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# compo flea toast
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I'd much prefer a pingouin
to Pammy.

lazygamer, if you're still about, I've just sent you an 4rthur :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I know rugby is shit but



C'mon Quo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Take that back cunty
or I'll have your balls for hat pompoms.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Are you getting all upset?
Rugby is for gays.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Shut up
Dawn. Just shut up.

We all know you're a man.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Projecting your sick little fantasies on me won't help your spiritual dissolution.
I can do it like a man, if you want.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# No one likes you.
Not even God.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Funny old world
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The dog patrol was a real hit with the locals
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# but when the enemy learned how to use bones
they were all by useless
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] he'd take my rabbit I fear...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Afghan militia?
spectacularrr.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Spencer's colleagues never figured out...


...why he was so tremendously successful in his job as a security officer.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Eeeeeeuuuw!
I can see his bifter.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# um.. isn't a bifter
a joint?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Isn't a joint a cock?
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# isnt a cock *insert annoying troll*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Insert cock into annoying troll?
You dirty fudgepacker.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# aaargghh
kill it

edit:and what the hell is it?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# looks
like a naked mole rat
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# That's Officer
NMR to you.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# it's a...
...naked mole rat aka sand puppy aka sand rat aka Heterocephalus glaber!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Looks like
a Naked Mole Rat
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# He's certainly better looking than most officers
And probably cleverer
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# TJ : woo
the jacko on the run from the front page has already been nicked by www.boreme.com/bm/fr.htm ! either that or it was visa versa??

In fact half the fucking pics are from here!!

yay to the pic though
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# My lord!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Bugger
Now that's an ugly meatball.

no, seriously, who'd want HIM in their spaghetti?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Ramadan-a-DingDong
Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop, who put the Ram in the Ramadan a ding dong? Or something!

Not sure anyone will get this!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Showaddywaddy doing a duet with
Islamarama?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm holding out for a hero...


probably been done by now
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# even if it has
it's unlikely to be as stylish as this.

woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Sniff!
Thats lovely :-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Michael Dearest
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Which one is Micheal?
:D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# nice
I love his expression there.
"What me?"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# watermelon off
only post shopped pix.

What the hell?!?! swear filter?!?!?

watermelon! cranberry! shit! cock!

AAHHH Thats so gay.. i thought the first rule of b3ta was that there were no rules?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Joan Crawford would turn in her grave!
She didn't watermelon kids, she just beat 'em up!

Look, is there some kind of cuntbubble Mary Whitehouse influence over this site? Dawn doesn't like being censored, unless she's exposing herself.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# aaaarrrggghh!!
Kill it!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] badger
repost for comp

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Can I call your moist flaps?
What number are they on ?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# 26774 6788377
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# that number
doesn't work.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# extension
13456
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Damn.
Line's busy.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# is it me
or does his head look a bit detached
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Its you.
Your head looks...etc.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yoooooo
try photoshopping whilst simultaneously trying to put together a 200 page tender
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# What, is that like a paper boat?
Jesus
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# aaarrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yaarrrrr!
Yaarrrr!

Roleplaying badger pirateyness.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd like to extend my overdraft please..?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Tusk tusk..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# That one on the left looks like Pink.
I hate Pink.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# How do you feel about
Al Green?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I feel sticky but cold.
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I like a bit of pink
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# a wise selection of bank teller
monkey business consultants are the best.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# ....sorry was that ment to be working animals....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha
stroke it hard!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Bloody squirrels!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# That child
has a clove of garlic for a head.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Naw,
It's a lovely warm bobble hat.
Damn optimisations!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# That's SO racist.
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
#
evil!

woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# haha for psycho squirrel
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] well if everyone else is pearoasting


ballet kit?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I find that strangely arousing
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# you would
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# So would Sunshine
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# well that goes without saying
I assume he's gonna star in your films?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# can she, too?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# yes please!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, if you're going to...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The tramp definitely needed a break
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# ve us your money?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# bigger hands than this one:

also more serious of course
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] A tiny cat commuter on the tube.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# That's lovely!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# He's so small and vulnerable
but he's walking with confidence. What a star.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# That's probably the coke
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Mr Landau
doesn't do coke.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# he can't come out tonight
he has to return some videos
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Captivating
That photo is so compelling!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Da Pimp Chimp:
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# are you sure
pimp is a job?
woo to the pic
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Fairly sure....
...More of a career I suppose.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# pimping is THE job
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I always figured
it was kind of a calling
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# if anyone calls me i usually dont answer
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Is that a water pistol he has there?
woo yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# who's your daddy?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# You are baby
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# George W Bush the Monkey-Whore!
Striking resemblance...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# it's not just bush who resembles an ape,
many apes resemble bush
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# have a cool woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Snippety Snip
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# hehe
lobsters ar so gay
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Supergay.
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Ace!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Camp lobsters
are seriously woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# WOoga!
lovely!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe it's not such a good idea
 
one monkey at one typewriter
 
As this archive footage shows
 
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Poor Bubbles!
Imagine having to end up with a job in IT after all that luxurious (if disturbing) living.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# wooooooooooo!
fantastic!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day! Woo to you!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# that looks like a warning sign for a packet of fags
very woo still
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Warning!
Sparrows can seriously kill you and damage your babies and your house and burn your pets
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Warning
The surgeon general says that smoking may cause enormous mutant birds to make nuicances of themselves at the office.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Don't you mean...
NUANCES?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I dont know why
but that made me chuckle out loud.

Woo to you
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# sparrows=great
which one is Dave?
Is he a lurker?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# class
koowah le tee
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] reeeeepost

but the prescription was foolproof.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] may I?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# you love it?
Don't you!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# they
don't half make her arse look big.

/trinny&susannah
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# indeed
it should be vertical stripes
far more slimming.
or is it horizontal?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Any fool knows those are foxy fishnets.
Tsk.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# why not
knock yourself out.
hehe
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

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