hey it's another picture i made in paint. woo paint!!

www.ImageShack.us
(Shalom Haknak Shalom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)

its very accurate

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)

yes
I feel that ducks created in MS Paint are often portrayed quite unfairly.
(Shalom Haknak Shalom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)

i mean
all i can see is a redex

edit: although apparantly its just me
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:44, archived)

Same

(r3load, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:44, archived)

agreed.

(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:45, archived)

thirded
or is it fourthed?
( Paper Tiger, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

fourth.

(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

are you fourthing
or are you saying mine is fourth in which case yours should be fifthed.
( Paper Tiger, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)

well yours is fourth.
but i already thirded.
(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:48, archived)

*Head explodes sending sticky body juices all over the room*

(Above statement may be descrition of penis not head)
(r3load, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:48, archived)

confusing
I'll just say sixthed for the hell of it
( freakimus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)

well technically you fifthed.

(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:53, archived)

yeah but...
arghhh


ah well, seventhed
( freakimus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:53, archived)

SIXTHED!

(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:55, archived)

damn!
anger! frustration! intense upsetness!
(Shalom Haknak Shalom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

I can
see it fine, weird
( freakimus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:50, archived)

This duck...
*looks around for SSG*

Edit: Am I the only one who can see this duck/fuck/truck/muck/suck mash?
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:44, archived)

I can see it
and hurray for SSG's This Duck.. picture
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 18:06, archived)

redex, but I'm sure it's a great image
TJ, I got an icon, I got an icon tralalalalaaa - fully recommended!
( spagaroony, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

i donated a couple of days ago
haven't got mine yet, like your monkey though

/edit yes i have woo!
( Chumfatty, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)

cheers
He sez his names....

.....

.....

.....

.....SPANK

(doH!)

/edit Wooness to your molar
( spagaroony, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:53, archived)

...


yes you have
(The World's Tallest Midget, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:54, archived)

Yes thats a good MS paint

u silly person
/edit am i the only one who cant see it now? :(
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

y o
here, you dropped these
( freakimus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)

No redex for me
Huzzarr!
(derren, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:49, archived)

Woah
You must be magic
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:50, archived)

and hes not
even called trevor
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)

They
must be Derren Brown! ARR!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:52, archived)

can't resist, must resist, can't resist ...
trevor?

should have resisted - spineless
(derren, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:55, archived)

Everyone Loves Magical Trevor
Because the tricks that he does are ever so clever
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:58, archived)

Absolutely brilliant
I am proud to have asked about trevor!
(derren, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 18:09, archived)

Order your copy now!

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)

EWHAHW

(Krowten, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)

i always thought
that jim varney looks like what the goatse fella probably looks like.
(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)

Ditto
And proberly having that expression on his face when he bent over and posed for the picture....especially if those werent his hands...
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)

Matsimpsk!

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:48, archived)

*blows kiss*

( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)

That's what I call
value for money!
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)

I would

(r3load, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)

i have
doh!
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

Wanker

(r3load, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:50, archived)

Whilst exploring the depths of my back yard...

(BarneyBob, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)

Wo to ickle alen gnomey tittymarch
and an extra woo fo the pixeliness!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)

Ta
and Ta for MS Paint when GIMP crashes because of fonts
(BarneyBob, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)

i thought you said pixieness
altho it is kinda pixieness..being a g nommy and all.

*ponders*
(polystyrene_daffodil, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:53, archived)

Alan! My hero!
trapped for ever in the body of a gnome....
/turns towards the window & looks sadly but wistfully into the distance
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)

Your guess as good as mine

told ya id do another no hands
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

kitten
knitin' mittens, flag of britain
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)

the kittens been bitten
:(
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:37, archived)

oh yea
didnt see that
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)

A written kitten knitting mittens
in front of the onion jack? *confused

edit: ooh! a written bitten kitten knitting mittens in britain?
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)

Brrrittaaaiiiiinnnnnnnn

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:37, archived)

hehhehehe...onion jack
Thats cheered me up :D
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)

onion jack?
pffft!
( freakimus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:52, archived)

knittin mitten for no-hands kitten burstin through a flag of britten (written)
:)
/edit thats kinda smitten
(Lucy-Furr, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)

kinda smitten, huh?
way to be sensical.
(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)

*Falls over Anime style*
||n_n||
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)

In the rush to guess the 'itten rhymes,
no one has mentioned that the image is actually rather woo
(derren, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)

Cheers Derren
its supossed to be (i think)
In britain, a written kitten wearing knitten mittens wasnt smitten when bitten
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

nice rythmn!
late afternoon poetry in motion!
(derren, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)

a pinch of woo
with a sprinkling of yay

(i actually typed 'a pinch of wee 1st time round)

very rhyme y, and a kitten also..nother woo!
(polystyrene_daffodil, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:44, archived)

how
about shitten, think harder next time
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 18:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3532178
( mofaha, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 18:25, archived)

.
Alton Towers has been found guilty of making too much noise. [clicky pic for news]


(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

That am Woo
I love teh mock
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)

Its making sound pollution
causing sound wave rain to fall and destroy buildings and cars
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)

...
Damnations! I feel sorely let down in myself, I thought i was on bbc news till I got to the badly shopped ear muffs...

Woo for inducing foolery.
(cherias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)

I thought it was real!
Until I saw the URL and the prase "bash them over the head with sticks"
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)

.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/3528124.stm
it is a real story..

i read it on the train this morn

[edit]ooooh ive got a toof
( mr mixin The dogs like it, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)

No Screaming !

(bennoart, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)

well I live
right across the street from Disneyland and no one there complains about the noise or the fireworks*.

pfftt... chuffing British with your "social rules" :D

*They pay us off
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)

...
bits of it are real some are not.........
(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)

I like a furry muff

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)

haha
"In addition Alton Towers has also employed staff armed with sticks to bash the riders on the head if they scream too loud!"

it fooled me till then!
( freakimus, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)

Earlier this afternoon...
there was a lot of thread wasting.

my cat only allows me to go on the computer so she can see fluffiness and funi pictures.

My cat cried at the thread wasting.



(i wanted to animate sum tears but i jsut cant get my head round how gosh darn it!)
(polystyrene_daffodil, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)

Awwwwrr!!!
*cries*
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

it's a fair call
but I would have thought having to use a turqouise imac is enough to reduce most felines to tears

*runs for his life from the pro-mac backlash*
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

i'm with you
imacs can suck the proverbial big one.
(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

Seconded

(r3load, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

Cheers
I trained my cats to piss on powerbooks.... because I'm a cnut, really.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)

Im trying to make mine to load my copy of photoshop on my powerbook
I certainly cant, another dodgy copy :'(
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:37, archived)

It's a plan
My cats are exceptionally good at typing qweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwqreqwewqewretryterowyneqnpnq on my PC.

and shedding hairs on the keyboard, chasing the mouse pointer and sleeping on the scanner. Not tried getting them to install software yet though

*makes mental note*
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)

*when i had a computer, im at uni*
one would scowl at me stting on top of the moniter making me feel bad skiving off work while the other rolled on the keyboard/my lap getting hairs everywhere. That one *suki* I think likes the sound of typing
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)

scan them!
scan them!
(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:44, archived)

scan em
shop em
post em
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:49, archived)

Keeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaccccckkkk

( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

i actually haev a big huge massive pc
but the cat wudnt sit near to it cos she was so upset abuot the thread wasting.

i hate macs, but they look prettier in pictures.

Molly (the cat) says she is not going to look at b3ta.com for at least another hour because she is so upset.

See what theyve dun!!
(polystyrene_daffodil, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)

my mates cat
is called molly. But she's black and white, so unless you are using a stunt cat, it's not you.

Poor kitty. give her tuna to make her happier about life.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:37, archived)

i shall give her ham
as we have no tuna.

she has returned to the room to claw my leg but has made no attempt to look at the screen yet

(its sad cos usually she sits on my knee all day looking at the pictures)
(polystyrene_daffodil, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:48, archived)

Agreed
iMacs suck huge, festering donkey balls. Dual G5s, OTOH...
( foop, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)

Awwww.
Thread wasters make me have trouble getting it up
(r3load, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

Me too.

( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

i'm sorry, that was partly my fault
i didn't mean to make your pussy leak salty tears

i really did appreciate everybodies advice tho

even tho some of it did make me more confuused
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

Theres is
no such thing as threadwasting.
All the threads are a wonderful mix of a rich tapestry known as B3ta.
(Krowten, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

awwww
that is wonderful. btw just had adsl plugged in, I can come back to b3ta. i missed the bukkake.
( MrA, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)

note the sinister eyebrows.
www.ImageShack.us
(Shalom Haknak Shalom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

simon cowell
colin powell

errr woo!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

Go ahead. guess.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:28, archived)

is the weather really
that good where you are?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:28, archived)

definately!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

well
lucky you - have a nice one. I've got to stick with boring old tapas & sangria tonight. *sigh*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

Well i wont have one
since i live on the third floor of a small appartement. No balcony.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)

DOH!
have it in the stair well & invite the neighbours...



wait for it



you'll get on like a house on fire!

(badum tish)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

*breathes in*


HAA!

i just read a 7.4 on my badum-tish-o-meter.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

I thenk
yow
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

flame
(grilled) Barber Que
(Lucy-Furr, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

almost ;)
When in doubt, check the filename
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)

i cheated
by looking at the file name

woo!
( mr mixin The dogs like it, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)

yuo
should have the barber & que on fire then i would have got it
(Lucy-Furr, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)

I'm not that good in photoshop.
All i can do is copy, paste and save.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)

I drew a picture


because I was feeling artistic this evening.
(Harris Haggis, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:26, archived)

FP it!
FP it hard!
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:27, archived)

Palindromes, eh?
Did Hannah see bees? Hannah did!
( Mally Chickmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)

ooh
i likes that taht sekil i
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)

Flee to me, remote elf!

( Mally Chickmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

What..
now you've cursed it!
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)

Aww, lovely
TJ: a caption on Newsround just said "119 schools UK say alcohol is a problem". I found this most amusing.
( Mally Chickmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

They should...
...change brewery companies then. Mine always delivers on time.

*hic*
(TwistedLucidity is a forgetful turd, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:52, archived)

you are plagiarising me!

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

That sounds a bit rude
but I don't mind if you don't.
(Harris Haggis, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

Threadjack sorry
Anybody remember that site a few days back with loads of old-school advertising? Especially people in crazy Victorian disability vehicles etc?
(doowaz, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

Jack = Waste!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

Thats no TJ,
you can't start a thread with a TJ, that defies the point!
That sir, is a TW.
(Whippersnapper, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:48, archived)

type cat brain in google image search - its fun

(Lucy-Furr, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:21, archived)

evil kitten brain eating
whores from the planet google!
/where's my spade?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

NORKS!!!
and even if they eat kittens, I still would.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

mmm
so tasty
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:26, archived)

YAY
Norks.

and a detailed study into the Removal and Study of the Cat Brain
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:28, archived)

googled it and yes... i found this after a couple of pages
www.bangedup.com/archives/TheONE8wegf7fwgg.jpg


you are correct... this is fun

sooooooo fit!
(ACE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

its
maxine carr
(Lucy-Furr, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

I see it!
oh god yes!

my fantasy is becoming real...

_______PIC IS GONE__________

as it annoyed people



Oh god I am sooooo sorry!

/straight to hell with a bucket and spade!


*digs deep hole and pukes.... this isn't fun anymore
(ACE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

thats
so wrong should have left it where it was
(Lucy-Furr, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)

so wrong... and yet soooo right (leg what the fuck... oh my god I have gone blind... oh it hurtssss it hurts so bad...) stop looking STOP LOOKING!!!!
(ACE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:55, archived)

can you put it back
cos I don't like it and you are now annoying me.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:52, archived)

fine then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ACE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:56, archived)

erm...... mod?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:53, archived)

The Olsen twins
.. I hate them like everyone does (see one of their vids here) .. however, someone just forwarded me this fake picture of them (slightly unsafe for work), so I'm all set for an afternoon of ... FWAP FWAP FWAP .. What? They're how old ? 17 ? Blimey - see you in two years when I get outta jail..
(G-Funk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:19, archived)

18
actually.
( Addyjoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:20, archived)

1. 17 is legal
2. They're both munters
( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:21, archived)

3. They are tied up in my basement.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)

pfft!

( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

4. your basement has just flooded because of the monsoon rain.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

5. I can hear their screams.
and it's getting me hard
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

don't waste it
use it.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

Thats a shame.

( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

I don't have..
..much in the way of taste.
(G-Funk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)

huzzah
for the olsen twins, just keep their mouths busy so they cant talk or giggle!
(joshs241, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)

or better still,
so they can't breathe.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

hmm
but that would then be verging on necrophilia...
...wrong, so wrong
(joshs241, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

virgin?
you kiddin?
( frox, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

Im glad someone agrees with me on this.
My mother used to watch this ooollld show where they both played this one child. And its was just so horribly sickeningly cute. Brrgg..
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:27, archived)

as long as they can still jiggle.
thats fine by me.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

17 seems a fine age, very legal.
if you lived in iowa you could have nailed them, legally, when they were 14.

but then i would have mocked you for being a paedo.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

yeah
but if you have them together they add up to 24
(flibbertigibbet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

erm...
17*2 is 34, shirly?
(The World's Tallest Midget, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:26, archived)

he just called you shirley. kill him now
or not
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)

sorry I was only counting the top half
or summat
(flibbertigibbet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)

thats rather a good fake

*fwap* *fwap*
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)

I love how the postcard on the first pic say
"Rome, Italy", as if we wouldn't know where Rome was...
And agreed, top fwappage material.
( Mally Chickmas, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

thought i'd share this

( Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:10, archived)

I really like that.
I wouldnt mind it on a bag or something, perhaps a little card.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:11, archived)

What, a freshly ripped out heart on a bag or a card?




Big woos to the piccy
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

Yes
Its cute :) Good for anti-valentines.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:15, archived)

Have a word with your butcher
he may not be able to get you human hearts but a pig's heart would be just as good nailed to a piece of card
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:19, archived)

Hmm, that could work.
The envelope would get very soggy tho.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

Its of the highest lovelyness
Absolutly top banana
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:11, archived)

why does the name
deadite sound so familiar? Is that from Warcraft?
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:13, archived)

something to do with
Evil Dead I think...
( djdirect, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

Evil Dead
I think
( wayward., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

There is Jedite on Sailor Moon.
My little sister told me.
*coughs*
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

yes
of course...

your 'little sister' watches it... hmmm. ;)

actually I've seen a few episodes, not too bad...
( djdirect, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:20, archived)

Its good in Japanese with subs.
Bad in American with violent bits cut out.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

Yes, its Evil Dead
But only used in the third (and worst) one.
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:15, archived)

Worst???
worst??? ALL are masterpieces of incredible proportions!*

*May be a lie
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)

OK sorry
Its less good than the other two
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

cracking name that is.
PLEASE keep up the terrific work.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:26, archived)

Who, me?
Thank you..
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

they are all amazing in their own special ways
1's got the jumps and the eeews
2's got the chuckles and guffaws and eeews
3's got 3 stooges humour and 'gimme some sugar, baby, it had all the lines that people quote,


/evil dead geek.
( baby wet ones, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)

They ALL have a lot of 3 stooges
1 has the homage to a plumping episode, and 2 has all the stuff with the hand.

Just got round to seeing Spider Man 2, Bruce Campbell's cameo was tip-top!
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

you could NOT
be as much of an Evil Dead geek as I am.

Trivia: in the second Evil Dead (Evil Dead 2, dead by dawn) when Ash has to cut his hand off because it's posessed, he puts a bucket over it and then a stack of books to prevent it from moving around...

What's the name of the book on the top of the pile?
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)

A farewell to arms
what do I win?
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)

Yay!
nothing but my respect and admiration.

And a lovely date with Ms. Vanna WHite.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)

Cool
Ill take it!

No one seemed to like my first ever animation down there.....too quick and nasty?
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)

Hehe
Thats rather cool. Me like that a lot
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:11, archived)

go back to deviant art!




merely joking; it's lovely.
(schnurricane, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

he he
I might do that, first i will go back to the pub
( Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:15, archived)

i like this.
*approves*
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:13, archived)

I FREAKIN LOVE IT!
that is all...





















now make more.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:13, archived)

wootiful
you should read 'everything can be smashed' by chancre solex.
( baby wet ones, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:15, archived)

reminds me a bit of

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:20, archived)

thats probably how i'll feel
when i open me heart to my crush
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:27, archived)

woo
to you, this is really nice, i like it a lot
(don rico, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)

Where's all the mods today?
I'm bored with the FA logo at the top of the FP, and there've been some very FP-worthy things this afternoon. Like this.

Ah well, chacun a son goat.
( foop, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

Reminds me of my Zombie Psyduck

Wootiful
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

Thats lovely
with a capital L
(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)

beanz

(lllnorrislll, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:09, archived)

tee-hee
oi loiky
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

...oh go on then....Bean roast.

( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

or

The Reposting whore that I am.
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:15, archived)

sorry to threadjack..
i cant post a gif from msn groups..any secret formula to get it to work??
(MrE, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:17, archived)

you've posted one down there ...
I suspect what's happened is you didn't untick the box that says "shrink image" (or tick the box that says "don't shrink image" or whatever it says) when you uploaded the picture to the group so it's thrown away the animation-ness
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:19, archived)

thankies
works :)
my learning curve is complete
(MrE, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)

make sure u havent chosen
to have it resized, thats screws up gifs, only displaying the first frame

also, don't post any of the url after the question mark, just upto .gif, otherwise the browser will download it everytime u refresh the page
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

I know I posted this pic about five mins ago, but I thought it would be better animated

(Deadite, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:09, archived)

what a whopper

(MrE, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:08, archived)

it would appear
that i cant link a gif file back to msn groups ???
(MrE, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:10, archived)

If it's supposed to animate
you need to make sure the MSN uploader doesn't resize it. that borks the motion.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:19, archived)

MSN is a bit annoying
If you let it resize a GIF, it fubars any animationalatedness contained therein. So always remember to click the "Leave my sodding GIF alone" button.
( foop, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:20, archived)

sleep.....
Those little slices of Death..

(flibbertigibbet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:05, archived)

ahh
the little death
le petite mort

then I wipe my cock on the curtains and open another tinny

edit woo yay couples with teddys disturb me
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:07, archived)

the teddys are where all the evil lives....
Fact
(flibbertigibbet, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:10, archived)

well I can see that
its in its cold dead eyes
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:13, archived)

damn,
you must have incurred negative optimisation to make such a small picture that big a filesize!
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:09, archived)

It contains
all the pixels sucked out of other peoples' pictures during optimisation.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

bloody hell
you're not wrong

(unless it has teh uplaod codez embedded in it)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

Teh BMP!
It's a BMP-compressed jpeg file
( frox, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:15, archived)

ITS TO HOT TO BE FUNNY (in Germany)

(FoxA You can't arrange them by penis., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:03, archived)

its too
obscure to be funny here
nice drawing though
( ferret charmer, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:06, archived)

Little bit of fun here...
www.ukindependence.org

Anybody care for a spot of googlebombing?

It's a tad NSFW btw, although the video quality is poor. Currently trying to improve it....
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:03, archived)

Don't we all
have to decide on a word to use in the link for googlebombing?

I'm using 'ukip'

edit: i think the movie is very spiffy, btw. But you already knew that ;)

edit x2: ooh! our profile pages probably get googled too, don't they? Linky now added to that too ;)
( mechamatsimpsk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:05, archived)

Often felt like doing that myself
Very well done
( Goatpod, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:06, archived)

Oh that video is fantastic!
I couldn't stop giggling all the way through it!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)

I chuckled...what was the original?
;-)
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:08, archived)

i thought that
brought out the best in kilroy(sinister)-silk
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:09, archived)

what is googlebombing
and how is it achieved?
(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:11, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googlebomb
( ferret charmer, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:17, archived)

ta muchly

(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:21, archived)

basically
if scores of people put up such a link in their web site:

UKIP

Then Google starts thinking "Hey if all those people think that address is realted to ukip then it's must be really related to ukip!"

Example: go to google and search for "cunt"
first link is by a b3tan
( frox, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)

i'm not sure i fully understan the googlebombing technique
if i were to simply add a link to that site, with the text ukip, in my profile, would that help the cause?
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

Hahahah!
*points*

It's you in the shopping centre, isn't!!!
You're fooling no one.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

Chris Morris
is a god.
( mofaha, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

Secondededeedded
.
(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam?

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

Ha hA!
Morris is teh coolest!
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:15, archived)

That...
...is the best thing I have seen in ages.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:16, archived)

Oh jesus!!!
That's the funniest thing I've seen for a long
time, although my customers were giving me a couple of funny looks!
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:18, archived)