i think in the future i will keep it simple

i hate hand bags
also less chance of being ignored
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)

haha
:)
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)

Crude humor
works best anyway.
(drnuclear, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)

Arf.

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)

nothing beats a good fart joke
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)

/pssst/
if you had reduced the # of colours in your last animation to 32 you'd be left with about 80 Kb of gif. Small enough for the board.

Try this: www.lcdf.org/~eddietwo/gifsicle/
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)

I don't know....


I pinched the caption from someones profile, can't remember who's though.

Edit:
It was Evil Lu's profile, I just remembered!
(Diesaloner, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:15, archived)

'Whose', not 'who's'.
'Whose' is possesive, 'who's' is a contraction of 'who is' or 'who has'.

And with the pedantry out of the way, woo to the pic and the caption.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)

The Empire versus Rebel blow football tournament was a huge success

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)

arf!

( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)

It wasn't as successful as the starwars bikini contest

(fcknuts, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)

creepy

( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)

you mean hot!
oh baby!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)

Art imitates life I see;
swg.warcry.com/scripts/images/view_image.phtml?id=10828&site=13

Oh and while this definately does not grape my squildo, I feel obliged to say "It's a Fwap!"
( Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)

Source image?






for ackbar, of course
( Stickman_ben, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

Oh yes!
That is acey-pacey and woo and panowie!
( Stickman_ben, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)

hehehe

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)

is that
Darth Vader's helmet?

*fnarr fnarr*
(dognutz, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

enhancement to earlier post

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)

of course he did
i snorted with laughter
(terron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brilliant
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)

Was he visiting
Nagasake at the time

*rawks out*

w/y/h
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)

Someone's
doing a remix of that. Woohoo.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:14, archived)

I hope they don't fuck it up.
Will it be available for our aural pleasure?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:15, archived)

It'll be different.
And it'll be available. He's a B3tan and jolly good at the ol' mixology.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)

Splendid!
I eagerly await its arrival.

Yours,
Dizzy with Anticipation

b3ta
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

eh... What is bukkake?
(fcknuts, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

Step 1:
Click this: www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/
Step2:
Google.

Good luck.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)

i was going to say
he looked a bit like gene simmons from Kiss.
BUT....
Kiss/Mandelson/Bukake?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

..

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)

i was bored so have a swami

( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)

nicely done
woo
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)

oh and could you put some chili on that?

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:14, archived)

woo!
nice
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)

talent night on the african grasslands
was becoming predictable

( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)

just like that
glass bottle bottle glass

woo
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:06, archived)

hahaha
I drew that box you know...
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:07, archived)

Mightily impressive sir.
Do you do cardboard versions, or do you specialise in wood?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)

wood mostly
but the stepladder was the real bitch...
www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/beardedlady/mingingpics/meerkats_pop.shtml
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)

Hahahah!
You can't even see it in your version... You have teh mad shoppery skillz

edit: Yes you can.. *falls off ladder*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)

hé hé

( oCo, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)

It's a penalty kick for the visiting team

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

( Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)

arf

( cheb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)

looks like it's viewed from someone nostril
weird as a very weird thing !
(but good ...)

(... as a very good thing)
( oCo, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:00, archived)

SUCK IT
SUICK IT HARRRRRD!
( Scoopzilla has a headache this[-------------------]big, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)

ha ha
ridiculous!
but werry voo!
( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:04, archived)

mmmm
giant nipples....
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)

Nadia/Chump Manbear


Looks like someone knocked over her pint
(neo_rabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)

Poor CMB.
What did he ever do to deserve that?
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)

Id do chump before her

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)

thats an improvement
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:06, archived)

Huzzah!!! I have broadband again!!
And to celebrate the fact Im going to post the photo that I randomly took of a dog and managed to capture said dog squeezing a turtles head out its arse and a squirrel falling out of a tree! A Voila!

Edit: Woops! Forgot my old html and then went to serve up my dinner!! Came back to find huge pic in post!! Sorry! Link is this: www.zen54841.zen.co.uk/DSCF0003.jpg
(maddave, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)

that is the best photo ever

( cheb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)

that's quite an unusual shot !

( oCo, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)

I laughed
and stuff came down my nose.

W/y/h!
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:55, archived)

genuinely
the funniest thing i have ever seen

i lie, but it's not out of malice, i have an exaggerative personality
(d4ve, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:01, archived)

alright whats with the 1024 sized image now?

( cheb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:06, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

*gasp*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(dognutz, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)

my new desktop wallpaper !
oh! and the Saturnians agree !

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)

Why chefs have such big hats

(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)

Woo!
That is fab! But not in a gay thunderbirds way!
(maddave, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)

That's really rather scary.
He has a forehead like a cheese-grater.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:56, archived)

...

( cheb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)

*groan*
;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)

You know they only changed the name
from Jif to Cif because they went global and nobody in Italy could pronounce Jif.
(hexy 1.0, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)

the
cunts!
( The Ginja Ninja, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)

I thought it was
that they called it cif everwhere else but here it had connotations of Syphalis, so they called it jif but then realised we are all far to mature to make jokes about sexual health and kitchen products.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)

Can't be true
they called it Jif here (holland) for years.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)

fair enough
was just saying what I heard. But it is true that Cif sounds like Syphallis.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)

Cif in Polish means scum.
.
(Krowten, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)

I dont feel like wasting a thread on this

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)

*jones*
;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)

arf !

( oCo, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)

Haiku
A wagon is here
and it wants us all to join
though logic says no.
( Scoopzilla has a headache this[-------------------]big, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)

best band wagon response
Ever
( The Ginja Ninja, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)

When British Rail privatised the body
here's a little number I dragged out of my cat a couple of weeks ago. Sorry for smallness (possibly)

(hexy 1.0, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)

Heheheh.
Great.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)

REMEMBER : When camping, keep it quiet ...

... neighbours are not always friendly ....

( oCo, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:48, archived)

haha
woo!
( cheb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)

haha
yay!
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)

hahaha awesome!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)

yay

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)

quick, shoddy and cheap, like me

apologies
(bambambambambam, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)

(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:46, archived)

completly
hatstand!
( The Ginja Ninja, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:47, archived)

that's a complement, right?
thank you
(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)

I think it would work better
without the last 3 frames.

Just my opionion, though.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:48, archived)

eh
i think this is the first animation i've really ever done, so it doesn't exactly have an engaging plot. i was just trying to figure things out.
(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)

The red on the blue
makes my eyes go spacky.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)

Grandad........

........had a quirky sense of humour.
(Stooky, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)

....mummy says you're not allowed to touch me like that anymore.

( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)

You love it!

'ning all
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:47, archived)

Actually, she does.
But it's probably not best to say these things on t'interweb.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)

'ning sir
'ning everyone else
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)

'ning squire!
How's it going
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:04, archived)

except for hurty feet,
all's fine and dandy,
you?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)

Apart from a partial
harmstring tear that has left me in agony after football tonight, I'm top of the world!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:09, archived)

oooooohhhh
I feel for you,
no footy for a while then
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)

Nope. Bugger.
Whats your excuse for hurty feet?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)

too much work
in 9 hours today, I sat down for about 20 minutes :(
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)

I hate that.
In a bout 9 hours today, I stood up for 20 minutes.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)

I wish......

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)

...
Old Perv 5:1 in the 1000 guineas... MONSTER!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)

He's doing the 'I'm a little teapot' dance!
How sweet.
(the funky gibbon, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)

pffffffffffft
hehehe
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)

grandad must be a b3tan

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:45, archived)

Bravo my friend
Bravo!
(lumos_solem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)

Probably been done before
But I couldn't be a member for 3 days without shopping a kitten

Yeah, I know - about as seamless as a bag of seams.
(The Wizard Of Jos Hates everything, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)

mmmmm
Readybreak
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)

Your profile doesn't give a reason
for the grumpiness...
( Scoopzilla has a headache this[-------------------]big, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)

estate agents
I do believe!
( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:43, archived)

I need a reason?
Ok. Ermmmm... I'm a miserable sod.

I think it is an accumulation of a few things - job, hormones and the fact that I'm moving house this week and I'm STRESSED.
*gibber*
Oh, and I haven't had a drink in 4 weeks.

And I've got a best-man speech to write.
and.. and... and... (pleased you asked?)
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:45, archived)

ALways!
I find it helpful to make FUN of people that tick me off...


Like Estate agents for example...
( Scoopzilla has a headache this[-------------------]big, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)

it's
readybrek
(1, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:46, archived)

ermm
thanks
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:48, archived)

I recognize that stage!
www.howstrange.com/hosted/otterpunk/

And welcome.. you'll never leave, etc. etc.
( Scoopzilla has a headache this[-------------------]big, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)

Pfffffffft.
There's nothing funnier than watching a cat try to escape from the impossible.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)

welcome
pull up a shop, goatse a kitten, or something
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:46, archived)

Straight to Hull?

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)

that happened to my limo
in wales the other week!

i dont get it though
( kingkong., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)