3 headed stuff is great

Sorry if this was done already today, but I'm low on hummus :(
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

aAaaArgh, More Kitten killing capability!
and i shall continue by shamelessly using my 930th post to steal your thread: Right, anyone know anything about import tax from Hong Kong or anywhere i can buy ridiculously cheap cameras please?
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

ebay
is a start, allot of people on there selling from the far east
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

now there's your problem see...
i have several items, but they all from Hong Kong or surrounds, and i don't want to have to sell spare organs to pay off C&E
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

Well when
it comes to customs if it's a gift you don't have to pay duty, but of course if they realise it's a business transcation they'll keep it until you pay up. As for organs that's up to you - you only need one kidney....
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

hmm, shall have to contact the sellers
a £250 camera for £170 seems a good deal, but then if they bloody tax me it'll ruin the whole procedure.
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

yeah it's not great
i've been taxed on something from CDwow before (also from hongkong) but as stated above it should be ok if it's a gift. Ask the seller to wrap it in wrapping paper or something :D

edit: i'm sure you'll be able to find something if you google enough for it
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)

Dixons.

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

try
the customs and excise office...something something.gov.uk, prolly.

Customs is usually dependant on price, what you intend to do with it, etc...if you buy it through a uk company, you shouldn't have to pay tax at all no matter where it comes from...and if you buy it frong hk then sometimes it comes vat-free as you're taking it overseas

besides, the posting cost will be huge...trust me...so you might be better buying something here
(feministpig, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)

i doubt severely that that has ever been done
but w/y anyway
( Munsta, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

Well I thought
after old froggy today a 3headed domo was rather obvious
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

that's the best thing about this place
if it is too wierd a concept for 'normal' people, it fits right in here
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

Sheep May Safely Graze.
www.banjobandits.com/sheep_may_safely_graze.htm

I'm new to animation so be nice.
(banjobadass, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

good job
you loon
(mixtapes, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

I can tell...

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

Um.
Loon.

Does it, urm, move at all?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

The
picture is hyperlinked
(banjobadass, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

Ah.
You loon.


™
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

Look what I just found
and it's great: www.turbotanks.com/
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

most
excellent find
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

thats preety nice
thanks
(mixtapes, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

ooh yummy!
love it
(Gratch, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

im hooked!
well found
(zut, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

That's marvellous!

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

No reason.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

Did you know
there are leopard lizards.
PS woo
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

sorry

(ozric99, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

You better be

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

Gradient-bellied penguins don't need reasons.
Woo!
( Comma, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

Philosiraptor...

(pseudosocrates, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

Badum tish!
Very good
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

can i jack this thread please
Just checked how our application was going for a fiance visa for me to go to 'merica to marry ma honey.

======================
Application Type: I129F, PETITION FOR FIANCE(E)

Current Status:

This case has been approved. On March 4, 2004, an approval notice was mailed. If 14 days have passed and you have not received this notice, you may wish to verify or update your address. To update your address, please call the National Customer Service Center at (800) 375-5283.
======================

I must now go phone everybody I know :)
(ozric99, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

congratumalations

(natural selection, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

much obliged
(goes to crack open another beer)
(ozric99, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

congrats!
:o)
(reefus-, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

groan...
but "Seamless!"(tm)
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

( Munsta, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

woo! fandabatasticationnesslessfussmess!
tj: anyone 40 years old? thisistom.co.uk/age/ if you submit we'll have a b3tan covering every age from 13 - 42
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

I put mine.
I'm twelve. wee
( Telltolin internet superstar, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

are you really

(1, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

i just fucked it up
by accidentally listing my age as 22 (default).

Im 26 can you ever accept my apology?
(mixtapes, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

sure
correcting...
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

corrected

( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

Holy Fuck.
Sunshine Elephant is 18? Mentally I had him as a 40+ year old.

"him"? I begin to doubt I have proof of anything.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

Must stop posting thoughts.

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

Mentally???
Look pretty good for 40+ "mentally"

I Just filled the "41" gap.
Still looking for 40.
( id10ts Twas ever thus., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

cool
!
(mixtapes, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

good advice
but i already have a seaside like that in my back garden (nearly)

we built a snowman on it the other day
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

Are you from
Weston-super-Mare?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

nottingham
so naturally i view everything in a pessimistic light.
( Munsta, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

Market Square, Saturday Night.
Hell.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

anywhere in nottingham, saturday night
hell. 90% of nottingham is populated with ignorant cunts, and unfortunately 90% of visitors fall into the same category.
( Munsta, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

"Hey - is this the way to Maid Mar-eye-on Way?"
Sure it is - turn left into Lenton and wear this big 'Mug Me!' hat...
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

venture in any direction away from the city, or into the city
and you may as well wear a mug me hat.
( Munsta, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

stand still and wear a 'mug me' hat?
your all mugged
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)

i am
sort of, i live here,but am from Bristol
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

We've had this conversation 8)
Schoolteacher, not from Knowle West?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

seem to remember :)

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

you missed the miles of mud
or is that the WSM special edition
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

if you want WSM mud
you could always water down one of the dog turds.
( Munsta, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

I have always wondered what it is
never plucked up the courage to get close to it
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

Leave it a couple of years, it'll come and find you.

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)

My First Animation

(adeliefan, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

A woo scam!
I'm thinking of suing everyone who wears glasses - I own the idea of refracted light!
(posterboyforcharm, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 1:13, archived)

Those
Follock Heads at SCO, we got a letter from them. Wrote back telling them where to shove their letter. Never heard from them again. Funny that...
(vks24, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)

Serves 'em right for pissing about on my land

and call me stupid but could somebody explain to me what this weeks challenge is about
(smoglane!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

making lots
of money easily. I think
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

Gosh
Two people being stolen by Furtive in one night. Woo!!
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

woo!
some top furtive action tonight! ( www.b3ta.com/board/2839062 was mine a short while ago).

I'm not sure what the challenge is about either, butif you ignore the description and just take the 'get rich quick' bit of the title, it's easier to come up with silly ideas, I reckon.
( barnesy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

Just seen one too many 'intimate feminine hygiene' ads...


... and I am truly, truly sorry *hangs head in shame*
(Rodney Trotter, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

well
i like it.
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

he he
i like that they call such products such inoffensive names - who could feel self conscious asking for Vagisil?


also 'intimate feminine area' has become one of my new favourite phrases, right after pro retinol A
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

is that
some relation to Clearasil?
( randomwarrior long time no post, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

in a way
...ask your local stockist for more details
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

great picture
excuse TJ -

but does anyone know of screensaver that will display a slideshow of my animated gifs? Only ones i find work with jpegs, and only show the first frame of animated gifs
(mixtapes, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

;o))
Made me laff out loud
(tom_artosorse, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

Poor Stanley never saw the sheep coming.....

(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

So
why does everyone hate comic sans so much?
( oodle doodle, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

There are two schools of thought
One lot find it tiresome as it's used by all newsletter type things, to make boring stuff pretend to be fun. It's a total cliché and is the height of naff design
The other school agree with them but use it in a ironic fashion
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

So
which one am I (be gentle!)
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

the other
one
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

Joy!
Joy!!
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

I have no idea
I often use it myself, but generally for effect,
and 'cos I know it annoys people
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

will this work?
comic sans!
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

poo
bum
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

Huzza!
now let us never speak of it again....
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

Invert, scribble, paste...
Anthony Ant always hated maths homework

with apologies to monocromatico.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

Woo! Yay!
That is devilishly clever! In fact, it has earned a painstakingly animated


(aden_nak, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

that's really highly excellent
my thoughts on the subject :P
(the top one)
yes, i americanised it
( Mushroom, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)

nice one
on getting it in :)
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

;)
there's a thing being nasty about fox news too.
Well, the first one was nasty, the second one was overpleasant, and a war kinda developed on that one...
( Mushroom, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

awwww
he's trying to read it upside down.

Poor ant.
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

I never said
what I'd inverted.

Well spotted. grrmumble *makes face like kid with conker on finger of fudge advert*
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

hehe
its still woo though


finger of fudge HAHAHAHA!
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

Well
No wonder the poor thing is having such a hard time!
(aden_nak, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

Arf!!
That's uncanny
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

arf

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)

Sadly, without even having seen the original
I automatically saw goatse.cx...
(mr chimp, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

hahaha
what is the world coming to?
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

aarrgghh
it's burned into your mind
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

same here
I'm still baffled as to what it is though
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

I never looked at it from that angle
WYH
(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

Ta.
Couldn't have done it without you :)
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)

Meanwhile Back at the Office

(Skimo, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

as we seem to be doing frogs
sorry it's not the weston-super-mutant frog

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

But he's still loverly
nonetheless!
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

i tried to mash the mutant but it didnt work at the 20th attempt
so i gave up

here's another frog as my penitence for failure
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

i hope he's not jealous
having only one head and all
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

Sadly one refuses to be a chav...

( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)

that can't be the mutant from weston
in the part of town it was found in nobody wears anything else
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

the bottom head has heads as a hat
infact heads with hats for a hat
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

please excuse Lord Boffingham

(mixtapes, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

Oh no. . .
No you didn't! That's. . . brilliant.
(aden_nak, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

Arf!
Nice!
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

unshopped, photo of me, the ghost


*im scared*
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

Eep
How odd
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

what's
it like being dead?
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

foods good
apart from the sausages
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

...and at so young an age
.
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

Come Back King

(Lucy-Furr, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

arf

(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

I'm sure this is glasscock
but this is funny
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

scares me
.
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

bloody hell
thats weird
( freakimus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
brilliant!
Orbital rock :)
( Mushroom, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

.That's great - can you do a wallpaper version?
Orbital do rock. I saw them in October 2001 in New York, they were marvellous. Having an enormous scene of destruction just down the road helped with atmosphere too.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

thats
as big as the file size gets u can try to enlarge it yurself if u want ....im trying to dally in animation but i have no patience pr understanding
(Lucy-Furr, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

Canary fish.

others found here
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

ahh
that's one of the prettiest yet :)
( B33R Drink me, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

Clown bird
sounds funnier.






w



o








o
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

Woo

    Yay

        Houpla
         
               !

( Laughing Boy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

Ah yes...
...but there is actually a fish out there called a Canary fish. Hence the hybrid.

Which is why I was so happy there was an acutal fish called a Foxface Rabbitfish :-)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

Oooooh
Pwitty :)
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

Derek realized too late that he mistook his giant Q-Tip for his paddle

(berlinvirus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

Fatal mistake.
So obvious, yet it's the one people always do. Beginners say: 'That would never happen to me' and 'Pfft, my arse' but then they're dead because of it in days.

Woo.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

EXACTLY!
Finally, someone who knows what I'm talking about!
(berlinvirus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

Arf
Nicely done.

On a somewhat random note, my icecream tastes all metallic :S might have something to do with the spoon someone left in the tub after my party.
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

Good to be back

(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)

redex?
evening...
(inablender encased in amber., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

And now?
MSN bastards changed my group settings to "private"
(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

yes
hello nice
goatse... sigh
(inablender encased in amber., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

there is a newsagents in swansea
called coatesy's

i misread it EVERY time
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)

ahhh
Will it ever die
(Fragrent Vagrant, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

Aaargh!
My eyes!!
( useful_idiot, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

Skeletal...
...goatse.

Took me a good 10 seconds to work that out.

Woo!
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

It doesn't
have the same appeal without the flesh. Looks like that took ages! Woo!
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

Surprisingly
It took me something around 5 minutes. For some reason, I have no dificulty on drawing stylized bones and skeletons. It´s some kinda gift, I guess.
(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

Clearly

(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

Matrix Kitty

So much for the therory of not being able to post images from a lycos site. (8P) Unless of course this doesn't work when I hit the "post this message" button.
(ED-209, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)