he's on a fantastic journey

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)

YaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaay!
That is super happy.
( Stickman_ben, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)

oooooooooooooooooh
nice
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)

phwoar

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)

yay!
it's almost a dirigiburble
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)

he just goes where the wind takes him :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)

aww.. loveliness!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)

I was
waiting for it to explode for some reason...

ho hum

btw: woo!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
how nice
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)

A week old but repo for compo

by Mictoboy
Smudger's Site
(Smudger Angel Heart, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

heh heh
nice
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)

nigeria?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)

alaska
oh wait

hang on
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)

hawaii
oh

feck, i'll get the hang of this yet...
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

What a git

I bet there's Champagne in that OJ too
(jansenmann, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)

That's fantastic!
i hate him, he got my name wrong once.
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)

Hi
Rev!
(Smudger Angel Heart, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)

hey andy
nice picture up there. how goes it?
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)

well thanks!
I heard your song on Andre's show!
(Smudger Angel Heart, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)

he did
did he call you dave or something?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)

Richard

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)

Richard
di you feed his dog some food, while he waited to cross the raos?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)

He visited a friend's school once.
They waterbombed him.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)

that's harsh
these kids nowadays ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

It's no wonder he's bringing in
such Draconian laws!
(jansenmann, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

woo yay.,
he's got great buns.
(Fhwqhgads, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

m.AK.e h.ER roar...! pipe

( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)

hahaha, lovely!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

Nice.
I like it, I like it alot.
( Stickman_ben, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)

Not
"I am woman, HEAR me roar"? Oh. Right. Excellent, though. Is that a very clever signature in the pipe smoke, then? That'd be awfully good.
(Lothario De Janiero, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)

it was just an odd title from some spam!
:o) so i shopped it!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

Even pipe!?
Huh, well I can... sort of see how that would work... not grammatically, of course. But then, when do they ever? These con men are very sloppy about this stuff. Tossers.
(Lothario De Janiero, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

they put random words into the title
to throw off spam checkers! :o) thats why you get xx.X s.3x s..tES boattrip! or something in spam titles!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

What if...
.. your spam blocker particularly hates yachts?
(Lothario De Janiero, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:08, archived)

Good Gravy, Help This Drunken Sod!
I've got that "Working for the weekend" song stuck in my head! ARRGH!
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)

you should count yourself lucky
I've had Lionel Richie's "You Are My Destiny" stuck in my head since circa 1998...
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)

Whoa
You, sir, have nerves of steel.
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)

Ya'think?
Just be grateful I ain't singing it to you. Being tone-deaf (1) is bad enough at the best of times, let alone when Lionel Richie's raping your thoughts (2).







(1) That's my excuse: what's yours? hehe.
(2) I heard this expression earlier today so I can't take credit for it. Is it possible to rape someone's thought's? Answers on a postcard please people:
Insane Warblings c/o 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)

Arf
like the insane warblings bit
( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

oh thankooo *huggsies*
feel the anti-Bush, pro-eighties cheesey love in the room
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

i hate you
after reading this
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)

'arf 'arf
you... are... my... destinyyyyy...
you are my one and onlyyyyy...



/me runs off temporarily to dig out old NOW albums...
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)

NOW 22 (cheap'n'nasty copy courtesy of teab)
ooooo...
K.W.S., "Please Don't Go" (Tape One, Track Three).



Get In.
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

Lawwwwra,
woncha give me some time...
...So m-m-m- menn-eeeee...
...I ever cut your hair...

It comes in fragments, but it always stays in the brain... Thank you, Siblings of Cutting!
( Stickman_ben, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)

well...
"OH CECILIA, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART, YOU'RE SHAKING MY CONFIDENCE DAILY"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)

NooooOOOOOoooo....
Worst Simon adn Garfunkel song ever. Suggs "covering" it really didn't help.
In response...
"ifidadnbinfercoton-i-jo, idabinmaridalongtim-a-go"...
( Stickman_ben, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

BYE BYE LOVE! BYE BYE HAPPINESS
hello loneliness

I think I'm going to cry...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)

good bye my love,
good bye
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)

agreed.
those two should be floated down the Ganges for that "tune"
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)

*Floats down the River Liffe instead*
*contented sigh*

/radiohead
( Stickman_ben, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)

touch my bum
this is life

/gets outdoor attire
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)

and baby I don't care where you been before
just put 'em high, put 'em high
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)

Your thanks are well-placed
For I myself believe them to be woo and yay.

Listen to 'Lovers in the Backseat', if you want something else to stick impassably in your head. MWAHA!
(Lothario De Janiero, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

Try singing "War Pigs" by Faith No More

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)

how about War Pigs by Sabbath?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)

i like after forever by good old sabbath!
cracking song!!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

i just think sabbath are ace...
/goes to listen to Iron Man
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)

fab song
paranoid is a great album! my brother is a huge ozzy fan (before he went MTV and now kinda sucks)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)

i like road to nowhere by ozzy
can't decide on dreamer...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)

Diary Of A Madman
Is FUCKING ROCK GOLD.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)

true
i like howl at the moon! :o) dreamer is okay but not as good as his old stuff!!!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)

black sabbath actually
jsut covered by faith no more! :o)

edit : mind piss
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)

I didn't know that.
Thank you.
*does Patton dance*
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)

:o)
sabbath are the greatest!! :o) *

possibly
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)

Think of kittens stomping to Tanz Mit Laibach instead.
You know you want to.
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)

I'VE JUST LISTENED TO THE LUMBERJACK SONG!
Now I can die in peace...
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)

What took you so long?

(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

I'm sorry...
But I wanted to see it in the movie. So... I watched the movie just now. I am now very happy.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

* searches p2p networks for lumberjack song"*


:)
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)

Being a Canadian,
i can honestly vouch for the accuracy of the lyrics. Our Lumberjacks are queer as August.
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)

Yay
i have MUSE Instant Messenger stuck in my head, and it can stay there it be most woo!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

everBODy's WORKing FOR the WEEKend
dadaDAda DAda DAda da
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

Try this:
www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/cell_block_b.mp3

/spam
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)

top splammage

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)

Splam, bam,
I am a man!
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)

Workin' 9 to 5,
What a way to make a livin'
something something CRAZY!
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)

Massive Growth!!!


...quite frankly i'm ASHAMED that its been over 15 pages before a badly drawn cock has made an appearance! In this competition of all!
(Sir Winstonalot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:28, archived)

And there was me, thinking
that it was a good thing!

Hi y'all, long time no see! What's cooking in the collective kitchen?
( Stickman_ben, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)

*hugs*
beans, a lorra lorra beans
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)

*Bearhugs*
Mmm... Pulses. Butter beans, chick peas, black eyed peas, Fava beans, Baked beans I love them all!
( Stickman_ben, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)

hurray!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)

subtle

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)

The lack of a scale
disturbs me. I hope that isn't in meters.
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)

Uh hu
Well it was gonna be in inches, as all good penis enlargement spam mails are, until I realised that I'd subdivided into 10s instead of into 8s, and if I put it as inches subdivided into 10s, then that would be a load of bull. So I didnt give a scale, but it can be metres if you really want...
(Sir Winstonalot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)

Where
do I sign up?
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)

Well
Before signing up, consider the very real logistical issues of owning a 3 metre penis. Namely, you'd need MASSIVE underwear, and even then it'd have to be coiled up to stay inside. And if you got horny, then there'd be a very real danger not only of ripping off your trousers, but whipping anyone who happened to be in the room at the time rather nastily.

If that dont scare you, then its www.getmemythreemetrepenis.com
Check the user testimonials on the site: "More fun and less tears"

Edit: Damn, b3ta wont let me mask the url on the status bar to fool y'all. Ah well!
(Sir Winstonalot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

So
Business as usual then?
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)

Well..
At least a BDC finally appeared and raised/lowered* the tone of this compo.

*delete as applicable
(The 80's Kid - The dickhead that style forgot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)

DenTAl CoverAge onLY $99 a YEar!

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:23, archived)

hahaha
loon!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:24, archived)

It was not bad
It just made me feel slightly unwell
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:26, archived)

which bit?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:27, archived)

link me again
please?
I'll be ever so good
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:30, archived)

i'll 4rthur it you

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)

A complete set of teeth in East Europe?
Surely...
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:24, archived)

ahahahaha
good pic
best reply ever ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:25, archived)

danke!
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:28, archived)

Looks like
the UK is not covered. Dammit. Where are my gigantic teeth?



Woo!
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:25, archived)

NHS
means a 4 year wait
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:26, archived)

Woo
Im more worried about the bleeding $99
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:27, archived)

probably bin dun

last one for the night
night b3ta loons
(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)

arf
if its bindun.. ive not seen it
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:23, archived)

me neither
much wooage for da punnage!

/Radio One styly Westwood-speak

east-side... west-side... moss-side...
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)

Heh.
Don't get me started on the Matrix. I loved the first and thought the other two were a travesty.
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:26, archived)

yup
same here
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:28, archived)

ditto

(Gimbo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:29, archived)

the first was an ace standalone film
the other two screwed it up, so i choose to ignore them.
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:30, archived)

Excellent.
I'm not alone then.
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)

Subtle
Very very subtle. Well, not that subtle. But still, it's really good. And the lettering's brillo.

Woo!
(Lothario De Janiero, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:26, archived)

Arf
I pray to god they don't make another - more pseudo-intellectual shite for pre-pubescants to cream themselves over.
No, I wasn't a fan, but woo to pic.
( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:29, archived)

I really hope Morrissey 'people'
briefed him on Paisley. He's playin the town hall.

Poor silly bugger
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)

Little did they know
that they were in for a special treat

(-rwxr-xr-x, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:14, archived)

THAT IS ABU - GREAT!
woo and yay!
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:14, archived)

Had to read the filename
And I'm sure that will give me nightmares.
( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:17, archived)

I read the filename too,
and I can't see teh goatse...
(Gimbo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:18, archived)

look at the HANDS!
*runs away*
( Laini, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:19, archived)

*passes mindbleach*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:21, archived)

*uses mindbleach*

( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)

ARRGGHHH
could i borrow some of that?
( Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)

Well,
the thought of being alone in one room with that woman is enough to deprive me of sleep for several weeks.
(-rwxr-xr-x, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:19, archived)

I thought it was a lad!
ARRRRGHHH!!
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:21, archived)

Oh Jesus God noooooo!

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:17, archived)

*titter*

( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:27, archived)

hehe
like it.
( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:29, archived)

ARGH!!!!

( Laini, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:18, archived)

haha
subtle, very subtle.
so subtle i was just about to roast you for it not being your own work.
till i realised

a very sick kinda woo yay hoopla!!!
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:18, archived)

oh dear god
nobody deserves that kind of treatment!
*winces*
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:19, archived)

Even Hitler
didn't deserve a goatse!
( id10ts Twas ever thus., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:30, archived)

*nobody*
deserves a goatse...


...well, perhaps Michael Winner...
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)

"Calm down dear!
It's a commerc... AAAAARGH!!!"

Ahhh... happiness...
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)

hahahaha
yes, he does
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)

He
might have, but not from that horrible, horrible shemale.
(-rwxr-xr-x, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)

Oh dear.
Those poor humans. That is not a pretty way to go.

Much woo on a subtle job well done.
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:24, archived)

Reads filename....
Now seeing the Goatse

**Runs off to bleach mind and eyes**

Woo to the pic though
(The 80's Kid - The dickhead that style forgot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:27, archived)

You're not afraid of the clown.

YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT!
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:11, archived)

I was just about to turn
in for the night, and then I see that thing..
Christ. I'll never sleep now.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:12, archived)

Truly frightening!
(still, it COULD use the planet saturn and a flying unicorn)
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:13, archived)

nope...
cant make head nor tail of that...
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:13, archived)

get on MSN you fuck
(if you want)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:20, archived)

play nice grandma

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3623376
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)

yeah no worries talk soon

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:23, archived)

eye tear?
I THINK NOT

BUKKAKE CLOWN!

ps. you're a lucky bastard
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:13, archived)

smurf
semen.
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:13, archived)

watch Donnie Darko
then you'll see
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:14, archived)

I got that on
DVD, and I still haven't seen it. Is it really as good as people say?
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:29, archived)

i love it
it all depends on how you think about it, you can enjoy the story and you can go deep into it, but it unnerves and confuses some people... i like it a lot though
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)

Yes.
Yes it is.
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)

Jolly good.
Although I think I am to drunk to appreciate it tonght. Or is it the kind of film enhanced by alcohol?
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)

mmmmm
clown sex...

lucky? que?
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:14, archived)

i dunno
i've just had a bad day at work...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:15, archived)

pallet stuff?
i cant say i envy that...

cheer up gran.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:16, archived)

gah, i've just been stuck for intelligent conversation all day
and i get home, and i'm being ignored by my family it seems

HOO fucking RAY!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:18, archived)

well i hope its better soon...
im actually gonna go to bed now.

have a nice evening, dont stay up too late.

cheerio...!
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)

night

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:23, archived)

I've never understood
fear of clowns.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:14, archived)

Never trust anything that pretends to throw a bucket of water over you
and then it just ends up being sawdust
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:15, archived)

sawdust/explosive powder

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:16, archived)

Ah you too
have clownophobia.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:17, archived)

i hate the fucks!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:17, archived)

hmmm
Probably Stephen King, in my case...
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:17, archived)

I live down the highway from him...
...I could get you some candid pics. Maybe even teh nudies.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:19, archived)

i hear he is a total twat.
mean, raging alcoholic sort. Practically an Irishman.
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:20, archived)

Egad!
Maybe I'll stay away.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:21, archived)

glad i could be of service.
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)

He was a drunk years ago, he has reformed now.
(BTW,I am irish ;p)
(Leah, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:30, archived)

Oddly
That looks like Margaret Beckett (?)
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:15, archived)

You are wrong.
I am afraid of the clown.

In fact I am afraid of all clowns.
(Xybex, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:27, archived)

One more before bed


Sorry - helps if you actually upload teh image....

Cool
Richard Doreen Charlie Kenny
Emma Sophie Arnie Bob
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:10, archived)

oooh the kink

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:11, archived)

they don't seem too thrilled about Jeff

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:12, archived)

Yeah
but Jeff looks well happy with himself.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:12, archived)

I suppose he's blocking the door

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:13, archived)

Yes. From his expression
that could well be the case.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:16, archived)

these am still teh wooest
they are getting kinkier after teh watershed?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)

( routine and Pantene, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:05, archived)

ARF!!!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:05, archived)

ahahah!
sweet!
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:06, archived)

hahahaha
love it

w/y/h
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:06, archived)

Oh go on then have a
WOO!
(Bombast, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)

woo nice one

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(jansenmann, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:10, archived)

heh heh
nicely evil
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:10, archived)

HAHHAAA
love it.

love all blunkett posts

woo
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:11, archived)

Pfft!
and woo!
( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:18, archived)

The Shapes are back...


RichardDoreen Charlie Kenny
Emma Sophie Arnie Bob
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)

Because he has snazzy sunglasses
and is red, the best of all teh colours
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:58, archived)

As I've said before,
I like this series
(Gimbo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:58, archived)

I can't seem to stop
so there may be many more...

/should get a life
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:59, archived)

hehe
:)

/sneezes
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:01, archived)

...
Gesundheit
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:02, archived)

/reopens door
/smug grin
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:04, archived)

thanks
:)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:05, archived)

because of his big massive rooster
( Oysdgp what's different?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:03, archived)

or fanny
( Oysdgp what's different?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:04, archived)

They all seem to be looking at
the massive buboe on his scalp.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:07, archived)

is that
Cool Spot?
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:05, archived)

ARGH
[makes sign of cross]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:06, archived)

TJ:Spamming the bash in Cambridge
but specifically to hidden mouse, sleeping kitten. September 18th. Cambridge. Somewhere on Mill Road. Will be fun. Go on.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:07, archived)

all the things required of a fitness regime
note the iceberg lettuce


readable
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

That's top as always
You're a professional cartoonist, right?
(Gimbo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:57, archived)

in the sense that I don't do anything else for money
yes... FEAR MY PENCIL
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:04, archived)

woo
top as ever
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:58, archived)

Dotty, we love you,
Dotty, we do.
Though you live in Bumgay Town, If you had no fingers you would be shit,
we think of you.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:59, archived)

I think the third line
needs some work
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:04, archived)

How about
"If you had no fingers, you would be shit."
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:05, archived)

yes
that works
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:06, archived)

Yes. I think that scans.

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)

It's almost perfect
*ashamed*
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:11, archived)

When I see your stuff I think of Oink!
Woo forever to you.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:00, archived)

So this is why I never see any of your stuff anymore
You always post at closing time, and I'm normally scrabbling for the bar.
(That and you're always on 4rthur, of course)
w/y/h
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:02, archived)

I post at various times
I have to say I prefer to do it when there aren't 15 new pictures being posted every minute

there's a link to my gallery in my profile, which is regularly added to, though
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:05, archived)

Hurrah!

( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:07, archived)

Smashing
Woo
(swerve, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:07, archived)

great stuff
i think i will start picking up my pen again

(might as well - im starting fine art soon) :)
( connor, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:07, archived)

well of course, I'm a classically trained artist with many qualifications myself*

* B grade Art GCSE, 1996
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:10, archived)

higher art
2003 - HA !

i win artistic top trumps :)
( connor, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:11, archived)

Higher Art 1992

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:16, archived)

fantastic!
I love your drawing/paint style
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:15, archived)

I'm guessing this has been done


..but I'm feeling lazy
( techierob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:52, archived)

lazy bastard
tenuous punnage topness
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:54, archived)

woo
is nohands still young?
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:55, archived)

!
Nohands will never die!
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:57, archived)

Heavens!
On the interweb? Where?


Woo.
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)

hee
i like the little claw and blink at the end :)
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:57, archived)

Experimental animation

I wanted to try to make an animation where the frames were made up of found images on the web. It didn't turn out as smooth as I had hoped though. Note that the images I grabbed were all different sizes and resolutions.

It might have been smoother if I had used a morpher, but that would be cheating.. and result in a huge file.

ED: One apology removed ;)
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:50, archived)

i'm liking that
BABABABABA!!!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:51, archived)

me too
BARBARA ANN!!!!
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

considering all of the apologies,
that's pretty good!
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:51, archived)

not bad, i couldnt do it, i doubt
looks like theyre taking pictures of him!
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:51, archived)

Thanks :)
Yah, it does look like flash photography

Or maybe its his lunch backing up on him.
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

hahaha
yeah, he looks a tad pukey too now
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)

oooooo
very early-eighties aciiid-rave styly

niiiiice: well done! :-)



ahhh, Fabric...
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:52, archived)

as in
the nightclub Fabric?
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:54, archived)

No, I think the reference
was to that cleaning product

edit: obviously not
(Gimbo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)

alright
easy pickins...
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)

yeah...
have the sudden erge to go (to the club, not for a piss.... in case anyone got confused).

can't tho: poor, deprived and semi-skint student.



anyone fancy donating money to me in order that I can go to Fabric next weekend, or even Creamfields, can do so by mailing money to my VISA account:
47239275... yeah, right :-)
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:57, archived)

Fabric is great
if you ever go to Tru Playaz let me know, i'm always on the guest list :o)
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:58, archived)

really?
IloveyoubutIhateyouIloveyoubutIhateyou hehe lucky swine
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:59, archived)

it helps
that Zinc is my brother-in-law... :o)
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:00, archived)

I hope...
...that you're satisfied in that you've made a grown man cry :0)



I say "grown" man...
(almost) 23 with a mental age of 19 and a sexual age of Peter Stringfellow *coughs* I wish
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:02, archived)

BTW
just reading your previous FP messages on your profile...

Oh: how I chortled :-)
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)

Oh, there's specific morpher programs?
I just thought people had teh skillz

EDIT: Moves in time to Radiohead's "Sit down, stand up"
(Gimbo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:54, archived)

Yah.
The Ulead Gif Animator I used on this has a morpg program included, but I have yet to try it. Morphing software has been around for a while now.

ed: Oops. It not in Ulead, its in Antechinus Animator
ed2: I just tried it.. it works great, but a 20 frame AVI comes out to 1 megabyte!
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:55, archived)

oh
nick it add sounds and send it to them
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:30, archived)

He's
almost apologizang...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:02, archived)

i bow in the face of the talent on this board
and submit my good night pic.


night all. someone get the lights? *click* sorry *click*
(lastingdamage, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)

Only Big Bad Bill
could love hotmail. Truthfulness in woofulness.
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:54, archived)

Evening!

( LP, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:48, archived)

here's straight from the top of his dome
as he rocks the rocks the rocks the PARLOPHONE!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)

Aha!
*that* was the line I was looking for! :-)
( LP, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:50, archived)

ah the days before MC's turned crap
edit: use it if you want
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:52, archived)

what song's that from?

(Gimbo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:51, archived)

Bombfunk MC's
Freestylin'
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:52, archived)

Subtle. Yay.
:0
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:50, archived)

His Master's wizza Master's wizza
Wizza-wizza-wick-wizza-voi-wi-voi-wi-voice.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:50, archived)

Smart
woo yay...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:05, archived)

RE and POST

(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:10, archived)

Background I made
by accident... bit big soooo.... www.zyk0tik.com/Dice-Type-Things.png - hope you enjoy :)
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)

aww that's quite nice... well rendered

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:45, archived)

God
Bless Maya :)
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:48, archived)

i'd like some of
those to hold - they look very tactile (I think we had something like that to play with in maths lessons)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:46, archived)

The ones that clicked together to form chains?
I used to eat them
( LP, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)

how can
you do that & live?
I think we made long poking sticks out of them
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:50, archived)

Going in wasn't a problem
comming out the other end however...
( LP, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:51, archived)

haha
yeah that shit was great man,

not eating them :P but making pretend guns during GCSE maths and having covert gunfights before the teachers realised :P
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

erk
all those little holes too..
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

Thats
very nice indeed
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:47, archived)

my name's Richard why're you cursing me?
Grandma is better anyway
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:48, archived)

*sigh*
It's a Doctor Doom quote, nothing personal, honest.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:52, archived)

sorry
:(
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)

I think my username
is due for a change soon anyway to avoid upsetting any Richards or people with the surname Richards..!
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:00, archived)

Diceman.
:)
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:47, archived)

Nifty!
Looks like alien viagra!
er, I mean V14 Gr4
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:52, archived)

its the crazy dice!!
'lo there
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

goodnight everyone!
Yes it's a waste of a thread by posting without a pic, but i'm off to bed now. I have run out of beer, hummus and motivation. Sleep well everyone.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)

Goodnight

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:44, archived)

this is for threadwasting


and don't let the bed bugs bite
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:45, archived)

I am 36, drunk.
need pie (and chips) and want hummus. Solutions, anyone?

BTW: nighty nighty.
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:47, archived)

grocer's

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:47, archived)

My God,
the genius of that. :)
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)

If youre also unemployed
i would head to the DIY and get some rope...
(Wilzon321, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:12, archived)