i knew about the 3 headed frog before you did!


For anyone who hasnt seen it there is a link to the storey somewhere on the page.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

Woo
Spong tadpoles!
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)

.

(camel-related incident, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)

haha
great
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

Arf
Wish I'd thought of that
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

i love that frog ...
i want one!
( MrA, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

Here
it is
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

I like this band

(majooski, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)

jefferson airplane
eh?
(inablender encased in amber., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

'corse
me being stupid
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

Jet?
Aeroplane head?
Flying Heads?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

nice jet reference there

(inablender encased in amber., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

Yeah
They kind of went downhill after this.


(aden_nak, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

yes,
but they did build this city on rocknroll...
(white_riot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)

True, true
Their one post-space-exploration gem, I think.
(aden_nak, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)

feed me celery . . . and carrots, and . . .

(mixtapes, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

cock?
?
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)

with those teeth
would you risk it?
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)

It
would be an experience
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

hehehehehehehe
look what i discovered!
2 people in Britain have the forename 'Domo'
2 people in Britain have the forename 'Moose
1 person in Britain has the forename 'Foolwunty'
1 person in Britain has the forename 'Bucket'2 people in Britain have the forename 'Muncher'
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

and that, good people,
made my day.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)

how the hell
how the hell did u find that out
(Fragrent Vagrant, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

www.yourenotme.com

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

What?
yourallgay.com
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

i love the spelling mistake
www.youracunt.com
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

That site worries me
I have no idea why...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

Dude
There's only 2 people in the UK with my name. However, there are 81215 with my first name, and 2103 with my surname.

I could almost ejaculate with excitement.
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

YEAH!
!!
(lightningwon, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

queen fother mucker
no wife.... so thort this would be better


ta to freakimus
(evil pete, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

no
ukdragon.com/b3ta
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

Stealing?
Eeek

Anyone own jam on dvd?
(inablender encased in amber., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)

strawberry
?
(camel-related incident, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

nah
chris morris strangeness
(inablender encased in amber., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

you can download the blue jam (radio ones) somewhere
but i'm too lazy to look
(camel-related incident, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

i just found something possible shocking on one of the extras thats all
never mind...
(inablender encased in amber., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

I do say!
Woo, for some kind of undulating mass of fur, with the queen attached, somehow.
I have no clue. And that's the way it should be.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

Ummm...
queen mother... thort it made it more diturbing......but could edit with her as well...for some kind of weirdly sexy sandwhich....
must remember to take pills...
(evil pete, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

Look out!

Furtive seems to have developed a worrying penchant for young men...
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

YOINK

(how-rare, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

hahaha
give me back! woosome
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

Best bit about that is...
I'm on dialup, and while it was loading, there was a white outline of a cock in the bottom right hand corner.
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

How rare
Entirely unintentional I assure you
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

nothing like a good old evening
gnome rubbing
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)

Sunni Delight!

They're all drinking it in iraq
(Cheese Quiche - WARNING! This bus is 18 metres long!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

Punnage.
XTREME PUNNAGE!
( Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

I like that
can't go wrong with a bit of punnishment
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

we will fight them....

(lightningwon, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

err
i don't get it
(Cheese Quiche - WARNING! This bus is 18 metres long!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

I just like him,
thought she'd be his least likely companion.
(lightningwon, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)

the new super-mega size meal really took the piss
Resized coz Im a spazmo

(team edna no longer a team but always a ninja, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

could
you make it a bit biggger :)
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

bigger
BIGGER
and no more McPosts please, I hate to be reminded of work
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

haha
you have a mcjob
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

I'm a McManager
not one of the everyday McMorons©
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

No offence
But I worked there and was offered managers training when I was 17. It's hardly rocket science.
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

ahhhhh but you see,most of the people with McJobs
could probably do it, but it takes a bit of effort and you have to deal with a lot of flak, especially from the customers (primarilly chavs)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

That was the best bit about the job!
"Oi! There's cheese in my Filet! I'll die id I eat cheese! I'm going to phone the police!"

etc etc.
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)

genie arse!
more more
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

Ok
We had this cardboard Ronald in the maccies I worked in. Someone didnt like my service so he punched the head off of the Ronald and seemed to think that I'd care. I thought it was ace, hugely symbolic of the growing feeling of anti-americanism growing in this country.

Errrrrmmmmm oh yeah, another. I was serving on the tills and some chav cutomer dropped a HUGE bag of weed down the stairs right in front of my till. It was like a tescos bag full. Then the little scamp ran down and scarpered with it. It just shocked me, the kid looked about ten.
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)

our Ronald got kidnapped
we found him in multiple pieces down the seafront
he's still buried there somewhere
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

Hahaha
What I found funniest was the customers that thought we actually cared about the job. Like we care what happens to the place.
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)

aye
still like that only now i run the shifts
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

HAHAHA
you got them too..
every other one seems to be like that nowadays
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

You work there?
Then you deserve it!
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

I know, I know
it pays the bills....just
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

out of interest
which one do you work in? the one near sainsburys, the one in the center or the one near the scrappys ?
( spiny is content., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

in the centre
why are you going to firebomb one?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

hahahahha
no, just wondering :) it's been a while since i've been in a mcdonalds, but i do remember the one in the center being more full of idiot customers than most fast food places. don't you get the urge to kill? i know i would.
( spiny is content., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

kill, kill, killl, kill, kill
/shakes head, I don't know what you are talking about
and i'm glad it's not just me that has noticed the 'quality' of the cuntstomers
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

well,
i'm sure they all love their mothers.

often.
( spiny is content., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)

HAHAHA

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)

From where his eyes are looking
I keep waiting for him to be crushed by an enormous bag of fries :o)

Woo!
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

AAAAARRRGH!
The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal! The super-ultra-mega-supreme-you-obese-bastard-size meal!

Ad nauseum....
( Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

173KB
is pretty bloody huge for a jpeg - even one as physically large as that.

You should have a read of this:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

Sorry
that's a bit small, can you make it bigger please?
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

the phrase is
'go large'

:)
( spiny is content., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

naaah,
make it supersize
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

I dunno...

...the silly ideas you get in the pub.
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

hahaha
top stuff

speaking of pub, thats where im heading... anyone in wycombe who wants to join us we will be at the antelope. Anyone? no? ok

byeeeeeee
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

hahaha!
marvellous punnery!
( barnesy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

traditional compo pearoast
i don't think i've quite understood the compo though
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

make money
by putting a letterbox in a soam restaurant?
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

Haha
You clever


( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

I haven't understood it either
I don't even have any shit ideas, let alone ones I can be bothered to make
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

yay vikings
.
(camel-related incident, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)

Boo redex.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

New Movies

cfb
(Ivan The Mad, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

top
spoonerisming
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

yikes
haha
(berlinvirus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

he was never one for the subtle approach

( barnesy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

hahahah!!
i love his adornment of stolen jewellery!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

hahhaah
shiny bears! woo!
( Lu, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

hehe!
Yay for loot bags!
(JJoker, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

Agreed. Woo!
Was playing Vice City recently, and noticed all the boxes in the back of the armoured car are labelled 'Swag'. Nice.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

Yay for furtive!!
Bling!!
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

heheh
nice crownage
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

yay for a larcenous furtive

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

Haha!

(give to ian, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

Hahah!
Yay!
( mechamatsimpsk, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)

Home Away From Home

(berlinvirus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

Woo.
v good :)
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

arf!
the lesser-spotted giant tent turtle!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

arf
nice!
( barnesy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)

Just experimenting...

Jellyfish are cool.
(LovingIt!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

wooo!
i hate jellyfish though
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

They
ruin pebble beaches.
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

yup!
"ooh, mummy look, a great big shiny pebble...."

*reaches down to pick it up*


" YAAAARRRRRGGGGARRRRFLLLLEEEESNNNOBBBERRR!!!!"
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

*pokes you with a stick*

( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

ow,
poke the jellyfish not me!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

I see
they ruined your childhood too.
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

bastards...

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

Okay..
Next time around i'll try to animate something that doesnt hurt people.
(LovingIt!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)

something
like a gun or an axe perhaps
(flibble-san, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

yeah
because they don't itend to hurt people, they are forced into doing it
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

I got stung by one once.
Hurt like hell.
(LovingIt!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

my mate got stung by one
but didn't piss on it
(McCharf, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

That's almost as good as the ones
in 'Finding Nemo'.


Woosome.
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

Komodo robin

In an effort to find hybrids that haven't already been done, I've started generating them randomly.
Big
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

I'll be polite and comment then
Thats a bit woo!
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

Thank you
for your sympathy :)
I'll do the same for you one day.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

Ok, this should get me rich pretty quickly if I take royalties every time it's used...

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

Not
from people who don't use IE ;)
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

so true.
maybe i should copyright the little blue and white question mark.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

and the mozilla thingy

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

what's the mozilla thingy?

( TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

What about
the broken picture?
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

what
about it?
( TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

yarrrrrrr
*kisses mozilla* I love it sooooooo muchly.
www.mozilla.org
( Lu, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

tis much betterer than IE
although what isn't?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

I don't know about you
but I certainly think that tubgirl isn't better than internet explorer.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

I wonder who owns the copyright
for the copyright symbol?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

Mindpiss

( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

huh?
where?
I see none of phil mitchels mind piss
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©
me
( Lu, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

was lying
sorry
( Lu, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

Arf
Trés bien
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

Shit!
it actually gave me a redex for a second there!

Right click, show picture...
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

Ditto.
How realistic!
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

you could try that
but i imagine Microsoft would buy you straight after you copyrighted it
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

Well...
Money + speed = idea of compo...
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

It's Friday night... Keep off the drugs kids !

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)

Ew.
Not mackams.

Woo tho!
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

pritt-stick on your collar
told a tale on you
(snailcat, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

Ooooh
He's got an interview

Good Luck Mr Domo
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

Bless his tiny little head!

( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

Looks a bit like 'Koopa/Toad'
from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
(mr chimp, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

arf yes!
hehe
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!

(berlinvirus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

Nothing SIR!

(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

Pelvis

(pseudosocrates, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

Belly laugh!
That be proper good 'un! :D
(McCharf, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

that was his nickname, you know?
elvis pelvis

Edit: at least that's what my grandma called him
(berlinvirus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)

Elvis the Pelvis had a brother you know...
called Enis.
(arkarkark, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha
very good
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

they should make those
for old people.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)