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# Anyone watching
BBC1 at the moment?

Encaphalitus lethargica rocks - well perhaps not for the victims - but its making me chuckle!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# yeah its hilarious isnt it?
twunt :o
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# What is it?
Some kind of disease?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# falling asleep disease
like narcalepsy but more socially acceptable
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# That's pretty amazing actually
woo for drugs!
Lets all laugh at the quadraspazz's

/sarcasm
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# it's effects on some are funny
come on, you can move them like plastasine!



how about a wallace & grommit made with them?





**
seriously tho, what a horrible thing! being normal inside but trapped in a hospital for 40 years waiting for a cure. id rather be dead
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)
# You are
inside... like all of us.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# I agree
Its not taking the piss out of the poor victims - but its like Tourettes syndrome - its just funny.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:11, archived)
# So you're not taking the piss out of them,
you're laughing at them. Interesting distinction.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# More laughing at the afflliction
*Quotes Tourettes again*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# awwww
that's cruel!!

Edit: and the ITV News is covering that story about that lovely guy who got murdered - I'm sure you'll find that equally hilarious!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# ADAM HART-DAVIS GOT MURDERED?!?!?!?!?
Nooooooooooooooooo!
In the event that he's not been murdered, he would make a splendid b3ta interviewee.

Rob.

Bag him.

Please.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# i wanted to shop
tony hart with him for hart to hart, but the sources are shite
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# actually
no, I'm looking at a website where people post pictures they've made
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# really?
what's that called?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
#
guess
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# go on







hint: it's b3ta
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# oh
my






god
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# and in the back seat
was a mad axe murderer who had just escaped from jail
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# sorry
but did you actually think i was stupid enough to not realise you were talking about b3ta?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# no
But did you really think I actually thought you were stupid enough to not realise I was talking about b3ta?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:09, archived)
# whats a b3ta?
;)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Was he
Well FMOB
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# g4mma
?

Edit;better'd!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# really?
and what pray tell is its address?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# i piss in the general direction of your mind

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# really?
Whats a picture?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
#
like an image
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# *Dictionary.com search* Ah.
It's all explained in the first Sandman book.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Doctors
were just moving people around into mental positions whilst they were "frozen" and they would stay there
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# then you are a cruel, cruel person
May you be skewered upon the spigot of Satan.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Thank you
I look forward to it

*Distant sound of an express bus to hell
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Oooh!
I'll join you! My bag is all packed.. yay!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)
# *nods to conductor
"TWO SINGLES PLEASE!"
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:12, archived)
# We can share
the window seat... half and half. I hear the route to Hell goes right through Leeds.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Haha
Whilst we're offending everyone, I could say if its going to Hell, then it will almost certainly go through Leeds...

It might be an hour or two, so we'll need sandwiches - triangular cut of course. Oh and soup.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:24, archived)
# after watching this
it's so much like the people at our nursing home... how odd.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:16, archived)
# flash animation :)
mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/masterc/boy_thing.html

i made a little flash animation - its safe for work and contains a kitten :)

it has no music - if you feel you could add music to it i will send you the .fla is you like (im not good with it)

please tell me what you think - im no expert
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# god that's bleak!
but also beautiful
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Nice, but how does the gender neutral being select its kitten?
I likes it though
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# awwwww
I want to be happy with a kitten on my head.

I like it a lot!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# AAWWWW
poor kitty.

i love my kitten he's great, but vicious
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# IT
wouldn't load on my computer!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# seconde
d
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# it's great :)
alternative ending: have the kitten jump up from behind the machine and then chase the chap offscreen (for the american audience)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# heh heh

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# very nice how did you make it?
drawn straight into flash or was it scanned and traced?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# drawn in flash
:) - sometimes frame by frame - sometimes by tweening between frames
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# well they are very nice linez
and the kitten looks great. if i was old enough i would give you a woo but im not so i cant. but do more.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)
# it am great

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Bah. Not loading.
I'll try again in a bit.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)
# send it to me sir
carlospresentsATyahooDOTcom i have an ace song in my head for it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# jeremy taught them everything they know
about disco...

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# woo!
excellent as per usual

TJ: someone help please :) www.b3ta.com/board/3522790
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# The motion gallery?
Sorry, can;t help you, I lost the link myself, when FF broke :(
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Is
this www.bbc.co.uk/nationonfilm/ it?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
#
www.bbcmotiongallery.com
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Hooray!
Haven't seen Jeremy around for ages. Nice to see him back. W/Y/H
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Some top quality
dancing gifs on here tonight! Wooness!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# dancing is life
*does a piruette*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Follow up
with an entrechat and I'll go weak at the knees.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# *entrechats*

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# *gets out shotgun*
*kneecaps doghorse*
that won't be necessary
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# You forget, sir
I have four kneecaps.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# I do that in my sleep

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Holy crap thats fantastic
all your stuff is, your hogging all the humms!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
and he taught them well!

EDIT: I don't know if it's your clever redirection thingumy jiggery-pokery thing, but I can always see your pictures fine to start with, then they dissapear after a refresh or two.

Most strange.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# bugger...
do they come back?
i'm in the process of changing the hosting for the site... i've been using cheap hosting for live board pics but i'm going mid-range on it so hopefully they'll be behaving themselves soon... :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# This one isn't back yet
but my machine has been spacking out big time recently - it's probably a fault at my end (seeing as everyone else can view them OK)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)
# No
It's jiggering up for me and Phil too... I thought it was just our connection spacking :/
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# arse

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Hahah!
Great minds :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# i was about to reply with a question mark...
but looked down the board... rah!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Yay Jeremy!

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# that's absolutely fantastic
I wish Jeremy would do private lessons.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
where are all these dance gifs coming from?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# This was posted
earlier today:

folk.uio.no/tsandvik/fun/learn_disco.mpg
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Woo (as usual)
but this one has added grooviness!

YAY!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Hooray!
And good(ish) news everyone! My "depression" series is not the reason for my website to be suspsended.
Apparently high MySQL usage was causing teh server to crash.
Yes I haven't changed anything for the past month that has owt to do with MySQL.

Here, have a woo yay (as they're still hsoted on my ISP space):

/first ever woo yay
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# wooo
go bender
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# EVerytime I see Jeremy
I'm reminded of Liverwurst Man

Arch nemesis of Pickle boy.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# yay
:)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# My final contribution to the bandwagon...

Answers on a postcard?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Allah Ackbar!
ulululululululululululululul!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# John had always been a cheesey quaver at heart

go john go, he's throwing shapes in the temple of groove
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# That image
is graping my squildo.

LOOK AT HIM GO!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# haha
decent run of good posts here
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# he'd be great cleaning windows
woo to pic
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# wax on.....
wax off...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Or conducting
The National Philharmonic Hummingbird Orchestra.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Never done a Che headsawp before, thought it was time to..

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# woo!

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# splendid.... and....... Freedom Fighter

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# He would be a perfect Captain Black
If ever they got around to a live action Captain Scarlet.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# declaring a 'War of Nerves'

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeeeers che
very woo, I likes it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# tourist snails have no time for slugs

edit/first and last mash
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
#

*burp*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Not been kissed by a rose now have you? You Fucker!!!

woot!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The Amazing Milk Machine

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Reminds me of Bagpuss's
chocolate biscuit factory.

(Why does that sound so rude?)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# BUT...
Do you like it???
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I do.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# T H A N K Y O U
very much!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# a bit edgy tonight
aren't we
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# N O
I'm not...really!!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)
# it needs
a cow in it somewhere

but otherwise woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# A COW!!!
I'll see what I can do.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
#

CFB
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# saturns moon
woo to your pic!

and about another moon:

photos came back from Saturns moon, where Cassini now is...

www.nineplanets.org/mimas.html

i looked at glassco.cx but it wasn't posted yet...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# the link wasn't posted but a link to the pic on various diferent sites has
including the NASA page with the caption, 'hats no space station' still funnysome though
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# That's no...
It does kinda look like the Death Star... If you squint abit
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# its been mentioned before though
...that's no horribly beweaponed spacestation...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Funnily enough, nobody seems to have typed out a review

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
#
Get Firefox
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Yeah, 'coz that doesn't have any bugs, eh....
seclists.org/lists/fulldisclosure/2004/Jul/1133.html
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# woah a bug
compared to how many thousand in iexplorer?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Ah, but I didn't say IE wasn't cack
coz it is.....
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# What browser do you use then?

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# This one....

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# hah hah hah
fast turnaround!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Splen
fucking did Sir
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Better than
IE, however you look at it.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# no, everyone knows everything has bugs,
it just safeguards you from about 95% of diallers, spyware, adware, malware and viruses installed through a web browser
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# criticism without experience?
personally im not using certificates anyway so i cant see how that bug's going to affect me
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Yay to the fox of fire
have been using it for a while now, had to use 0.8 to get plugins to work but find the lack of adverts much better.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# yum cookie
*drool*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Just got it.
Is it any good? What wonderful features does it have that Exploder doesn't? I've been using Exploder since Netscape became cack.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# ...
...

I am blind...

:.: ::..:•::.•.:
(braille?)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# .

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# hehe
this i like
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# What's
it say?

edit: Got it, nice one :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# "Left" and "right"

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Nope...

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# it says
friendlyfire loves teh cock
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# I BELIEVE
it says wank on my tits... but I can't be sure.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# It's
"get your hands off my tits".
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# try
dutch wife
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# internet explorer nooooo
u want opera, or firefox
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
#


Click for the soundtrack!


Less compression
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Hooray for optimisation lines
the mark of a man!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# you madman!


woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# fantastic
woo best thing today
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# yay
boogy boogee
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# You should be knighted.
Woo.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# brilliance
TJ: you know these mentioned-in-the-newsletter bbc video archive jiggys?

has anyone got a direct url??

i'm having very little luck with finding them via bbc.co.uk
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Well god damn
if that aren't the wooest thing ever!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha!
that's utterly fabulous :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# overcoming a problem

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Awesome!
Wells!


I like that, I like that alot. Woo Yay!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# hehe thanks
you saved my soul for tonight :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Woo for saving souls!


You got any more pictures in this style?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# ...

so bad. i feel dirty.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Boingy Boingy

Previously on things that go thud:
Biker
Tree

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*zoooooooooooom!*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Trying to make them go thud though
resulted in images siezs of around 300k, so they just bounce.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# I haven't got paint shop pro installed yet
so just imagine I did a hilarious 'shop of a squirrel screaming like the Monolith in 2001.

Story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3932943.stm
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Flipping heck.
My brother has some bat detectors, which he uses for, erm, detecting bats. I've helped him doing spectrum analysis of the recordings to identify individuals in the past.

It's OK, you can wake up now.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# I don't post much. And this is why:

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:33, archived)
# hahah
you should post more.

woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# What he said

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Reply jack:
I just saw young master Scott on BBC news, is he the lovechild of mystery bob?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Hahaha - that's fab!
Post more!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# near beer -> keyboard disaster here
woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# i would say the same
only i finished me beer...

woo though
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Hahaha - extraordinarily Woo!

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# aahahhaha
that's great
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# hehehehe cooool
edit: ok dont worry, thanks :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# It's a work of art,
I tell you!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# hehehehe
that's brilliant

I'm off to bed now, night all
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Night Sir,
Hope the clowns keep away!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# ihope so too
/going properly now
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:39, archived)
# First I-Pod post i've actually enjoyed.
yay for you!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# That's approx. shitloads better than the usual iPod pics
Woo Yay!

I like Jane's expression.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# absolutely fabulous
WOO
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)

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