I know it's rubbish but...
... please be gentle. it's my first post and i'm just learning!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:11,
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I am a little obsessed
with the chocolatey little fuckers I will be admitting.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:15,
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The ultimate question...
You like the completely covered Jaffas or the origional half coateds?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57,
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Chavvwear - the New Burberry.
Hello and W♥♥.
TJ: bastards. BTW, are mucus troopers in the next Star Wars?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:15,
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TJ: bastards. BTW, are mucus troopers in the next Star Wars?
I think that's quite a good idea /controversial
(although the whole "it costs us blah" is obviously bollocks ... what costs most businesses money is the half-witted nineteenth century whip-cracking management rather than the skiving staff)
(edit: and b3ta .... obviously)
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:22,
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(edit: and b3ta .... obviously)
arf!
I love nike shoes* ... but they are truly truly the most hideous fucking things in the history of footwear
* not a car thief
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:16,
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* not a car thief
ha ha ha ha
It must be a global thing, they are worn here, in Australia, by car thieves too
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29,
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It must be a global thing, they are worn here, in Australia, by car thieves too
looked better in my head,
but you can compliment it with benny hill music
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:10,
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I
have nothing but the very highest regard for you. Please accept this Benny Hill music as a token of my esteem.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:27,
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that remionds me of the simpsons
the other night, with helen fielding in it
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29,
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you lost his scary eyes
they do it for me.
Still clever. Well done and welcome.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:06,
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Still clever. Well done and welcome.
He really is special.
Did anyone get a scan on the Mail in the end? I have missed out on the board for a couple of hours.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56,
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Thank you!
But it saddens me what utter twunts they are. "Can't you think of any real news?"
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:02,
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Well it makes a change from the usual:
'Asylum seekers are evil'
' XXXX causes cancer'
'House prices rise/fall'
But yes, they are utter twunts. Every single day of the week.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:06,
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' XXXX causes cancer'
'House prices rise/fall'
But yes, they are utter twunts. Every single day of the week.
Morning sir,
How does today find you...oh and I reckon Ill soon be ready to try that Flash Tennis thing.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58,
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Splendid!
I went for a 4 mile walk with the wee dog this morning, got back, went into the garden, sat on the picnic table.....and it collapsed, scathing my spine horribly. We did laugh!
We're excited at bees towers cos ROTW is such a splendid excuse for hideous drunkness!
Flash tennis you say....it will have to be brung on mister!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:02,
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We're excited at bees towers cos ROTW is such a splendid excuse for hideous drunkness!
Flash tennis you say....it will have to be brung on mister!
No he is not,
not that i wouldn't love him just as much.
He has needs.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58,
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He has needs.
Kirk knew something was up when Scotty engaged warp factor "lucky for some" seven
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51,
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Is this a British thing?
Because this goes straight over my antipodean head.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29,
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It's
Link from the Zelda games. In The Weakest Link. Do you see?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31,
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careful what
you say, I will cause no end of trouble for you at the Manchester bash if this insultery persists!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:50,
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*intrigued*
*thinks up bigger, bettier, fluffier insults in a bid to drive bovine to mischief*
Er...you smell.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51,
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*thinks up bigger, bettier, fluffier insults in a bid to drive bovine to mischief*
Er...you smell.
Do not worry
your head, all will be well.
I will just talk to you for five minutes and leave you baffled, that's what happens to most people I talk to.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56,
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I will just talk to you for five minutes and leave you baffled, that's what happens to most people I talk to.
Right-o!
*makes mental note to take disguise moustache and fake nose to bash*
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:57,
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*makes mental note to take disguise moustache and fake nose to bash*
Splendid
*remebers to look for woman wearing fake moustache and fake nose*
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:00,
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I liked that one.
I also liked the cornflake boxes on heads one, but I think I was alone there.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56,
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I remember Baddiel and Skinner saying
Jim looked like a Medieval Devil.
And they're quite right.
Woo Woo Woo anyway!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52,
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And they're quite right.
Woo Woo Woo anyway!
and the result of sleep deprevation
I've been awake since yesterday
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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but it leave you pretty drained and tired for a drug
/coat & flufffy warm bed
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52,
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oh nicely done
I turned on the engine officer, the engine blew and the quo appeared and laughed at me
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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what does that open then?
the door to endless misery and suffering?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45,
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That must
be the key to a certain merc that sped through a certain tunnel in a certain French city a few years back. I seem to remember that it had a certain Princess in it.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45,
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I think that that film is one of the worst in the history of cinema
worse than so bad it's funny
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:46,
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I dunno
Biosphere was worse, although it did have Kylie in it..
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58,
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i think the film is great
i hated it but after watchin it afew times it grew on me
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39,
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you managed to sit through it more than once?
you are entitled to like it then
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41,
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isn't that a bit like saying
"I used to hate having a cheese grater applied to my glans, but after doing it a few times it grew on me"?
(oh ... nice pic btw)
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41,
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(oh ... nice pic btw)
Don't be silly
cheesgraters don't grow on glans. They're made in a factory, but no longer in the North of England.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:46,
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I watched the first five minutes and remembered I'm an adult
and switched off
Jay and Silent Bob they are not
Utter fucking tripe
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41,
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Jay and Silent Bob they are not
Utter fucking tripe
It also appears to have prevented
old Henrys gibblets from hanging down too!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:43,
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'Request for help results in credit' shocker!
This may have already been posted, but the help I got from b3tans on work at the Royal Society actually resulted in coverage , and more amazingly, a credit (go to the Michael Howard pictures).
It isn't the newspapers, but something at least...
Mucho gracias to those concerned, and for general b3tan mix of helpfulness and quippage!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:33,
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It isn't the newspapers, but something at least...
Mucho gracias to those concerned, and for general b3tan mix of helpfulness and quippage!
aside from the one of Michael Howard
im forced to agree with you
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37,
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well I trust her enough
to allow her to fellate me ... maybe I'm foolish
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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Howard pics
...are not used in anything else, I meant.
Story did appear in a few other places as you say, and was on The Today programme and randomly lots of Irish local radio stations.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41,
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Story did appear in a few other places as you say, and was on The Today programme and randomly lots of Irish local radio stations.
Just a quick celebratory
"I've just passed my degree which surprised me" fluffy kitten.
I'm off to the pub now! Yay!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:31,
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"I've just passed my degree which surprised me" fluffy kitten.
I'm off to the pub now! Yay!
yay
well done have a congratulatory pickle
here go on take the gerkin you deserve it
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:33,
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here go on take the gerkin you deserve it
off to the pub?
must be a Sun journalist.
tj: I put a counter on a picture post I made earlier. Anyone interested/wanna guess how many unique viewings it got before it dropped off the board?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:35,
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tj: I put a counter on a picture post I made earlier. Anyone interested/wanna guess how many unique viewings it got before it dropped off the board?
lower
not a bad guess though
Actual unique viewings = 766 (It was 10 o'clock it will be higher now)
Hmm it went up to 779 after this post. 13 curious people :)
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39,
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Actual unique viewings = 766 (It was 10 o'clock it will be higher now)
Hmm it went up to 779 after this post. 13 curious people :)
3000
most with IP addresses originating from the mirror & the sun's offices?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39,
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he asked what it sounded like
not what it smelt like.
sheeeeeesh, some people these days. It's all metal nipples and tulips.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39,
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sheeeeeesh, some people these days. It's all metal nipples and tulips.
Same as the noise...
...when I posted this:
Peeeeerrrrooooaaaast!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:16,
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Peeeeerrrrooooaaaast!
Pffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttt!
*sound off tea exiting mouth*
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32,
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he he he
A mate of mine had his shop windows put through for not closeing on her funeral.
Its not like he sold cameras or merks or anything either
woo to that pic
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32,
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Its not like he sold cameras or merks or anything either
woo to that pic
my mate had his wedding on the day of her funeral.
people were asking if he was going to move his wedding date, to which her replied that he had been planning the wedding for over a year and was not going to change it a week before the big day because it clashed.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:36,
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Makes you wonder...
For Sale - only one careful owner, honestly, goes like a dream, pretty nippy, well, actually no, now you ask it has had a respray and they're not the orginal plates, but look mate, I need rid of it sharpish so £200 and it's a done deal, right? No questions asked.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:40,
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Morning all
He liked to read his reviews in the paper after invading countries
Been Done?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:29,
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Been Done?
It's possible
but Yay! anyhow
-I buy the daily bigot sometimes and every single one I've ever bought has a picture of
A. Hitler
or
B. Generic Nazi
Or
C. Double page spread on LOST NAZI GOLD or similar-
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32,
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-I buy the daily bigot sometimes and every single one I've ever bought has a picture of
A. Hitler
or
B. Generic Nazi
Or
C. Double page spread on LOST NAZI GOLD or similar-
LONG SHOT DESPERATE PLEA!
Hello folks. I've posted a number of animal hybrids on here recently. Unfortunately, BOTH of my hard drives died and they all perished. I'm very upset. I know there's been lots of similar posts, but did anyone perchance save any of them that they could send back to me? I'd especially like my hippo/beluga combos and my shark/eagle to have been rescued...*sob*
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:18,
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Yes.
But then it went and changed and ditched them all. Bastards.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:20,
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I guess not
Oh well, back to proper work, so far behind on so many projects, I'd better buck up my ideas. *dons stetson and rides off into the sunset on a horse with no name*
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:23,
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Aren't they still on your webspace?
And the plentiful hard copy backups you obviously made?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:19,
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Hahahahahaha best thing for hybrid animals
It's God's way of telling you that you are a perverter of his beautiful creation.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:22,
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that's what I was thinking
if your host 'loses' them all and then your hard drive spits them out, I think there must be a message there somewhere
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:24,
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I agree
it's a sign you should stop doing that, and perhaps stop shopping the heads of babies and children onto porn. We've heard of your kind.
Daily Mail - Photoshoppers all paediatricians! Police, some of them having up to 3 GCSEs have declared a link between owners of Photoshop and the creation of loathsome child porn. In a wave of arrests, all known users of Photoshop have been tortured and burnt, making the world a safer place for children.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:26,
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Daily Mail - Photoshoppers all paediatricians! Police, some of them having up to 3 GCSEs have declared a link between owners of Photoshop and the creation of loathsome child porn. In a wave of arrests, all known users of Photoshop have been tortured and burnt, making the world a safer place for children.
it's 100% impossible
to erase such images
even if you incinerate your hard disk and dissolve the remnants in molecular acid™
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:28,
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even if you incinerate your hard disk and dissolve the remnants in molecular acid™
Yes
they're burnt onto your soul you see, your soul which will be engulfed in an eternity of hellfire
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:31,
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arf
did you see that b3ta was voted no 8 favourite web site by FHM readers this month. Maybe they have a few too.
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