it was better in my head...

( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)

I dont understand?
Am I a loon?
(maddave, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)

have you finished
(the expirement)
( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)

Yes
I got a score of 50. Whats it mean?
(maddave, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)

?wtf

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)

...............
i have no idea whats going on
(Sticky Label, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

no bridge, no helicopter
over my head
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)

Arrr, she was a hoary old beast
I think mebbe I startled her

it gets bigger
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)

executive
that's what that is

(woo)
( big daft dave, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

thank you
I think...
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)

part four

part one ~ part two ~ part three
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Yay for
your 'guin in space
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)

yay!
logged on quick cos i'm bored
you've made my possible bollocking worthwhile
yay!
( summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)

keep up the good
work!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)

Hi honey
thought you were being good?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:35, archived)

i'm trying :(
bye again

*cries in the corner*
( summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

Noooooooo
Here have a biccy and a hug before you go
I just dont want you too get in trouble
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

*hugs*
*munches*
*legs it*
( summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)

That just looks wrong

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)

The Passion Of The Web

www.spazoutny.com/wwjs.htm
(AntonLavey, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Free on the NHS?

(murgatroyd the kluge maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

she seems to have blue facial hair
:)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)

Just before the picture was taken...
...her pimp had given her a can of pop with ink around the edges.
Oh, those pimps... they're kidders!
(murgatroyd the kluge maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)

Chintears surely?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chintear&f=1
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:39, archived)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)

Quaid!
open your mind Quaid...

well that's what it reminded me of! Woo!
(Raymonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)

I am to have
abdominal surgery.

/laughs
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:28, archived)

yikes!
is that Arnold Schwarzenegger face?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

Congratulations!
Have a round of applause.

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

looks like
the two men are embarrased by something the grinning tum just said
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)

There is a new falconry centre outside Abergavenny

(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)

ooohhh and a
soon to be a new waitrose
(posion ivy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)

Where?
Not the Cattle Market?

how d'you know so much?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)

urm im not sure at the mo
but definatley somewhere there. where the safeway is at the mo if you know where that is ( coz i dont)
(posion ivy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)

Aha
a mile from me
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

cool
you will like it i reckon
(posion ivy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

1am pearoast
Posted this at 1am last night after I came home last night.
Not many people commented on it but im really chuffed with it considering i was highly under the influence at the time :D

I know its more of a Weebl and Bob thing but i was inspired by Rob's laser pelvic thrusts and just had to make this.

Note: It was 1 am at the time so i took the pic myself maybe next time ill get video thrusting action ;)


Click for flashiness
( Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:19, archived)

Woo to you!

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:19, archived)

Erm...
why?
( The MooseBlaster, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)

Because we want to!
because we want to!
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)

why you gonna get that song stuck in my head?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)

because we want to?

( Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)

fair enough

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)

because you did it to me
and its revenge
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)

let me enlighten you





this is the way i pray
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)

not the same but its stuck in my head
You created a rift within me
Now there have several complications
that have left me feeling nothing
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

BATMAN

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

YAY
how gay
EDIT is that one of your stock answers?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)

*shudders*

(Sticky Label, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

it's falling away from me...

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

because..
it rocks :D

and its a secret.. shhhhh
( Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:28, archived)

if any one wants to see a pointless amatuer animations
your welcome to!
www.freewebs.com/jp246/cheese.htm
~700kb
( polar ice is done for 4 months, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:17, archived)

I find it sickening that I am scared to click that link in case goatse popups come up
*clicks anyway*

*watches*

nice... very rathergood-ish (and yes, that is a compliment)
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:22, archived)

that happens to me now
With every single link :(
( Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)

700kb? pah! I've made bigger pictures!
its very nice though
(Sticky Label, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)

bah freewebz
ive blocked all freewebs accounts because they use an activex control on their site to deliver ads that is classed as possible spyware
( Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

Fah Diddley Qua Qua!

(Raymonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)

Well done you!
That took me waaaaaay too long.
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)

Oooh...
...marvellous punnage.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)

good lord
that took me nearly 10 mins to understand
hehehe woo though
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)

I'm glad someone got it :)
(Raymonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)

finally got it.
that's the maddest pun I've ever seen.
Hat's off to you!
w/y/h!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)

*arf*
Bestest thing ever!
It's like, lord of the rings meets interweb meets wicked music from before i was born. Hoorah!
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:28, archived)

Before you were born!
lord, I feel old now :(

edit: in fact the way I look, I'd qualify for next year's old age pension
(Raymonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Arf!

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)

dan diddlia qua qua
dan diddlia qua qua
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

have we had this yet?

( idlesod, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:15, archived)

if by 'we' you mean everyone
and by 'this' you mean your mum, then yup.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:17, archived)

Looks like...
... he's holding a see-through, purple stop sign. I may think this because I have to do my driving theory test soon, eek!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)

Q: You see a child playing in the road, do you
a) apply the brakes
b) hurl obscenities at him
c) offer him sweeties
d) run the fucker down?

It's hardly rocket science.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:22, archived)

I know... but I'll feel SUCH a twat if I fail.
Also, you may remember my birthdate. Now see how long it has taken me to book it!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)

Here is another:
Someone in another car is very following you very closely. Do you:
a) Speed up, then slam on the brakes, causing a huge pile up
b) drive into the hedge
c) slow down
d) Put all your lights on, including front and rear foglight?


Edit: good luck - you'll be fine
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)

C seems logical... but what if they're driving really fast?
Then I'll piss them off and probably get rammed off the road. *Cries*
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)

This might make you feel better:
Q: How would you check your horn is working?
a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
b) Eat a cheese sandwhich
c) Go to sleep
d) Eat a tuna sandwhich
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
and not between the hours of 11pm and 7am.
Tra laaa!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Well done!
"Stamp!" *stamps something belonging to you*
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)

Right, I'm off to watch Neighbours...
... anything to avoid exam revision.
Ta ra all!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

i find 3 mph
to be the magic number, before they back off a bit
( e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

B
works all the time

name one problem that can not be solved by driving into a hedge.
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)

The ever rising insurance?
But I am a girl, and they like girls!
Only a mere £800 for my car this year (a 1988 Mini, 998cc)!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

Ram your car into a hedge with explosives inside, and walk/take bus/do anything else
thus you no longer need to pay your insurance and you get most of the money back
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)

My car, my car, my beautiful car...

... and don't you 'Calm down, dear' me!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)

I wish I had a mini.
All I've got is a boring, vanilla flavoured Ford Fiesta.
Love the number plate!
edit: 'caro' is Spanish for expensive, as in
'mi coche es muy caro'
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

A car-eating,
vampire bat lurking in a hedge. Or if you were driving along a stretch of road with a distinct lack of hedge-i-ness and anything happened
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Drive your car into the hedge. The bet will reveal itself, allowing you to kill it.

(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)

Option d, of course.
Natural selection in demonstration - kid shouldn't have been playing in the road to start off with.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)

and
everyone knows at least one monger who fails (sometimes more than once)
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)

I know two people who failed.
One person failed because they were using the question/answer bank from the previous year.

I think although they give you 1 hour to do the exam, it should only take you about 10 mins really.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)

I can trump you....
I know someone who failed their theory test THREE, yes THREE times, then somehow managed to pass practical test 1st time.
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

But - how?
Some things, I guess, like marmite, and quantum physics, are just beyond comprehension.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)

hmm... d if it's a chav, b if it isn't, a if it's me, c if it's the child of anyone important?

(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)

Garçon!

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)

Oui?
Ouoo!
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)

Comment ca va
ma petit chat?
(Raymonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)

le bonk le nosh
*snigger*
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20, archived)

Je voudrais
Le poisson - beaucoup des poissons, et un verre du lait.

ALLEZ!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21, archived)

je nes comprends pas les francais
woo!
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)

They're going for a new world record!

(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)

Edit: Where are you furry, I made this for you!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)

next week on five
"hit by cake - caught on tape!"
edit: woo
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)

I read that as "hit on by cake"
sigh
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

if only
:(
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:08, archived)

But cake has no pulse

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)

EUMPHAZARD!!!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)

euphazard's shit!
all the cool kids say

( lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)

Arse Candles is one of my favourites
also Knob Stockings
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)

:/
:/
and
:/
again
oh and grandmas not one of the cool kids
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)

hahah
40 of the 43 results for that word on google are from here. the other 3 are dictioanry sites saying "what the hell does that mean, do you mean emphasized?"
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)

Is it me....
... or do they frequently have 'Hitler week', 'Stalin week' and 'Other glorious leader weeks'?
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:08, archived)

I don't know
I don't have a TV
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)

they had a programme about who shot the red baron last night.
went on for a chuffing hour, and I think the conclusion was 'some bloke with a gun'.
Classic.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)

I barely watch anything other than the BBC and sometimes CH4.
Does that make me middle class?
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)

when i was a kid
we weren't allowed to watch itv because it's too 'common'.
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)

perhaps.
do you read the Daily Mail as well, and agree with everything they say?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)

No, thank heaven.
*coughs loudly* Telegraph and Observer *cough*
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)

What are you doing? Stuffing the pages in your mouth?
No wonder you're coughing!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)

On Saturdays and Sundays it provides a meal for ALL the family...

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20, archived)

BOO!
gruaniad!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)

Excuse my ignorance...
... but what the hell does gruaniad mean?
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20, archived)

My parents read the Daily Mail
It's the main reason I left home
(seibu, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)

i've seen that before

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:14, archived)

haha
that made me lol, don't know why
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

to you it may be erotic
but to some unsuspecting hotel staff this could look like some kind of dirty protest
/alan
(GoldenFanjita, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

/Alan
What a great quote
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:08, archived)

oooh
bucakey (:
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

Oooh
Left handed
(Executioner321123, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)

Woo!
scatkkake
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)

Ha

( magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12, archived)

buck... cake...

( epsylon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)

hahaha
pffffff (:
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:14, archived)

That is a bit...
yuck
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

Mmm that cake
looks lovely. Fattening but goooood!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

I WANT CAKE
GIVE ME CAKE

*foams at mouth*
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16, archived)

"Don't come back tonight too late"

"Alright Mum, I'll take the phone!"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)

Hehehehe
Nice awnings!
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)

If i was an ex police man
i'd tell you all about them
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)

hahahaha
that's extremely woo! extremely!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)

Woo!
Hatstand!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)

badum
tischtennis
(Gimbo, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)

You silly man
WOO
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)

hehehe
and i agree on the awnings
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:11, archived)

Ganastregetic

(Executioner321123, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)

Splat!
Come on, splat!
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)

It does
Eventually. Just you wait and see...
(Executioner321123, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

Haha...
Nice try. And no posting links to goatse saying that they show the splat either! I'm watching you.....
( MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)

She loved him despite the speech impediment

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)

hahahahah
Padwan
( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:02, archived)

"Put me down, you will.
HMMmmmh."
( monster munch is too old for this shit., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)

yay Yoda
is all
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03, archived)

she still looks evil
like she's going to eat a baby.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)

thats worryingly quite fluffy

(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

YOU SEE?!
BANDWAGONS CAN BE GOOD!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)

And the love is band-wagon just keeps on truckin':

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

I wouldnt call that love I would call that

common fuckin courtesy!

Nice pic though:)
( Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Minge!
( monster munch is too old for this shit., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00, archived)

so pleased you're back
woo
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:01, archived)

muff?

( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)

Please.

( sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:06, archived)

dear jesus

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)

It's for
keeping your ears warm.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:11, archived)

nyuk nyuk

(meester__eels, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07, archived)

got this in the post this morning

(GoldenFanjita, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

Sweet lord...
I hope I can still cancel my holiday...
( Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:59, archived)

ukdragon
is redexing for me :(

edit: all better
(Gimbo, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:01, archived)

I can see it
and thats a whole lotta that poor woman
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:04, archived)

was for me too
until now


woo Babs!
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:05, archived)

hahah
you loon
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09, archived)

Good grief, Charlie Brown!
That one's rather fine.
I may have missed out on something totally bloody obvious... why a Womens Studies lecturer from University of Wisconsin???
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10, archived)

woo!!
You're really putting effort into these.
( seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13, archived)