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#

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# ?
Who/what?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# pencil
tastic woo and yay
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Apropos of nothing

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Pffft
Shatman John
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Hey!
That look more like Scatman Hussain to me?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# skibbeedibbeedibbee
bee ba ba bad oh bo
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Bee bop ba ba do bo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Love, love, love it!!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:28, archived)
#
the soul-quake
happened here in a glass world
particle by particle
she slowly changes
she likes hanging chinese paper cuts
just another fix
can i weather this



i got my fuzz all tipped to play
i got a dub on your landscape
then there's your policy of tracing
the sauce without the blame
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:12, archived)
# sauce?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# We'll have less of your sauce,
young man.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Maybe it's source...
I copied the lyrics from a damn website.

Hoisted by my own petard!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)
# WAIT!
I love blameless sauce!!!!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:16, archived)
# goes good on
sourceages
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
# why is his fuzz all tipped to play?
And what is that anyway? And do I really want to know?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)
# wait a minute!
you're onto something there..


Yes, it's just blithering nonesense!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# reminds me of
one of those crazy mental SPAM emails...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Mental Spam?
Is that like mindpiss?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:23, archived)
# never did understand
that mindpiss shennanigans.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I think its Cockney Ryhming Slang
for "Ham"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Tabloid editor's favourite meal:
Hot leek with reliable sauce.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# i move that that joke
be stricken from the record
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# The Daily Record?!


Ahem



sorry

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Ba-Dum
Tish!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Go on then,
but be quick....
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)
# is that a vector of torn me anus?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)
# You're asking for trouble
with posts like that

*prepares eye bleach*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:23, archived)
# fnarr fnarr
see what you did there...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:25, archived)
# gif tools...
what tools do u guys use to create animated gifs
..someone mentiomned to me to use image ready is this true??

ok heres a pic

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:12, archived)
# NO!!!!
IT'S ALL LIES!!!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Imageready
comes with Potato
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# no they lied to you
all image ready will do is steal your soul and make you empty inside
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# You know what you should use
Punctuation.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Thank you all
For being so helpfull.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)
# no no
thank you lord for giving us creation
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:24, archived)
# You can
use imageready, or flash (might need tidying up in imageready), or fireworks (I think). Oh, and Jasc Animation Shop, comes with psp3.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:25, archived)
# thanks
a simple answer to a simple question
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:30, archived)
# you have been a member for 160 days
Q: Can I start a new thread without a picture?
A: Yes. But be considerate to other people using the board. And be interesting.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I use paper and pens
Then flip the pages in front of the monitor and giggle to myself.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Gimp's pretty good once you get the hang of it.
And get used to it crashing everytime it can't find a font.

www.gimp.org
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Teh Crashing
Are you using Gimp 2.0 on Windows 98? I read that 2.0 works better under XP or 2000. I have better luck with ver 1.2 and Win98.

There is also a line in the FAQ for version 2.0 that tells you how to install GTK so that it does not try to use the windows default font (or something like that)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Once I
found some icing down a crack in the floorboards. This icing was magical and I used it to fashion myself a life sized model of Christina Aguilera from house dust and Marmite. The first thing she asked when she was brought to life, the very first thing, was "What tool do u use to create animated gifs?". I tell you, I was furious. I screamed at the top of my voice. "No! You dirty, dirty girl. You do not ask me that!". I released the magical spell on her and she crumbled back into a heap on the floor of Marmite and dust.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah,
I remember when you did that. Man was I disappointed.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# that happened to me once
strange mine was eartha kitt and she said can I borrow a feeling
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# AHAHAHAHa
/gasps for breath
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)
# ahahaha
haha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# The marmite is where you went wrong
mixed with household dust and icing it becomes volitile and asks gif related questions - text book chemistry.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Yes.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Zoiks.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:09, archived)
# That's disturbing
but also woo
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Pfffft
Hehehe,
another caption
"Funnily enough, it was Bobby, who found his way out of the old mans house... alive"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
Yes, it would have been better!!!

I would change it.

'cept I can't be arsed.

:-)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:16, archived)
# how about:
"The two didn't know how long they'd been standing on one leg on the stairs, but they suspected the funny pills had something to do with it."
Or even:
"Jenny and Pete didn't know what the funny objects were, or why they'd been under mother's pillow, but they sure looked interesting."
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
# speaking as an acoustition
a pair of stillsons would do little to stiffle sreams as the would neither form a massive impenerarble barrier or signifficant absorbtion.

As a B3ta bod woo and yay
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:11, archived)
# These two would know that sort of thing

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# You know how much that
gives me the horn.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Damn right
I had to "stop" three times whilst making it.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# pffftt...!
I *heart* your brutal honesty.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)
# can I ask
is that the guy from Bargain Hunt??
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)
# 'tis the lovely Fred West,
and spouse, whose name temporarily eludes me.


edit: It's Rose. Her name is Rose.... *phew*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# yay!
for local serial killers.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Hurrah!!!
Beat the living fucking granny out of her you little fucking bastard.!!!!


*takes deep breaths*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Pwesky Fwagguls..

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# fuck the fragles
are the doozers OK?

woo and yay
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Yes they are,
thank the lord, now hopefully they might finish a tower,
before those fucking Fraggles eat the cunt.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:16, archived)
# oo praise be
that comes as a mighty releif brother
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# hehe
"Hey look Ma! I caught a Fwaggul!"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:07, archived)
# oh man that reminds me
I used to have a fraggle doll. What the hell happened to that?? That makes me sad. :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)
# me 2 :(
quick to the fraggle store www.fragglerocker.com/store/index.asp
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)
# There's definitely an evil theme going on here....
Today more than usual methinks :-)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:09, archived)
# I think it's a reaction
to it getting a bit cunt-heavy at dinnertime.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:11, archived)
# burrowing lil buggers
wrecked my garden!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:12, archived)
# why can't you get
fraggles on DVD?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Why
will you never see a Nessie in a zoo?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# because
they never leave the familyness?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)
# because it doesn't use
a standard fat32 or ntfs filesystem?

oh ... fraggles ... sorry

as you were
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# seems silly enuff
heard it's on its way tho - so no worries!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)
# all the better for kissing you with

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Right back at ya, you freaky bastard.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Can you make her
mouth "boo-kah-kay"?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)
# 'Noon Sir.
No, my talents stretch as far as two frames I'm afraid
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Those two frames
say it all anyway, in my opinion. Woo and yay, sah.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:09, archived)
# yeah
she loves it.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Adolf always was one for attention..

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:03, archived)
# young concervatives
meeting?

woo yay
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:05, archived)
# BNP!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)
# American Gotham
this must have been done before...


American Stripes
American Goth
American Replicant
American Psycho
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# They're all top!
Nice one ar kid.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# haha!
like it
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Arf
Brilliant.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
#
Maybe its been done before, but not this good.

WOO YAY!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Nice collection
I did a goth one too

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
that's much better. the goggles are ace :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:30, archived)
# pixel freestyle ...well i dont expect you to understand ...

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Is it something
to do with kites?

Woo.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# yes

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# :)
I'm a regular Sherlock Holmes, me.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Pfffttttt!!!!
darn delta wing kites.

give me a foil anyday.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# yeah well
pixel man lifting is my next project
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Woo!
do it and i will love you forever*







*or for five minutes, whichever ends soonest.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)
# it may be

later this week
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Kites are super.
I love kite's and kite flying.
Could never do a half axel though :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:05, archived)
# axels
are easy once you get into them ...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Have some more cultural references...



I have no idea who she is but apparently she's called Pandora...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I once knew a girl called Pandora....



I can't see anything
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# She's hot
in that spanish latin kind of way...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Can't find it on Glasscock index...
...so I thought I would share this marvellous image resource with you:

Folk kindly doing animal impersonations

And just so's you don't throw jelly at me for not 'Shopping, here you go:


"I say old chap, you wouldn't have any of those splendid sunflower seeds would you? Whatwhat?"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Football spaz


sorry for the TJ, but noth worth of a thread itself.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:56, archived)
# spledido
like the one of fish
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Nice pic
TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/3531982.stm

bah!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Will we notice?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Not been at his best of late true,
but still a class player imo
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# *nibble, nibble, nibble
Top ho, what?

Woo to the goat impersonator, he made me cry.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Scott practised for his knot tying badge


Katie
Billy
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Go on, do it you little
fucking fucker





/Kid hater
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:53, archived)
# \Kid hater - That explains it then
I thought you hated nooses, and they're fucking ropiness and slipknottiness
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:56, archived)
# No. I love nooses
and all things ropey
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Aww
Look at his wee face! Makes you want to kick him until he's dead!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:55, archived)
# serves him right for being such a joiner of clubs
the sickening little spawn of deceased loins
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:59, archived)
# You, sir
REALLY need a fag.

Here borrow mine. [Shouts] Jenkins, put your trousers back up and go and see Vultan Major and be back in time to iron my fives gear you oily tick or it'll be the toast rack for you.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# thanks for the fag
I will try not to damage him to much but he may be ruined for normal men.
oo are we to indulge in a game of fives tophole.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Fluffy wrinkly love

I need some work.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
# wrinkles need fluff
"all love is good love"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Have it your way


work + boredom + mspaint - inspiration = this
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)
# oh no that
show tremedous insperation

woo and yay
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
# May I say
that is cool.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Best use of MS Paint Ever.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Haha
clarse.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Katie liked painting


Billy
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# How depressing!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)
# awwww
so sweet
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Haha
class. I like these.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Eggs ellent

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# My first pearost.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Christ
Daddy's hung like Rasputin.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I like 'daddy''s underpants bulge.
But not in a gay way, you understand.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
#

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:27, archived)
# that'll teach him to show up...
wearing the same colour!!!

woo!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)
# literally
made me LOL.

Woo teh pic, also.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I was waiting for the
smart comment about the tiger not wearing blue!!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:32, archived)
# The tiger isnt wearing blue!!!
There you go.

Woo to the pic as well
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Haha!
Is it real?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:30, archived)
# i think
it won an award...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:30, archived)
# more BB faceswaps






(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Okay
This is the only funny thing to have come out of BB this year.

Lookalikes - always funny
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:30, archived)
# fuck the lord
that is funny.

Not one of cunts looks like them (apart from the dog).
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:36, archived)
# LOL
C'mon... wasn't it fun to watch Kitten fold faster than Superman on laundry day and then come out of the house screaming 'Smash teh capitalist state!'?



Everything after was shit... but that bit was good, wasn't it?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# that sounds good
was she some kind of anarcosydaclistic radical yogurt knitter?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:49, archived)
# No.
She was a fucking annoying idiotic brat.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
# she
was an arse.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
# meh
well fuck it they never would have chosen a left winger who could talk intelegently to other housemates and the nation.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)
# wouldn't be entertaining, would it?
that, and they'd have to blank out the sound most of the time
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:56, archived)
# She was the classic Rebel Without a Clue
She was just about to be thrown out, so she and the housemates all gathered with one room for a 'we hsall not be divided' moment. BB put a figure representing teh prize money on the screen - it went down by £1000 - they all folded without even discussing the matter. Pussies.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:59, archived)
# that is fucking great
MONEY its a blast
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# *shudder*
works a bit too well that!

muchly houpla young stup0t!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:31, archived)
# I love you.
You called me 'young'.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# the first two are seamless.

the second two...


SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)
# I was debating
whether to change the body colour (easier) or face colour (big challenge). I think they NEARLY worked, but I could have done much better.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Billy has learnt to write

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)
# them
all?

woo yay
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:27, archived)
# He should be writing REDRUM
with some (but not all) of the letters the wrong way round.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Mindpiss time
See below
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Eh?
There were no replies to this when I wrote mine! 'Mindpiss', indeed...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Chill Winston
Same here. Wasn't suggesting I was the purveyor of the mindpissage, you understand!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Aaah, all is revealed.
What exactly does 'mindpiss' mean, then? I've seen it used in a number of ways. Does it just mean that two or more people have hit on the same (rather obvious) idea?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# it's only mindpiss
If it's not an obvious response

and I don't think either of those were the obvious choice of a new generation, so mindpiss indeed it is.

It's a compliment really - shows someone else has a mind as borked as yours ...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Wonderfull!
I look forward to a new phase of actively celebrating cerebral micturation.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# yes
but why mindpiss I do not know.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# miiinddd pissss
.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# REDRUM
WYH with a smattering of panowie...

TJ:
Anyone know the background track used on this?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Why not email the creator?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:35, archived)
# nope but it's fun innit
I got 53370. I'm rather happy with that cos I'm shit at games generally
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)
# woo hoo
68950, which I was also pretty happy with

I have to go and lie down now, as it's made my 'ead go all dizzy

EDIT: how rude though - sorry, but I've no idea what the tune is.
Isn't there a mobile number you can play tunes down now that will tell you what you're listening to?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Ah, so there is.
Ta for the mental jolt - "Shazam" is what it's called, I believe.

EDIT:
Dial 2580
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:50, archived)
# muahaha
70,000 plus

i pwnez j00 all
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Just type in the lyrics on Google
Should be easy that way.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:00, archived)

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