What Formula One needs is more Animals!

Clicky Readable
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)

it's the only thing
that could make it bearable, really
( atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)

Silly
Ferrets
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)

Don't you just hate it when that happens


edit: woohoo!! My very first frontpage!! thank you all kindly!!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
HA!

woo!
(8-Ball, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)

Massive WOO
to that
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)

Fantastico
Uber-Woo-some
(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)

mr chimp?
repost

( meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)

hahaha woo!
that's like a wheatley!
( muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha!
I didn't expect that!
Woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)

hahahahahahaha
deeply silly
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

Hahaha!
I love fire!
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

sweet!
Where did you get the cool explosion {not that I would 'borrow' it or 'owt}
(biajw, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

On some special effects website
meh... cant remember the url :(
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)

Have a look around
www.artbeats.com . they have free previews, and they're perfect for this sort of tinyness.
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)

hah hahh ahhah ahahahahhaauhhasdhgj!

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

woah
whats tha clip from?
(Seany boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)

shaolin soccer
ace film
( Dano, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)

thats an
ace woo!
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)

hahah
ace! cant help but make little explosion noises to accompany that too!
( timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

Well, I didn't expect that!
Woo!
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

Excellent work ol' boy!!!
^_^
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

CLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
flip
flip
flip
boing
BAM!

WOO!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed Hold - Nudge - Replay?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)

top class!

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)

how do you convert video to gif?
I have had some real issues doing it..
( studlywonder, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)

where did you get the sorce footage?

( Happyperson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)

oops!

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)

in an attempt to liven up gymnastics
landmines were added to the boingy-boingy mat(if i knew how to make a little 'TM' appear, it would be here)
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)

And contestants reached unbelievable heights
and a record-amount of stitches.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)

woo
wee!
(frambooz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

Woo!
Me is loving it!
(Koala22, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

Um..
I hate to be a sport spoiler, but I've seen that before...
( Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)

Nope, ignore me
but I have seen these:

www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/burn.gif

www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/gymnast1.gif

which are very smiliar
( Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

Crikey
You're right! Tbh i think those are better cuz they have a 'thwomp'-movement. Ah well.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)

Antelopes from history Pt.23


Yes, I know it's not very good and probably no-one will get it without looking at the filename but I'm posting it anyway.
( smutch, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha
Woo!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)

vlad the impala!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! woo!
edit: didn't look!
( muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)

I didn't either
I just read the above post
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)

erm
oh yeah....

did i spoil it? have i been bad?
( muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)

hahaha
i've a mate who's known as vlad the impala (honest). looks just like him
( atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha!
Top stuff!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)

is that an Impala?
I didn't have to look at the filename either, but that's 'cos I don't get out enough.


WOO!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed Hold - Nudge - Replay?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)

genius
Absolute genius
Woosome in the extreme
(furious trout, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)

ghengis springbok!
hahahahahahahahaha!

oh
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)

most woosome indeed...............here's an interesting thing
a dyson vacuum cleaner sucks hard enough to lift the brass plug out of my bath
100% of fact
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)

honest doctor
I was just lifting the brass plug with my dyson whilst naked and I accidentally fell and ...
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)

sadly it's not that sordid
fitted a new shower and had to remove some tiling, seemed easier to vacuum the bits out of the bath than pick them up
edit/ besides the nozzle aint wide enough
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)

Why were you vacuuming a bath?

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

look up
my dear^
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)

A likely story

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)

Mel's Passion

( BG, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)

that film should be renamed
'for the love of christ...'

in my opinion
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)

hehe
'For Christs Sake', maybe
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)

'oh good god...'
maybe
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)

i've been making a film
on monkeynauts
here's a gravity defying clip
watch closely and be patient

( meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)

Thats
really cool! Hooray!
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

nice

( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)

very nice!

( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)

That am gravity defyingly
o



o



w
(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)

                  !
                 e
             don
        ely 
very nic

( stup0t, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)

u

o

y
k
than
( meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

Gay Hitler
anyone?


( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

that made my day
hahahahaha
(mikrob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

Didn't ridiculing Hitler
Go out of fashion a while ago?

Crap joke - Vera Lynn was invited to sing at a dinner in Japan. "Oh no", she said, "Not...

Whale meet again,..."

Sorry. I should probably delete that actually.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)

Am I not in fashion then?
*cries*
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)

It's probably a retro thing.
Part of the whole "wasn't it great when we were all half starved and they were dropping bombs on us" school of comedy.

Hang on, that's a quote from a forty year old recording of "Round The Horne". Bugger.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)

Well, you wont like this either then

( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)

didn't he
`write "I'm Camp"?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)

aha!
very good.
( muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)

ah ah ah ah
staying alive
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)

Race ya to the nuts..?

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)

fast..
and good with his nuts
(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)

*groan*
Sunshine, you still around this am? There was a message for you earlier or summat :P

www.b3ta.com/board/2856356
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

Sweeeet
is it a squippet or a squirround?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)

f
or a border squirrelie
(mikrob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

Wirral?

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)

hahaha
looks like a new breed..
i once read about frogs getting hermaphrodite by drinking water with aspirin in it
(mikrob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)

ooooh nice
but...

are his flies undone?
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)

Thank fudge
it wasn't just me that thought that.
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)

ah but it was only me
that stared at it til i convinced myself i could see his winky
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)

marvelous!

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)

Nice!
i am being reminded of "Freddy Hardest" for some reason. Anyone else remember him?
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)

arg..
looks like my body ;)..

woo anyway.. nice tattoo..
(mikrob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)

order one from
here

this is not my site
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

,
ahh thanks
(mikrob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)

maybe you could give him a burberry makeover
to sneak up on unsuspecting chavs?

or not

Nice pic WOO
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

D'you want some.....?


Woo BTW
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

I see england I see france
...
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

I see dead people

( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

I.C.I.

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)

NE1LCM?

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)

ICDIK apples
RDL
DR!
RD?
I
OIDR
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)

FUNEX?
R, VFNNEX.
FUNEM?
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)

A B, C D goldfish?
M N O goldfish!
S D R goldfish!
D L A R!
( muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)

AB, C D Goldfish?
M N O Goldfish
S A R, C D B D I's.

(at least that's the way I remember it)
(darth_sane, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)

woo
(wish I had my crayons ... I'd give him a big pink jessy's shirt)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)

'You're the dancing 'guin...'

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)

yay
He is dancing in time to my tunes! Lovely lighting effects there
*drags out a marmot to join in*

( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)

nice moves

( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)

Aciiieeed!


Deja vu?
(Stacker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

No,
Just a glitch in the matrix
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)

Deja woo?
(Stacker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

scary

( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

i am listenign to
town called malice and he is dancing better than any man to it
(hentai_for_kids, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)

well
he is mainly black.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)

threadjack
How can anyone be THIS stupid?
www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)

I can
see the light

Metallica - Fuel
(mikrob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)

Ver nice lighting
Young and free, only eating bream


Woo!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed Hold - Nudge - Replay?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

Day 12: Hercule fought the law, and the law won!

He's been arrested for hummus-counterfieting. Without Steve to look after him, the police have taken advantage of his simple nature and tricked him into signing a full confession, even though the poor fellow can't read.

Previous episodes in profile - clicky!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed Hold - Nudge - Replay?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

Call Johnny Cochrane!
Free Hercule!
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)

WOO
*jumps up and down then hugs VMOS*
Poor hercule..
Woo
I missed the last few.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)

you utter loon!!

that is all.
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)

Woo
Free the hummus one!

*writes to MP*
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)

Starsky And Hutch
Apparently the acting is quite wooden in the new movie



*Gets coat and leaves*
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

Groan
No need to leave... just lurk until you think of something else.
The punnage is bad but I've seen worse
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:23, archived)

Lurked for a long time
Trying not to lurk any more but I seem to be bereft of inspiration today, took me all morning to think of that.
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)

please
dont leave without explaining what yo have shopped frot he slow brained amongst us
(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:23, archived)

Starsky and HUTCH
as in rabbit Hutch

well I liked it
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed Hold - Nudge - Replay?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)

I thought it was a reference to
his wooden acting
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)

it's a hutch
like rabit hutch
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)

sorry i was
looking way to deeply into it

woo and groan
(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)

.
oh fuck no.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)

look at the picture of owen wilson
the mashed potato nose is missing
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)

owen wilson
is a big hutch ....duh
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)

It's a . . .
Oh, beaten me to answering that one
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)

Lego movie
Take a look at what we've made. It's a trailer for a legoman movie under production ('Attack of the Clichés'). It's 7mb, but the server is quite fast.

Clicky!
(Prune, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)

nice! newsletter worthy!
for the record:

"Which is correct as the plural of LEGO: 'Lego' or 'Legos'? Neither, actually. The word 'LEGO', when used as a noun, should only refer to the company that makes the product. Otherwise 'LEGO' is supposed to be used as an adjective. Thus, when referring to the pieces, neither 'lego' nor 'legos' is correct... rather one should say: 'LEGO bricks' or 'LEGO pieces' or whatever (using LEGO as an adjective -- and one should really capitalize all of the letters, and put the little 'circle-R' symbol after it (®)). This is all a matter of protecting the trademark of 'LEGO' for the company (using it otherwise degenerates the strength of the trademark). This is not to say that I use the word correctly 100% of the time... but that's the answer to the question (it's always fun/painful to read the near-flame-wars that start at slashdot.org over this topic... and generally, both sides are wrong)"

quoted from www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/faq.html
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
thanks.
( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)

my cat did tux
up the arse
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

wtf has Tux got to do with lego?
I hope your cat enjoyed itself anyhow. ;)
( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)

they're expecting 20 offspring
would that mean they're having 'twunts'?
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
don't see why not.
( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)

( M@rkoni, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)

nice rant
:)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)

you shot who in the what?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

HURRAH !

( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

your all lego shoppers

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:23, archived)

thats what i meant to say

to bob robinson but couldnt be bothered typing it.

(honest)
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)

well it was
a copy/paste for me.

relurks to do some work
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)

I couldnt be arsed copy/pasting it

i just like winding yanks up.
i wonder if theres any full time jobs doing it.......
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)

any job in the EU
gives you free reign on pissing the yanks off :)
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)

cool,
i might apply for the primeministers job.

i reckon i could piss old georgie boy off a little bit

probably a bad idea given georges dodgy trigger finger
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)

that's
quite magnificent

woo!

I love the seamless integration of cgi and Fray Bentos pie tin spaceships!
(8-Ball, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)

Brilliant
No?
(Prune, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)

genius
:)
(8-Ball, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)

good heavens
that's amazing.

My favorite part is the spinning pie plate UFOs
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)

woop-de woo
3d Studio max to the MAX
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)

It's actually done with
Pinnacle Hollywood FX, but that uses Studio Max objects.
(Prune, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)

wow
that's brilliant.
definitely send it to the magic donkey
( atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)

had to watch without sound, as I'm pretending to work
but even so, ver nice, particularly like the lightsabres


WOO!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed Hold - Nudge - Replay?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)

Done before?
Life is hard - for some - at Guantanaquo Bay


(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

woo to the quo

(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)

.
Guantanaquo?
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)

those cheeky little scamps
(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)

Much funnier!
Have changed the title - many thanks.
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)

Here to help
.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)

On the subject of brutal prison regimes..
I saw the entire police Guantanamo welcoming committee drive past whilst waiting for a bus last night! Armed police, 4x4's, armoured vans, helicopters, the works!
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)

The infidels would pay...but only after George had practiced...

(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

Good on you George
It's nice to see terrorists wanting to be the best they can be.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)

tJ

woo to george

when people ordered their t shirts did you get an email saying they had sent it to aswell as the fact they had processed it as i am geting really impatient
(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)

yep
got an email saying mine had been posted and it arrived the next day (only took 2 days from ordering to receiving)
( TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)

god damn it
i want my tshirt and they are being very slow about it.
5 days!!!!! 5 days!!!!!
(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)

mine took two days
i was shocked at how many e-mails i got off toughshed telling me where my shirt was.

i was quite worried when they sent me one saying it had run off with a crack whore from golders green.....
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)

It's a scam you know.
There are no t-shirts*

* possibly not true
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)

DEAR SUR
I AM SON OF KING ROB ROBROB WHO UNFORTUNBITLY PASS AWAY AFTER THE REVALOTION. WHEN HE DIE MANY T-SHIRT WERE PUT IN SAFETY DEPOSIT HERE AT THE BANK OF NIGERIA. PLEASE TO RELEASE T-SHIRTS YOU MUST SEND YOU BANK DETAILS TO THIS ADDRESS:
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)

Snort!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

Aww!
Silly puss!
Woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)

awwww
bless his little *BOOOOM* - too late


woo
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)

hehe
Birll
(Seany boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)

My first post...




So please be gentle...
(biajw, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

love it
and well done posting it as a link cos of size (assuming of course you meant to)
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

Lovely,
woo.
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

indeed
most smooth!
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

very
nice!
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

marvelloos!

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

boing!

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Woo Yay and Spinning Rodent Houpla :)
But isn't that a rat....


/pedant
( Goatpod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Yeah, well, maybe...........
{Goes off to look at a book on rodents}
(biajw, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

I like that....
muchly!!!

Cricket Ripple
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Veeeeery nice.
Woo to that indeed. Smooth.
( MakTheYak, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

yay!

( rogan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

haha
I like it!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

coorr
thats rather ace, well done!
( timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

That is VERY woosome!
Welcome lovely new person.
( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

lovely
woo
( legohead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

Woosome!
Welcome :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
If only all new people were like you
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

That gets my vote

(Zineboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

hehe
I do like that :)
( Goatpod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)

Wheeeeeee !
Don't they play nicely together ?
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

Welcome to b3ta!
You'll never leave...


( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

WOOOOOOO

(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)

woo and yay
and because the board needs to see it, I've got it down to 190k:

/edit: never mind, you've done a better job of it yourself.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)

Thankyou anyway...
It is nice to see that you are all so nice and helpful unlike those on some other forums... this is only posted on the ukdragon upload thingy though...
(biajw, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)

Most chucklesome
and quite fluffy in a cat and rat sort of way.
Have a woo.
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)

fantastic!!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)

Oh my,
that's great. And perfectly posted too. A huge woo and a massive welcome to you.
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)

I haven't seen DrPhil here for ages. So I made a dancing cat to entice her back.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

grooovy.
and lovely.
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

she was just on 4rthur
so may be around, who knows
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

tomsk
it seems
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Awww.
Not gonna work, though, she's in college at the moment, no web access.
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

ah,
but her dancing-cat-sense is tingling
( rogan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

awww
well, tell her "HELLOOOOOOOOOO!" from me :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Will
do.
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)

Ah, I'm only here on the day shift, so never see her dancing cats.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)

slinky woo
(would I ... ?)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

pretty gay
but i made this for my band's webpage until we get the new one up. thats be dancing away.

www.geocities.com/pwenlymompa
(bigbadbarns, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

site bandwidth exceeded in
3...

2...

1...
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

yep.
that was quick.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

cha cha cha

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

sons of bitches!!!
i can't find anywhere decent to store my shit. the faq didn't help me either. am retarded.
(bigbadbarns, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

1asphost.com
do free sites with lots of space.

ads are put on your pages but they're nowhere as bad as yahoo
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

thanks
dude
(bigbadbarns, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

Seamless.

( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

Yay, Hurray for fighting legos
big gif
Mod edit: that's a bit big, try to keep it under 200k please!
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

and stop reffering to it as legos

it does not have a plural form and thefore
should be refered to as lego, no matter the quantity
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

How...
...is it not plural, i have two lego ppl and a lego board and a lego wall, each lego is a different direct object, therfore, legos
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

i have one sheep.
i have 5 sheep.
shedloads of sheep.

this is a piece of lego.
that is lego
those are lego
them am pwitty.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)

Okay,
I gotta go to school now and i'll check with my english teach if it makes you happy
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)

its
not even an english word, so checking with and english teacher won't help. its danish, so check with your local danish teacher if you really thing it should be pluralised.
Not to mention its a brand name.
(sleipnir, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)

good point well made
i've not seen any danish teachers around for a while though.

i think they were all killed in the great LEGO wars OF '86.
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)

Trust us on this one
lego is like sheep, there is not a plural version of it.

i.e. i have made a wall of lego

not

i have made a wall of legos
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

well
one sheep, two sheep etc...
( timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

wasn't legos
the missing musketeer?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Can
someone just woo me please, or gimme a little, non-gramatical, constructive critisism?!?
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

that was terribly rude of me
fighting lego = yay
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

WOO!
:)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

Woooooooo!
Lovely stuff, keep it up!
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

woo?
but Legos is in Nigeria
( Coprolite, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

800Kb is huge.
try cutting some frames out, reducing gif colours, increase the file loss a bit.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

tis yay artistically


gramatically i will be anal though and not woo it

sorry
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)

from the latin for fiddly little bricks
lego
legas
legat
legamus
leganus
legant
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)

no
but wasnt he the fifth beatle, or the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

i always get those 2 mixed up
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)

Famous film remakes
starring Stephen Hawking

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

going down

( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

Hmmm
usually I laugh at spackers, but he's not a spacker.

I think I've been mildly offended :(

Is this growing up?
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

No, don't worry, probably just gas

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

Ahhhh
there it goes. I made a poo cloud.
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

Nooooooooooo!!
Don't grow up, please!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

part of me grows up
every time you post
:)
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Pfffffft!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

liked dog's story
bout the friends, ya know the one where the guy's in hospital with no legs and can't see
bit dark mind
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)

All of his stuff's a bit dark.
Odd, for such a chirpy bloke.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)

When will people realise
that Prof. Hawkins is not in any way a spastic? He's a genius, goddamnit!
( MakTheYak, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

but he dribbles

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
sicko
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

Arf!
.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

when will people realise
that having cerebral palsy does not in any way prevent somebody from being a genius,
goddamnit!
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

true
but it does make you a spaz
(peewee13, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

it's motor neuron disease th@ he's got
u dumb spacker
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)

When will people realise
its
HAWKING !
(My surname is Hawkins and I get almighty FUCKED OFF with twats talking like shite e-mail reading software at me !)
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)

he looks pleased
to have regained the use of his arm.
( Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

Snort!
Woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

hello purple paged goddess
did dog like his eggs?
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

Dunno yet
he's got one for lunch. Itried one though and they're most yummy :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

Moist
one would hope
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

*Goes to find Lighter Fluid*
*and Shovel*
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)

I didn't start it!
And I never even asked anyone on here about scotch eggs!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:23, archived)

They're for that
Irish bloke up there
*points*
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)

Woo to Spackerism
Made me chortle...
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

straight
to hell
(bigbadbarns, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

I'm half way up
the M62 already
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)