Lets Give Hilary a better Body...






(Heekee, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

I would.
/Obligatory response.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

ooooooo







*runs out of tissue*
damn
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

Yes...
...Lets
(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

Extra curricular...
Not b3ta

Have a woo anyway
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

who?

( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

Jailbait
I think.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:47, archived)

not any more
at least i dont think so *moral dilemma*
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:50, archived)

them? under 16?
I very much doubt it
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:53, archived)

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:49, archived)

I must go now I have plane to catch .... this is a lasting reminder of the evol u have expelled!


Thanx u all....
(Sieg, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:39, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

/refluffs

/edit why is he wearing a shirt with "Manteaser" written amusingly on it? and why does he have tits?
(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:40, archived)

I suspect tis him
Yet another boring fucking 'tension whore.
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:45, archived)

eh?
I'm a Dad as of this morning fucking woo yay houpla kaplowie to me.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:40, archived)

Congrats

(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:40, archived)

i thank
you.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

Congratulations
boy or girl?
(Cheril, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

7lb 8oz girl
Isabelle
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

that's fantastic
woo you and the missus
and of course young Isabelle
(Cheril, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

wow
Congratulations, were you present at the birth?
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

yes, wearing
my furtive t-shirt. 100% fact
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

:o
I bet you're walking on air right now.

It's an incredible experience huh?
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

I have had two pints this
evening and I am cunted, it's fucking ace. To borrow a 80's term.

SKILL
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

Yay.
Fantastic news.

Congratumalations.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

Congratulations indeed
that's marvellous
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:48, archived)

congratulations!
wave goodbye to sleep :)
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:52, archived)

Is brazilian your country
or just your pube preference?
( Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

...
Jesus what next "WHERE ARE TEH UPLAODER CODEZ!" you, you, you, Waste of bukkake cocktart swan licker!

/refluffs
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

I hope it crashes
you waste of skin and teeth. That is all.
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

mon dieu

(Stooky, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:34, archived)

Poirot the Parrot
clever
(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:36, archived)

yes

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:18, archived)

no

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:19, archived)

yes

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:20, archived)

no

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:20, archived)

yes

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:20, archived)

no

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:20, archived)

yes

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:21, archived)

no

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:21, archived)

yes

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 3:22, archived)

yay!
for liquorice moustashes
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:53, archived)

Fuck that hangman game, just fuck it.
I got 97 out of a hundred on the top 100 bands, then thought I'd give the frequently misspelt words a shot, then 6 words in, I get this..


I mean there was a British flag at the title screen for starters, and correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the Norwegians European too? They weren't even in Iraq! So come on. The only thing that has lightened the load at all is that there's a kind of sweet irony in the fact that the Frequently Misspelt Words category contained misspelt words.

Fuck me I hate imbeciles. Spelling isn't fucking hard, you know. Jesus. Go back to school you cunts and don't come back until you can pass a fucking GCSE. Then, and only then will I consider that Norway might have something to offer international multimedia.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

dead parrots
ouch,

its only a game.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:37, archived)

dead parrots?
no it's stupid people I hate, not the game.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:38, archived)

sorry to appear stupid
but after hunting for misspelt words on that (with the aid of dictionary.com) i cant find any.... *confused*
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)

The new seasons TV programs
had hit an all time low

(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:22, archived)

Heh.
I'd like to see him inside those huge hamster ball things. That would be class.

He wouldn't do so well at the dangly rope thing though. Those wheelchairs aren't light.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

I thought
about that... but it was a bugger to 'shop!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

quote: Jack Dee
"the Gladiators laaaaa. What a bunch of fucking fairies."
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:30, archived)

Except Jet.
I would let her wrap her thighs around me.


/Sad cunt.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

I remember the time..
when one dude ripped up a picture of wolf on live tv. Wolf was so mad he almost got himself disqualified. Twice!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

wolf was a tosser
but he was funny to watch! I was like 9 when I watched that! happy days indeed
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

I
went to go see it live once
/smug
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:38, archived)

/smug????
why?
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

I don't think the 's' was meant to be there

( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

best reply ever

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)

Why do u offend me
I was only asking u for help. Im sorry if I have angered u .... why be so cruel?
(Sieg, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3623642
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)

Cos
your an oxygen wasting threadwaster!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:22, archived)

the correct phrase is:
"you're a waste of a perfectly good bukakake oppurtunity"
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

I'm not sure I quite follow
the subtext of this post.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

the subtext
by that you mean either what it means, or what my username means

I've decided not to rant about jenny AGAIN tonight, which is taking quite some effort, so i'll assume you mean the posts meaning, allow me to simplify.

"The sperm that made you would have been better spent plastered across the face of a two pound whore"
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:40, archived)

the subtext means 'the inference' not the text below it.
but anyway, now I understand, Thank you. I feel better and confidently assured of your heterosexuality.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:46, archived)

it means both
but i thought the meaning behind it was pretty obvious
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:56, archived)

does it fuck
See Oxford English Dictionary
Even dictionary.com agrees, and they think irony means "of or similar to iron".

perhaps you are thinking of subscript or postscript?

edit: fascinating this and strangely pertinent. From the postscript definition;
— ORIGIN Latin postscriptum, from postscribere ‘write under, add’.

perhaps Jenny didn't dump you, you just misunderstood what she was saying?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)

because
you are being silly, but not in a good way. We suspect you are, as some say, "taking the piss"
(kaibosh, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)

Well it'll stop ya
having to go to the loo.

/too literal
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)

I apologsy.
for being out of place with my coments.
(Sieg, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)

P/o and go to
www.samaritans.org.uk

Leave and take your mind-piss with you
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:25, archived)

well maybe your daughter really enjoyed it?
ever think of that?

hmm?
(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:25, archived)

well...
they did say that he was aving a good time with her!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:27, archived)

She
is just jealous that he picked her daughter and not her.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

not at all,
but for future reference, just use one thread, and use the "reply" button to add to it, as upposed to making new posts. This way, images which people worked hard on won't be pushed of the board prematurely.
That is all. Now I flee.
(kaibosh, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

If yer upset go play hangman
'tis fun for all, except the hung man.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)

A 'hung' man
is never upset!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)

I knew someone would say something like that
pass the mind bleach!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:27, archived)

Passes mind bleach

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

just don't rely
on the spelling being correct.

Which is a fucker in a word game.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:40, archived)

Because we're English...
ego, concordidly (sp.?), vis'a'vis WE CAN.
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)

"I want to take some mean little revenge on some anonymous bloke"
I know! I'll post a series of drivelling comments on a photoshop message board. I'll display a blind ignorance of logic or the common language, and I'll whine like a chastised dog when it all fails to go to my transparent plans.

That'll show him.
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

Can no one hlep me...
I thought in Egland u was nice persons!!!!!
(Sieg, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

Are you drunk?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

i'm not
i'm out of feckin' rum after only my seventh and i still can't stop thinking about jenny (a long story that i'll go into at a moment;s notice)
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)

is jenny a real person, or just some thing you like to say?
because i've done quite a bit of drinking about a similarly named girl.
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:36, archived)

Yeah, come on
spill the beans.
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:39, archived)

ok, jenny, oh god where to begin
Since the moment i saw her when i moved schools to do my A levels (i didn't get the grades to carry on at my grammar school) i was utterly smitten by her. My first instincts were that i didn't have a hope in hell, but i was encouraged by some of my new friends, so i asked her out, and the date was postponed twice, then forgotten about. I forgot about her briefly, before i made a new friend who is very much like myself, who i found out happened to be one of her closest friends, and gave me a chance to get to know her.
So, i get to know her, and although i tried to be subtle, it became pretty evident i fancied her, although she was seeing someone else at the time. By the end of year 12, we were reasonably good friends, but she failed all of her AS levels and left the sixth form, presumeably never to be seen again. To my amazement, i walked in on the first day of the next school year to find her sitting there, eager to tell me how much she had missed me and how she was repeating the year. Sort of like me being given a seccond chance at what i would like nothing more than. Over this last year, we've grown to become best friends, although it's evident she isn't attracted to me, she really does like me as a person and will make it well known whenever the subject comes close to being raised. Recently, while we were talking about first impressions of each other, she happened to mention that if i had been persistant when i had first met her she would have definately ended up going out with me and been quite happy, but ever since she lost three of her best friends in two months by sleeping with them and hating them for various reasons afterwards, she has decided that she can't risk loving me back because she likes me too much as a friend. Tonight, she made it perfectly clear by her actions that he no longer cares if i fancy her or not, she just needs me as someone to be there for her and accept her for who she is and what she does, a situation that if i explained in more depth, you would understand would be the final message to say that nothing CAN ever happen.

For this, i am drinking enough rum to make a post this long and personal on a board where nobody cares. Bloody love, it hurts so much more to never get a chance to show than when it is shown and shot down as i have experienced before.

(sory for the extremely long post, but just typing this all up has been thebest way to clear my mind and i feel immeasureably better for it. all i need hnow is for someone to post a link to "this is not your blog")
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:55, archived)

fuck reading that.

( cheb, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

i'll condense it for you
i love jenny

she's my best friend

she says she'd go out with me if i wasn't so close to her

ergo: lots of drinking
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)

Fuck off.

( Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

No
We are all cunts.

Thankyou. Have a nice day.

Twat.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:19, archived)

How polite
and yet rude at the same time
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)

ooooo *looks at profile*
nice photo-piccie.

where 'bout's you from, if you don't mind me askin'?
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

I'm guessing
It's Wales or Yorkshire.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:27, archived)

da Valley?
...
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

I've just realised
that made no sense
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

no it did not
and its scotland that you can see in my profile
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

not as nice as wanky art student's
but then again, i'm shamefully desperate and horribly obsessive when tipsy
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

Jenny eh?
I had a thing for a Jenny once: took me ages to get over her too :'-( *cries*

Pathetic posting, I know: just trying to demonstrate that I feel and sympathise your pain.
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

i said the same thing just up there. ^^^
must be something about girls named jenny. or jenna. mine hated to be called jenny.
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:38, archived)

we're not all that bad
honest (although i go by jen, and also hate to be called jenny)
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)

read the profile
brazilian, english is perhaps a bit shaky
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:19, archived)

on an unrelated note
there is no reason why everyone in the world should not listen to the disco biscuits.

so everyone must start immediately.

the disco biscuits.
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:20, archived)

I find them
a bit flakey.....sorry!
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:22, archived)

have you actually heard them, or are you just saying that?

(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)

Eeep
Biscuits - Flakey???

I'm sure they're really very good ;)
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)

well good one.
and they are amazing.

they're like live improvised long electronica jams.

[edit: now off i go.]
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

I have
a live Kraftwerk CD like that recorded in 1974..
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:27, archived)

not really kraftwerk style
less beat oriented and more flowing, but definitely with a good beat.

[edit: now i really am off. and the kraftwerk i'll bet is really good.]
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

You can't beat
a good beat..
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

turns out i'm back for a second
and no, you can't.
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

More addictive than crack
or so I'm told ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/3623706
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:34, archived)

Disco Biscuits?

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

In the words of Moby
Go







wow: I really AM feelin' da eighties-lovin' tonight...
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

exactly
only not related in any way to ecstasy.

well, related in the way that ecstasy is probably greatly enjoyed by its fanbase. but i'll bet marijuana, lsd, and nitrous are more common at biscuits shows. bisco shows are like raves for hippies.

although there is a group dedicated to seeing the biscuits and other jam bands free of drugs. good to know.
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

sned
mesome pm3's pleeeeze
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

i'll see what i can do.
i've only found one show of theirs in mp3 format: the rest are in .shn (which is a losslessly compressed version of .wav, whilst mp3 is a very lossy compression, and .shn files are huge, and you need to download junk to play them and whatnot) and the one mp3 show is no longer where i got it. i've got to go eat food and hang out with my friends now, though, but i'll send you some biscuits through msn or aim at a later date (info in my profile, just contact me the next time you see me on).
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

That's really cool
thanks man
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:50, archived)

But
I'm Scottish! And I'm a cnut!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:20, archived)

yey
for scottish cnuts!
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:46, archived)

That doesn't mean
that we're (1) an English *web site*, (2) gullible, or (3) a rape crisis centre for teenagers with teenage kids. Now kindly go away.
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:20, archived)

Agreed
A site on th' interweb implicitly has no inherent nationality as it is accessible to users from anywhere on the planet. The originating locale is largely irrelevant.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

Excellent riposte;
That is the exact gist and nub of my point. I was expecting a comment along the lines of 'you Americans think you own the web' which would have been doubly amusing.

PS Quality username. You seen Case recently?
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:30, archived)

love you one time














too offensive?





fuck... what do I care :-)
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)

I can help you
I am a high ranking Somalian official. I was married to Spanish millionaire Senior Moneybagsa who reciently died in a horrific helecopter incident involving a shark and a bridge.

I can transfer the sum of seven hundred million US dollars directly to your account, however i must have your account details.

Yours faithfully
Mrs. M. Moneybagsa
Somewhere in Somalia
Africa
(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)

Hmmm...
You gotta deal if you throw in a penis enlargement for my dog
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

DONE!
i'll have dog penis enlarger shipped straight away

please give details

now
(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:27, archived)

that's
no way to talk about your mother



apologies: cheap shot, too easy
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:27, archived)

Just because
Your mum has one doesn't mean mine does.

/childish and v sorry too
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

your forgiven
because you look hot on the pic on your profile :-) wooo!



*swoons*
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:50, archived)

ok
i'm not stopping long. shoulda been in bed ages ago.

after reading the newsletter thing about with site with the experiments, i feel compelled to make public something that i did at uni a while back....

sorry for large 4mb AVI, but this is what happens when you freeze an entire freezer drawer full of water, then drop it out of an upstairs window

night all.

apologies also for shoddy camera work on my part
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)

Sorry mate.
It doesn't seem to be downloading at the moment.

I will just have to imagine pedestrian maiming and ice damage to cars.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

:)
woo for low flying ice :D
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:58, archived)

please help

(Sieg, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

Its the Gay Shift again

(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

super happy fun time
because rev Dan said so
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

Well I declare it to be
Super
Happy
Insanity
Time
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)

I see what you've done there
*looks at username* what did you cook?
edit: then you change it
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)

I've cooked
Cakes
pancakes
lemon chicken with potatoes
full sunday dinner
chicken dippers and chips (piss easy)
soup (from base ingredients)
pasta with a lovely tomato sauce
two types of tomato sauce
mashed potatoes
mashed potatoes with mashed sweet potatoes
peas
carrots
And many other types of things.
(of course not all on the same day)

Today I had cooked the lemon chicken with potatoes. I'm not using recipe books any more ^^
My ma, my pa, my bro, my sis, my bro's friend and anyone who tries the food I make say it's good!

/finished gloating

Edit: I can also make damn good cocktails (alco and non)

/really has finished talking about food and drink
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

thats impressive
I'm up to: pasta and grated cheese
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

Indeed he did
if you ask me, such a revolutionary should have 'Che' as an honourary title
(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)

or "stalin"
;)
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)

night b3ta!!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

Goodnight

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

looking at the kids before the tv
i was sure i'd see goatse
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

you
need help I fear ;)
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

im beyond help
i made jimmy saville into a rabbit in an earlier pic.

tis one of those nights.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)

Fear the power of...
BANANAS!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

wow, peripheral vision does make it look
like that, wheres the mind bleach when you need it?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:08, archived)

hey
that rhymes
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

Kill 'em all.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)

please help...
please help the children to watch more TV.
Our poor children have little time for anything other than sports... with your help they can watch TV for hours each day and become proper, decent people
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

HOTTEST SITE ON THE NET!!!!!

( Freaky Stylee, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

hahahahaha
i like it!!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

did the arrow
help?
( Freaky Stylee, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)

the arrow
was good, it deserves to be in there
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

yep!
without it i'd have been confused :o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

then it was worth all the
trouble making it
( Freaky Stylee, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

compo it hard?

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

What for
there are no trips to Barbados to be won

/greedy
( Freaky Stylee, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

Please accept
my sincerest appologies for the Lynndie England goatse thing in the form of some quick and dirty fluff.

I hope your brains suffered no permanent damage
(-rwxr-xr-x, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)

Gah!
I want one!

A Pitten? Or a Kingiun?

Woo and yay to you
(Fido Dido, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

Kinguin
I like that.
Thanks for the woo!
(-rwxr-xr-x, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

Ahhh....That's better
*Refluffs*
(The 80's Kid - The dickhead that style forgot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)

Stick it
in the tumble dryer. Makes it fluffiestest!!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

that'd be funnier
animated, to the steptoe and son theme.

good tho.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

i got board this afternoon...! so i did a biromash!


Click for full
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

Dont know why
but I like that.
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)

woo
well many minutes of pen work went into that! well many seconds anyway!!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

!1!!?'?
..no comment..
(Fhwqhgads, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

this afternoon?
I must have dreamt I saw it yesterday
( Freaky Stylee, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

odd!
that is very odd...! runs and hides!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

GIVE IT TO HIM

(b3tasux, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

hahahaha
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

thats
funny

yay.
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

Cheers
:)
(b3tasux, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)

woo.
"IT"TM.
(Fhwqhgads, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

hehe
woo
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

Staffware dot com?

(Whippersnapper, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:22, archived)

( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)

i tried but it just came out my nose
woo

night
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

Perhaps some sort of cork is required also
night
( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)

GENIUS!
*gets duct tape*



again
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

I can see that being messy

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

Add a party hat
And you've got Dick Beattie..
(The 80's Kid - The dickhead that style forgot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

Haha
Woo! :)
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

oops


help thanku pleaser
(Sieg, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

Arrrgh!
Chav!!!!!!!

SPANG 'IM!!!!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

we're not cool enough for [tags]
so you have to use pure HTML
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

right i'm off to bed, goodnight people

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)

night grandma
sleep well and all that
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

Er..
Need to use HTML to post image 'm afraid!
( StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

We do proper HTML over here.
Try <a href="http://blahblahblah">
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)

Try the faq.
Didn't like image so gone!
(maddave, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)

Whats the difference between "Rape" and "Sex"?
...
...
...
...
SURPRISE!!!!
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

Hell!


pfft!
( Roman Totale, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

I know

(ClockworkDespot, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

Six points
to a scrabble junkie.
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

...

( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

the N

(ClockworkDespot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

possibly!
:oS
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

I don't get it.
Who's that?
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

Please help me bring this Villain to justice!!!!!
This pervert tried to have a good time with my 14 year old daughter please stop him....
(Sieg, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

WHO?

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)

the first person to respond to that post of course

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

Dammit!
Busted! She told me she was, like, 21!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)

ronald
mcdonald?
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)

You're the only 17-year-old I know
with a 14-year-old daughter.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

aww
we have to give her lots of 'Zupport'

pff
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

Get the underwiring out then

brazillian women, you know...
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)

Bastard
She's mine.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

No, wrong site
You want www.angrylynchmobjustice.com
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)