On his days off,

Spotty loved nothing more than bear hunting.
(Xybex, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:44, archived)

noooooooo
I guess thats what he gets for hogging the limelight though :(

woo...i suppose...sniff
( elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:53, archived)

A quick sarcastic woo to my internet speed.
http://www.dslreports.com/speedtests/16419;15144;25b9fe4cf81c673ebab9488552d9aa18;3.0;www.dslreports.com/1092339525

Awful. Just fucking awful.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:44, archived)

:)
www.dslreports.com/speedtests/403298;143467;9044339622fd6b0eb88e9286b57cd23c;3.0;www.dslreports.com/1092340282
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:51, archived)

mmm
NTL just upgraded my net to 1.5mb/s but i dont have an account with that thing so i can't prove it
( tico, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:57, archived)

Try
www.adslguide.org.uk/tools/speedtest.asp

(Needs Java)
(Astatine, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:59, archived)

ooooh
ta muchly.
Downstream 705 Kbps (88.1 KB/sec) 761 Kbps (inc. overheads)
Upstream 122 Kbps (15.3 KB/sec) 131 Kbps (inc. overheads)

but dad is using the net over the network too
( tico, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:01, archived)

Hah!
699 kbps download, 467 upload
/the joy of being at work
/Edit: I reran it, it changes every time
(RedHouse, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:57, archived)

...
www.dslreports.com/speedtests/671475;310126;ef374c0418bda18016f609054978b95f;3.0;www.dslreports.com/1092340660
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:57, archived)

bah
www.dslreports.com/speedtests/766129;242743;acb7796ad494aa17981ef4dd059b6e36;3.0;www.dslreports.com/1092340851http://www.dslreports.com/speedtests/766129;242743;acb7796ad494aa17981ef4dd059b6e36;3.0;www.dslreports.com/1092340851
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:01, archived)

Woo Hoo - almost broke the 3 megabit barrier
Videotron.ca - very fast cable internet.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:04, archived)

Just a month ago
I was breaking the 6 mbit barrier. Life was good. Now my isp decides that I must live in agony with sub-dialup speeds.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:11, archived)

>>> Speed: 914 kbps (down), 246 kbps (up) <<<
You're not running anything else are you? Like P2P software?

Unless you've got a Zombie PC that hackers have taken over and are currently spamming the world with "Feed my XXX Dinosaur socks" offers?

Oh and umm...Prob not best to start a thread like this. People prefer a ThreadJack. Just a tip :)
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:56, archived)

Well, I am running emule.
But it's been doing this for the past month on and off no matter what I'm running, though this is the worst it's ever been. And it affects all of the computers on my network.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:08, archived)

Check your firewall
to see what the hell is going through it. Check outgoing and downloading.
If emule is running and sharing/downloading, it may eat your bandwidth a hell of a lot.

Edit : If you have no firewall/virus checker/correct patches, chances are you've been Zombied.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:10, archived)

I have an idea!
Since I mainly use this computer, and it's very clean. I run a virus scanner and spyware remover every day. But what I'm getting at, is that one of my other computers might be a zombie pc or have some sort of virus. Well I'm off to check that and if nothing turns up I'll see you all tomorrow, can't stand this slowness anymore.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:15, archived)

just made a new redex image
for when I fuck up posting images

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:40, archived)

oh the irony!
redex im afraid!
( tico, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

errr....
no I was demonstrating the redex image
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:46, archived)

well
im on firefox (like most people) so all i see is the usual redexage
( tico, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:54, archived)

0kb?
How odd. Very bloody clever though.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:44, archived)

how strange

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:46, archived)

-1 bit for me
oddindeed
(sndmn, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:46, archived)

Except
it only shows up as a red X if you are running IE.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:46, archived)

I made
a custom redex image - I can see it :S
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:46, archived)

I can't
as like most I'm on Firefox (or, at the moment, Spaceimpala, thanks to the Firesomething extension)
( Malchick, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:57, archived)

nooo
Godzilla Systembunny :)
( tico, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:59, archived)

You can change the redex image
it's just an image in your installation somewhere.

Edit: Try

[your Firefox install directory]\res\loading-image.gif

(Astatine, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:00, archived)

I don't suppose
you could post it, so those of us not using your computer can see it? ;)
(Machinecurse CSI: Milton Keynes, hitting your screens in 2009.., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:14, archived)

i just ran IE
and all i get is a grey box
( tico, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:56, archived)

ok, heres the deal
since im bored, the three people who give me the best reason, and a picture to go with it, will be immortalised in a cartoon drawing. The picture should preferably be in a similar style to the one i used to make the following pic, just me standing up... the outcome should be a toon like this that resembles you...



ok, cleocactra, ive been driven mad and m3esential, send me a normal pic of you (email is in profile)
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:37, archived)

reason and picture for what?

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

a reason for me to cartoon them
and a picture for me to do it
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:39, archived)

Can I acronym your name?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:40, archived)

yes you can
you're winning so far
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:40, archived)

Ok then.
Don't
ever
vice
illiterate
lemons

Daft
umbrellas
cremate
kangaroos
:
Green
roosters
of
onion
village
investigate
nightly

trick
olives

Ten
horses
eradicate

Humming
in
vines
expects
snails

already
light
breaks
under
mountains
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:45, archived)

Anyone else want their name acronymed?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:01, archived)

ooh
i'm tempted, but it'd mean i'd have to show someone what i look like
( Mushroom, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:41, archived)

because
good enough reason?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:41, archived)

no...
but since only two people have asked... possibly yes
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

there's a pic
here
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:51, archived)

ok
ill be done soon
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:53, archived)

huzzah
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:00, archived)

Oooh
The poster on the wall.. Jpop...Mmm.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:55, archived)

random poster at the manc bash
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:59, archived)

will you do me in your style, because........ well....... it would be nice?

oh well
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

no
cock off (am i winning?)
( tico, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:44, archived)

Because I want to be your friend
and I love you
and I smell nice
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:46, archived)

oh go on then
send me a pic of you (profile for email)
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:48, archived)

huzzah
[searches for pic]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:55, archived)

Because we are Chicken and Duck, Duck and Chicken
We deserve to be immortalised in cartoon history together. But not like this:

( Malchick, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:49, archived)

you make a good point
if anyone can be arsed to send me a photo i'll be lucky...
im so bloody bored
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:50, archived)

OK
Here

(foreground, not background)
Edit: some posterity shots here
( Malchick, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:52, archived)

I have a photo in my profile if you want to draw me
Wheee! Tire swing!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:54, archived)

I was arsed
i replied
do i win ?

or come second?

or even teeny weeny third ?
(mitch, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:12, archived)

Me ni my new black jumpsuit
Yeah, in the pic it's grey, but can you imagine how naff it'd look in black?


(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:53, archived)

Reason?: Ah... 'cause my nose is really runny.
www.sum41.org.uk/images/deryck.jpg
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:57, archived)

If Batman was depressed, would he Floof?


Edit: I think I'm not being fluffy. This is my last Floof post.
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)

im sure he would
but what does robin think about this ?
(Dittmeyer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

Robin's not paid to think.
He's paid to get totally freaky-deaky.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:33, archived)

Isn't he dead?
And Aunt Agatha* too?

*Only introduced because they thought B & R might look gay.**

**100% true.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:37, archived)

Excellent floofage
.
( elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:33, archived)

I typed "floof" into google and got all these pics of half dog half women pics.
vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Richard-Foley/floof.jpg

BTW: its SFW
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:37, archived)

it takes all sorts to make a world wide web

( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:39, archived)

SFW?
Just. Furry pr0n is v.v.v. disturbing as far as I'm concerned. They've even got their own online games now.

*gibber*
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:40, archived)

a quick pic of my entry for that Faithless competition someone posted about earlier...

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)

No Roots eh
wouldn't a picture of a bald person do just as well? :P
that's very woo though, well done
( Mushroom, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

Or, right - get this:
a tree, right, with - you're gonna love this - NO ROOTS!
Pretty cool, huh?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

i was trying to be
slightly less obvious than that ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:35, archived)

How dose it smell?
...



Oh no, wait a second.
(Bombast, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:35, archived)

...
...I like it! ;)
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:36, archived)

tres arty
woo
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

yay!
I changed this............... ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... into this!

(devilstick, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:43, archived)

its..
the guy from red dwarf
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:18, archived)

whoever said Andy would make it big

has got a lot of answering to do!
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

hahaha
he's been at the steroids again :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:33, archived)

some bastard slipped them into his g&t with slice and ice
when we were at that funny looking club in ny*

*i've never been to new york.
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

they seem to have done a rather good job
and what were you doing in that club anyway, when I looked in there, I thought better*

*also never been to NY
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

we should both not go to ny at the same time!
it's a foolproof plan!
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

woo
andy is back, i thought dick beattie killed him
edit/ or was that a dream?
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

i don't remember that one
maybe i'll do a mongychops dream andy episode...
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:45, archived)

ode to the ex-boyf
i apologise for this being so bad, but i did it in 5 mins. any good suggestions let me know!

(Wibbly Pig, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

certainly looks like a twat

(GoldenFanjita, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

your sleeping with the wrong women

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:44, archived)

drink it
drink it HARD
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

er...suggestions?
um...

nope, sorry
(Gimbo, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

smash the bottle
smash it hard!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

We love angry private jokes here
it makes the place seem fresher and mre friendly.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)

Sorry to do this (cos it's a bit shit when people ask these sort of questions on the board)...but
can anyone recomend a good free webhost with minimal banners or adds? I can't afford to pay cos I'm a pauper.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

anzwers.org
Unlimited bandwith/space just no linking of images or uploading+ 100MB
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

Thankyou
ever so much! (You can upload, just not more than 100Mb at a time.)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:37, archived)

Switch
your Internet to PlusNet. They're very cheap and give you a ridiculous amount of webspace features - I have their Standard dialup, £15 a month with free .co.uk domain and 250mb space. There's another 50mb space if you activate it which has access to CGI, PHP and MySQL.

www.plus.net

if you sign up, quote 'yellowmackerel' as the referal - just as a thanks for me letting you into such a wonderful ISP.

Sorry to shamelessly plug, but the post was kind of asking for it :)
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:48, archived)

I like your username
I've just this minute finished reading a Wibbly Pig story to my 2 year old
(jansenmann, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:35, archived)

re: i like your username
yeah i saw it on a book in my doctors surgery and liked it so it stuck!
(Wibbly Pig, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:40, archived)

Marg - the 'owd harpy

(Geebo, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

She'll eat your soul!
Oh. She already did. :(
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

Maggie T. vs Richard D. James.
In a soul-eating contest. Brrr...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)

hmm
grim fandango esque

woo yay
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

I never got beyond
stage one of that game.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)

why??
it's fantastically brilliant
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

I am utterly, utterly poo
at puzzle games. Myst and Starship Titanic* both flummoxed me, too.

*my spellchecker changed that to 'Tit antic.'
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

Seamless..
Oooh er.. It's after me money!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)

milk snatcher!
kill it!

oh, and woo
( techierob, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:33, archived)

...
...


(netguzzler, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:24, archived)

There's this very weird clay mation
Called: There once was a house

(I think)

In the end the Rat married the Man and painted the house yellow.

In the beginning title sequence the voice over is talking about stuff and then you see a couple of insects humping.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:25, archived)

...
there's nothing new in art
(netguzzler, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

It wasn't art
It was english: Media project.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

reminds me of that advert
for kids toilet paper (kandoo) where you see a cartoon frog wiping his ass.

sick

not sure why though
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)

hahaha
i see what you've done there. WOO.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:25, archived)

splendid!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:25, archived)

Pfft
Top punnery (or should that be pornery?)

Oh, and slight TJ: my article is now the #2 Google listing for the word "Meatshakes", behind only the Meatshakes site itself. Admittedly it's the alternative location rather than Feralweb, but it am still rather woo.
( Malchick, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:26, archived)

well done
you
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

is that an ugly duckling thing?
i met them this year and got them to sign my lp. top blokes.
(GoldenFanjita, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

pffftttt
floof
and hoopla
(mitch, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:26, archived)

WOW YAY

(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:41, archived)

never trust a man in flares

( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)

wow
Twinkle really was different back in those days!
Does it have the cut-out-&-dress dollies on the back cover?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

that's clearley a vintage copy of bunty
and yes, it was quite soft back then wasn't it.
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

Pfffffttt
Woo.
( Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:24, archived)

Aww, poor thing!





I hate optimisation so much.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

heh heh, stoopid duck
falkling for the old bomb instead of a breadcrumb gag.
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

Woo. And a chance to use my new image

( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

how very clever
and woo to the duckling
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

nice.
Woo!
Now that it's bloody finally loaded, woo to the duck anim too.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)

hehe
lovely stuff. WOOYAY
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)

ace!
poor little thing...
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)

Poor fwuffy little ducky
I would still pet him in his exploded state.
(Monkey Faced Muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)

poor little duck
how are we meant to hold him after that?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

We have a dead baby pidgeon outside our house.
Praise the heavens Erm... poor thing.

I think it fell out of it's nest.

(have a woo)
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww
that actually, honest to god, makes me feel really sad
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:25, archived)

I took a picture.
Want to see it?
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

not particularly

you macabre little sod! =P
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

awww
i spoke to someone called Miss Spong today
(camel-related incident, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)

hehehehe

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

That's nothing
Last time I went to the dentist I was seen by a Mr. Willy
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:58, archived)

Something new....
For the mods.

Its the new word for fart, apparently?
( Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN

( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

?
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

The writing's on the wall.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

Forgive me father
for I have sinned.
( Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

i thought it was for a sigh.
apparently you've high-jacked it
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

That is a sigh. Its just coming out the other end.
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

fair
doo's
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

grauenhafter anblick
und der arsch is auch nich hübscher
(Dittmeyer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

Ha ha ha
mein Esel rock's danken Ihnen sehr viel. Er hält viel eine glückliche Dame.
( Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)

google ?
And say your Donkey that he shouldnt marry this old lady, they wont be happy together.

Edit/ I hope you understand more of my english than me of your german^^
(Dittmeyer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

Sorry to pearoast- but its more appropriate then ever
I have a summer job working on the tills in Sainsburys. Its crap I know, but it gets me money to feed my vinyl addiction (and it keeps me off the net).
Now today, i was working on the basket tills (it was a really crap day, everything went wrong) waiting for my shift to end, when someone comes up to me with a basket, wearing a "badger badger badger" t-shirt. This made me smile. Alot. I know its a long shot, but if that guy comes on B3ta atall (i thought the 2 sites go hand in hand), i'd just like to say two things. Thanks for making me smile sir, I salute you! :-D


( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)

You could
have said that to him at the time.

I am sure he wouldn't have minded.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

I was scared he wouldnt know what the fuck i was on about and tell me to fuck off
/confidence & social problems :(
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

I would have said
'Oh nice shirt, the man who invented 'badger badger' is from b3ta, have you heard of that site? That's £25.40 please!'
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

you should have woo yay'ed him
woo yay is just a b3ta thing really
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

I am sure the words
woo and yay are commonly used together outwith the b3ta community.

Besides - the badger appeal goes far beyond b3ta - he might never have vsited this site.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

"Outwith" is a word...?
How come I've not heard that before?
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

it's fancy speak
for 'outside of'
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

Really?
I thought it was an everyday word?

Perhaps my multifariousness of cant is more scopious than I first conceptualised.

Or maybe I made it up - it doesn't seem to be in teh dictionary.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

What about teh addition of houpla and maybe panaowie
You could have asked him if he had teh uplaod codez!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

you're allowed
to smoke at the tills? Nice
(gimpy86, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

That was me.
Err, not really, seeing that I'm on a different continent.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

I miss working in a shop
and chattering insanely to scared looking customers.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

Hahaha
I was driving with a friend in the country. I saw a badger on the side of the road and started to laugh hysterically. My friend had no idea what was wrong with me.
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

and,
pray tell . just what is wrong with you ? no iccy details please
(mitch, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

I must have been suffering from B3TA withdrawal
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:52, archived)

*salutes*
fellow Sainsbury's 'colleague'
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

-fist in air- ;D
together, we make shopping "easy, enjoyable and inspiring"! ;)

/training video
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

That Biscuit!

More Crap
(Hairy Midget, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:12, archived)

We have to stop meeting like this. Seriously.
Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL.


Agh. you edited.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

The Captain is evil
but woo. :) Buggerised linky.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

arf!

( rogan, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)

HAHAHA
fantastic
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)

hehe
i never knew wee wee was flammable or imflammable if you like
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)

thats why its lighter fluid
.
(Hairy Midget, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

flammable wee
would be more fun, then you'd have a proper excuse for why it burns when you pee.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

Capt' Biscuit is my hero !!!
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

I'm the only gay in this village.

(FunkyPyro, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:12, archived)

Did you edit that?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

LOL
yes. they're not really kissing! They're on oposite sides of the original photo :p
(FunkyPyro, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

I see
Then it's quite woo.

Have an early woo


( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

Is one of them
you?
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

'pollogies





who are they?

/slow
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

mates
of mine.
(FunkyPyro, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

You have to remember
that private jokes don't go down well with 1000's of people who don't know you.

OR people who don't give a flying fuck on what you think of a lad in your class.

/cock
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:24, archived)

'ning folks

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)

awwww
can i kiss it ?
(mitch, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:05, archived)

you can if you want to,
but don't blame me if you catch something :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)

arf!
very nice pic indeed though.
Please to excuse my audacity in threadjacking your lovely infectious feathered friend, but I have a question for those who are loitering here at the minute.
As we have seen recently/for ages, we have got this bloody annoying 'threadwaste/but it's only a messageboard' argument going on. To me, as we bloody know (snigger) I don't give a flying fuck, but loads obviously do.
It seems it hasn't been done before or it has and it's link hasn't been spammed enough. Hows about a b3ta manners kit? I'm happy to put my shoddy HTML knowledge to good use to stop this rowing going on for eternity. Basically, if anyone posts something completely irrelevant, we could automagically spam the link of the kit? Seems that the FAQ doesn't quite seem to be doing the job on this bother.
Answers here..email..carrier pigeon..
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)

I'm pretty sure nothing exactly of this type has been done before.
As long as it has sections for newbies AND whingey veterans, I'm all for it.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

I shall include all. :o)
Any suggestions welcomed, would prefer any serious comments to be emailed to me (address in profile) as I have had a drinkie..and may forget important stuff. oops.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)

that sounds like a top plan
it is annoying seeing the same old discussion time and time again.
In my opinon there is no such thing as a TW, but reposting annoys mightily
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

personaly
i couldn't give a toss who says what . some nights i like pictures and some nights i like words , words about anything
(mitch, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

personally I don't mind what gets posted (except NSFW or kids stuff)
but past week or more has been getting silly on the UK dayshift, more people will shout at some words than praise a picture, just a bit bored with it to be honest.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

good idea
i'd be happy to lend my crappy web skills to that, i'd been considering an FAQ+ for a while
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

is it a
snarling?
(bearhunt, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:06, archived)

it's a tapird
last of a rare breed
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:08, archived)

he's rather fetching, i must say!
looks like a friend of mine*


*not even 1% true
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

long time since my last post, low hummus and lack of tools to blame
Have a poorly drawn musical pun:


( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:01, archived)

Is your absence something to do with missing your computer?
I'm glad you're back. The board is a better place with Andy.
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:03, archived)

this i hold to be true
as soon as andy hummus grabs me, expect much more andyness. and yes absence has much to do with missing my pc, i'm using my parents' computer which is not nearly as well tooled as mine.
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)

WAAAAHHHHAAAAYYY!
i just say the picture you did of my username, its cool!!

thank you, i feel special now
(camel-related incident, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

yaaaaay
welcome back, you've been missed
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:05, archived)

really?
i feel honoured. i will come back
just as soon as i get hummused, though that hasn't stopped me before...
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)

"The hummus interpenetrates all living things.
It binds the galaxy together."
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:08, archived)

hehehe
how's life back home then?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

to be honest
crapful, work is a bore and i've got no mates

/whiny

you?
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:11, archived)

much the same
I hate work in the summer, too many chavs hanging round :(
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)

yay!
Welcome back.
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)

The Dog has a Decision
The Dog has a decision to make
(darkplace, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:59, archived)

Jump, boy! Jump!
/Splash

Good boy! Good boy!
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:59, archived)

that dog's name...
JULIUS...
and despite his quick death, his fame would live on.
(travbot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

no contest
double pike with a front half toe-loop
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

Depends.
Is it freshly squeezed?
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:03, archived)

That's a whole load of piss
for such a small dog.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)

and a
very large glass
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

Could be a normal-sized glass and a tiny dog,
but a normal-sized dog and a huge glass is, admittedly, more feasible.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:12, archived)

I'm trying the new word... FLOOF!
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/floof.gif
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 19:58, archived)

Funhee stuff.
Who are they? Is there more?
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

If you mean
Space Moose, the cartoon that this post is based on, there's a full archive here. Treasure it, there's aren't many mirrors of this stuff left and the original site has now been pulled.

/edit Perhaps I should have mentioned that the content (though not really the pics) is fairly explicit.... example: when Space Moose get control of a time machine, one of his top priorities is to go back in time and anally rape himself.
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:10, archived)

not my favourite usage
I'm not sure another word for 'fart' is necessary in this day and age...

/social commentary
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

"kershploik"
there, you have one. i'm a miracle worker.
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:05, archived)

That seems to be the sound of a very large and heavy poo
taking the plunge into the toilet.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:06, archived)

hmmm
it could be a prediction of what the future holds

plus, i never said it was onomata... the thing where it sounds like what it is
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)

at least you're optimistic

( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:08, archived)

that sounds like a gentle let down
ahh well, i'll pawn my kershploiks elsewhere
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:11, archived)

Not a letdown at all.
Anyone anticipating a glorious expulsion of feces is all right by me.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:12, archived)

what, ONOMATAPOIEA?
/just showing off now.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

I like the concept
of showing off while misspelling.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:11, archived)

Curses!
Foiled again...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

I thought we were
using the Deep Sigh definition (the new one)

Floof, I don't know, some people
( elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:06, archived)

hahaha
My mom calls farts floofs.

Oh, and nice picture.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)

hmm
"Fluff" already exists in the same capacity though.

I like the cartoon
(Monkey Faced Muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 20:08, archived)