright
i've amazed myself, time to finish my coffee i think
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# heheh
woo!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Zzzzap.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# cocks
that must hurt
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# eep
*covers nose*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Listen carefully
You can send a message from anywhere in the world with this equipment bond

(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# it's sunday night on b3ta, who cares what pictures we see
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i do....
pigeons are good to see... specially if they explode too
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# !
AND IF THEY DON'T???!!!???
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# what.
college you in at lancaster?

i used to be in county.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# are you sure?
Mood Edit
NSFW
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# that's the funniest thing i've seen you do
one of about 3 or 4 pictures here that have actually made me laugh aloud (i normally keep it in)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# it's the baby's expression
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# it's me,
when i was a lad.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# explains a lot
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# from anywhere yes,
just a shame they don't go that far.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# there
capable of internation communication
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# where?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# from say france
to norway,

After all is it not the european swallow that migrates from tropical zones to temperate zones, perhaps carrying a coconut?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# NO PYTHON!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# bond
looks like he's about to take a pot shot at one of them ... and he seems terribly pleased with himself about it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# THE RESULT IS IN....
Last week I asked a bunch of you to shop my boss, and you did, but i didn't think to make a note of who did what. Well, after debating which i liked best i left it up to 'my pictures screensaver' to choose for me. First out of the hat was this one...



I will be donating on behalf of the winner as soon as they own up. and i shall be posting the picture in the office at work too... where my boss spends a lot of time skiving

Thanks to everyone who entered... next time she's stupid enough to leave a photo not nailed down, it might be you that wins.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# thats a woman???
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# i think....
that was said the first time round too he he... it's official then, my boss looks like a man.

i shall be sure to tell her
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# it's my picture.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# It's my picture
and it's also my wife's.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Very
odd pic
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Prince Gladys
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# sunshine wood
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# sunshine
did.

twice.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# i thought it was
thrice!

with rice
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Was the fourth
with the mice?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# and
Obie Trice.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# ...
who didn't...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
#
Sunshine Would
Sunshine Would
Riding In The Glen...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
woo!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# you're very good
at putting me off my stroke.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# t'is the power of
GLADYS!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I used to have a mate who would
ring me up and say

"I'm just having a wank, say something dirty to finish me off"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahaha.
quality.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# just for you, SSG
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Is that what its
called these days?

.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# it's what i call it these days.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# What does this say for the band
(of the same name)

.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I think
he might be fond of them...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# How odd!
:)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# The invisible family dog

has gotten hold of Mrs Invisbles cocktail stirrer
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# i think your mum was lying to you
about how she makes her drinks.....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# woo
weepost time
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# kid on the left
is a young kenneth williams!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# or an old
judith palmers.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# a dildo
and a frying pan?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# yes
and your point is?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# vibrating
and covered in hot oil
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# well thats a rather unusual pen
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# I wonder if
I can find this porn anywhere else on the interweb.

.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# phwoar.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# it's a very small light sabre
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# no need to boast
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# finally got round to it
It's CowJam you muppet!

*feels slightly satisfied now*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i like it
disgusting'

hehe
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hmmm... i just woke up
yay for me
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# mmmmmm
seedless?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# What does it taste like?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
#
how does it smell?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Jam-maker?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Salty
at least that's what my lass told me CowJam tastes like..
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# aaahhh..
have one of these:
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# high
cockalorum!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# aye
but it took 700 years and 4,618 dead cows before I found those.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# hehehehe
i like i like!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# eep
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Is That from
Carry on Queen

.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Nah.
Not enough guitars.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# shut it you.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Anybody mind if I propose a mini-challenge?
What Prince Charles really did.

You know you want to.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# sounds like a good plan
but what if the lawyers hear?

who gives a fuck?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Jesus
That's who
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# but
does anyone really give a fuck if jesus gives a fuck these days?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Fair point
well made.


Prince Charles bums cripples
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Jesus
who?

.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I'm pretty certain he said something
sensible about architecture.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# He said:
"one is all gay"

.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# "ones all gay"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# If it wasn't for the fact
That we'd all get done for liable, I'd love that :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# i dont get it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Oooh
matron!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Ooooh!
[insert name of senior household manservant]!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# gotta be careful with that shit,
xfm ran a comp, and it was films fans of royal conspiracy theories would like, i got third with "silence of the maam", so it has to be something that parrallels the allegation, and therefore is not liablous
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# yes
uh?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Don't worry
I know of what he speaks, although the legal position is nowhere near as secure as that.

But who cares, do whatever anyway!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Was Charle's caught in
the legal position?

.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
someone ran a comp and no-one got in trouble?

fucking cracking story
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

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