OMGIZZLEEE!!!111!!oneone!!!eleven!
i aint post here for a while so heres my latest pixelage =)


( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

fab...
and hello there... how's you?
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

crap =(
gran died last week, my mate who was getting married foudn out 2 days ago shes been chetaing on him, and ive just found out another friend is really ill and i may never hear from her again.
its the holidays and i have a torn cartilage so cant skate or ride my biek so have been stuck in doors and cant go anywhere...

yourself?
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

aww...
sorry to hear that... hopefully everything will get better soon... :(

i'm good thanks... sounds like i've had an easier summer than you...
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

yeh, well liek the last week have been shit
get my gcse's next week as well... not really getting better is it =)

nah well college starts soon, i enroll on the 1st so thats a whole new begining for me =)
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:01, archived)

that's the spirit...
college will be good :)
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:03, archived)

My condolances.

(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:01, archived)

thankyou

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:02, archived)

Sorry to hear about your bad news :(
We'll do our best to cheer you up though :)
( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:02, archived)

yeh well i havnt been on the board for a good few months
b3ta is my homepage so i always see the fp when i open IE, the board always cheers me up though =)
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:03, archived)

It cheers me up to :)
I also didn't use B3ta for some months, but came back and was glad i did.
( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:05, archived)

sorry to hear you're
having such a shit time mate...
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:07, archived)

I've had a dead relative as well!
I've met him twice but still have no idea who he was...

Funeral in wales, can't be bothered to go on long car journeys.

Sorry to hear 'bout your gran though.

Hope all is better soon!

Woo for your pixels! I wish I could do pixel art...
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:08, archived)

Yay!
For PixelMechs!

That is superb!
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:56, archived)

They're bloody good :)

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:56, archived)

They're rather woo
woo
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

wow
damn good.
how do you make them? by hand or do you use a program?
(acheta, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

i opened ms paint...
=)
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:02, archived)

Nice
and you were the owner of Scooby?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

no its my mates cat =)

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

lalalalala
so it was slightly pointless
But it was one of the things I could remember
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:01, archived)

splendid

( lemonhead, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:00, archived)

excellent stuff,
especially for paint
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:09, archived)

cowbot nutkin...

^{my site}
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:53, archived)

I despise the genre...
...but you are its master.

/kneels and whispers "woo yay"
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

Ello!
Woo squrlage!
( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

ooh hello... i've been working on petting zoo...
reckon i'll get it finished next week... been a bit distracted by festival shenanigans but got a lot done earlier today...
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

Howabout a heavy petting zoo? :P

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

Now *THAT* would befit a Master of the Shop!
and I would donate a biscuit...
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:00, archived)

And i'd pay to watch...

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:01, archived)

Hurrah!
I can't wait, ma'am :)
( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

it has a singing squirrel
with a bad wig and a sparkly bow tie...
i'm very proud
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:04, archived)

Yay!
Yay!
and thrice Yay!
( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:10, archived)

gay squirrles eh =)
lovely work and a nice thing to see on my first visit in a while =)

how are you elecy
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

i'm good thanks...
how's you?
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

Woo to your pic :)

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:56, archived)

woo

(acheta, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

yay!
such cuties...
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:08, archived)

Lovely
as always
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

Gopher your gun!
I know it's a squirrel - but why ruin a goodbad pun?
Woo
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

the good, the bad and the snuggly
yay!
( lemonhead, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:00, archived)

that really should be a film...
:)
and i'm being very slow which i suspect means i need sleep so night all...
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)

I can honestly say
that's the gayest squirrel I've ever seen.

woo, yay, houpla and goodnight
( techierob, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:08, archived)

lubbly
jubbly
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:14, archived)

is that a squirrel flange?
should I be looking?

help!
( SpunkyBackpack, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 12:18, archived)

I've heard of camel toe.

But I believe what we have here is correctly termed a squirrel toe.

fuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy..........

/allegedly
//and, woo!!
(tookishlad, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)

i think they are
in fact, nads
( FatherJack /me belms, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 16:08, archived)

hey hey hey
why is this not in the zoo ?

maybe a Woo ! Yay ! and Houpla ! wil encourage you a little... ;)
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:38, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 16:14, archived)

Reduce Wrinkles. Reverse Your Age.

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:52, archived)

Wooo
and very clever!
( giant_squid, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

Woo
brilliant.
(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

woo
that's fantastic
( gazz, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:01, archived)

Gentlemen...
wouldn't you like to be

hung like a horse?
bad punnage!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:34, archived)

Pfft!
and Arf, and woo, and yay.
edit: is that Regan's horse?
edit2: unfortunately that would be 'hanged' like a horse.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:36, archived)

Good edit2!
"I sentence you to be hanged from the neck until very poorly..."
Thence to be struck down and made into Haribo Tangfastics.
Yessirreeeeeeee
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:42, archived)

*puts down Tangfastics*
/bucket
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:44, archived)

*takes tangfastics*
Not as good as Star mix, but what the hell...
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

Never heard of either of them
Proof that i have never lived
( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:49, archived)

No
But I assume your are named after the Lars Von Trier film guidlines? If so you are forgiven.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

At last someone has got it :P
Yep you're right :)
( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

You know deep down...
that you love 'em in all their boiled down cow hoof goodness...

actually in my inebriated state I'd kill for a bag. I've just dressed some lettuce in sherry vinegar and walnut oil and snarfed the lot and I'm in the mood for sharp-tasting things. The hell yeah!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)

I would
kill for a bag of wine gums right now.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

I have some!
Don't kill me...
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

ah... well.... it might well be...
(plays get out of Jail free card)
but that is why I said it was poor punnage
:)
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:47, archived)

It still made me laugh
ergo punnage out trumps pedantry
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)

Hung like a My little Pony.

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:43, archived)

agh!
woo!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

Enigmatic smiles

(Charlie Baked Potato, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:32, archived)

hooray


for all things Quo
(Professor of Lesbonics, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:35, archived)

bw
ahahahaha
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

quick, dirty, and cheaky compo entry #2

( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)

( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)

*gold*
woo.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:33, archived)

MEATING PEOPLE IS EASY ©2000 www.gzaar.co.uk

(snopony, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:28, archived)

Arf!

( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)

That's actually really rather good
Shame I get the feeling this post is spam
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)

What I need right now
is a web or graphic designer..

woo to your pic ;)
(jansenmann, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:32, archived)

I be not spaaaaaam sir!
Just a lowly freelancer, hmmmmm whats actually worse?

:S

PS: thanks dude, my first feedback experience
(snopony, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:34, archived)

You're welcome. Nothing wrong with being a freelancer at all, I'm sure you'll do very well
... just lay off the advertising here - it's bad etiquette. FWIW, Jonti and Joel et al got their jobs from doing their thing, not from being available for birthdays, weddings and bar-mitzfahs :)
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:49, archived)

I have seen
such an idea before. I think it was in PC Format or something a while ago. (horrible overpriced magazine). This is very well done though, with some nice spamming.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:35, archived)

????
4 give me but Mushybees only intro'd me to this site so I'm the new kid, what d'you mean by spamming, did I do a bad thing?

PS: It originated as a DIESEL ad campaign way back in 1995 / 96 I think? it was while I was still at uni.
(snopony, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:40, archived)

Diesel eh?
'95 sounds about right.

Never mind about the spamming. As long as you posted a lovely piccie (which you did) everything is just fine.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:42, archived)

JEEZ!!!
That's very scary

But Woo yay all the same!
(Charlie Baked Potato, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:39, archived)

That is making
me quite queasy.

_{This reply ©2001 Mystery Bob}
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:41, archived)

Makes me think of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Great pic :)
( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

The most terrifying funfair ride in the world... ever... 4

(That Chap Chris, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:28, archived)

...

( techierob, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)

tee hee hee

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)

hehe
nice
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)

aaawwwwwww

( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:38, archived)

w/y/h
fluffiest so far
(dreariersphere, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:53, archived)

Be 10 inches


/
( DaSchop gippie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)

oh my god!
then you would have more prigles than you knew what to do with... it would be great!
(Cyrus, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:17, archived)

theres no p in hamster
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)

Jenny
If you tried tipping the rum down her throat instead of your own you'd probably have more luck
( Heavy Cummers Welcome, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)

there is in this one....

(Cyrus, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:11, archived)

That's great.
*hypnotized*
( DaSchop gippie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)

A lovely screenshot ruined by paint mash


Whenever you go to a demon rave theres always some chav scum ruining it
(Sub3ta, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)

is that doom 3?
i wouldn't know because i went to buy it and when they asked if i was 18 i said "Yes, but i don't have any ID on me, i can explain A level physics to you..." at which they laughed and used the words "sod off" which i think i can get them fired for.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:18, archived)

Ever heard of
Bittorrent?

Besides, it's not really worth £40. It has nice graphics, (when you can see them) but it's nothing groundbreaking.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)

i was trading in a big stack of PS2 games
i picked up 5 other PC games, only 2 of which work thanks to me having a 128mb VIA graphics card as opposed to a main brand (all of the games that don't work specifically say that i need an ATI, radeon or geforce card for them to work)
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)

128mb
is respectable. What is wrong with Via? Surely it is directX compatible?
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)

well, i think it was thief 3
that said that it didn't have pixel shading (whetever that may be)

call of duty (maybe) said that it didnt work because i didn;t have an ATI card (no other explaination)

and tron 2.0 just said "error with open GL drivers"
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)

Can get it for 25 squids at amazon
But yeah, i got slightly bored after completing it. This game really needs some strong mods to get it to be a great game.
(Sub3ta, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:27, archived)

I was behind
a woman in Game the other day who was buying an 18 rated game for her 10 year old son. Bloke behind counter says "you do know it's an 18 certificate don't you?", to which she replies
"I know, but if I don't get it he'll cry - and then what can I do?" - TELL HIM TO STOP WHINGEING YOU SOPPY BITCH!!!
No doubt the little bastard will beat up one of his mates, next day the mum's in the papers condeming these 'sick, violent games'.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:28, archived)

Good point.
I am also going to see Morrissey, we must be related.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)

I'm going to
Bridlington - how 'bout you?
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:32, archived)

Leeds festival
and it won't rain because I've vowed to kill god if he lets it rain during Morrissey.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:42, archived)

"The rain falls down
on a humdrum town...."
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

I should be fine then
Leeds is a humdrum city.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

they should be able
to arrest parents like that...
lack of common sense sould be a crime!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:51, archived)

Sounds like you're not having a lot of luck
what with your explanation of the heartbreak that has led to a rum binge. I can only offer two bits of advice- only play silly platform games- Crash Bandicoot is ideal, and swap rum for vodka.

My wife is divorcing me, and thanks to these two simple rules, I don't give a fuck.

Hope this helps.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)

That there
is some pretty fine advice sir.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:33, archived)

Thankew

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:35, archived)

Her loss :)

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:39, archived)

no
it's just the way I comb my hair.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:40, archived)

Abyssinia?

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:43, archived)

How does it smell?

( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:47, archived)

Jamaica?

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

Tee hee!
Burkina Faso?
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:52, archived)

Eh? :D

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

Alaska

( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:52, archived)

Yes you can, and i would get them fired personally, but then i can be a vindictive bastard sometimes :D

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:40, archived)

Look what Homebase have started selling...

(That Chap Chris, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:01, archived)

Ah ha ha ha h
ha ha ha ha ha ha!

EDIT: AAARRGGGHHH.... 265KB jpeg? Optimise it my friend. For the love of all modems, optimise it!
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:03, archived)

*giggle giggle giggle*

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:03, archived)

Massive
fun there - one of the best things ever was farting in Assembley for me... woo yay
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:03, archived)

i hated assebley at my seccondary school
the chairs were in register order, and i was sat in front of a dedicated arsehole who was eager to poke and prod me all the way through
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)

I hated
those things. They made us take our shoes off so we didn't mark their precious flooring.
Bastards.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

fuck me optimize it hard
other than that - woo yay houpla!
( cheb, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)

you be right
I got a bit excited
(That Chap Chris, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)

it wasnt that bad
hehe
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)

I laughed
but why did you undo a mod's edit linking the (large) image?
Edit: I apologise - maybe I'm hallucinating
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)

Drole!
.
( giant_squid, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

Find your spiritual match

(Deadite, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:54, archived)

I have no spirit.
That's why i'm drinking beer.


Woo!
I love your username by the way. Have I said that before?
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:58, archived)

Like it also
Evil Dead?
and of course woo to the pic.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:01, archived)

Ash
Is my all time hero.

Groovy.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)

Hells yeah
Thanks
(Deadite, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)

RUM!
asda own brand rum is the way forwards, with asda own brand coke every seccond helping! (i found a seccond bottle and i am well on the way to either crying over unobtainable love or forgetting entirely, lets see which comes first)
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:03, archived)

old navy rum
yum.

you'll have a good headache tomorrow!
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)

fook it
i've had 11 units now and i still feel no jollier about my love life (or lack of).
Not to mention the fact that my date last night to help me get over jenny texted me to say she couldn't make it becuase she was having a party i was specifically not invited to.

for more information, see www.b3ta.com/board/3623778
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)

ouch i just read all that
sorry mate.

better a friend that nothing i guess.]

honest though, rum's a bugger in the hangover stakes hehe.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)

better a friend than nothing, perhaps
but it means that it's all the harder to stop fancying her so much
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)

well don't dwell on it and
perhaps she'll prefer you when you're being yourself and making good company.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:36, archived)

i always AM myself now
halfway though last year i had a minoe epiphany that told me that there was no point being anything other than myself because it was myself that i was doing it for. I know she likes me for who i am because of this
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:43, archived)

hahah you didn't get the grades to carry on at grammar school
and yet you still want to tell me that writing below a paragraph is 'subtext'? hahahahah. get a grip man.

Oh, and sorry mate, but if she doesn't want to fuck you it's because she doesn't fancy you. all this "it would spoil our friendship" stuff is largely an excuse, and it's that sort of letting-you-down-gently stuff that girls are good at, because they're generally nice people. So don't beat yourself up over it. Move on.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)

hey, i've had many units of rum, dont fault my vocabularyr because i take the latin meaning literally
i would move on, but it's not just wanting a quick fuck, i know that feeling well, and i know i love jenny utterly, to the level of supporting her vague idea of dating my best friend because it would make her happiest, because i think her happiness is more important than my jealousy.

Also, i know her well enough to utterly read her mind. I recognise people she fancies before she reaises it, i predict her reaction to anything i've experienced before and i find myself finishing her scentances quietly to hyself because i know how she'll feel if i do it out loud. It's not a case of just tact, she doesn;t have any. I've seen her with enough people she actually doesn't fancy who are her friends to know.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:37, archived)

Well if
You truly think she's your soulmate man, you have to make her see you, i mean there is no point hiding in the shadows over this, act!

Carpe dium!
/dead poets society
/i will go back to my blog now
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:39, archived)

i went through the whole carpe dium thing
asking her out and saying how much i loved her, it brought her to tears saying that she didn't want to lose another best friend to the same reason as the last three. It's something we don't talk about now because she ends up in tears afterwards because she knows how much she's hurting me.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:47, archived)

Yes
But you cant keep torturing yourself just so she can have a nice time and run away from her problems all the time.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

i know she fancies plenty of other people
including my oldest and possibly best friend. I always fel that her happiness is more important than my jealousy. I'm a nice person who puts others before myself ALL THE BLOODY TIME and of course i'm at a disadvantage over it. Don't say that i shouldn't, because thats just how i feel, if i let my jealousy get the better of me i'd feel beyond awful.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:53, archived)

Look dude
Seriously now, dont slag me off about this, im not asking you to do anything, hell i know what its like to put others before yourself but why the hell should you not be aloud to express your emotions to?

Exactly no reason. So anyway im not 'trying' to help you or anything like that, i was just helping you vent some angst, because so very few people let you do that without becoming really pissed off.

So give me a break yeah, and while your at it, give urself a break from this whole *i dont need to have feelings as long as others have em for me* act. Its old and you need to revolutionise or torture yourself till u give in.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

i dont feel that way at all
everyone knows how i feel, i'm very open about my feelings, but they know that i believe that i believe thier happiness is more important than mine (or to be more preicse, i will feel horribly guilty if i put myself before my friends and feel worse for it) and everyone who really cares about me does thier best to encourage me to not be so considerate to them from time to time, and in half a vicious cirlce, i know that my doing this will make them happiest. Simply put, i'm a nice person, but because i'm so nice people often don't let me be.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:02, archived)

Ok fine /Rum
You know your right. Thats good enough for you, but ima off to bed now, goodnight and goodluck.

/beaten down
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:04, archived)

that's not being nice
that's being insecure
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:06, archived)

is it me being insecure
if i think that if i can;t have the best girl i know, my best mate should have her instead? I think the world of both of them, surely if i can't have that sort of happiness, i wouldn't deny the ones i care about the chance to have it.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:11, archived)

being overly nice the way you describe
is to your own detriment. you yourself have said your friends stop you stepping back for them, they recognise that they don't need you to help them, and hell, they probably don't want you to either. But despite all this, you say you still put other people first even when it really hurts because they're "more important".

That my friend, is insecurity. work on it.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:16, archived)

sounds like she's a rather pretty girl
and is having a difficult time coming to terms with her own sexuality, and all that goes with it. I realise how patronising that sounds, but you don't magically become fully sexually aware at 20 or anything. Perhaps you could try being sensitive to that and being supportive rather than feeling sorry for yourself. I mean I'm sure it hurts, I don't doubt it, but if you really love her that much think of her, and that doesn't mean letting her go out with your best mate so you can subconciously break free of her spell by hurting yourself. Doesn't work like that.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

Your
a revolutionist.

*bows down
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

bleugh
i dont know how much i'm repeating ymself here, but here goes.
She's been very bisexual since 14, i know her feelings inside out from what she's told me and my general empathy and intuition (which everyone tells me is an amazing talent of mine, but i'm a pessimist so i refuse to believe them) and i know for a fact that she definately isn't just straight or gay and confused.
I just feel that her happiness is so important to me, on top of my best mate's happiness, that it;s more important than my jealosy. If i can't have her, of in my eyes she is perfect, (i know her flaws extensively, i just don't see them making her any less amazing) who better to have her than someone i really like? Surely i should wish my best friend to have the best girl around if i can't have her.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3623937
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:13, archived)

Carpe diem

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

Yeah
Bad luck man you know it hurts that kind of situation. Longing is a troubling thing.

/living up to name

My fault is the only women i want i suffer a crippling shyness talking to.

/still living up to my name
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:27, archived)

i used to
but then i decided that i have nothing to lose, i;m horribly shy still, but if i don;t want to be i've developed the self control to suppress those feelings for the first few minutes of a convesration. It's something that jenny inspired me to learn to do so i could make eye contact with her without ening up speechless.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:42, archived)

Yeah
But man dont you see, it is not us you should be telling, its her. If she inspired you to be strong with her then show that you are, dont tell the faceless internet. Tell her.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:43, archived)

we have no secrets to each other
any more, she knows exactly how i feel, i know how she feels, we are each other's most trusted and each of us are well known to be envied by eash other's friends.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

and does she see your relationship
the same way?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:04, archived)

i got that description
from a conversation with her in which she told me some stuff tht definately wouldnt be told to anyone she didn't trust utterly.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:08, archived)

Yeknom.
There is no rush my friend. You can be 'just' friends for a while. If it is meant to be, it will happen naturally anyway.

Good luck mate.

/Edit Besides, you have already had more luck than me. A brain fault means I am incapable of talking to women who are not family.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:27, archived)

you have no idea how much it hurts
to have her conifde her relationsip secrets to you, knowing that it makes me so jealous, but doing it because she knows i'm the person she can trust the most
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:39, archived)

Believe me.
I have been the silent shoulder to cry on all my life. It never gets easier, but I have never been able to get beyond it. I am always the cold, logical person who says what needs to be said and no more.

Don't be like me.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

i am her confidant
because she is mine. I am far from the quiet one, largely thanks to me wanting to know her better opening me up. I am painfully logical at times, but never cold about it.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:56, archived)

Badum tish
Thank you, and no, I dont believe you have
(Deadite, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)

paint the whole world with a rainbow


i know, its been done many times, many ways..
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
GOATSE!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:45, archived)

no? where?
innocent.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:47, archived)

At least you did not use the real hands

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:46, archived)

i would have
but i cant look at that pic no more..
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:48, archived)

you don't need the real hands
infact you don't need a goatse at all now
most people will associate anything vaguely round or red with it
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:53, archived)

so
i see
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:57, archived)

plays Reef
'Put your hands on'
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:58, archived)

;)
www.b3ta.com/board/3623776
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:59, archived)

oh dear god
i'll be back in 10 once i've laughed my little socks off.

can hardly type......
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:01, archived)

sarcastic fucker

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)

no
seriously
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)

"You know you cannot hide, from what's inside,"

Oh dear.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:00, archived)

i think we should ask
gary stringer (the hairy singer ) just exactly what he knows about goatse
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:02, archived)

Shame,
actually

(-rwxr-xr-x, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:52, archived)

cries
a lot
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:54, archived)

The more
I think about it, the more I'm convinced that she's the one who took the pic.
(-rwxr-xr-x, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:55, archived)

spang spang spangity spang
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:57, archived)

*eep*
i'll never look at a rainbow the same way again...
( toxie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:48, archived)

he he

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:49, archived)

I am very much
into your ninja icon rob.

edit: it must be comforting to know that you helped save b3ta ;o)
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:49, archived)

Is there
no area of my life untouched by Goatse?

*sob*
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:49, archived)

we're all
scarred by it.

damm the internet and it's wiley ways..
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:51, archived)

there's one particular area
that I would hope isn't
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:52, archived)

pulls eyesbrows
off ceiling
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:55, archived)

always handy
to have a few spare sets
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:02, archived)

of?
.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)

eyesbrows
of course
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)

SCHNURRICANE!
what's the coding for the monster battle-thingy on your profile?

wanna create my own and add it to mine...
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

<cock>
off
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

*cries*
I'm sorry
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

drunk
very

confused

mightily

hello

morning.

Cheese mmmmm
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:45, archived)

just type your name in the little box and click battle
and it gives you the code

[edit: and people get mad when new threads are started with things like these. this could have gone in a reply somewhere down there. and now you've got your answer, deleting it will make people happy.]
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

thankooo!
:-)
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:46, archived)

Woo
My Battlemonster beat yours!

*dances like a little girl*
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:55, archived)

Make your dreams come true!

( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

This is cool
Nice to see a good 'mash
(Deadite, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:56, archived)

why thank you
though I feel 'good' is a slight embellishment.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:00, archived)