FORE !!!

(insaniac1, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:59, archived)

hahaha
nice one :)
( Mushroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:01, archived)

Nicely done.
Woo
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:03, archived)

He wants to be your friend

(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

dad?

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

yes son?

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:59, archived)

....you....
...

...

...nothing.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)

go on son ask me anything
but if you just want to know if you inherited your massive cock from me



the answers no you must have got it from your mother
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:05, archived)

"What is regret?"
"Well the funny thing about regret, son, is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done."
(skitster, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:10, archived)

locust abortion
technician
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)

Mnnnnghh !!!
TIMMY !!!
(insaniac1, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)

Hahaha

(Jameh, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:08, archived)

Too obscure?


Sorry. I needed to get that out of my head. "Amateur" Pr0n has never been the same since I worked in electronics.

PS: I found THIS needlessley funny (SFW, despite the URL) - especially their slogan: "When you've worked a FIST, you've worked a friend".

Priceless.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:50, archived)

hmmm
"I will never forget the enthusiasm which came back from his old vibro! "
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:11, archived)

See!
Fucking HOTBED of whoretronics.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

must be a spoof
really it must
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:19, archived)

Gosh!
Osama really is out to destroy America


( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:49, archived)

tee hee
little bitta politics

( Mushroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:51, archived)

v. clever
mate. Woo to u!
(Wilzon321, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)

Makes me laugh
when I hear George W Bush saying something along the lines of "We will find Saddam." Isn't Saddam his first name?
That's like the millions* of terrorists saying "We have to get George.". Just sits wrong with me.

Can you tell it's nearly hometime for me?


*yeah whatever
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

Plus
they've already found him.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

No I agree
Tony calls him by his first name.

Never happened with Stalin and Trotsky.

"Oooh, we hate that Leon"

Odd
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

we hate that leon
and we hate his bloody pig farm

that nice mr pot is okay though
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)

somehow
I feel I ought to be in this thread...

George is a paper tiger!
( ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

that's because if he said "we're out to get Hussein"
a larger portion of the muslim community might be upset with him
( Mushroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)

Hmmm...
Well, that plan backfired a bit, then ;)
( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:01, archived)

i did say large*r* :P

( Mushroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:02, archived)

I like that. Simple and effective.
And true.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:01, archived)

Two thumbs up i think.

(Krowten, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

ooooooh
*spacks*

tj/ have there really been no FP worthy posts since yesterday?
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:48, archived)

there have not,
because they've all been shit.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:50, archived)

well that
shut me up
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:51, archived)

Thought this would have made the FP
www.b3ta.com/board/3548561
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:54, archived)

shocking
why on earth didnt that make it?! it has a fez and everything!
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

and this
www.b3ta.com/board/3548468
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

Yes that should have made it

( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

there's that
and all the mods are having a big old greasy orgy in an abandoned pig barn just outside whitstable
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

No, mods don't have sex*,
I think they're all dead and we're all alone




*at least with people
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)

there is that as well.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)

what?
Again?
(dognutz, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:59, archived)

wassa matter you?
why you acta so bad?

It's a not so bad
It's a nice-a place
Ahh shut uppa your face!
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)

are you saying this is unworthy of fp
?
(Krowten, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

Eeaw


Clickety Biggety
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

Donkey!
Haha love it!
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:50, archived)

woo
that is lovely
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:53, archived)

ach so, ich mache es für das compo

( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

yay
that rocks

though in my opinion it should be:

"Richard Whiteley quite rightly holding on tightly to the lovely Keira Knightly, who's shining rather brightly, and on his tie is "cunt""
( Mushroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

Whiteley...
...with a sprightly, unsightly... I give up, what is it?

/edit: now I know, thanks Mushroom
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

Woo for whiteley and his amazing ties!

( Canker, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:51, archived)

bored pearost

Get Rich quick...
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

..

( Mushroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)

a real life paintmash

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!
you cunt
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

Anyone who carries a bic in their top pocket is asking for it
I wonder how long it'll be before I see him again.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:49, archived)

Wait a minute
Which one are you?

/edit: pedant: stationery.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:42, archived)

no,
it's stationary.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

you're right
stationAry
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

No he's right
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stationery


This is Stationary
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stationary
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

well
oil my nipples and call me susan
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

Don't mind if i do.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:48, archived)

i'm fairly certain that it is stationary.
in fact, by the definition there, yes, it is.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

thats an
american dictionary you're using.

wouldn't trust it to speak my weight.
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

Where'a an English one then.


Edit:
dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=77721&dict=CALD
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:48, archived)

i wasnt disagreeing
just pointing out a small flaw
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:52, archived)

fairy nuff
:)
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:52, archived)

I was too busy stealing stationary to learn to spell
PEDANT FIGHT! smak him in the mooth. kik im in teh teef
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:57, archived)

Stationary means remaining in station.
Stationery is something sold by a stationer.
I am right.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:49, archived)

Indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/3549517
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:50, archived)

well,
I thought I saw it move out the corner of my eye.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

down the pedant hole for me
'e' for envelope=stationery
(randomination, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:51, archived)

Yeah
but it could be 'A' for 'a bottle of tippex'

*beats self to death
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:53, archived)

hahahaaaa
That's quality, wasn't expecting that
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:42, archived)

Hahaha!
Spankingly good!
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:42, archived)

Reply
I realy like that is neil mr kinnock?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

didn't go to school with him
he sounds a bit posh for Basingstoke
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

i remember someone who was gullible enough
to let another guy borrow his pen every time he asked.
and every time, he would immediately smash it on the desk.
and ask for another.
he once went through 50 pens in a lesson.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

hahahahaha
do you need another pen ?
(insaniac1, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

It may be the same bloke
maths was great. Until I got moved and sat on my own.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffft!
What a twat!
( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

Oh for god's sake...
...I just got it.
/cries
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:02, archived)

back outside on the red carpet


(insaniac1, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

"I'm a good gill I yam"

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)

Rodney!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

Esther's died her hair?

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

Diddy?
oh wait, wrong joke
(dognutz, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

Are you
going to shop that?^tm
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

Pologies if already done
(I would have checked all pages while at work, but the buggers are clamping down on surfers...)


( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

a gnome on
a gnomon.

Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

Phew
I worried that it might be too obscure for B3TA-folk, but you've proven that we are literate, intelligent fellows !

Thanks for the Woo !

NB Quote of the Day "Profanity is the Crutch of the Inarticulate Muthafucker"
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

Some
of us even know what a ferrule is.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:57, archived)

Yeah, they're a bugger
when they get up your trouser leg
( Damocles shmamocles, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:03, archived)

woo!
a gnome on a gnomon!
(dognutz, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

haha
although 'tis homophone not rhyme /pedant
(stone the crows, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:42, archived)

.


*runs from the yanks*
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:35, archived)

Wonderful.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:36, archived)

nice!
yeah, so true
/remembers a recent Reno 911 episode
(conspiracyx, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:36, archived)

arf.
p.s. has grandmaofshoes been about today?
and does anyone want to come to cardiff for a bash?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

Can't you bash yourself?
Oh - you weren't talking about bishops. Sorry.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

Cardiff?!
blimey, bit too far up for me
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)

2 hour train ride from london.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

about
2 hrs 30 mns from surrey
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

And about 5 from Jersey!

( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

huzzah!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

I'm moving to surrey in a couple of weeks.
Everything's miles away. And I'm sure the locals are inbred or something.

/Londoner
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

ooh, whereabouts
you could be the nearest b3tan i know
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

Reigate.
...
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

kinda close
i be in camberley, although i just remebered,
useful_idiot lives down the road
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

*consults multimap*
Coo. I'm not going to be the only one in Surrey.

Southern B3tans rock. At least they will in two weeks when I get there :)
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:49, archived)

until then
were (note intentional spelling error) all gay
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:52, archived)

Indeed.
Soon I'll be telling London how ghey it is.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

Ah
I go to camberley for a better class of single teenage mothers.

But then I live in Bracknell ;)
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:54, archived)

im going there tonight
dontcha know
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

whereabouts?
there aren't that many places worth going!
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:59, archived)

UCI cinema
providing this thunderstorm holds off
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:01, archived)

now I'm confused
I might not have been there for a while, but last time I checked it had a roof? why the storm concern?
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:04, archived)

i travel
on two weels
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:05, archived)

ah, hairy muff.
let you off then ;)
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:13, archived)

Woking's the worst.
Used to work for a cable company that has an office there. Couldn't believe the number of 14-year-olds with scraped-back hair, pushing prams and smoking all over their kids.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

Cardiff?!
You should come up to Brymbo.

We once had a steel works.
(Errol, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)

I have promised before
and failed before, but yes.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

you must come.
there might even be a bbq in my gard en if there is enough demand.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

BBQ it
very hard it is then!

www.progrotech.com
(Smudger Angel Heart, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

They're cowboys.
.
(Krowten, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

Arf!
Nice
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

Yay for trigger happy yanks!

( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

Pfft
I like the English cops hat
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

satire of the bestest kind
(ie. anti-american)

TJ: My final thoughts RE: www.b3ta.com/board/3549056

what if i email her the "your ace, want to tell you to your face how ace, but bollocks it the fuck up i will" and at the same time ask her to go for a drink?

I know you'll all say, email too impersonal, but lets remember i am incapable of doing the face to face thing and it seems slightly less stalkerish than a letter written, tyoed, glued together newspaper clippings or otherwise

vote

now!
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)

Drink a beer.
Ask her out for a drink.

Tell her that, seeing as you're both single and like each other, how about going out to dinner or something.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

Don't ask her out for a drink.
Be in a pub where she's already drinking and just talk to her there.
Kinda stalkerlike but it's better than nothing.
(Errol, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

sounds sensible but
if she's there all of our other utual friends will be there also, which makes things a million times worse if she's not interested
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:42, archived)

If she's not interested then
your mutual friends will find out anyway.
(Errol, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

probably right
but i think i'd prefer they found out behind my back rather than in public, where they may well laugh at me, even though they are my friends
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

If you constantly think of what MIGHT happen, you'll
never EVER get around to trying anything.

Ignore the consequences and go for it; God helps those who help themselves and suchlike.
(Errol, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:48, archived)

i dont think God likes me all that much
sometimes, i touch myself.

but in all seriousness, i will eventually tell her, its just that i get seriously nervous, i actually sometimes feel physically ill (not just in relation to this situation, but other situations too) its like some kind of paranoid thing where i imagine the worst thing that could possibly happen in any given situation, and then i just sit on it and stew. i know its stupid but no mater how much i try to tell myself this i cant override The Fear
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)

well, those things don't happen all the time and in every situation
It's very normal to be nervous, that's just a natural way for your body to respond at situations where your brain tells your body that this is a very important situation... so.. deep down there in your body.. it means something good!
(don rico, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:01, archived)

the next question is
supposing she agrees to go for a drink, what do i say when she turns up?

it just brings the whole not being able to do it in person thing right up to slap me in the face, i don't know if i could pull of the bumbling hugh grantesque thing
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

Your best bet is to be yourself.
Let the conversation amble over whatever it ambles over. If there's any uncomfortable silences then either use some smalltalk or make a joke.
(Errol, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

no!
this man wanted to send a typed letter with a picture of a rose to an aquaintance.

DO NOT be yourself, be like Harrison Ford at all times
(lib319, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

haha.
this is the best advice you will ever get mate, be Harrison Ford. believe you are him, chant it in your head.

Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford.

DO IT.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:02, archived)

i now have to quote mike from spaced
at his interview for readmittance into the TA (after having been thrown out for stealing a tank and trying to evade paris)

I'm Andy MacNabb I'm Andy MacNabb I'm Andy MacNabb I'm Andy MacNabb I'm Andy MacDowell

*whimpers*
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:06, archived)

i often CAUSE
uncomfortable silences by making a joke, i have an odd sense of humour, i'm here after all arent i
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:47, archived)

On the first date I had with my now fiancé
I was explaining how the cross-breeding of spiders and babies would work and how I thought they could be marketed to the world.

Odd doesn't come close.
(Errol, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:50, archived)

Look.
For God's sake just tell her you like her. Honestly, if you're too scared now you'll spend the rest of your bloody life single wanking over cheap grot mags you find in bushes because you're also probably too nervous to go buy them.

/caring advice
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

have you been watching me
it's you that i keep seeing in the bushes isn't it?
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

Yes.
And it's me in most of those mags as well.

Please just talk to the woman. Honestly, I'm 32 years old and I've been through all this crap before. This is the only way. Every other route is doomed to failure.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:48, archived)

I thought you were friends with her?
You have no idea what to say? Jesus.

BE YOURSELF!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

It's okay
We'll write you a script, you can take that along and just read it.
/trying to make a fairly serious point
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

honestly
you have no idea how useful that would be
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:56, archived)

bumbling hugh grant type things
can be quite endearing
20 year old men who cant even talk to women can also be serial killers
make the right choise go for a bumble
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

Just
talk about random pap. You don't need to tell her all that other stuff for a few dates yet.

You can't set up the right situation to say it all, so you've just got to wait for it to come along. A typed letter will never be the right place, though.

Stop worrying so much and just spend time with her.
( teedyay, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

When you first
see her compliment her on how she looks. On dates, blokes make an effort by perhaps wearing clean socks. Women on the other hand make more effort. Compliment her on this.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:51, archived)

Grammar is important
You're, not your (ace, that is).
( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

sorry mr pedant sir
i just typed it quickly and wasn't really thinking about the grammar
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

Speaking as a pedant
If she is as pedantic as perhaps 5% of the population, you'll never have her if you tell her "your ace." Them's not good odds.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

i was more worried by
"but bollocks it the fuck up i will"
like a sweary yoda! (or was that the idea?)
( spatuluk., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

For sweary Yodas
yay fucking woo and!
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

yea, i was just rephrasing the general idea
for comedy effect, thats not how i'd actually say it
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:49, archived)

send her
a photo of your cock.

Worked for me!
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

You do realise
if it works, you'll have to do the "face to face" thing at some point anyway.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:43, archived)

yea, i know
but if i had already assertained in some way that she is or could be into me, that would make things a lot easier
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:44, archived)

And when they're together he
owes us naked photos of the lucky lady.
(Errol, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

in my experience
the best thing to do is to annoy all your friends until one cracks and does the dirty work for you.

worked for me my girlfriend.
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:46, archived)

funny you should say that
then other day we were chatting on msn and she was talking about some cooking stuff she was doing for some picnic, i commented that she was the next jamie oliver and before long hername had changed to naked chef and her display pic was a pic of her from the waste up, naked (but with her long hair over the naughty bits) and with melted chocolate dripping from her fingers

unfortunately i couldnt work out how to save other people display pics

edit: that should have been a reply to the above post about owing u guys naked pictures if we ever get together
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:53, archived)

that means she is
allready flirting with you talk to the girl
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)

thats what i thoought
its quite weird, i get quite mixed signals from her.]

for example sometimes she'll come down the pub on a friday night and pretty much just talk to me about random crap all night, and other times she'll come down the pub and completely ignore me, is this how young ladies flirt these days?
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:01, archived)

i'm an old fat man
my interaction with young ladies is limited
it was how they did it in the olden days only the sound track was tapau
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:03, archived)

yes
for sure it's just for the attention she wants/is expecting from you

edit: btw I'm in some sort of the same situation... and I'm 19... bit of "brothers in arms"
(don rico, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:04, archived)

and what is your planned course of action

( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:17, archived)

just an afterthought
how many of the people that replied to the original thread are actually women who thought that a letter was either a good or bad idea
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:50, archived)

look
you are just trying to bottle it and send your stalker letter agin now arnt you

TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL TALK TO THE GIRL or die alone
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)

ok i'll try
i can be very trying
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:04, archived)

yeah
good
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:06, archived)

Wouldnt worry about being weird...
...even Ted Bundy got some pussy, and i can't imagine he was always the most normal guy!
(joshs241, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

look
DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE DIE ALONE or talk to the girl
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:06, archived)

agreed.
nothing beats just talking to her. The worst she can say is no.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:06, archived)

Letter = Bad
Talking to her is the only way and there's no getting away from it.
(Harris Haggis, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:05, archived)

you
forgot the snog/piss-off option...
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

erm think im late
But..

Ok i had been mates with a bloke for 4 years and he apparently finally plucked up the courage to say a similiar thing to whats in your letter to me on the phone (u thought of that?)

Directly after he said it, i'll be honest, i said i needed a few days to think about it, i went and saw him, few days later came home and rang him and said i love you too, relationship lasted 4 years till he became an asshole and i met someone in a chat room who im now still with

Anyway, in reply to earlier post, ure lady is blowing hot and cold because this is not only a flirting thing, she is trying to gauge your feelings for her as something tells me she kinda likes you too, dont let this one go and bottle out you will regret it

Ignore peeps that say sloppiness isnt good, yeah handwritten is better but say what you wanna say and how you wanna say it that way however it goes you was yourself and that deserves mucho respect

Good luck
(mysticspiral, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 9:45, archived)

I'm a Yank and I have to say
it's funny cuz it's true!
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:42, archived)

woo, tis true.
Once, I crossed the border from canada into the US with a case of beer i had declared. The next thing i know, border guard handguns are out of their American holsters because i was only 20 and u need to be 21 to be on the piss in the USA. Crazy shit.
(Wilzon321, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)

Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Listen to My Thunderous Roar!


( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:33, archived)

gay norse
disco?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:34, archived)

Okay!

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:35, archived)

I watched a program last night what said Odin is known to wear womens clothes.
Is your dad a tranny?

Edit: Love the pic!
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:35, archived)

*SMITE*

how dare you

*SMITE*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

Don't smite the messenger...
If you've got beef, take it up with Aunty Beeb.
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

Loki and Thor dressed as a bride and bridesmaid
to win back Miölnir from the giant Thrym.
(or that was the excuse they gave, anyway)
(serenissima, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:49, archived)

yes, but that's only because it was my favorite hammer.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:51, archived)

Did they decide
It was hammertime?
(serenissima, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:55, archived)

this moistens
my love fruit area.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:36, archived)

Looks like an Asterix character
woo!
( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:36, archived)

Blimey!
Is that Asterix in an 80s power rock band?
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:36, archived)

It looks more Manowar to me.
"Manowar Manowar living on the road
When we're in town speakers explode
We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd"

They don't make 'em like that anymore.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

Hehe.. never heard of them
Sounds a bit like Hawkwind
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)

Long live cheese metal.
Throw your hands into the air.
(Krowten, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

listen to my thunderous applause
WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY YOU GAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY WOO YAY
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

This one's for Petstarr.
Because she's majical.


(Krowten, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)

it looks edible.
and i want to eat it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:34, archived)

so do i
but that could be 2 days with no sleeping, little eating, and far too much alcohol does that, mmmm absinth and golden syrup
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

woo to you and selfish pearoast to me...
looks a bit like...

(ACE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)

no hummus
so here's a headswap.


edit: now with winking action!
(radja, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

once upon a time
I did a giraffe headswap, but no one spotted it...

3276074
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:34, archived)

Arrrrrrrgh!
At first I thought it was Dick Emery!

MSN?

www.progrotech.com
(Smudger Angel Heart, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:35, archived)

Robert Kilroy Latex
pfffttt! Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

ahhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
woo
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(waxdart went to comedy death., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

I would.
Either end. And why not?
(Small Beer, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

common decency
thgat and the fact that you could only get sloppy seconds after me.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:28, archived)

wanking cockspiders!
d'ya reckon she sweats much in that PVC?
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

The last three words
aren't needed
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:29, archived)

or could be replaced by
"for a fat lass"
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)

That's just
a bit nasty. Woo though.

TJ: Did someone on here have a bad experience with 3G a while ago? Reason I ask is that I might get one. Just thought I'd get some feedback.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

I had a great experience
Beta-tested for three, they send me five phones for 198 notes deposit, used them for nowt for 18 months and then sold them on Ebay for about 450 notes. Suckers.

Mind you, the phones are shit and the coverage was terrible. But that was 2 years ago.

I'm not helping am I? sorry
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:30, archived)

Jammy bugger...
Phones look ok now, the old ones were bricks, but I'm concerned about coverage.
Mind you, anything beats T-Mobile up my end.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:33, archived)

Yes.
Phones up your end are painful and the reception's awful.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:35, archived)

Tell me about it.
A P800 stings like buggery.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

noooo
anal sex hurts like buggery ....
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

But
a 9210 can reach places you never knew existed!
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

painfull
but nice when on vibrate
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)

the prob I had
was that if you go over from 3G to 2G reception in the middle of a call, it drops the connection. That gets really fucking frustrating

That and I couldn't lie to Mrs Badger about still being at work when in fact I was in the pub, because she used to video call me. devious woman.
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:37, archived)

Does that only happen when you're moving?
Or randomly?
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:38, archived)

Three are the biggest pile of cunts going. Oh yes
thehankster.blogspot.com/2004/07/three-mobile.html
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:41, archived)

Crikey..
Doesn't sound too good. Maybe I'll rethink. Getting mixed vibes which confuses me.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:45, archived)

pretty much only when you are moving
but the train from london to bracknell (my commute) drops 3G about 6 times in the whole journey

in other words, a shitter :(
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:48, archived)

I just got a three mobile phone
no probs with coverage in oxford, AND the phone even fits in my pocket.

Bonus.
( Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:34, archived)

Cool
cheers. I'm in Brum so the signal *should* be ok. Living next to an airport however was a problem for T-Mobile. Something to do with Nazi Germans and radar.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

Nyargh! That's truely horrific
Look at the amount of concealer!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:28, archived)

Anything with Kilroy in it is good in my opinion
img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/jrx575/killroytg.jpg
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:28, archived)

Hurrah!!!
A wank and wipe Kilroy!!!

It's Christmas come early!!!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:28, archived)

Dont you love french postcards?

"Asinus" was just askin for a modification
(Pigmash, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:23, archived)

I just wrote a love letter, I just want to post it here,
for posteriority.
Dear Love,
For many years now, I have been wanking over polaroids I covertly took of you.
I can't stop thinking of you, and it gives me a huge throbbing erection.
Please let me fuck you. I promise to be gentle to start with.
Sincerely,
SSG
xxx

Do you recon she'll think it's romantic?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:23, archived)

You big
softie, you..
( Laughing Boy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:23, archived)

I'd scrap the gentle part.

( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:24, archived)

yep. I agree
don't make promises you can't keep

oh ... and never put your genitals into anything you're not sure they'll come out of.

sound rules for living.
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

or a teacup full of TCP

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:32, archived)

Hmmm
that must come pretty close to "something you're not sure they'll come out of"

perhaps I should have added the word "intact"

Still, each to their own. some people like sandpapering their plums, so I'm told
( the mighty badger - a kiss with a fist is better than none, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:35, archived)

Now,
*that's* more like it
( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:24, archived)

I don't know
I think numnah is a bit picky.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:24, archived)

ha ha haha haha ha h
yeah! right.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

it's to matsimpsk.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)

if she doesn't
kick her in the fanny
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

Too
needy.
( tomsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

Replace the word "love"
with the word "slag" and all will be perfect.
( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

You lovey dovey cunt.

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

i don't think she'll believe the "huge" bit

( popt_art, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

it's true.
i get one in the post each time.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:30, archived)

2nded

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:30, archived)

Oh, this is John Wayne speaking

I want everyone of you to have my babies
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

I love you.
Do me now.
And don't worry about the gentle part.
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:30, archived)

as long as you can back it up
I see no problem with this love note.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:50, archived)

Woo
Look who is in my local paper..

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:18, archived)

Pfft!
Well done, woo and a yay!
(Crumpet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:19, archived)

yay
svenno
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:19, archived)

Svennotastic!

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:19, archived)

Could you explain the tooth icon to me please?
Or is it just a tooth for the sake of being a tooth?
( Laughing Boy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:23, archived)

Yes.

( tomsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

OK...

( Laughing Boy, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

Glad
we got that cleared up.
( tomsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:28, archived)

Well done that man
10 Points
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:20, archived)

Rarr!
Well done!

You've made him very happy!


( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:21, archived)

hah hah hah

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:24, archived)

yay
two dancing svennos and a duck sucking buck on my screen
*spacks*
(stone the crows, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

Now they're invading
real life. Telly next. Whatever happened to that b3ta TV idea, BTW?
(Small Beer, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:21, archived)

yay!
but its further proof that local newspapers no longer cover news!
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:21, archived)

A blatant
Plug for tesco organic products


Sneaky woo
(waxdart went to comedy death., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:23, archived)

.

Click here to spack out
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:14, archived)

er...
Duck Rogers...?
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)

haha
great sucking action
( corington, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)

oh dear
that is quite wonderful
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)

that's
how they make foie gras, you know.
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)

Random and weird
and strange and stuff. I liked it.
(Small Beer, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)

Buck sucking duck?
Excellent.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)

buck suck duck!
Woo!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)

fantastic
you frightening mentalist
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:17, archived)

woo and yay
sir
a beady beady beady beady buck
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:18, archived)

Hatstand!

( Red wine and cheese., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:19, archived)

I have a whole factory
www.kolonel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bucksucker.html
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:20, archived)

*spacks out*
mmmnngg!
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:22, archived)

i thought it was "Duck Snoggers"
(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:23, archived)

Yaaay!
Duck Rogers?
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)

He will be after a few more hours.
:)
( Kolonel, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:33, archived)

...

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)

Woo!
Off to Hull you go!
(badger of doom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)

Oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear oh hoh hohohohohoho!
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:13, archived)

That made me laugh like a giddy kipper.
Nice one.


( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:13, archived)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.


Nicely done, though; actually a quite creepy idea.
(Small Beer, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:14, archived)

ha ha ha
be with you in a minute dear, i'm just going to clean the bath.

huntly and carr = comedy gold.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)

Don't they make biscuits as well?

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:17, archived)

THEY'RE AFTER MY CLOTHES!!!
THEY'RE AFTER MY CLOTHES!!!
THEY'RE AFTER MY CLOTHES!!!
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)

Truly, you are a reverand of evil.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)