just caught my eye

(MrE, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)

Rhymes kinda
Hambali and Zarqawi transporting Salami and Campari in a Ferrari.

(flyboysigh, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:23, archived)

Don't compo it
don't compo it hard
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)

Quick, dirty and it doesn't even rhyme correctly


Maybe I should seek treatment?
( xandmi TV treated, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:21, archived)

bound
featus
seek help now
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:25, archived)

Like it
Panowie
( godstar, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:28, archived)

Sorry, couldn't be arsed...

( pattwat, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:16, archived)

whats the cunt done now
I hope it wasnt protesting
the countryside should be left to people who understand it and have cared for it for centuries and occasionally hunt the mammals for fun
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)

Christ
calm down love
( pattwat, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)

I want a ciggie
sorry
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)

*passes guaranteed cancer-free cyber ciggie

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:22, archived)

cheers my good man
it wasn't the cancer that bothered me it was wheezeing while I was on the job.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)

*checks cyber-ciggie pack
'May cause even more wheezing whilst on the job than regular smokes'

*walks away nonchalently, whistling 'Brave sir Robin'
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)

wheezes away pushing a pram
I GET TO PUSH TEH PRAM A LOT
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:34, archived)

No, lets not go to Camelot
it is a silly place.

*fechez la vache
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)

hunting foxes is OK.
they never catch 'em anyway, just give them a bit of a scare.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:33, archived)

no its not
they knock my fences down and the hounds attack cats. And the stuck up cunts never appologise.
and if you object they look at you like peasent scumn. Then the politics of envy take over your life and you make random shouty comments on message boards to people who dont care:

PS a few more foxes might help control the rabbit population
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)

Not as effectively as a good dose of myximatosis,
unfortunately.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)

Is your t-shirt site borked
Or is it a problem up my end (Missus)


Yay
www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=cunt
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)

T-Shirt site
is working, but my hosting company are fucking around trying to switch the re-direct off and put all files into my new standalone hosting... but they're muppetts who you can't contact (HostLogical)
( pattwat, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:22, archived)

tis Red Xing for me
[edit] not any more.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:20, archived)

Whats he up to now?

(nycmstar, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)

hehehehehe
woo sir
(osiem, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)

Is George wearing a skirt?
(fcknuts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:57, archived)

( tweaknik, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

All your TV are belong to us cyberman.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)

haha.
we've all been there.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

heheh
veh nice
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

Haha - which is why hide & seek was banned
by the EU protection of the stupid act 2004
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

i'm keeping my eye on you.
*taps nose*
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)

The one they call "Smelly Hippy" is watching the one
they call maiden - this is both fascinating and disturbing in a daytime tv kind of way.

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)

hehehe.
*stalks*
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:14, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha
i like this loads, you entertain me no end.
( harpski, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
'ckin 'uperb.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)

Man alive he loves all teh tabs!

( mushybees, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

his cap
should be burberry
(BamaSS, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

pork wah?

( mushybees, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

the back half
should be plastic mesh
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

it is...
....but do you want to be arsed to draw it just for you bunch of picky cunts?

i ask you...this country.....etc...
( mushybees, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)

nah
this rodent is obviously not a chav, its a rock rat in a trucker cap at least. needs some heavy steel chains on it and some rock star bracelets.


woo bty liking the style
(haitch, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)

you know
that I love you.
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

I thought you loved me!
Hussy!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)

i have
more than enough love to go round, boys. ;)
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)

Whoupla!

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

i've been off
the fags for 3 weeks 4 days and would still kill everyone else in this room of a rolly
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

have you seen the smoking room
where noone has a lighter, and robin is totally on edge, losing his temper with everyone cos he's desperate for a fag? probly not, but you made me think of that
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)

no I have not
but I was a little rude to some subordiantes during the first two weeks making me filled in equal measure with shame and rage like a victorian boy caught wanking and forced to sleep with his arms tied behiend his back
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)

They struggle less like that


So I have heard
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)

Think about smoking this repost instead

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)

thanks thats put me off for a bit
but when I finnish fwapping I will want one even more
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:16, archived)

I've
got a proper Marlboro here, would you do upstairs too?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)

not for a marlboro
if you look at the tabaco inside its all diferent colours

Vultan does not dismantle cigerettes and condems and action requireing cigerettes to be dismantled
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)

So that's how they make smokey bacon!
Woo!


TJ: In Flash is there any way of 'tacking' limbs together so you can move them as one...in the same way you can in Pivot? If so how?
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)

TJ of TJ:
Where can I download pivot?
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)

Here:
www.snapfiles.com/get/stickfigure.html

Amazing what you can get from search engines these days :)
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)

hehe - nice one!
btw - your anim looked great on the big screens at the big chill - were you there?
( amaryllis, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)

i couldn't afford it....
had to take the money and run!
Twas a good weekend by all accounts.....i really wanted to see it...ho hum!
Hope they all looked smart and the organisers realised what a bargain they got!
Did you see pitman or kid carpet?
I bet bovine's looked fantastic (the bugger!)
( mushybees, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:23, archived)

hehe - it was a good weekend
and they all looked ace! it is a strange thing indeed to see something you've made on a gigantic screen - i don't know if i felt proud or mortified! don't know if the organisers appreciated it or not - i didn't actually see any of them until saturday night - i think the VJs were a little reluctant to play them for some reason.. but then there was a flurry of sightings all of a sudden!

didn't see anyone else who made anims, but then again, i don't know what anyone else looks like apart from bovine and i only met him once before, when i was rather drunk a year ago..

there were a band called the egg who i really liked - everything else is a bit of a blur now..

shame you couldn't make it, but hopefully you spent the money wisely.. ;)
( amaryllis, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:32, archived)

I don't know how i would've reacted
, probably with the usual total lack of dignity!
Well let's all live in the vain hope that a media mogul saw them all so that next year we can all go....IN A GOLD WINNEBAGO!

as for the money......who can say?
( mushybees, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:02, archived)

yay!
I like that :)
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)

Post it here
and receive some love:
www.volkszone.com/VZi
(maddave, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:20, archived)

Ball control

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:01, archived)

where does he keep them?
w/y/h
( SolidGoldChimp, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

Terrible.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

/watches for hours.


woo!
( Linbox is home for christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

anti-drinking message

(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:00, archived)

ahahaha
i love that
(Sweep, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha
Nice
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:02, archived)

hahaha
very carowallis esq :)

woo
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:02, archived)

hehehe
it's so true...
( djdirect, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:02, archived)

Woo
and another woo for the expert use of spong.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

i've never sponged before
so i feel very yay now!
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

hahaha!
Fantastic!
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

anti-drinking message
"STOP THAT CRUELTY NOW !"



woo yay for that pic
(osiem, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)

Great British Beer Festival time!!!
I'm going on Thursday (sse 4rthur)
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)

The happy domo spaz dance
(inspired, strangely enough, by the happy otter
spaz dance, and those creator I would happily
credit if I could remember their name)



and incedently, my first attempt to get some 3D effect into an animation
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

very nice
but the wobbling trees are making me feel a little nauseous.
(polystyrene_daffodil, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

Must be
California, all earthquakey.
( froopyscot probably has a prehensile cock, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:59, archived)

effect
ahem
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)

ta
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)

Happy Tuesday everybody :)
I wants everyone to say one thing they will do today that will make them happy.
And to start things off, I will be drinking Absinthe with lovely friends.
Oh, have a hodgemeheg.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

Does wanking count?
Woo pic
(tiger666, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

no,
otherwise all the blokes will just say "wanking"
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

Yes,
unless you are crying, thinking of your wasted pathetic life, at the same time, as I imagine many people on here do.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

I don't usually
think about tiger666's wasted pathetic life when I wank.

Although I might now.
( Neth, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

There's some good material in there
His first attempt at asking a girl out makes me peak very quickly.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:01, archived)

I'm going to
go and see my 2 week old niece.

Nice fez action
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

I went to see
my 4 week old niece for the first time on saturday. She was very contented seeming and not at all an ugly litlle screaming pink bag of shit and vomit. so that was a relief.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

My niece is ace.
She seems very active and aware for her age.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

excellent
in a few months we can get them to fight each other to see which one's best...
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

Has she shopped a kitten yet?
If not why?
(tiger666, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

She tried a sign bandwagon for her first post.
Thor_sonofodin shouted at her. She cried and has joined somethingawful instead.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

Oooh! A hodgemahed! Wonderful!



You have a lovely beard.
/slightly obscure reference
(Sweep, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

nothing
can make me happy*

*apart from some things
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

*hugs wasp box

*looks for sign of happiness

*stops hugging

*looks for sign of happiness
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:00, archived)

heh*
*sign of happiness
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

*wonders if it was the hugging
or the stopping
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

we may never know...
life is apparently full of mysteries, although I'm damned if I can work out where they are!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

maybe
its was the looking


bum looker
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)

burn looker?
What does that mean?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)

one who looks
at burns I assume
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:26, archived)

?
www.b3ta.com/board/3548405
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:35, archived)

yes
I didn't see the reply they failed to get the my nobs as long as the arms I dint have joke I see then
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)

I'll be teaching my six-year-old
how to play Manhunt.
( Neth, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

Pffft!

( Linbox is home for christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

as long as she/he has a "normal" upbringing
ie. no abuse or traumatic events, then she/he probly wont go out and kill someone with a hammer
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:02, archived)

I'll go sit on the terrace and drink beer in the sunshine.
absinthe sounds good, though. I should give it a try someday.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

Working on an exciting new project,
chatting to a friend, who my advice seems to be helping, and ultimatley going to the pub this evening.

WHOOP!
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

Oh, and BEHOLD!
THE THREAD OF JOY!

www.4rthur.com/board/index.php?spaz=197834
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:57, archived)

Woking you say?

Is that like the opposite of going-to-sleeping?


Supermoore is an edit whore
( Linbox is home for christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:57, archived)

To you people
every typo is a potential source of comedy gold eh?
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

Shirley, Woking never made anyone happy!
Have you ever been there?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

Q. What's Woking like?

A. Dunno. Never woked.
( Linbox is home for christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:01, archived)

hodgemehegs am teh best
I will make an animation to make someone giggle like a girl

( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

take my doggy for a walk
skive exercise and fluff all combined
would be perfect if we could get rid of the exercise
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

finish work
and myself off *fwap* *fwap*
(haitch, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

I will go and buy some cake later, and then I will eat all the cake.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

Oooo
sad homeless dyslexic fwog!
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)

He's a forg, but he gets mistaken for a frog all the time.
He wears a label now, but everybody just assumes he's dyslexic. That's why he's sad.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:16, archived)

I will be sleeping off a liquid lunch
whilst wearing a well-practiced "I'm actually thinking very hard about a terribly important problem" expression.

and woo to the hodgepig
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

I will be sleeping off a liquid lunch...
whilst wearing a well-practiced "I'm ...oh bugger..already taken..
(flibbertigibbet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

i'm gonna send a love letter
to a girl i've had a crush on for AAAGES
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:00, archived)

I UTTERLY DEMAND
WE SEE THIS LETTER
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:01, archived)

Talking of letters (well, e-mails)
did you ever get your $48 sqillion from Kev's widow?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

No
Mrs Janet Sisulu obviously got scared off by the tracer e-mail.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

I UTTERLY DEMAND
WE SEE THIS GIRL
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

dont know if she'd approve of
me letting you lot loose on a picture of her, although i do have some pics
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)

Post now. Please?

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)

i really don't trust u guys
not to do some crazy photoshopping of her, and although its unlikely that she'd ever see it, it's not a risk i'm willing to take
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)

Don't worry - we'll graft Goatse's face onto her or something.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)

it actually turns out
i dont have any decent pictures of her, mainly due to the fact that i'm terrible at taking photos
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)

Goatse has a face?
:-/
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:21, archived)

We're all nice, really.
Go on....
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:14, archived)

i'm afraid not
its way too mushy and pathetic
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

That's my favourite kind!
Come on, help out an embittered old man who wants to believe in love again!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)

it really is dreadful
i'm fairly inarticulate, and its just a random jumble of nonsense really
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:14, archived)

That's what literary love juice is supposed to be.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:16, archived)

i'm still not posting it
or any pictures

i will however share the outcome. unless it makes me cry
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:18, archived)

fair enough
but when you have children I utterly demand that you name them "compo repost" and "click for bigger"
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:23, archived)

steady on
i doubt she'll be interested

in fact she'll probly never talk to me again :(
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)

I'm going to
curse the evil bastards who cloned my card and nicked a grand over the weekend from my hard earned coffers!!

BastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastardsBastards!!
( Soup and a Sandwich, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:01, archived)

i'm going to dribble from my mouth
upside down, so it runs into my eyes in an inverse form of crying which should therefor make me happy.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

I have to go to work later -
I am inconsolable. Alcohol may help
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

Go up to someone you hate
and say "I saw the advert in the jobs section. Was it the company's decision or yours?". When they look blank, go "Sorry, my mistake" and walk off.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)

Haha - you have a vicious streak
If only it would work as well as it sounds.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:20, archived)

phoning my bird. hurrah for birds!!
( djdirect, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:05, archived)

i'm gonna be paid 50 quid to drink.

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

I'll be....
actually, now I come to think of it I don't have a lot to look forward to today. So I'll be looking for something cheerful to mash.
( mofaha, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)

( Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)

hahahahaha
great in every way
(stone the crows, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

Beauty!
Lovely punnage
(PropaneSteve, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

good god man
how do you sleep at nite

your lucky i dont phone the police

w/y/h
( SolidGoldChimp, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

Hoho

( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

Nice
are they related to strong sad?
( froopyscot probably has a prehensile cock, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

who strong sad?

( Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

From
this site, the home of strong bad email...
( froopyscot probably has a prehensile cock, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

ahhhh.....
...no. Their Mums are best friends and he calls her Aunty but they are not blood related.
( Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:02, archived)

I see
woo to yours!
( froopyscot probably has a prehensile cock, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)

heh heh
yep, great stuff!

woo yay!
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

biscuit
spoons
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:57, archived)

Ooof!
Very good.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

Pffffttt.. with this quality punage you are really spoiling us,
Embassador.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

Roar!!!
That made me roar with laughter like a big hairy old lady's leathery snatch.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)

Please indulge my first blatant pea roast

(staggs28, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

no

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)

cunt
i saw that this morning.

some people, i don't know, the youth of today.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

I'm actually glad to see it again
tis great
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

nah
he's right
I'm a cunt.

/coat
(staggs28, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

oh well
no reason why I can't contaminate the thread with a blatant buggery pearoast of my own then:


( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

hahahahahaha
laughing
(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:00, archived)

hahahaha
hahaha
( GordonShowers, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)

I do like the timing of it
Each word corresponding to an unf
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:59, archived)

glad
somebody noticed that
(staggs28, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)

Yay! New Snail Icon!! - have a repost to celebrate


</sorry>
( Linbox is home for christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

that snail
reminds me of dilbert
(Sweep, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)

well
normally against thread jacking, but considering
thats a blant post to test the new icon....
I'm testing a mobile phone unlocking script i have written to be used online, and basically i need some people to test it... if you want your phone unlocked for free email me myusername@myusername.org :o) sorry / thanks
( Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

choose your own adventure

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

hahaha!
That's one of your best ever. Spectacular stuff sir!
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha
Great!

/keeps finger in Vol 5, Page 87 just in case...
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

I hated those books, but that sir is Very WOOSOME

(Andre_66, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)

Yes

( Your Mum, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)

THAT IS SO GOOD I'M GOING TO SHOUT!
WOO!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

genius
on a stick
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

hahaha..
..you're too good....by far.
( Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

hahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHA!
you are brilliant.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

Heheheh,

woo!
( Neth, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

Fuckinell
We are4 most certainly NOT worthy!!
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

hilarious.
so good hahaha
(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:57, archived)

class
idea, execution


class
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

Ahahahahahahahaha!
That's lovely, that is. And it reminds me of this fabbo comp:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/victorian/
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:59, archived)

brilliant
when's the book version tempest or 1942 out?

woo!
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:00, archived)

I concur.
Splendid.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:23, archived)

:-D
Wonder if there's a GTA version?
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:30, archived)

brilliant
woo yay!
( GordonShowers, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)

mmmmm mm mmm
is there anything nicer than the cleaner at work talking about how her finger went septic after enduring 3 hours of the worst music in the world ever....3?
( MadRob6, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:48, archived)

Yes.
Having her suck you off.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

Also
has the benefit of making it hard for her to continue the story.

so my finger, it's gone all fun-- mmff! mmfpfff! slurpmufllf!
( froopyscot probably has a prehensile cock, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

Her: "If you were a gentleman you wouldn't make me do this"
Him: "If you were a lady you wouldn't speak with your mouth full"
(klondyker, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:58, archived)

ARGH!!
quiet you!
( MadRob6, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

yes
a 99 ice cream with a chocolate flake in.

yum.

(edit: err, or what ^^^ said...)
( djdirect, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

sliding naked down a rusty pole
into a vat of shit'n'leeches?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

I was wondering what to do for dinner...
Think I'll nip down to the Ol' Preston Shit'n'Leech Pole in the city centre
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

Actually
that doesn't sound very nice either
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

sliding down a razorblade
using your cock as a break and then falling into a vat of salted water, infested with sharks.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

er...
A vat of lemon juice would be better me thinks!
( Milkybar Yid!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

psssht
whoever heard of sharks swimming in lemon juice?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

each to their own
i suppose.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

erm yes...
you wait till she discusses her bowel movements with you...
middleaged wimmin do that u know...:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

Yes
Reading some twat using this board to moan about it.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

ooooh
agitation:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

3 hours of worst music in the world ever makes cleaner's
finger turn septic?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

well...
apparently
( MadRob6, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)

I was trying to work late last night
and the fucking cleaners would not stop fucking yakking about who said what - and whispering for no reason.

I say for no reason because I COULDN'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT THEM, THEIR FRIENDS, AND WHAT THEY SAID TO ALICE!!

ffs....
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

YES.
Planning for 6 months to redecorate the fucking kitchen as a nice surprise for your wife whilst she's away, then chunks of fucking plaster falling off the fucking walls and fucking ceiling, and not being able to put tiles up where you want to put tiles up because the wall surface isn't fucking smooth enough.

And the house being in a fucking mess and having to phone your wife to tell her that you tried to do all this, but instead of the house being nice and tidy, it's in a complete cunting mess.

*sigh*

Thank god there are funny people posting funny pics on b3ta.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:26, archived)

hmmmm, dinnertime at last
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)

I always thought that horses were vegetarian
Hmmm? Maybe fish is a vegetable after all.

EDIT: sorry, woo pic, especially the eyes. Spong but not too spong.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:44, archived)

Horses are *not* vegetarian
whatever they tell you at the French restaurant.

/edit: ace pic!
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:44, archived)

he looks rather startled to have caught a fish
so maybe he's not sure what to do with it
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:46, archived)

they tell me
vat ve helmutdale is very good spread on the crackuer
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:47, archived)

That is a most woo
horgle.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

fabbo
a perfect expression of "what the fuck do I do with this fish now?"
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

Lick a battery.....


( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:41, archived)

I don't remember batteries having that effect.
/goes off in search of batteries.


WOO!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)

that's fantastic!
as per usual
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)

hahaha
very like the old Cresta soft drinks ads...


woo
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)

HAHAHAHA
That's fucking tops.

Bravo
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

hahhaa
wonderful. Lovely stuff!
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

Ahaha
Cracking stuff :) Woo and yay - to the max!

Is it an Energiser? Does the effect last longer than any other battery?
( GazChap, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

YAY
I loves him this much
**demonstrates
(Mortimer, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

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t.
(Sweep, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:45, archived)

I think that broke my browser...

( Linbox is home for christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:59, archived)

have a spanner to fix it again
www.fiddledd.fsnet.co.uk/spanner.jpg
(Sweep, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

I love this series
I've seen pain machine, sandcastle ruining crab and the above one. They are all the best.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:45, archived)

check out his FP's
in his profile
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:46, archived)

so, so good

I can't decide whether helicopter or voodoo is my favourite.

You choose.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

Hurrah!
I love these!

Plus TJ: I just got an interview at some job thing, which could be better than my current one (certainly better job title); but they've given me two days notice - 11:30 Thursday or not at all. I'm in press week, we're understaffed, I can't afford to take two hours out to try and get another job; plus no one at work knows that I'm looking and I'd need permission to go.

What in the name of sweet pissing fuck do I do?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:46, archived)

Shit your pants
They'll let you go like that

*snaps fingers

OW! Bugger! my fingers! I should've clicked tham.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:47, archived)

Boss....
I'm not feeling well...
No, it's all right, I really want to come in... scabies isn't contagious is it?
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:48, archived)

i had scabies
1 year ago.



I wrote a song about it:

I'm contagious
Rusting all your 2p's
I'm contagious
Wiping out the species
I'm contagious
Killing all those groupies
I'm contagious
Thanks to my friend scabies


Ah, the laughs we had.

edit: it was actually quite good for a song that was a piss take. The guitar part was BOOOOTIFUL
(Sweep, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

sicky
brocken tooth, hospital for none specific outpatient operation,
just go fuck em or do you need the ref
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:48, archived)

sickie?

(stone the crows, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)

Sickie suggestions are a no-go
If I bunk off for the whole day our entire schedule will get fucked up, will miss our deadlines, will end up costing the company a shit-load, and I'll likely be fired.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:57, archived)

do you really
want to work for an overdemanding employer that isn't considerate to your current work situation? i wouldn't and standing your ground by saying 'no another time' may get you another interview also showing that you have a good work ethos.
(haitch, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

You make a good point, as does chappie below
Buggeration, nonetheless...
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)

no problem
but if you can just 'disappear' for 2 hours then try that ;)
(haitch, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)

Do you really want to work
for a company that's that inflexible?

If so, kill your granny, then skip the funeral.
( George Spiggott, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

ask the prospective employers...
I can only make the interview if I bunk off from my
current job, which would cause mass chaos and cost
money. Is that the sort of employee you want?
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:06, archived)

i love that,
far far far too much.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:47, archived)

pfft!

(Andre_66, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:47, archived)

sooper
dooper
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:48, archived)

hahaha
yay :)
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

I love it.

Woo, yay and indeed houpla, these are bloody brilliant.
( Neth, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

Oh fucksocks
The IT dept's going to kill me,
another tea/monitor interface!!!
W/Y/H etc
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

woo
to you, and that crazy little bastard
( gazz, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)

♥
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

these pics are fuckin ace
w/y/h
( GordonShowers, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)

the 1910 chastity society.

(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:40, archived)

What a bunch of honies

hubba, hubba!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:41, archived)

hehehehe
coffee/monitor interface
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)

heheh
/rp

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

hahahaha
u is teh leet
(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:44, archived)

..

RP-arooney.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:45, archived)

Pfffft

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:45, archived)

!
I'm confused. Is this a book or a makeshift shoe-horn?
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:45, archived)

both.
a shoehorn plus instructions
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

Well,
that's me out, then.

I'm confused. Does this mean they will only kiss ladies who have only painted on one side of the fence?
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

dont know
i just wanted to put cock there instead of liquor. its the toilet humour side of me.
(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:45, archived)

Ah, I see.
So you see most of your cocks in the toilet, then?
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:46, archived)

subject: cockage
my toilets seen a few cocks in its time.
(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:48, archived)

Ah, I see.
So your toilet has eyeballs - and *it* sees most of its cocks... erm, in the toilet.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:49, archived)

my dunny.
yeh it has eyeballs. They were left there by the last cunt that challenged me on forums when i flushed his head.

heh heh heh.
(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

Ah, I see.
Never mind the cock - I fear *you*!
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

PHEAR ME!
heh heh heh.

actually do u need to use the toilet? mine's free...
(becy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

subject cottage
my cocks been in a few toilets in its time
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)