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# it was better in my head...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I dont understand?
Am I a loon?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)
# have you finished
(the expirement)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Yes
I got a score of 50. Whats it mean?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)
# ?wtf
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# ...............
i have no idea whats going on
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# no bridge, no helicopter
over my head
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Arrr, she was a hoary old beast
I think mebbe I startled her

it gets bigger
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)
# executive
that's what that is

(woo)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# thank you
I think...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)
# part four
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Yay for
your 'guin in space
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)
# yay!
logged on quick cos i'm bored
you've made my possible bollocking worthwhile
yay!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)
# keep up the good
work!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Hi honey
thought you were being good?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:35, archived)
# i'm trying :(
bye again

*cries in the corner*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Noooooooo
Here have a biccy and a hug before you go
I just dont want you too get in trouble
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# *hugs*
*munches*
*legs it*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)
# That just looks wrong
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)
# The Passion Of The Web
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Free on the NHS?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# she seems to have blue facial hair
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Just before the picture was taken...
...her pimp had given her a can of pop with ink around the edges.
Oh, those pimps... they're kidders!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Chintears surely?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Quaid!
open your mind Quaid...

well that's what it reminded me of! Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)
# I am to have
abdominal surgery.

/laughs
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:28, archived)
# yikes!
is that Arnold Schwarzenegger face?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Congratulations!
Have a round of applause.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# looks like
the two men are embarrased by something the grinning tum just said
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# There is a new falconry centre outside Abergavenny
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)
# ooohhh and a
soon to be a new waitrose
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Where?
Not the Cattle Market?

how d'you know so much?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# urm im not sure at the mo
but definatley somewhere there. where the safeway is at the mo if you know where that is ( coz i dont)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Aha
a mile from me
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# cool
you will like it i reckon
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# 1am pearoast
Posted this at 1am last night after I came home last night.
Not many people commented on it but im really chuffed with it considering i was highly under the influence at the time :D

I know its more of a Weebl and Bob thing but i was inspired by Rob's laser pelvic thrusts and just had to make this.

Note: It was 1 am at the time so i took the pic myself maybe next time ill get video thrusting action ;)

Click for flashiness
Click for flashiness
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Woo to you!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Erm...
why?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Because we want to!
because we want to!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)
# why you gonna get that song stuck in my head?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)
# because we want to?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)
# fair enough
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)
# because you did it to me
and its revenge
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)
# let me enlighten you





this is the way i pray
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)
# not the same but its stuck in my head
You created a rift within me
Now there have several complications
that have left me feeling nothing
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# BATMAN
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# YAY
how gay
EDIT is that one of your stock answers?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# it's falling away from me...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# because..
it rocks :D

and its a secret.. shhhhh
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:28, archived)
# if any one wants to see a pointless amatuer animations
your welcome to!
www.freewebs.com/jp246/cheese.htm
~700kb
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:17, archived)
# I find it sickening that I am scared to click that link in case goatse popups come up
*clicks anyway*

*watches*

nice... very rathergood-ish (and yes, that is a compliment)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:22, archived)
# that happens to me now
With every single link :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)
# 700kb? pah! I've made bigger pictures!
its very nice though
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)
# bah freewebz
ive blocked all freewebs accounts because they use an activex control on their site to deliver ads that is classed as possible spyware
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Fah Diddley Qua Qua!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Well done you!
That took me waaaaaay too long.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Oooh...
...marvellous punnage.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)
# good lord
that took me nearly 10 mins to understand
hehehe woo though
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)
#


I'm glad someone got it :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# finally got it.
that's the maddest pun I've ever seen.
Hat's off to you!
w/y/h!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# *arf*
Bestest thing ever!
It's like, lord of the rings meets interweb meets wicked music from before i was born. Hoorah!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Before you were born!
lord, I feel old now :(

edit: in fact the way I look, I'd qualify for next year's old age pension
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)
# dan diddlia qua qua
dan diddlia qua qua
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# have we had this yet?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:15, archived)
# if by 'we' you mean everyone
and by 'this' you mean your mum, then yup.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Looks like...
... he's holding a see-through, purple stop sign. I may think this because I have to do my driving theory test soon, eek!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Q: You see a child playing in the road, do you
a) apply the brakes
b) hurl obscenities at him
c) offer him sweeties
d) run the fucker down?

It's hardly rocket science.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:22, archived)
# I know... but I'll feel SUCH a twat if I fail.
Also, you may remember my birthdate. Now see how long it has taken me to book it!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Here is another:
Someone in another car is very following you very closely. Do you:
a) Speed up, then slam on the brakes, causing a huge pile up
b) drive into the hedge
c) slow down
d) Put all your lights on, including front and rear foglight?


Edit: good luck - you'll be fine
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)
# C seems logical... but what if they're driving really fast?
Then I'll piss them off and probably get rammed off the road. *Cries*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# This might make you feel better:
Q: How would you check your horn is working?
a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
b) Eat a cheese sandwhich
c) Go to sleep
d) Eat a tuna sandwhich
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
and not between the hours of 11pm and 7am.
Tra laaa!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Well done!
"Stamp!" *stamps something belonging to you*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Right, I'm off to watch Neighbours...
... anything to avoid exam revision.
Ta ra all!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i find 3 mph
to be the magic number, before they back off a bit
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# B
works all the time

name one problem that can not be solved by driving into a hedge.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)
# The ever rising insurance?
But I am a girl, and they like girls!
Only a mere 800 for my car this year (a 1988 Mini, 998cc)!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Ram your car into a hedge with explosives inside, and walk/take bus/do anything else
thus you no longer need to pay your insurance and you get most of the money back
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)
# My car, my car, my beautiful car...

... and don't you 'Calm down, dear' me!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I wish I had a mini.
All I've got is a boring, vanilla flavoured Ford Fiesta.
Love the number plate!
edit: 'caro' is Spanish for expensive, as in
'mi coche es muy caro'
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# A car-eating,
vampire bat lurking in a hedge. Or if you were driving along a stretch of road with a distinct lack of hedge-i-ness and anything happened
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Drive your car into the hedge. The bet will reveal itself, allowing you to kill it.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Option d, of course.
Natural selection in demonstration - kid shouldn't have been playing in the road to start off with.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)
# and
everyone knows at least one monger who fails (sometimes more than once)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I know two people who failed.
One person failed because they were using the question/answer bank from the previous year.

I think although they give you 1 hour to do the exam, it should only take you about 10 mins really.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I can trump you....
I know someone who failed their theory test THREE, yes THREE times, then somehow managed to pass practical test 1st time.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# But - how?
Some things, I guess, like marmite, and quantum physics, are just beyond comprehension.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# hmm... d if it's a chav, b if it isn't, a if it's me, c if it's the child of anyone important?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Garçon!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Oui?
Ouoo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Comment ca va
ma petit chat?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)
# le bonk le nosh
*snigger*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Je voudrais
Le poisson - beaucoup des poissons, et un verre du lait.

ALLEZ!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)
# je nes comprends pas les francais
woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# They're going for a new world record!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)
#


Edit: Where are you furry, I made this for you!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)
# next week on five
"hit by cake - caught on tape!"
edit: woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)
# I read that as "hit on by cake"
sigh
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# if only
:(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:08, archived)
# But cake has no pulse
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)
#
EUMPHAZARD!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)
# euphazard's shit!
all the cool kids say
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Arse Candles is one of my favourites
also Knob Stockings
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)
# :/
:/
and
:/
again
oh and grandmas not one of the cool kids
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)
# hahah
40 of the 43 results for that word on google are from here. the other 3 are dictioanry sites saying "what the hell does that mean, do you mean emphasized?"
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Is it me....
... or do they frequently have 'Hitler week', 'Stalin week' and 'Other glorious leader weeks'?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:08, archived)
# I don't know
I don't have a TV
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)
# they had a programme about who shot the red baron last night.
went on for a chuffing hour, and I think the conclusion was 'some bloke with a gun'.
Classic.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)
# I barely watch anything other than the BBC and sometimes CH4.
Does that make me middle class?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)
# when i was a kid
we weren't allowed to watch itv because it's too 'common'.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)
# perhaps.
do you read the Daily Mail as well, and agree with everything they say?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)
# No, thank heaven.
*coughs loudly* Telegraph and Observer *cough*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)
# What are you doing? Stuffing the pages in your mouth?
No wonder you're coughing!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)
# On Saturdays and Sundays it provides a meal for ALL the family...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20, archived)
# BOO!
gruaniad!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Excuse my ignorance...
... but what the hell does gruaniad mean?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20, archived)
# My parents read the Daily Mail
It's the main reason I left home
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)
# i've seen that before
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:14, archived)
# haha
that made me lol, don't know why
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# to you it may be erotic
but to some unsuspecting hotel staff this could look like some kind of dirty protest
/alan
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# /Alan
What a great quote
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:08, archived)
# oooh
bucakey (:
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Oooh
Left handed
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Woo!
scatkkake
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Ha
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)
# buck... cake...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
pffffff (:
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:14, archived)
# That is a bit...
yuck
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Mmm that cake
looks lovely. Fattening but goooood!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# I WANT CAKE
GIVE ME CAKE

*foams at mouth*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)
# "Don't come back tonight too late"

"Alright Mum, I'll take the phone!"
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Hehehehe
Nice awnings!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)
# If i was an ex police man
i'd tell you all about them
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
that's extremely woo! extremely!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Woo!
Hatstand!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)
# badum
tischtennis
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)
# You silly man
WOO
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)
# hehehe
and i agree on the awnings
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Ganastregetic
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Splat!
Come on, splat!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)
# It does
Eventually. Just you wait and see...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Haha...
Nice try. And no posting links to goatse saying that they show the splat either! I'm watching you.....
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)
# She loved him despite the speech impediment
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)
# hahahahah
Padwan
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)
# "Put me down, you will.
HMMmmmh."
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)
# yay Yoda
is all
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)
# she still looks evil
like she's going to eat a baby.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)
# thats worryingly quite fluffy
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# YOU SEE?!
BANDWAGONS CAN BE GOOD!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)
# And the love is band-wagon just keeps on truckin':
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)
# I wouldnt call that love I would call that

common fuckin courtesy!

Nice pic though:)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Minge!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)
# so pleased you're back
woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:01, archived)
# muff?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Please.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)
# dear jesus
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)
# It's for
keeping your ears warm.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:11, archived)
# nyuk nyuk
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)
# got this in the post this morning
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Sweet lord...
I hope I can still cancel my holiday...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:59, archived)
# ukdragon
is redexing for me :(

edit: all better
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I can see it
and thats a whole lotta that poor woman
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)
# was for me too
until now


woo Babs!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)
# hahah
you loon
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Good grief, Charlie Brown!
That one's rather fine.
I may have missed out on something totally bloody obvious... why a Womens Studies lecturer from University of Wisconsin???
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)
# woo!!
You're really putting effort into these.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)

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