'Ning all.
It's probably bindun (sorry if it has), but please accept my spangedwagon.


(leegent, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

Morning?
Where are you?
(Oh yeah, I accept.)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

it was
even'ning when I started... Curse my lack of hummus.
And thankyee for your acceptage!
(leegent, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

More than welcome!
Now I'm off to try to fix my carseat which seems to have given way. Maybe I should cut down on pie.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

Stock Pie Response #22398
Mmmm... Pie.
(leegent, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

im amazed
that it's #22398
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)

its also #1 - #22397

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)

spang is cool
even though I just found up that having a spang related FP has used up over half of my monthly transfer limit (600MB yesterday)
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)

probably glass.. meatcock
but undoubtedly class
and very nsfw
ircbolaget.nu/No_Love_For_Porn_Chicks.wmv
( notshitashi OMOH, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

/raises eyebrow
( Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)

i actually laughed really loudly like some kind of laughing thing... oh honestly no shit, hands down no lies, i swear, really honest

( SolidGoldChimp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

the word "honest" is a giveaway

( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

of what............., I WAS NEVER CONFUSED... NEVER I SAY....

( SolidGoldChimp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

I'm going to not
click that.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

i'm with you on that one

( lemony, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

too much porn tonight

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

tired out then?
/coat
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

Gosh!
Someone else uses my mehtod!
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)

:D
teehee
(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Class!
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

I am going home
to try that.
(tApEtE, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

hehehehe

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

i thought it was funny
:)
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)

thats funny!!
hehehee
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

Ha ha ha
a man forcing his cock into a woman's mouth, how clever.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)

on second thoughts
it may only be funny if you haven't seen too much porn yet. if you have, it may just seem like an ordinary publicity spot for a porn site.
( notshitashi OMOH, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

As this seems to be Star Wars punday...

To quote 'The Peter Sutcliffe Musical'; "and I really am so very very sorry"
( Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)

it's a guy in a big shiny top hat?

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

hehehehe
it's a gap
☺
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

Is he like those poor fuckers you see at the door in ASDA
'greeting' people?
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

yes,
only slighly better looking
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)

They always put a special needs bloke on the door
in the one I go to. They also equip him with a radio mic to make totally unfathomable anouncements.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

they've got to make him feel special
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

I found the pic on a random website
but it was an 'artistic' student protest outside the Cambridge branch of Gap a while back.

I went out shopping and passed them acting out the horrors of sweat-shops or somesuch- when I came back half an hour later they were exchanging increasingly heated insults with a group of Animal Rights protesters who wanted to use the same spot to protest Gap's use of animal products. Sadly I had to go, so I didn't get to see if it got violent ;)
( Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

Heh.
"It's a gap!"
Lucky you didn't see fit to put a goatse to that.

By the way, has anyone seen this
(Xybex, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

heehee
it's uncanny
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)

lol
"10 kilometers (6 miles) deep. Deeper than the Grand Canyon"

That must be for the amercans that think that the grand canyon is 6 miles deep!
( ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

Livejournal

(acidtrash, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

no...im sorry
*cries*
( tico, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)

hehe
i hate online journals


*b3ta is much better*
(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

Does anybody still bother?
I thought that died out with MS Frontpage style personal websites, that nobody ever looked at, filled with lots of pics of people you'll never know.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

if you make an effort
you can know them very well...
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)

i know someone who does one
but she's a psycho!!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)

i'm buying a b3ta shirt as soon as the orderlies let me have back my creditcard
and my spork..
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

They took your spork!?
bastards

I saw someone wearing a Furtive T-shirt last week at Martin's Heron train station. Who was it?

*Looks accusingly at the board*
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

I get funny looks
when I wear my Furtive tshirt, I dont think many people know about b3ta by me.
( Dobsky, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)

i'm still hoping
that they'll make the bee logo into a tshirt
i'd buy 3 in a minute
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

hahahahahaha
i love that
( lemony, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

heh heh
nice
( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)

STRICTLY NSFW
but I couldn't resist
no preloader so just wait a few secs

fwap fwap (32k swf)
(gbert, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

you should also say that it has no point
other than pornography
i.e, it isn't funny or deeply philosophical
(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

yes and unless
'twas taken by you I don't think there was more than 30 seconds shoppage on that tops... *bitter* No Pron, love, please! :)
(the guru, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

philosophical pornography
is the best kind
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

Kierkegaard's got some
luscious moobs.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

i know
i've been coveting them all day
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)

i read
boobs
( notshitashi OMOH, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

moobs = man boobs
it's also (i'm reliably informed) the word of the day
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

oh
i'm owned :]
( notshitashi OMOH, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)

Who gives a shit?
She's lovely! I want!
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

exactly why i posted it lol
heh

/goes off mumbling 'no fun....no fun
(gbert, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

Meh
Saggy norks
(drnuclear, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

very "effective"

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

so...
your reason for just blatently posting porn is? (mindpiss)
( tico, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

because it looks nice?
puuurleease!! some real 'old women' on here today!!
(gbert, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)

The internet is full of porn
we know where to go if we want it.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

meh
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

Why do "meh"s
suddenly appear...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:52, archived)

because i clicked edit
then edited my post to say that.
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)

It's because I am near.....

(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

just like me
they spong to be...
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)

erm i dunno why

( Kriptikflea, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

Heheheh.
Hamsters are fantastic. I'm going to have to leave mine for four days tomorrow :(
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

feed it to a snake
then buy a new one.
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

well dont forgot about it
and stay away for longer
( Kriptikflea, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)

i REALLY like
trumpets




oh yes i do
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

little blighters
they get everywhere if you don't lock 'em away properly
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

(yakmonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)

I'm backing away very slowly and quietly.

(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)

take him!
/me runs
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

oh no!
it must be stopped!!!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)

What the...
oh fuck, it's got radar eyes.

run away!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

i remember that song
radar eyes, radar eyes...
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)

never heard of it.
Did find the lyrics, though:

RADAR EYES
(Dillon, McCarthy, Kessler)

Your radar eyes (your radar eyes)
Your radar eyes (your radar eyes)
Fly girl fly, cry cry cry
Dry your crystal darling eyes
Fly girl fly
In your eyes I found hope
I found hope on your radarscope
In your eyes (in your eyes)
Your radar eyes (in your eyes)
Your radar eyes (in your eyes)
Don't die, don't die, don't die
In your eyes I found hope
I found hope on your radarscope
In your eyes (your radar eyes)


don't think I missed much
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

erm...
ok, so i'll admit that i've never heard of it either and was actually thinking of "radar love" by golden earring...

...well done though.
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)

aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh
*runs*
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

sweet hairy hey-zeus
I like fear love that
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

How delightful.
cellar.org/pictures/giraffetongue.jpg
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

Smokin!

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

HOT STEAMIN' TONGUE!!!!!!!
!!!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

more tongue
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)

*adds bass to his voice*
ah baby!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)

it's barry white everybody
*applause*
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

no
he's dead.
/sadness
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)

holy!

(yakmonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

I told you this would happen
if you didn't put your gym-socks in the washing
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

By jove!
that's jolly good.
( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

WAIT!!! CAN IT BE???
wait for it...

afternoon repost
(berlinvirus, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

to the...
batmobile!
(Hope, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)

ooh,
sneaky boldness
but you'll jinx it

'tis uncanny though!
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)

Holy pearoast Batman!
That must be the work of the evil woo!
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)

Yay!
Although the little one looks like Jimmy Krankie to me.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)

it's uncanny
well spotted
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)

good shopping

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!
It's far funnier the second time round somehow. W/Y/H!

Slight TJ: Can anyone remember the URL of the 'Lazy B3ta' tool done by (I think) Zak McFlimby by any chance? (mutter mutter, bloody computer falling over and losing my favourites... mutter)
( Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

I think I might...
*rummages*

*gets slapped*

www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/lazyb3ta/
here!
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)

Ta muchly
Now I can get back to cultivating my complete ignorance of html coding. Cheers!
( Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

cheeky
still good though
( Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

I know...
I did patch it up a bit. Still, a little over-the-top sublimation couldn't hurt.
(berlinvirus, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)

We swear, he's human...

...And not engineered in a lab.
(the guru, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

"we can rebuild him!
...but i don't want to spend a lot of money"
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)

he might be boring
but he must have more brain than this :

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

that has a brain?

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

yes
the dog is quite clever
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

I'm pretty sure thats a baby rhino...
( Plob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)

hehe

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

that's because RoboKerry
has the atvantage of A.I :)
(the guru, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

any intelligence would be welcome,
even if it is artificial
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)

I'm disenchanted by the fact
he can't, at the very least, control his woman for two seconds without her telling people to shove it! :P
(the guru, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)

being not American,
I've not noticed,
but all politicians have their faults
it's just some have more than others
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)

I heard Brighton and Hove need to raise some money
for the falmer stadium
Edit: so they are doing B&B at the pavillion

(kingfisher, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)

can u buy a lot
with a red-x??
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

Redexing for me, I'm afraid.
Edit - It's working now, but I don't understand it. I think I may have Stupid Syndrome.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

same
here ... ??
(Hope, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)

i (dont)see the pizza thing
i see the image that you wanted to post now. But i don't understand it


( tico, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

I reckon a redex
does look like a pizza box...
(the guru, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

the firefox redex
looks like a pizza (Except the blue blob)
( tico, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)

ah ha

(the guru, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)

arsemints
try that heheheh
(kingfisher, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

Hahaha very nice!
WOO!

you might only get this if you live in/near brighton. as i do.
(Sam Rocks, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

I thought
The pavillion was world famous?
I wonder what they'd charge?
(kingfisher, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)

(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)

Surely, sir,
you are taking the pith!
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

:D

(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

Revenge of the Blank?
Huh?
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

no, silly
the is the hat's name.
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

well, it wouldn't be as funny if i just came up and told you now, would it?

(Barnaclese, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

A wee bit late with that.
Where were you boy? The rest of the class covered that an hour ago! WAKE UP LAD! (Throws chalk)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

hahaha

( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)

woo punnage!
Taking the pith? :)

Have a hopping lowrider woo.

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

Hehe
that fits so well with my ludacris mp3s.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)

Many apologies
for pearoasting this but it's disappeared off the messageboard and my first attempt (ever) was twunted by MSN making it about 3K!

Duck Filled Fattypuss
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)

That cat's been eating lots of ducks.
Probably a few pies as well cos it is FUCKING FAT!!!

And I know about cats.
(Just out of interest, WTF have you been feeding it?)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)

Just out of interest
I f****g HATE cats!
One tried to eat my head when I was a baby.
One almost paralysed me by causing me to break my spine and 3 ribs 4 years ago.
Die cats die!!!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

to be fair,
it broke your spine out of love.
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

Cats
For 45 minutes I COULDN'T see my legs!

Cats are evil!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

well,
maybe you have evil legs. the cat was trying to protect you!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

legs
*calls lawyer - enquires about leg-libel*
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

Grrrr :P
i think they were onto somthing
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

Catt
We shall be enemies for all time!

Just like Batman and Catwoman :-)
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)

least i get a batmobile a secret cave and a sidekick

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

Oooooeeer!
I thought you were a female Leslie!

I am, after all theMANwithnoname!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

Hey! He almost banged her didn't he?
(It's been about ten years since I saw that film)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

Nonononononononono
Catt is a bloke! He may be GayShift. I dunno... do you want to find out?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

NormalShift, thanks
tho slightly tempted
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)

Untemtable facts
I'm a 39 year old, fat, hairy, ugly bloke!

You don't want to go here :-)
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)

Heheheh.
Fat cats are fabulous, it doesn't matter what you do with them.
Woo!
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)

does that include
gaffer taping them inside a cornflake packet
and chaining them to the back of a pensioner?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

Yes.
In fact, I may just go and do that now.
*gets out pensioner-spying goggles*
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)

cats
Cat - blender - on switch - big grin
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

thats be my cat fluff
but fatter and not bald
( pippy is a truck, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

I bear a similar resemblance
to prince philip
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

Oh yeah?
Well Prince Charles has seen my cock. (True BTW)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

Your cock
Yes, I've heard that Chas is interested in livestock.
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

lo, all





( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

*SPANG*
oh, it's Steven Tyler, someone beat me to it.

Top stuff as per usual, foof.
( Stickman_ben, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)

^_^
Thankee
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)

Seriously,
your vector's are ace. I love the Scary Grandma mash- Superb!
foof's Scary Grandma
( Stickman_ben, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)

hehehe
i like that one, too... ^_^
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)

Bo' Selecta!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)

pfft!

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)

yeah,
it is a bit!
( Stickman_ben, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

Haven't seen one of these
for flippin' ages!

Tis most excellent!!

w/y/h!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)

blimey
that's a bit ace :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)

fantastic
he is my god!!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

he is indeed
fabulous, it's true.
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)

Cor,
that's a bit brilliant!!
Who are you gonna do next? *wink wink, nudge nugde :P*
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)

I dunno...
Any suggestions?
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

Weeeelll...
I may have one or two....
actually, just one
AK? T'would make my day :D
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)

?
what now? I'm a little slow....haven't Had my coffee yet...
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:52, archived)

Oh, sorry, I'm just used to rambling on in abreviated form...
Anthony Kiedis *grins for Britain*
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

Ah. gotcha.
I've got to dash off to work now, but i'll work on it tonight.
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

Even though you're gone now
Thanks Muchly!!
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

Morgan FreemAnan

(or Kofi Freeman)

They do look scarily alike.
( JugglerJAF Can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

Yes, I suppose
they do now you mention it...
( Stickman_ben, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)

Please dont post unshopped photos ect ect ect
W/y/h!
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)

indeed
woo!
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)

uncanny
and I've never seen them in the same film
/conspiracy
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)

I love em both!
.
(Krowten, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)

which ones which?

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)

top half is kofi
bottom half is kylie minogue

*fwap*
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

that's what I thought

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)

Set phasers to pun...

/coat
( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)

/falls over with the shock of appalling punnage

(highly Woo though)
( Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

Puntastic.
Nice sparklage.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)

I drank the last drop
and it cleaned me right out!
(Krowten, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)

my grouse is DIRTY! DIRTY! DIRTY!
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)

Musk Ox, however, is not very dirty
so cleaning him is very very easy, mate.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)

i usually clean my Musk Ox with my Wildebeest
unless it's dirty then i use my Elk
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

...

(braincastle, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)

woo!
mental!
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)

Woo
and yay
(thediscokingpin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

grargh!

( mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

it's got it all !
is that a goatse hand?
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

I'm just listening to The Cramps
and this pic just suits the music!
( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)

grank!
and garfunkel!
( Ronny Morocco, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)

British rail privatising the red blood cells.
this is something I did a little while back then ignored. I posted a minute ago, but I don't know if it came up. I couldn't see it for redexes.
(hexy 1.0, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)

I could see it,
although it was further to the left back then :)
Woo again, as it is brilliant.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)

yes
i've seen it already.

and i don't understand.

at all.
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)

you posted it at 19:49
someone replied
that's better than some posts get
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)

chill out he couldn't see if it worked for "all the red x's"
/runs
( cheb, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

I'm chilled
he just could have waited a little longer than 33 minutes
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)

hehehe
woo sir
(osiem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)

Humm, i am sorry....


Little summin i did for a friend cos the person
is annoying and fat.... thought i would post
here as my first ever post.... be gentle
(Sparky The Loveable Goldfish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

You know an
annoying, fat reddex?

Ah! That's more like it. Yes, he looks annoying and fat.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)

It's not working.
Try again.
*smiles encouragingly like a primary school teacher*

Edit - Yay! It's working! Although I don't get it.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)

Any reason
why i can see it and you can't? i have done wat the faq says to the letter... i will try and edit it an redo it... *sigh*
shame on me
(Sparky The Loveable Goldfish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)

I don't think the host you're using
likes remote linking
try sticking it on an MSN group
or www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)

Even better then that,
www.photobucket.com

Dead easy and still free!
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)

Cheers
helps
(Sparky The Loveable Goldfish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)

it's because
you've viewed it straight from freewebs probably, but freewebs won't let it be viewed by a different website, like us... if people click on the link they can see it
www.freewebs.com/pipecleaner/popin%20fresh!%20-%20with%20speach.jpg

but other than that, you need to find yourself a better host!
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)

Not sure how many people will
it is a bit far back in my memory, the body is "pop'n'fresh" a fat dough man who laughed when you poke him...

The person who is in the edit is now getting pissed off at me as small kids walk down the street and poke him as several printouts were given to random people..
(Sparky The Loveable Goldfish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)

Hahahahahahahah.
All fat annoying people (except me) should be poked. With sticks.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)

is
is legal 2 take like 10 seconds outa a movie and edit it like weebl did with lord of the rings and stuff?
( iainiainiainiain, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)

No.
But unless you do something commercial with it (make money) they can't touch you. A mate of mine did the Eminem/Frank Butcher thing and Sony (I think) got realy pissed but couldn't get anything from him.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)

if you keep it a secret, yes
otherwise, i don't know.
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)

Just cos I can't see them,
what are your legs like?
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)

oh, they are great!
if only i could share them with you...
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

you didn't ask, but this is what mine look like.
( robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)

your leg is like mine
except de-clothed!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)

is your foot very very small
or very very far away?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)

*passes dictionary*
*spangs*

Correct your attrocious grammar, young man.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)

Depends what you do with it.
It is, however, a crime punishable by death to write "2 take like 10 seconds outa" unless you are using a head dobber.
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

don't be sorry
read the FAQ and try again.
( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)

hello
I don't think freewebs allow remote linking. you might be better off with an msn group or something. there's some help in the faq
( rogan, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)

Ah rite
that could be it... Rollocks
(Sparky The Loveable Goldfish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)

Inverse evolution
Dubya ain't very bright.


when it comes to monkey spanking
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

Why does nobody love me, mam?

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)

Sweet bleeding Jebus!
That is scary
(drnuclear, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)

FTL!

( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)

FTL!

Damn, mindpissed
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

Go on the midpiss!

( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)

I though that said
'nipples'

Part of me wishes it did
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)

here
put these on
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)

Ah that's better
my brain was starting to get a rash.
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)

happy to help,
don't wear them too long mind,
or the rash will get worse
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)

I dunno
you wait half an hour for a "fuck the lord" and then all of a sudden two come along at once
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)

just like busses
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)

Eurgh.
That's fucking horrible.
Nicely done, though. Woo.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

CSB!

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)

Me likey
Although it is rather weird.. hehe
(Sparky The Loveable Goldfish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)

see, you all rush to judge
but he/she is somebody's pride and joy

quick, get a spade whilst everyone's debating it...

w/y!!
( robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)