Lonely being a superhero


Dirty and possibly nsfw

Sorry all was supposed to be linky thingy im only half awake sorry for all those with kids present at work and all those other people i offended
(Brother_Will, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Yes...
Very definitley almost NSFW

*goes on runescape a second or so*
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

i love the
"remove this object" plugin for firefox

so useful for stuff like that
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

sorry
.
(Brother_Will, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:38, archived)

ARGH ANGRY KILLDEATH!

( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

NSFW!!!
You twunt...

Link it.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

Um...

( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

Kee Ryst.
NSFW! Please linkify.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

that is probably
the most nsfw picture i have ever seen. not being a NSFW!!!111er, but please edit out some of the penises before posting on b3ta. cheers.


WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS?
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

some of the arms look like penis's

(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

Very sorry
very sorry all penis were removed though
(Brother_Will, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)

hmm
did you read the faq, by any chance
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

link that
quick
edit oh you did :-)
you goergeous simmering pot of scrumpletasticness
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

I think the self-censorship
could be turned up just a notch.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

possibly NSFW?????????????

( robh, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

ahahaha

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

please link
this is a global site and many people are still at work in all parts of the world and possibly have their children running about.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

fuck me
those manners are coming on a treat :-)
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

you see,
we can ask people politely and they
still don't take a blind bit of notice!


Gggggggggr, that's another thing to put in the FAQ thingy doobry!
( robh, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

he has now
and was very nice about it
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)

so very sorry
completly unitentional
(Brother_Will, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:45, archived)

how polite
and spot on
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)

sorry so very sorry
sorry
(Brother_Will, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:41, archived)

terribly sorry
very sorry
(Brother_Will, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:44, archived)

That is something I didn't need to see.
And I hope I never see it again.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

EGADS!
that man seems to have sufferd a rather nasty snake bite
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

stewie from family guy?

i have an addiction
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

i have
the same addiction
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)

I wondered that

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)

sorry all
very sorry
(Brother_Will, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:42, archived)

seeing as no one else is here
I FORGIVE YOU MY SON
Blessings of the board be with you
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

amemba panky*


*sez buh'weet
(drnuclear, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 2:02, archived)

Is THIS what you want?
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/x/hotty.jpg - I think it's perfectly safe for work, but I am sick of fighting this fight.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

nsfw!!!
get rid

edit: thankyou.. now you can have a woo!
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

I don't want a woo,
I want to be able to post a pic that shows almost no naked flesh and could in no way be mistaken for porn.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)

hot diggidy!
*turns bad religion louder*
*fwaps wildly*

i think you have made my day, ma'am

edit: jesus pissing christ, SKIN DOES NOT EQUAL NSFW! will all the 'NSFW!!!!!!!!1111' twunts please tone down a little
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Phone number?
*hopeful*
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

you are going to get me in trouble.....
Mmmmmm.... doughnuts...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

heh heh
nicely observed
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

YEEEAAAHHHH!!!

etc
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

Colouring in is it?

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

thats
just weird

woo
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

this is weirder!!

(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

Egad...
kill teh ginger!


*wants you all to note that I am also a ginger and will be killing myself shortly
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:44, archived)

yay
for festivals

i'm going to leeds in a few weeks
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:48, archived)

Scary ginger!!
kill teh ginger!!!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

Whenever you make fun of a ginger
the Ginger Militia break into your house and rub their pubes against your shower wall

be warned
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

i heard
that everytime u say a ginger doesnt exist... a rob dies....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

kill the facists
.
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

ye gods
turn down the flash
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

Looks like the black dude
in this post: www.b3ta.com/board/3587907
Except he's white.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

*hint*that's because he's the same guy*/hint*

( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

You're lying!
cause your name says so.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

haha
caught out
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

Yeah, it's from the
same pic. This is a (badly) recoloured version of the original photo that I traced round.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

If only urban hookah parlours
had Ronald McDonalds...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

the agent calls...

( tweaknik, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

hahahahahhaa
that is cocksuckingly fab
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

Couldn't have put it better myself.
Woo.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

you have two icons
you're great
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

hehehe
Top stuff!
( Dobsky, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

is he
a spunk globule?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

That's perhaps the funniest response
I've ever read since becoming a b3tan
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

why
thankyou.....:p
i just love the word globule
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

It is quite a funny word
Isn't it?
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

and I, spunk
(verb and noun)
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

head banging
spunk bubble I suspect
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

hehehe
thats great
(Spundlemoon, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

huzzah
that am ace
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

hahaha, this makes me laugh for the reason
that I get told on occasion I am 'cute' and that is my exact reaction!
(is NOT cute..ever ever ever)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

cute people
always say that
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

as said up there
I don't do cunting cute you fuck.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

oh you do!
your a cutey pie;) lol
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I BLOODY AM NOT
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

oh you know u r...
if i were a bird i'd jump you;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

I'm sure my boyfriend would be intrigued by that comment

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

i bet
he'd love the idea;) lol
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

*touches nose*
*points*
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

Can't tell
'cause your finger is in the way...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

here is the rest of me
it is an old pic and no, I rarely smile.
homepage.ntlworld.com/happyzeppelin/images/17.jpg

I'm happy inside..I just don't smile alot.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

*sings* shes a cutey*
...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

*EVIL GLARE*
stoppit
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

;)
.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

good lord
you don't, do you

evil is really the right username ;)
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

thanks :o)

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

that looks uncannily like

( tweaknik, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

arrghh
forgot about that one
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

thats lovely

( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)

Brill.
W☺☺.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

hahaha
that am woo yay!
( Sammo, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

yay
damn straight mofo.


 
there haven't been any new front pages in twenty-four hours, are the mods drunk again?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
A talking tail...


* runs and hides *
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

i know,
how can GOLD like this not get a FP?

( tweaknik, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

is 4 not enough

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

or sober again
more to the point
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

haha!
Very good.
( Nacho, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

I knew he was evil since i first saw him!

(That guy with a hat., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

:O
i love it
(Holsinki, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

Holy shit!! look at your name!!
do you really want it?...
(That guy with a hat., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

its like
return of the living panda!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

woo
wooly fucker
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

woo

oops just missed it
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

Well done
woo
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

thank
you
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

nevermind eh
I just missed 18,000 still nevermind

/smug
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

show off!!
i'm getting there!
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

thats a lovely
pic though, I suddenly feel like doing a coastal walk.
woo yay
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

thank you

( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

:D



Geddit?? Pantomine! DO YOU GETIT HUH???
(Holsinki, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

pffft
loon
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

:D
do you like sponges, I DO I LOVE THEM
(Holsinki, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

Yes
I do have an admiration for them
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

oh really?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo what about.....sherbert...?
(Holsinki, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Makes me hyper
and also makes me want to hurt things

so no
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

oh god
go on, get out
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

oh, so its like that then is it, ok...thats fine
/gets coat and dont expect any sponges from me!!
(Holsinki, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

thought I'd have a go at that Faithless compo


looks like they extended the deadline for entries
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

I finally got round to shopping the boy...

(Pearly Pearl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

aaaawwww
ickle baby!
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

right stop that
theres a whole world of sheard out there
cracks wip
I feel like you are my child and I am a pushy parent urgeing you to have the victories in life where I failed.
Woo though looks like a curious little fellow
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

hehehehe
Don't normally come on here after work...
I have just finished animating the destruction of the death star and was asked by the wife to make her a T-shirt with the boy on it...
I'll get back to work now sir...
(Pearly Pearl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

one of my rare
afterhours visits. good to here your still hard at it. Indy jones was a corker.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

that was my favourite too
I was telling Mr The Hat earlier that the final installment tomorrow is a bit hat stand.
I have managed to include a banjo and a bowler hat just for you. Should be done sometime around lunch.
(Pearly Pearl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

bowler hats
are more for dave the fedora but the banjo will be well apriciated
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)

Shameless and selfish TJ:
I have money at last (yay me) and am thinking of buying a tablet. What specific models do you recommend? It seems the good ones are really pricey (EG around £200) and I was hoping to spend under £100.

So what's good and why is it?

And yes, "anything Wacom" is a very helpful answer :P
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

wacom
volito

just dont lose the pen



around £40
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

You can get a nice Graphire
For only 79 quid. Unlike me A5 Intuos 2. (which cost £200 and has better detail)
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

so true
but students go for the volito


:)

cheap, and quite reasonable
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

Cheers m'dear
I think the Graphire is a good bet. Nice balance of price and performance.
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

or...

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

erm
that's my diy knowlege fucked then
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

When an alarm goes off,
they always shout "This is not a drill!". And the point that Magritte would make (if he were alive) is that it's a JPG, not a drill.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

I'm lovin' it

( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

Hoho!
Me likey!
( mechamatsimpsk, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

reminds me of this
which i did

( meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

That is pant wettingly lovely

(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

haha
nice
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

hope no one gets offended


but it is b3ta, and he is saying "freeze mother fucker"

i couldn't find the right skin colour of black, sorry
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

hahahahahahaha
that;s the funniest thing i've seen

EVER
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

*phew*
what do you really look like then?
eh?
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

this

(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

"Freeze motherfucker
or I'll make you lick the Jello instant pudding off my face"

...?
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

xavier?
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Arf!

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

yeah
thats the one

or wesly snipes in demo man
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

woo
I too couldnt find the colour, so went for the old pink colour.

www.b3ta.com/board/3587867
( dantl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

haha brilliant

( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Best colouring in
ever.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

thank you
now, care to give me a graphics tablet so that i can do even better?
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

All done by mouse
I'm afraid.

*saves up money for a tablet*
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

And the lovely "cleocatra"
And with that, i am done...



from here: www.b3ta.com/board/3587794
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

what a lovely way
to end the series
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

i concur

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

Huzzah!
'Tis me!

I bestow upon ye... erm... a candle and a woo yay, might as well make them both.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

didnt work out as well as i'd hoped!!


I went to Portsmouth council today - to see about being rehoused! the words fucking, stupid and morons just arent strong enough to describe the brain dead space monkeys they employ for them!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

nice pic
did you make that pompey's worst site? if so, there's no ' in tattoos
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

yeah i made it!!
i'm crap at spelling! :o(
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

Fanboy. Clever. :)
Housing department? Kill them. KILL THEM HARD!!!

Seriously: good luck with your plight.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

cheers!
i'm thinking death would be a good option! not sure who's yet!!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

Jonti and Rob
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
etc.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

oooh im jealous

(Spundlemoon, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

I know how you feel
I had to shout at the job centre people today as they do not understand how I will be WORSE off on New Deal unless they bloody rehouse me. I get to be jobless, dole-scum and in unaffordable accommodation that I was placed in by the fucking homeless unit 5 years ago. *sigh* I'll come and help you cremate the bastards.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

they are gits
they keep trying to get jobs earning 8k when i need 20k to stay afloat!!!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

fackin system
scuse spelling, that's how I actually speak after this much voddie ;) *passes a glass full cos you surely need it*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

Hs been drinking
coyder:p
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

You should come here to Spokane, WA
Where you too can be kicked out of the park like the rest of the poor folks.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

Technically, it's NSFW, and I am now a good citizen.
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/x/beercan.jpg - however it is not offensive. Unless you like funny, clever pictures, in which case you may be offended.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

I wish i had a tiny naked girl
to be friends with when i was pissed
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

I wish...
I had a full-size naked girl to be friends with when I was pissed...
(Psychotic Mongoose, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

then get from behind the computer
and get into the real world then
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

The Real World?
What is this mythical place of whence you speak?
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

Ive heard of it too
but its populated with people who dont crack up laughing when you shout "ITS NOT REAL! NO SHARK OR HELECOPTER!"
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

It's like Narnia
but there is a magical door in the hallway rather than a wardrobe. I sometimes open mine when it's Tesco delivery time.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

heh heh
you as well

I like to think of the real, as a harsh place
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

But
you couldn't put her back in your pocket when you've finished.
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

/is pissed
and my girlfriend is getting ready for bed in my bathroom.

I beleive I win

w00t
( Sammo, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

You too can be Oliver Martinez.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

who?

(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

Kylie's bloke
...see?
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

*gets the joke*
aaaaaah!!

because kylie is the size of a pint of milk!
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

Isn't he a cyclist or summat?

(the funky gibbon, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

Waaaaaaaaaah!
I don't get the joke agian.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

There is no joke.
It's just a small naked lady standing next to a beercan. Use your imagination.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

Aaaaah.
.
.
.
.

*still lost*
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

You could say she was normal height
and the Fosters is REALLY big

thus: your username's antithesis
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Mmm...boobies
A boobies pic a day keeps the doctor away.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

:o)

( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

she's STILL cold?

(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

but shes got a cool tat!!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

MIKE WANTS HER
...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

my last post of the day..
here's another loverly spot....
warning- flying sputum!

follow the link and drop some reponse, thanks!


pnxwn.url.cjb.net/
(travbot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

Happy Fourth of July?
?
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

christ on a unicycle

(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

Very well drawn.
I can't believe she even holds that silly tablet mid-coitus...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

well
it gives her something to push off of.


er, so i heard.
(travbot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

that's a very different style to your earlier one

( lemonhead, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

i tackle
..many styles, and i'm constantly evolving.
this was drawn first, and was relitively small.
the 80's kid is large, like 15x21, so when shrunk the lines look thinner. i didn't put as much line effort in 80's kid either, but it's a better piece. go figure.
i'll post more in days to come.
if you have a myspace account, join my group,
'the angry starving artist's rant-o-rama'
to see more junk.

thanks all!
(travbot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

look forward to it


yo!
( lemonhead, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

Hmm?

big if you must
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

class in a glass

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

woo!
his wife likes this one ;o)

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

looks like a good source of advice
Should I take out a pension scheme?

woo and yay
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

a quickie before bed
and a pic too :)

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

agh
how strange

woo
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

arf!
silly horsey
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

your manners page is brilliant
i like how you got through the whole thing without using the phrase threadwaste
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

If it moves it's head
It shall falleth over.

That am most definitely woo!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

That reminds me of the Mutant Animals
show that was just on five. All I was thinking was that the film must have been shopped.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

I liked the two headed turtles
and the spacky-legged cat
( wayward., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

The baldy cats amused me most
and they're not even real mutants
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

If I didn't know better
I'd think that wasn't a doctored image.
...
It is a doctored image isn't it?

edit: Never mind.... I didn't see that it's missing 2 of its legs. Argh.
Nicely done.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

Did you get the DOS info
from your firewall?
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

woo and yay

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

Woo
for the disabled horsey
(Andy-, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

yes and why not
they are big and scary and expensive and used as tools of opression by the state*

*maybe
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

if you insist
*assumes the position*

nice pic as well mind
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

For Vashthestampede...


... sorry. :o)

EDIT: *really should pay attention to the board*
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

its lovely

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

he will be in a mo
when we have a new colouring compo!!!
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

Colouring compo you say?
I'm in!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

cool, why not
hehehe, twill be interesting to see how u think that pic shuld be colored
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

Cant't be any worse
than the original photo. ;o)
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

well i shal post me, and my half life model
(the reason i got the pics taken in the first place)
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

Crazy Finnish dude
Paintmashed



I would imagine him saying

RAWK FINNNLAAANNNDDD
( dantl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

finnish?
wtf
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

go on shout it
It will make you feel better
( dantl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

hahahahahaha
strange
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

you know it makes sense

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

What do you mean?


*whistles the whistle of the innocent man*
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

hahahahaha
that makes me look far too cool
and i dont have eyebrows, which is why i'm laughing

(they're really blonde, so they're almost invisiable)
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

Ahhh,
but it looked wrong with out them so I used some artistic license.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

if you cant rip the piss outta yourself,
then you're a boring twunt
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

Same with one of my friends
On teh last day of term I used blue and green felt tips to give her multi coloured eyebrows
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

nice
!
(VashTheStampede, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

.

(benito vaselinni, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

pfft
i had a great idea for one of these yesterday, but its evaded me
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

MUAHAHHA!
*evades*
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

evasive little bastard
*shakes fist at air*
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

haha
woo
( techierob, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

Arf arf arf
Clever.

EDITED TJ: Maybe GC but still useful - Public domain photos. BTW, anyone enter this?
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

Is the board useful?
I've never thought of it like that...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

↑
We all make mistakes...
↓
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

woo to the refresh link
WOO
( dantl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

pfft
sickening.
(Machinecurse CSI: Milton Keynes, hitting your screens in 2009.., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

arf
I likes it
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

hee hee
very amusing!
( robh, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

And the final one
"feral chicken"



from this photo
www.b3ta.com/board/3587455
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:42, archived)

Nice one!
I'm not sure whether the photo or the drawing has scarier eyes...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

teh drawing
but they're both pretty dam scary
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:46, archived)

Reminds me of my form tutor


'scept my teacher has less hair.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

and looks rather..
special
( kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

goodness gracious
so many things in that pic are scary.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

Indeed
Your form tutor looks like a very woo personage.
( Mally Chickmas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

Does that say 'making ancient curses'?
I wish I had lessons that fun
(Andy-, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

Na, this stuff isn't for us year 10's
It's for the year 7's
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

They am woo!
Are you doing any more?
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:45, archived)

well i said i'd do three
but i also said i'd do you, do you have a pic?
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:46, archived)

In me profile...

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

ill start now

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

Huzzah!
If you have a picture I shall doodleth ye.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

i may have one somewhere
ill email you with it when im done
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

If were doing that...
my pics in my profile....revel in the pretty manness that is me:D
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

Yay! 'tis me!
Have a huge woo and a Twix for your efforts!
( Mally Chickmas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:45, archived)

thankyou sir
*munches twix*
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:46, archived)

That sounds very much like a euphemism
for a gay sexual act.
( Mally Chickmas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

*unmunches*

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)