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# similarities...?

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# a keen observation

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Nice. Two wheelchair-bound spackers
conflated. Woo? Or maybe:
Tickets, please!
:)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:54, archived)
# ha
could'na help meself.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:00, archived)
# aw hell..
that's it then?
i spent minutes!
the delivery may be a lil' weak, but the idea's inspired, no?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)
# cassglock?
members.jcom.home.ne.jp/2110342001/catprin/english/index.html#nekutai
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# I take it
you haven't seen "Cat Town" then?

They are great, aren't they?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# pffft

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
# I like that page
All the cat's appear to have been naturally sponged :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# First time I've seen it.
Jebus H. Kee Ryst.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
# HOW many Yen? Ow!
Not as glasscock as...
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1054597.html
Ananova, via Interfax, claims that remains of an alien device, and a ship, have been discovered near Tunguska, site of the 1908 explosion...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# the real cats look much less thrilled
than the cartoon cats
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:58, archived)
# bloody hard to trawl glassco for anything involving angelfire
so this may or may not be gc www.angelfire.com/art2/lovies/babydidoll2.html
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)
# holy moses
[hides from the world]
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# I love that
and it's bollocks.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# ferris
beuller's mate ?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# yes
with swapped eyes.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:55, archived)
# That's quite interesting
and original too. Woo to that.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:53, archived)
# The Horror of....

THE INVERTED ARK!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:43, archived)
# pfffffffffft
bucking frilliant

edit: is it a 'kra'?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# that is..
..the smartest thing I've seen. ever*

*may not be true

W/Y/H
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# pfffft

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# haha!
woo!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
fantastic!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# hehehe
have my brand new wooyay

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# fuck me
barnaby bear?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Never
call me Jack or James.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# i will sing
my way to fame...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)
#
barnaby bear ?

Isn't he the bear called Jeremy?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Both
it appears.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# yesss
(or "Colargol" in France and Poland)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:50, archived)
# My word
that brings back memories from a very very very long time ago.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:53, archived)
# From weirdness, goodness.
Woooooooooooooooooooo.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/3576389
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
#
Wow Yay

I guess the unicorn lived.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# supurb!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# this is what we want!
brilliant
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Home of the Baguette

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:42, archived)
# so far this is unjustifiably unwooed.
woo.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:49, archived)
# 2nd
ed.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:00, archived)
# pea roast
from wee hours

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:41, archived)
# pfffft
the guy on the bottom right, is that really what the armed forces are coming to?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:43, archived)
# "special" forces
:)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# arf
in every sense of the word
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Special ...
like the bus!
But I saw it the first time, so do I get to shout something about filthy repost whores ???
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)
# one word...
infantry
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# teehee!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# arf
another word "american" sorry
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Reminds me of Harry Potter
but happier.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)
# He's just small enough to fit inside a bazooka

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Great Product Ideas: Celebrity-Flavoured Pet Food


had to get it out of my head...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:40, archived)
# So the cat
hated him all along? A 'woo' and a 'yay.'
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# 'adn't t'ought o' t'at...
... more like how much dogs like the taste of postmen in general...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Postman pat, postman pat
etc

Woo!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# "I want one"....



Anyone know how I should re-phrase "Dad, i need more money until my student loan comes in"?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Dad, Im looking for a job
can you lend me some petrol/bus/train money
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:40, archived)
# dear father
in order to be able to reflect the great wisdom that radiates from your being i require financial input.

or another way .........

give me money fascist bully pigdog
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:41, archived)
# How about
"Christ, taking it in the brown eye for money really smarts the next day!"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:43, archived)
# But if you say that,
he might stop paying for it altogether...

;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Dad,
please send me some more money. I've run out of crack.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# But then
Neither was his girlfriend
Little Miss Bondage
this toy actually sits on my desk at work /sad!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:36, archived)
# :)
+
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:40, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Arf!
That's the first thing today that's made me laugh out loud.

Have two dozen woos and a pound of yay.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# why thankee!
/starts building cabinet for woos and puts yays in the fridge
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Woos in a cabinet? What are you thinking, man?
Eat them while they're still hot!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:57, archived)
# ?

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:59, archived)
#
captain scarlet
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Dum dah dum da dum

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:05, archived)
# That is out-
fucking-standing
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)
# The new Mr Man
Was not welcome in most Schools
mr BDSM
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Mr Gimp?
Or just 'the'? Woo anyway. :)

Can't imagine Arthur Lowe doing the voice to this one, though.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Oh I dunno....
by the way his name is Mr BDSM... I put it in alt text, cause I forgot to put it in the pic :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:39, archived)
# is that his nipple
or an orange ball mouth stopper
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:40, archived)
# whatever
you want it to be... coz he's your bitch!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:41, archived)
# sweet!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Spastic horse...


Yes....they tile!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:35, archived)
# yay
*prepares for tiling competitions*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)
# :D



(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:56, archived)
# This is a fine thing.
Good motion.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Woo!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# He lacks the style
of spastic horse
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# What on earth is a .bob file?

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:58, archived)
# very well done
woo
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Like my new iron-on T shirt?

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha
great
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE!
THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE! THE GOATSE!

Clever. Hardcore pr0n you can wear in the street.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Porn: "Images intended to create sexual arousal"
Well, goatse is definitely explicit, but the idea of someone deriving sexual gratification from looking at it is, frankly, even more terrifying than the image itself.

Edit: cool shirt though! If anyone recognises it you just know they're 'one of us'. A bit like Fight Club, as someone remarked the other day.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:34, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Argh!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# cool
I want one
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)
# interesting
although gaming nerds may take it to mean something else

come to think of it...
"Hey, like the t-shirt. I've been there once or twice. Really enjoyed it."
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)
# pfft
Sprite meets CRT
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)
# *hmmm*
*looks for iron on paper

hope you don't mind me copying that idea
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Not at all.
Resize width to 8"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Better?

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:53, archived)
# That looks a bit like the Japanese flag.
Which I guess is where the expression comes form.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:56, archived)
# I'm trying to get a word into circulation.
Why?

Because I can, that's why.

I want to hear you using this word a lot from now on, and in a few months if I don't hear people on the street saying it I will be most dissapointed in you lot.

The word? Floof. It means to sigh deeply. Try saying it, it's a really comfortable word.

And for no reason, here's a little animation of some blob thing floofing.


Now go forth and Floof!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)
# *breathes in......*

"floof!"

i love it!!!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)
# I'm considering emailing
the magic donkey to try and get it into the newsletter. Should I?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# if it pleases you
why not?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Yes
you've got my vote!

Floof...back to work i go
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Korinj
verb. 1. To make up a word for the sole purpose of making a rhyme for a word with no rhyme.

noun. 2. A word made up for the sole purpose of making a rhyme for a word with no rhyme.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)
# wish i'd known that!
i won a prize at school (a few years ago) beacuse i fucked up a word completely and they thought i was korinijing!
i said "sleathily" instead of "stealthily".
ironically, i was referring to a kitten!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:33, archived)
# I'm in.
I use a similar one - plouf. it's a hybrid of poof and blouse. It's derogatory.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Floofing
I floof regulsrly!

**FLOOF**
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)
# I think it may be already taken
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=floof&f=1&sourceid=Mozilla-search
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Ah, but that's just the Urban Dictionary term
If I can get people to use ours, it'll soon be voted off and replaced.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)
# clearly inferior

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)
# I like the new definition better
than either of those.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)
# A secondary definition
might be the noise made when you throw a pillow or blanket onto a sofa or bed. It hits and keeps it shape for a fraction of a second, then floofs as it collapses a bit. Looks like your sighing animation is sorta doing the same thing.

/blabbering
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:36, archived)
# I move to create a new word!
Keeping on the theme of onomatapoiea*, I give you:

bdloop - the sound asscociated with video footage of a mushroom sprouting, sped up a lot.

Just say it out loud.

*suck on THAT for spelling!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:41, archived)
# That might also work
as the sound made when Mario eats a mushroom...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Doesn't that already have a sound?
A sort of doi-DOI-DOI!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Oh, yeah, that's right...
...I must be thinking of something else. It's been awhile.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Tell me about it.
Oh, you mean since you played Mario Bros?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Since I ate a mushroom.
Why, what were you thinking?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:59, archived)
# That thing that men think about every eight seconds.
Allegedly.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Shamunga!
The little-known, used only by me fifth woo word.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Happy...
Shit Post Thursday.



www.ubersite.com/m/41463
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:25, archived)
# woah
www.b3ta.com/board/3586980
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)
# nothing wrong with a bit of bigness as long as the file size is ok

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# I agree.
But i just like having an image like that at my disposable.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Can't....quite .....make it ....out
Must strain.....eyes.....
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)
# pope yoda drew me this in exchange for a vector...

i decided to color it last night. ^_^
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:12, archived)
# He looks a little sad.
It is a very nice drawing.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:13, archived)
# It is indeed a very nice drawing
and wondeful colouring.
Although, slightly worryingly, I read it as

"It is very nice that he is drowning"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:18, archived)
# haha
and I read that as "kill them. kill them all. they're all laughing at you, you worthless nobody. do it now. are you a man or not? do it now!"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:21, archived)
# You read
a lot of things like that, don't you?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:23, archived)
# yes sir mister mystery bob, if you say so.
but couldn't I use the hedge cutters instead? it would go so much faster.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)
# As long as you keep the carpet clean
you can use whatever techniques you like!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:25, archived)
# yayyyy!
here panda panda panda!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)
# I didn't even see actual words,
I just saw goatse.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)
# I just smelled it.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:40, archived)
# "I love the smell of goatse in the morning!
It smells like...like some guy's hideously distended ass..."
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Woo to that.
TJ: Some of you C#-coding types out there might enjoy this:
Hack messages on HP printers

If anyone manages to compile this, a copy to betabadgerATbenchfort.co.uk would be appreciated. Ta!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:21, archived)
# "We can build a better badger trap,
but Nature always builds a betabadger."

Apologies for nonsense.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)
# Aye, sorry about that.
I blame Darwin.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)
# foooooof!
msn?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)
# bah
^_^
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:35, archived)
# ...

(No pun intended)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:05, archived)
# pfft!

*wipes spittle of screen*

woo to you!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Agh!
Teh .bmp!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Ah! Teh 24KB!
I mean a file that size is gonna freeze even the fastest connection. ;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:10, archived)
# *sarcasm detector splodes*

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:10, archived)
# ooh a sarcasm detector
what a marvelous invention

*bang
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Pffft

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Best. Capybara. EVER.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:14, archived)
#
;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:11, archived)
# It's a jpeg
which has been renamed .BMP for some reason.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)
# liar

thats a good pun, you should be proud
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# hehe
Thou arst an loon, sire.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:07, archived)
# haha
nice :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:10, archived)
# ahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaa
and it is TRUE!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:10, archived)
# finished it for you

couldnt be arsed to animate thou
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)
# c'mon, give uncle a kiss...

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Ooooh I say
I w.....wouldn't..
reminds me of my first kiss, more tongue thatn teeth mind
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:59, archived)
# "Nurse! Over here with that eye bleach, pronto!"
.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:59, archived)
# just the eye bleach?!
goddamn i want that new fangled nano-bleach(tm)....bleaches you at a cellular level...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:04, archived)
# "Nano-bleach: bleaches at a cellular level"
Ladies-testicley-voice: "Ooo my mitochonria feell all shiney and new"

Announcer: "Now introducing Super-Nan Bleach: bleaches bleach. Recommended for Goatse exposure"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# better
than that twat mr muscle any day of the week:p
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:08, archived)
# seconded :)
and some eye brillo pads too would be good
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:04, archived)
# 'inhell
Euuurgh. Gadzooks, that gives me the shivers.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:04, archived)
# "I must not Fear, the Fear is the mind-killer,
the Fear is the little death that...
AAARGH! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Dune
*took frantic thought*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:09, archived)
# We're we talking about Dune earlier?
I know someone else was, can't remember who...

Edit: no, that was Routine and Roman Totale.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:15, archived)
# i'm lightly stroking my right ear while i type this
;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Holy naked molerats Batman!
that is woo
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# just found this...
i couldnt post it a month ago cos i exceeded my bandwidth


(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:55, archived)
# yay

sorry, i haven't posted it for a while ;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# evilly

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# sir
i like your biromashes
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:01, archived)
# It's good to know i'm appreciated.
Incidentally, were you that cad who kept beating me at KFM t'other day?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:02, archived)
# *giggles*

/runs off to find his bokken
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Those fights set me back about 100xp, damnit.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:07, archived)
# hehe
still makes me laugh
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# I love that so, so much
I've always had my suspicions about that cartoon relationship.
*says she with the cartoon norks fixation*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:57, archived)
# yes
you and the norkness
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:58, archived)
# i always thought
there was a certain amount of sexual tension in their relationship, even if it was just a cartoon :P
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:01, archived)
# stop it all of you
one of those characters is me!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:01, archived)
# maybe it's a sign...
;)

*hides*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:03, archived)
# *cries*

*feels insecure*

*goes to find his girlfriend*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Memo to self:
Stop breaking peoples' spirits... ;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:09, archived)
# You can tell by the blonde one's expression
that he is less satisfied about his sex life than the other one.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# haha
blonde one is me
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Arf inducing.
Good one. :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Pfffft
Must really make some new stuff to post now I have teh internet back.
*starts beavering away* *giggles at the word "beavering"* *remembers to woo*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Is that
the end of the series then?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:01, archived)
# haha, nah
cartoons dont die
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:02, archived)
# just a bandage for one frame
;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:05, archived)
# arf
precisely
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:05, archived)
# hehe
there are a few people i could send that to
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:03, archived)

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