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# quite amazing
as far as i can see, it's not fake.

www.boring.com
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# thrilling.

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)
#
'The name Boring Business Systems is well known in Central Florida.'

OK.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Think I've been there,
you know, when you're so bored you put in random urls to see what they are
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:37, archived)
# exactly
exactly
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Like, say:
www.spang.com

Quality electronics.
/Goodnight
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)
# that site needs
Tweakniks spang anim
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:41, archived)
# ever found anything
good that way?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:38, archived)
# www.boring.com
.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)
# i found rathergood
on a random whiles ago, followed links to this here place...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:42, archived)
#
www.knickers.com/
NSFW, but strangely informative.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:40, archived)
# www.piss.com
about five years ago.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Ahem. NSFW.
Even though it's about kittens. Strangely.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:42, archived)
# haha!
inspirational

check out www.pissface.com (absolutely NSFW)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Sort of a
'reply to spammers' site?

/compo
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:45, archived)
# "The daily stop for all the piss and skat nastiness"
its updated daily? christ...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:48, archived)
# dude
people like that shit?!! i thought it was all a joke!!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Double entendre ?

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Psst!
Come to the special place!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)
# now everyone will want the special place
heh heh "special place"
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)
# and another..guess the band

not as good..
Hint: www.b3ta.com/board/3623158
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# bowling for stew

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Bowling for soup?

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# .
damn stupid filename:(
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
#
i didn't look at the file name.

Pure yorkshire wit, ennit.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Bowling for Soup?

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# The Byrds
Go Bowling?
/lost
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
#
bit fucking big for no reason
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# The Eagles
also see below
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)
# The Eagles?

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)
# .
sorry the eagle behind hasnt got anythign to do wiht it...just needed somewhere to put the trophy rather than the snooker table it was on...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:36, archived)
# The Eagle?

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:40, archived)
# im not sure.....
...maybe....bowling for soup ?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)
# no wait i have another idea
its audioslave !
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:38, archived)
# srry it isnt
im too lazy to use the edit thing...
i thnk that had been less work than writing this new post...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:40, archived)
# Butt Trumpet?
Flannel, in Seattle!
Flannel, in Seattle!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:36, archived)
# ouch
can i guess later, its big.

yay
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:37, archived)
# is it
old cockends sing complete rust with some gloopy sack of tires to make it all wankydee
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)
# you know
he'll be dead soon
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:00, archived)
# one of those parrot scientists we've all been reading about

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)
# wheeee!

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# !!
Fantabulous!!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# tremendously good mashings

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# That am nice
and you got your name back!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha the trumps in this case are tops!

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:41, archived)
# wonderful!

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:20, archived)
# cocks, beards and videotapes.

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)
# No lie?
Woo. :)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# is that you?
YOU BIG FOOLISH FOOL!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)
# what a night.

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:40, archived)
# 'av you got a gullurlfwend

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:41, archived)
# she's sat here.
a joint effort.

quite a stunner, eh?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:42, archived)
# aye not bad
hurray for the two of you!

BUT! I still win.

unshopped
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)
# thank you
and goodnight...!

actually, we're gonna do another.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:44, archived)
# night

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:45, archived)
# hold that

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:45, archived)
# *holds it*

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] seems a bit cruel to me ...

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Cruel? Yes.
kids are great. And so was childhood.
/sad sod
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# nasty
but you feel like it at times
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# You have
technical difficulties, BTW. Up soon?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)
# no idea
Supermoore is the owner of that site, my edit was good though, I'm awaiting seeing the others
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Extreme (or not so extreme) kettle boiling!
3GP (You'll need quictime of summit) 650kb


Wonders how many people want to watch a kettle boiling
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)
# not me
that's for sure

*wanders off*
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# but it's
MULTI ANGLE!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# alright you swung it

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# 3gp
scares me, so i'm not bothering
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)
# It's the one thing
that RealOne does well
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
#
that's some fancy ooh laa laa kettle you've got going on there
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Best .mov file evah.
What the interweb was made for . Houpla.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# I was going
to add a sports type overlay, then I thought that it would require some sort of effort
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Top quality tv
mobile phone?

and what did you edit it in?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# yes, mobile
and nothing
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Well, having watched it all the way through I can confirm that it's extremely therapeutic
How do you cut so smoothely between angles?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)
# do it on
me phone like innit mate
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# This just proves
that a watched kettle never boils unless said kettle is watched by hundreds of people worldwide.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)
# That is stunning.
It reminds me of Big Brother.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:54, archived)
# hoo ha!



if i had more time it'd be awesome... i'm getting off work in 2 secs...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
*chokes* good work!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)
# *squints*
But who is that I see?!


(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# ARF
thats ace

although Mr. Beattie's moustache is entirely plastic
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)
# that made my cow mein
dribble from my nose.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)
# You must be Amerib3tan
and a wooful person.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)
# spitzenklasse!!!
hahahahahahaha....
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)
# corr
oi Blessed! Nice arse!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahaa
thats ace

as much as i like Michael Moore, His beard is indeed unevolved
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)
# yes
i like micheal moore too, but it's more of a loud and beardy evolution
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Oh, of course

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# i find he's biased

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Pfft
But yes, I do too, his supposedly valid points are sadly marred a lot of the time by his being a twat.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Oh, of course he is
you just have to look at what he says

look at what his opposition say

and filter out what could be the truth
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# I agree with tron man...

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Wunderbar!
The second evoloution directed LotR right?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Peter Jackson
It might be...

but you say "directed" whereas i say "Arse raped with a christmas tree"
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Bitter?
/saw 1&2 but gave up on three.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)
# If you have read the book
dont see the third movie
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# I thought it was excellent on its own merits
The whole trilogy was. But I can understand the frustration of extreme LOTR loyalists...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)
# acting/scenery/special effects/etc
they were all great

the only thing that i didnt like, is that it didnt stick to the plot (jumping about randomly, and missing whole chunks out)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Precisely
what I meant.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:37, archived)
# hehehehe

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] h0RnY H0u5eWives are WaiTing t0 b3 Serv1Ced!

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)
# I know those boots!
TEH FEAR IS UP HER SKIRT!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)
# the lucky bastard

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Compo it
while I .. yay it. BTW: Jebus; source pic?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)
#
source pics:

www.lizcollins.com/spring2004/images/008.jpg

thermoset.net/dan%20repair.jpg

and a house
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Compo it
woo
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)
# HINT:
its soup in the cup
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# behold

bigger
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)
# woo yay
the beach is scary place
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)
# roasted peas?
/beholds, beholds hard
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)
# no roasted peas here
though you may have seen it in the other place, should you have dropped by for a poo and a cigarette
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# ilove your work
and i would like to buy some for my daughters room? would this be possible?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# yes
it would... there's a link in my profile to my email, click it at will

I've just sent you a wee 4rthur as well... I'm also contactable via there, folks
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:45, archived)
# :)
Makes me feels like a Subway 12" meatball sandwich. A houpla to you.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Perfect as ever

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)
# lovely stuff
has anyone found my name in the hangman yet ?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Its political correctness gone mad I tell you...
..with the insane warnings given on the products that we buy, even Adult material..
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Streeeeeeeeeetch.
Yet, strangely, still woo. So: 'woo.'
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)
# Fwapping may cause Anaphylactic* Shock
*may be spelt wrong correctly
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)
# Anaphylactic?
/pedantic bastard
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Thank you
i was hoping for a pedant
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Hey,
we were warned that it might be spelt wrong
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Nice..
..edit!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Ok, this is a really old repost, but im quite drunk, and it sent me into a fit of giggles when I found it on my hard drive
Strange thing is, I cannot remember ever drawing it!


(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)
# That's probably
because you were vewwy vewwy dwunk.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)
# I just found a folder full of pictures
Lots of weird stuff, including about 20 pictures of guns, dogtags, scribbles, and a lemon in a miniskirt!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Guess what i read that as...

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Hurrah for the Fast Show!

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Hello to Drunkland.
I live there too! And your pic is woo! :)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)
# super happy weird rolling ball :)

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)
# I love his grin
I want to keep that rolling ball as a pet

w/y/h
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)
# lovely stuff !
and thanks for your vote and kind words in the newsletter Sir.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)
# no
problem :)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)
# I hereby declare this to be the apex of your board life thus far!
(as much as I can recall at the moment at any rate)
w/y/h
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)
# amazing whats on offer

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Nice
*buys 1 litre*
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# gimbo
I thank you i do.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "Perminantly Gain Length and Mass!!"

I dont know why, either
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)
# hehe
I like the notion! w/y/h
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Woo
finnally somthing other than cock jokes (*Coughs)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Cock Jokes?
Me?

The Eighth Baron of North Rydings*?

Never!**

*not true
**see above
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Deep down, I think we all knew. . .

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Agh!

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)
# godamnit
I had my suspicions!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Bill is to blame.
Bill is Satan.

TJ: Newsletter is out. GC, I know.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Pffft!
Hahahaha!
Perfectomundo!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Is there also
The same sorta thing in XP I wonder

/scrunches up eyes to see
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)
# This is (was) Alfred Hitchcock

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Crazy Mental Woo Yay!
Don't suppose you could animate it ... hard.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Like the pic isnt fantastic enough

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)
# nice
I likes that
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)
# :(
I would if I could....but i'm crap at animations!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)
# b3ta member hangman
Check it out...the code is q553ps12.
And I feel very ashamed; the first name to come up when I put the code in to try it out was my own. I didn't get it for ages.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)
# hehehe
yay!

edit: am I in here?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)
# sure are

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# You are
as am I. I've never felt more loved.

*breaks down crying*
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# i missed yours.
i apologize whole-heartedly.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)
# ooh, this is fun
my first one was molvik.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)
# i got 42 and missed 10.

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha!
my name came up second! :)

(thank you :)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
I won first time - it was rob!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)
# ...
...and just got Evil Lu!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)
# I didn't get any of that...

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)
# I did one as well. ug617n29 (fanfiction related stuff)
I'll try that out now!

I managed to get the first one

Shnurricane!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Then I won on
the voodoo priestess.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)
# oooh hooray!

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# ooooh,
that's very clever!

ps what's the music?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)
# I didn't make it
I just compiled the b3ta wordlist.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Oh, come on....
does thou knowest the source of the tune?

not being nasty, just drunk......:)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)
# 35 right
and me being the last guess, that made me smile more
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# that's v cool
my daily suprise: i'm on it!

Woo ! Yay ! and Houpla !
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and crappy

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)
# it is
right
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)
# hehe
you can't tell though! ;)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] n0 J0ke Enlarge-Y0ur-Manh00d

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)
# N000oooo teh clownz0rz!11111
Woo to pic
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)
# dear lord
that's scary
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
someone has finaly let teh clowns out after me

*gibbers*
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)
# don't worry
I'm packing a spanging spade tonight..
/limbers up
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
a spanging spade!

I really love this site, I now have a mental image of you limbering up with a spanging spade.
Brilliant!!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)
# and I sayeth unto the clowns...
you REALLY wouldn't like me when I am angry
RAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)
# you're
just frightening me now...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)
# sorry
I'll calm down now
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Clowns=evil.
This=yay.

TJ: Has anyone here ever replied to spam?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Yes
And i send them the email adrress of another spammer

great fun
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Now, that
is clever.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)
# thanks
A shame i cant "sit in" and watch what hapens...but we can dream :-)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Well, not me, because I dont get it
(I have a customized addy so no spammer can figure it out)

There was that time that a bunch of people (Betans?) replied to all the Nigerian spammers, and got them to stand around in airports holding upo signs like "Mr. Bukkake".
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)
# *screeeeech*
he used the e, the e

you are correct, someone did do that
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)
# i did once
it just made a click noise as it slid outa the tin
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Morse?
:)
EDIT: Crivens, I am very drunk now.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Go to
www.419eater.com for good replys to spam!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)
# I love that site!
*currently sniggering at pic of man with a fish on his head*
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

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