Awww, isn't he adorable

( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

He cracks me up!
Give him some Vaseline Intensive Care, quick!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:59, archived)

'noon all

(serenissima, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:57, archived)

Thats Ewar Woowar!
In "The wicker man!"
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

I think you mean
Wedwood Wood Wood
(serenissima, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:01, archived)

Episode Nineteen
Larry and Jeff Shop

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18
(Skimo, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

Yay!
They're back!
(Gimbo, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

hahaha
yay!
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
oooooooo
o
.
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)

children's TV blah blah blah
better in my day etc etc etc
drug references everywhere and so on and so forth

Anyone remember this?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

My God I have the worst
craving for Frazzles now... damn you! Damn you and all your kind!

And woo!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:57, archived)

Hmmmmmm
Bacon flavour MSG soaked wheatie puffedy goodness, yes, they ROCK
( madrabbi, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:59, archived)

wow that takes me back
and

mmm Frazzles
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:59, archived)

Yay
for fraggles and frazzles alike.
Not only do i also now have a craving, i've got the fraggle rock theme tune in my head..:)
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)

Dance your cares away
Worries for another da-a-ay,
Let the music play...
down at Fraggle Rock!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)

I'll get me coat...

(insaniac1, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:51, archived)

Simple
but
Effective

Hehehe Woo
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

...

( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

that has found
a little plaice in my heart

Woo!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

Good Cod
You did that just for the halibut!

Woo!!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

Fishy Puns
are just a load of old Karp!


And WOO 2, of course
( madrabbi, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

It's true
without a trout
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

Heh
There was a Creature Comforts one which went like that...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

groan
groan groan groan etc...
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

Woo!
Thats the 2nd time someones mentioned my name!
(Attention Whore, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)

just a quick one.

( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

to hell you go!!
BTW hi everyone! Im done lurking :-)
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

I would
not call that lurking...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

TJ
Maybe that twat Paltrow should've gone here before naming that poor child

A child's name is the most important label he or she will ever receive. It will stay with the child throughout their whole lives. Parents who choose names poorly create misleading labels for their children. These labels can cause their children to be mocked, stereotyped, or ostracized. Mocked, stereotyped, and ostracized children grow to become demented adults.
inch.stormpages.com/index.html
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:49, archived)

I turned out ok
*twitch*

*twitch*
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:50, archived)

Having not kept up with current affairs today,
what've they named it?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

Roofus-Pomegranate Ravelston McSpazmoid.
the eighth
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

Hahahaha
u loon!
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)

Could've been worse.
Could've been Minge Cherry.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:55, archived)

It's official name is:
My Dad is a mediocre singer in a dull, unexciting, middle of the road so called rock band Martin-Paltrow.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:55, archived)

Just as well they didn't name it after her mother...
It would've been ' Miserable po-faced ugly grub eating spazz chops cunt'
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:57, archived)

Apple Martin
I mean, Apple!

Incidentally, my name, when abbreviated in such a way, is Ben D.
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)

His name was Chanticleer..
..What a handsome fella etc.

/hums quietly
( Dekazer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

I've been ok since my mum named me Ben Dover...
/cries into hands
( freakimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

You have a prosperous career in British porn,
do you not?
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

what's the paltrow kid called?

(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)

Apple
I don't think its that much of a bad name personally
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

apple?
god they must be a right pair of cox to name their kid that.
(bigbomba, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:57, archived)

apparently their choice of name was influenced
by her mum, granny smith
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

Seen better
lurk'age
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:49, archived)

He was just having a few weeks lurk
not proper lurkage
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

Ha!
not even a scratch, it'll take more than a plane to put a dint in those icons of capitolism.
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

yay!
: )


( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:51, archived)

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

you can do anything
with those towers.
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)

Oooh, are we pearoasting the WTC ?

( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:01, archived)

aww that cute

( Sixola, Fri 21 May 2004, 9:03, archived)

arse

(Kingtoke was mostly eating beans on, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:43, archived)

What?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

beautiful
woo (:
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

I'm owling with laughter as I type.
I really am. :)
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

No se preocupe de ser catty ayer por la noche, yo se utilizan a él.
*los guiņos*
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)

yeah, well
that's easy for you to say
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

I say, that's no half bad.
Buenas tardes.
That last bit says 'the winks'. hee hee!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

Hehe...
... don't want to get 'the winks' too often!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)

didyou do that yourself,
or did you use a naughty translation program?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)

*the shocks*
Would I?!!



Yes, yes, I would. Dirrrty tricks I know!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)

12 years studying Spanish,
and all I needed was the internet.
I've wasted my life :(
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)

Woo
very good that be.
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:49, archived)

'tis very
good.
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:50, archived)

I don't fancy my nuts'
chances.... erk!

Woo!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:50, archived)

Good shoppage as always

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

Sorry.

( Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

Hahahaahaha

Genious!
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

Arf

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

That am top woo!
First thing I've seen on here all day which has caused a coffe-meet-monitor moment.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

Have you got your moist cake yet?

( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

Still waiting.
It's a real bugger, so it is.

*sighs*
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:49, archived)

If you've got the cake,
I've got the moistener...
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

why do you want moist cake?
and your 1000 post pic is excellent.

edit: I really need to know this for some unfathomable reason.
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

Yesterday I was 'furry numnah wants to be the girl with the most cake' (even though I fucking hate your one from Hole)
until mother-to-be inferior pointed out that she thought it read 'moist cake'.

Anyway, I thought that was much funnier and much less blatantly Love-ascribable.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

Thank you
I sort of remember the most cake thing then thought that the vino collapso had played silly buggers with my already goldfish like memory.

/Hums a happy tune...not mad after all
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)

All good things come to those who wait

The moistness will be yours soon enough!
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

Much obliged.
Have a screen-wipe.
( Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:50, archived)

Keep it up, sir!

*the 'shopping, not the badger, obviously*

Is that nohands holding the badger?
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:51, archived)

I believe it is.
Why he's hoisting the poor legless fella aloft like that, I'm not sure.
( Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

Spot
on
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

woo!
THere's a "Green Badge" driving service in Wycombe that I also misread...*runs off to photopaint*
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

mines in the post
WOO PIC

Night all, time for Columbo
(video's from yesterday - hoorah for technology!)
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

that is most woo
I'm a disabled badger!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

Unbeatable my arse !

Nick Hornby, Prince Harry, Kevin Costner, Rory McGrath, The Kemp Brothers, Phil Tuffnell, Pete Tong, Bradley Walsh, can you hear me ? Bradley Walsh ? Your boys took one HELL of a beating.. You're boys took one HELL of a beating...
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:39, archived)

*beats your arse*

( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:41, archived)

You creep
... trying to ingratiate yourself... we know your sort
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:41, archived)

...I fancy you

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:42, archived)

Dolphins?
Scoring?

Bradley Walsh?

*snort*
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

heh
arse
( freakimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:43, archived)

Bah!!
Football is shite...

But well done B3ta!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:44, archived)

buy plastic one
works much better

shoe stay clean too
(deep whimsy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

But they are the greatest, the thinking man's team...
that Arsene Wenger has such a progressive intellectual attitude to the game
Tony Adams said so in his book have you read it it's really good, really changed the way I look at him etc. etc. /boring self-righteous wank....

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

I'm off everyone
and since you've all been so pleasant to me, I'll leave you all with a threadwaste
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

Cock Off
Cunt
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

Have we all go the thursday blues today or something?

Everyone seems to be acting a little too harsh.
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

I was being ironic
or trying to

actullay more like Facetious
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

Hehehe

I have always had diffculty with irony.
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

me too
cuffs are a fucking nightmare

baddum tisch
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:39, archived)

I think even Alanis Morissette
has a better understanding of Irony.
;-)
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:38, archived)

just the other day I had ten thousand spoons
and all I needed was a knife

so I had a wank instead
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

Now isn't that moronic...
...don't you think?

A little too moronic?
Yes - I really do think.
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

i take it then that everyone wasn't pleasent?
had he done anything to deserve harshness?
( lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

it's been like
kiddie hour, all day long
( e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

really?
glad I was not here then
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:39, archived)

of course, to say that there's been the odd annoyance,
doesn't mean to say there hasn't been some quality shoppage on show.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:42, archived)

Just a little fed up of the trolls

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:43, archived)

indeed

( e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

it's MArket Man
with a new name
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

Calm down dear its only a message board

In fact a very nice message board!
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

if you'd look one post above you

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

I know!

But now I am not sure who is being serious. I am sure it will all have blown over tomorrow.
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:38, archived)

well i will say "YAY to fridays" with the following:

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

Is it Friday?
Woo weekend!!!
( Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

may as well be
it takes at least 25 minutes to log off and clean up your desk - no?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:38, archived)

I see your point
Might take me more than 25 mins if I have to clean my desk though...
( Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:41, archived)

bye bye.
have a nap, and return :)
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

yeah
im feeling a little grouchy
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

Hahahahaha

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

arf!
They should stick that at both ends of the Euro Tunnel
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

or surrounding
butlins
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

pffft!

( freakimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:39, archived)

eat less sugar
before you come back next time
( e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

hmm
since its a threadwaste and such, and since i be a poor ignorant lurker, could you tell me what you fine people mean by 'hatstand'?
( juuice, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:39, archived)

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:41, archived)

I found that far funnier than I think it may be but I just wanetd to shout

"OY get out of the dishwasher"
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:42, archived)

WOOBLE WOOOOBLE flooogblei=iiy!
crazyness
( freakimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:42, archived)

What he said

( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

definition
hatstand : hatt stand
verb - random or bonkers, which often happens to b
1 random, crazy, mental or bonkers, which often happens to be outstanding. : Crikey, that picture of a donkey with a hat sipping tea on a dual carriageway while watching time team is hatstand.
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:43, archived)

ahh! splendid
thankyou! :)

/relurk
( juuice, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:44, archived)

Only just noticed :)
Weell done - keep up the good work!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

That is very impressive lurkage there sir/madam*
*delete where not applicable

For Hatstand also see Planet Geoff.
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:49, archived)

Bye!

(Stacker, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

"What happened next?"

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

my heart
was broken for ever.
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

His last words were reported to be
'..for fucks sake, Emu, don't let go.'
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

At which point
Emu opened his mouth to say OK - the rest is history.........
(what day is it?, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

hehe!

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:40, archived)

With so much Passion

(bigkyri, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:32, archived)

Is that a girl?
Or a bloke in a bra?
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

Blirl

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

*fwap*
not bothered...
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*

Done.... phew, that was quicker than normal
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

Liar

Not at all. Consider it a gesture of public service. Any jury in the land etc.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

Gah...
Didn't realise you had a stopwatch.

edit: Profile is rather woosome. I'm so glad somebody finally went to the trouble of sorting out McCutcheon. I thank you eternally.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

Yes it was nice of her
the lovely lady
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:42, archived)

'Noon!
You missed my thousandth post! Knickers.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:43, archived)

I have missed all mine so far :)
but congrats anyway
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

Bah....
Have these instead...


( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:50, archived)

Neither
Its the quo.

/coat
:)
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

That is why I asked:

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:38, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!
( The MooseBlaster, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:38, archived)

Woo
(but obviously 'shopped..)
(Harry, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

Yeah...
that bikini's definitely fake.

/buys coat via telephone
/goes to get coat
/coat lost in mail

damn.
( The MooseBlaster, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

fab tat there!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

crap tit...
...sorry

/coat
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:30, archived)

ronny corbett!

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:30, archived)

Yes?

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:31, archived)

Wondered when you'd pop up with a babs
Noon'
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

noon

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

Hehe was almost too subtle.

( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

yay!

( stup0t, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:44, archived)

Sorry to threadwaste but i must speak my anger or i may just explode


today i was sent home from school for wearing incorrect shoes, and i just got a phone call saying it was the last day of school. school as in, my entire school life. i was at home. i missed it all. people were crying. big assembly. didn't get to say goodbye to people i'll never see again. i'm pissed off.


to make up for it though, have a very very old animation.


( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

Just how unsuitable were your shoes?
Or did they just want rid of you? Just joking - sorry about your poo day, but a big woo to your anime (which I haven't seen before!).
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:30, archived)

thanks : )
they were just standard Osiris "skater shoes".

black and all
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:32, archived)

That's a bit steep.
I think you should go and do the newspaper / dog shit thing outside the headmaster's office. Hell, you're not on the register anymore!
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

yeah, i might set fire to the school...
BURN THEM ALL! MOOOOWHAHAHAHAHA!


except i'm going to the 6th form...
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:38, archived)

Lots of sixth forms, all over the country.
Plenty more fish in the sea - BURN 'EM!!!

*worries that I may be inciting teenagers to arson*
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:40, archived)

haha, nah.. i'm already a bit of an ARSEonist
See...
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:42, archived)

Alright missus?
My crappy computer still won't let me see your 1000 posts pic. *sniff* :(
( TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:44, archived)

See profile.
God, this coding thing's a bit of a lark, innit?

how rude - 'noon! How's you?
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

Me's K
Being made to actually do some work. Shocking. (Hence delays in replyage and intermittent posting etc)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:59, archived)

One platform wedgie
One girl's sandal.

Join Friends Reunited

:)
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

I hope you attend clown school....
...and were sent home for wearing sensible loafers.
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:31, archived)

yeah, there weren't enough spots on them

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

bugger
unlucky fella
i'd go back in tomorrow and say goodbye to 'em anyway
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:31, archived)

no...
it was the last day... they will be at home sipping martini :P
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

how about using one of them new fangled devices
such as the telephone, or the electronic e-mail
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:41, archived)

that's a very sad tale - have a baby to make you feel better

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:31, archived)

great advice to
a teenager. Guess he/she can get a council house if they do.
(michael_k_vegfruit, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

one of my schools I got sent home half day on the last day all because
I called someone an asshole in front of prospective parents, hahaha
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:32, archived)

Fucking kids.
If it was the last day of school, you must have been there for a while. Therefore, you probably knew that your shoes were unsuitable.

Then again, if you were suprised to learn that it was the last day of school, then you probably hadn't been paying much attention all the while you'd been there. In which case, I have even less sympathy.
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:32, archived)

they changed it
it was meant to be tomorrow


besides, i got away with it for 3 years
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

HAHA!
That's what I was thinking, but then, I'm going into teaching.

What's your excuse?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

My other half is a teacher!
They keep a pair of "special" shoes for such ocasions...
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

I got kicked out of
my 6th form leavers ball (8 years ago - crikey!) for genuinely no reason other than the head of 6th form didn't like me and some of my friends.

Nearly a decade down the line and I still bear a grudge to the extent if I ever see him again I am going suffocate him with his own rectum.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:32, archived)

ooh he must be bendy
remember to post a pic of said event when it happens.
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)

hahah
cheered me up =D
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

and no profanitised shirt with
"i love you despite your halitosis",
"sorry about that thing with yous sister..."
or "as your ex-maths teacher i can now truly tell you you are a dunce"

poor you...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

Now is an excellent time
to start an alchol problem.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

cunts,
what was wrong with your shoes? Surely it was a non uniform day or whatnot?
( freakimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:35, archived)

no..
it was only last day for the year 11s. i thought it was tomorrow, and my shoes weren't that bad either... the head of year's just a STUPID FUCKING CUNT.... *sigh*
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

That nearly happened to me
Middle of my A-levels I was accused of shouting "Wanker" at the Head of Geography (he was, but I didn't, but naturally couldn't say who did thanks to stupid school-based honour codes). This was half an hour before an exam, and he kept accusing me, so I told him to fuck off. After the exam, frogmarched to the headmaster, told to apologise or I'd be expelled (with 6 more exams to go). I refused, saying I'd done nothing wrong and had witnesses. Got off with a suspension, but was only allowed to attend the leaver's ball (for which I had a decent date) if I apologised. I did. I regret it to this day (especially as a mate copped off with my bird)

Sorry. Bit long. Bitter.

BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:41, archived)

Awww
*hug*

there there. remember, it's better to die on your feet than live on your hands... no wait, that wasn't it... it's better to eat on your face than live in a commode... no wait...
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:44, archived)

you poor unlucky sod
i'd be pretty pissed in your position
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:44, archived)

i am *hic*
you know... *hic*... you're my besht friend!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

damn you over 16s
and your alcohol

damn you all to hell
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

i'm only 15
i'm a horrid underage drinker
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)

damn you people who look old enough to the bloke at the newsagent's
and your alcohol

damn you to hell
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 21 May 2004, 20:22, archived)

Ready Dad, get those gloves on!

( moogy boobles, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

Nesting

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:27, archived)

don't mean to be rude
but ain't that a pearost
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

haha,
is he fixing an arial at the moment?
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

I'll nest you in a minute...
Woo!
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

what's the source pic?
is it Worzel Gummidge doing a goatse?
(translator, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

www.ananova.com/desktop/picture.html?startingAt=86&keywords=+&subsite=&_subsite=
( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

fly my pretties!


CFB 1024X720 or what ever it is!

EDIT : BTW i was just in a car accident - this car crashed into the back of this taxi i was in! now my back and neck hurts :o(
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:22, archived)

how odd
woo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:24, archived)

i'll fly your pretties in a minute,
very good.
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:25, archived)

How arty! Woo!

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:25, archived)

oooh
that's just lovely that is
EDIT: SUE THEM, SUE THEM HARD. hope they get better
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:25, archived)

was thinking about it!
i feel (like a natural woman :o) ) a bit angry as well as the bloke was on a mobile at the time!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)

you can definately get something from it then
gah, i hate people who drive with mobiles :(
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

i think i should!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:32, archived)

by the way it wasn't me....
and i don't have clones. nor would i speak on my phone whilst driving
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

plus you dont live in portsmouth!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:43, archived)

woo
to nipple-less fitties!
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)

the funny thing is
nipples are NSFW - but boobs without nipples are sfw! plus mens nipples are fine!

hmmm does that mean that trannies are fine to post??
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:27, archived)

on a scale of 0-NOOOOO
NOOOOO
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)

BTW this bloke who hit us was your clone!
scary or what!

well he had your hair cut anyway
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

stupid bloody hair!!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

nipples are ok
so long as they don't look like porn
( lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)

i was once did an experiment on here!
i put a half naked unshopped man on here and didnt get a single comment! then i did the same with a woman! and i got so many NSFW's.

okay it was the bottom half of the woman ** just kidding
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:31, archived)

Compensation, neck brace, wheelchair, headaches
all these things can be yours. A little hammy acting
and Bingowings youre in the moolah!!
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)

woo
jsut get the old whiplash kit out and i'll be on my way!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:33, archived)

Meh.

Well - today's exam was actually better. No silly questions about dinosaur vision.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)

thats woo!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)

ooh he is nice
must find it hard to fly though i'd've thought...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)

dino vision eh?
did they see in full color, or were they like dogs with only black and white?
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)

Full colour
That was last year's question - instead this year we got one about the visual cortex.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)

woo
that tis luverly
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:27, archived)

um....kill it?

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:20, archived)

Blimey!
Kill them both
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)

Damn you and your mind piss!

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:22, archived)

*strokes cat*

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:24, archived)

not this cat I take it

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:25, archived)

No
I meant to type 'pussy'
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)

pussy...
like in 'licking pussy'?

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)

More as in 'beaver':

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:30, archived)

its an awesome source pic
non?
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)

crivens! it's sick_boy!
you've not been around in a while... or have i just not been paying attention?
( lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)

Help Ma Boab!
I have been away for a while. Did a stretch for that business with the government.
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)

hahahahaha
damn right! defiling the face of modern politics. should of thrown away the key.
( lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:31, archived)

Arggghhhhhh,
kill them both!!!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)

Yes
KILL IT
( Royalle, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:22, archived)

pearost


woo to yours
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:22, archived)

That's the worst picture I have ever seen.
*gives in to dark side*
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:29, archived)

AAARRRGH!
brilliwooo
( baby wet ones, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)

Brilliwoo
indeed.
( Micro Prawnvica, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:24, archived)

adorable!

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)