Now everything seems to be livening up..
Good morning to all, and may your day be hummus-blessed

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:01, archived)

haha nice!
I prefer my Tesco cranberry and nut cornflakes though.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:03, archived)

I was tempted to
top the b3tabix with hummus, but then had an attack of "can't be asked"
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:06, archived)

also
would make hungover people feel iller. *is not hungover for a change*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:06, archived)

No, surprisingly for 8 a.m.
on a Saturday morning, my head is refreshingly clear too.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:07, archived)

I have a party to go to today
tomorrow I shall be DYING!!!!!!
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:08, archived)

I'll do the hummus topped variant
for about 8 a.m. tomorrow morning then, yeah?
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:09, archived)

by all means
in any case I don't plan to be home or awake at such an hour ;o)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:10, archived)

*Foldsfive ponders*
will probably have hangover myself - probably not good idea to stare at thousands of google thumbnails of hummus
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:12, archived)

Don't think I can bring myself to 'shop this
Osama Bin Laden screws a donkey at the Tali-barn !!
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:14, archived)

I think one potentially based best left in the
"ideas to do when drunk" folder
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:16, archived)

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:52, archived)

I would
And woo
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:55, archived)

gday!
I have found a veritable archive of spam subjects. That one was grim ;o)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:56, archived)

Hurrah
It's like a spam hummus generator.

Just realised the time, why am I awake?

*worries*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:58, archived)

It's too early for me too
but I had to get up as my delightful spawn leaves for holidays at 9am. Then 2 weeks freedom! YAY!
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:00, archived)

Open the voddy!
I'll be there in an hour ;)
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:02, archived)

Bring me a mixer
I ain't drinking Tesco Value Vodka neat *shudders*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:03, archived)

lemonade, coke or OJ?
Lemonade for me mostly
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:05, archived)

I'll drink anything fizzy really
orange juice is quite vile at the best of times, unless it's the really expensive freshy squeezed with bits one.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:06, archived)

ARRGH ! THE BITS, THE EVIL BITS
I had some orange juice yesterday morning and though it was off as it tasted odd, it wasn't off, it tasted odd as it was the first time I'd had oj minus vodka for about six months
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:09, archived)

Alky!
That was a bit of a pot kettle statement. Oops
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:10, archived)

hahahahahaha!
One of the best yet.. This competition is shaping up to be a really good 'un..
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:00, archived)

tis great fun
if 40% of email ever sent is actually spam, then we cannot run out of fodder.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:02, archived)

I likes it
top woo
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 9:12, archived)

Do you think this is art?

( Bob Scene, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:31, archived)

Well, art raises questions,
and so does that...
:-)
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:32, archived)

I thinks its
fucking NSFW!!! YOU FUCKING CUNT LINK IT ARSEMONGER!!!!!1111!!!1ONE!ELEVEN!!!


*actually I think it's keen
(Human, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:36, archived)

Looks like 'gallery' art
'Ning people! *yawns*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:37, archived)

Yeah but mines got a better arse
img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/jrx575/hunch.jpg

'Ning
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:52, archived)

that scarily looks like me with a hangover of a morning!
STALKER!!!!!!
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:57, archived)

Does this one look like you too?? ;)
img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/jrx575/erotiquep4.jpg
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:04, archived)

nah
my face ain't that blurry.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:05, archived)

Yeah i fucked up the
face to the point where she looks like an "inflatable friend" or so I'm old.


/Not weird, honest
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:07, archived)

I am.......
weird that is.. not an inflateable friend.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:07, archived)

hehe
"Weirdo"

*Points at the weird lady*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:11, archived)

*dribbles and picks nose*
£30 please.. that's my standard charge for being pointed at!
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:13, archived)

*sends £15*
I only used my little finger to point with
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:16, archived)

Yeah, well
Mine's a doctor!
( Bob Scene, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:59, archived)

It's artistic
but is it art? I would say yes, art imitates life as life imitates art if you were to take a photograph is it just an objective image or a subjective image, the camera doesn't decide what angle, what lighting, what subject - we do. And if you were to create a piece of Photoshopped art from a photograph is that not also applying your own subjective take upon what the image means to you. So yes it is art.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:37, archived)

that was very eloquent for this hour!

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:38, archived)

Thank you, I'm gearing up to
go to work.

'ning Lu and also bye coz I really must dash now.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:40, archived)

I've been rehabilitated!
I'm an artist now!
( Bob Scene, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:42, archived)

hurrah
for artistic endeavour, and a good morning to the board!
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:44, archived)

Good morning, Britain!
What time do the pubs open on your side of the pond?
( Bob Scene, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:46, archived)

I'm sure I could find an illegal drinking establishment
open already, but typically around 11:00 a.m. in our neck of the woods
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:48, archived)

now we can persecute you
yay!
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:44, archived)

He must starve in a Garret first, shirley?

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:51, archived)

no.
never ask that question. if you dunno youself - then it cannot posssibly be.
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:47, archived)

Yep
The only art involved was making her want to sit still for me taking naked pictures of her.
( Bob Scene, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:51, archived)

hehe
i'm too hung over to think of a witty reply
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:59, archived)

tonight's gmos repost is eerily applicable


now goodnight, humans.
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:22, archived)

g'night
Dont let the penguins bite.......
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:23, archived)

what/who the frig is this GMOS thing?

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:27, archived)

GrandMa On Speed.
...
I don't know.
(edit - half right by guessing, woohoo)
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:50, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=grandmaofshoes
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:51, archived)

grandma of shoes
shurricane is in love with him. he has pictures of his face shopped over male underwear model bodies on his walls.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:51, archived)

in the not too distant future...
with all his foes vanquished and his vendetta's settled, bush was all too easily convinced to set his sights on the world's last tyrant.



...I'll send you all a postcard from guantanamo bay!
(bigbadbarns, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:17, archived)

as a rule i hate pictures with george bush in them
because they are so very common and lacking in scope.

but technically speaking, this one has very nice face animation.
(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:19, archived)

yeah i know
its so old hat. I was just reading the paper, found this pic with gee dubya pointing his finger at his head and decided to do something. lacking anything approaching creative imagination or talent, I settled for that.

and yes, the wonders of liquify.
(bigbadbarns, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:22, archived)

well i bestow upon you a woo.

(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:23, archived)

huzzah!
.
(bigbadbarns, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:25, archived)

Agreed
on every level. Very good animation.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:51, archived)

nice anim
Woo!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:22, archived)

Claudio's new guitar was badly out of tune

a bit bigger than i thought it was... sorry.
( charleyface 's country is fucked. take me in, non-'mericans..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:47, archived)

that is fucking excellent.

(schnurricane, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:53, archived)

Is he
...No....Prepping a Goatse attack on the kitty?



Please no.......
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:53, archived)

oh no, claudio wouldn't goaste a cat. he's not a monstar.
( charleyface 's country is fucked. take me in, non-'mericans..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:58, archived)

not convinced...
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:00, archived)

do to me the things i never wanted done? uuhn.. EVIL! Monstar do to me the things i never.....
Whoooaaaaaaaaaaa-oahwoahwoah!

I felt much better than thiiisss before..
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:12, archived)

CLAUDIO SANCHEZ FROM COHEED AND CAMBRIA! WOO!
/biggest fan
/seen 'em live
/fwapped over it
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:11, archived)

i've seen them a few times.... seen the comic yet?
( charleyface 's country is fucked. take me in, non-'mericans..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:24, archived)

no, is it out?

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:27, archived)

yessir. issue #1 of 6... i cannot wait for the rest to come out

/they're in america anyway
( charleyface 's country is fucked. take me in, non-'mericans..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:27, archived)

are they good then?

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:29, archived)

it makes the lyrics make a lot more sense
( charleyface 's country is fucked. take me in, non-'mericans..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:30, archived)

i've heard what the story means though
with claudio, the venom etc etc

edit/ ps.


Forgot i'd made that
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:31, archived)

i'm quite glad someone understood that "monstar" was not a spelling error....
( charleyface 's country is fucked. take me in, non-'mericans..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:51, archived)

bahahahahahahahahahahaha!

( Bob Scene, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:21, archived)

wow
*speechless*
(31337ch3353, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:43, archived)

Hey! Lookie! Lookie! I starred in a short film!

The State of Things
CLICK HERE

( sof, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:45, archived)

Yeehaw!
Brilliant. That's one of the best things I've seen in long time.
Bravo.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:52, archived)

that was cool
was he speaking different languages?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:53, archived)

he was speaking in redneck
which for you brits, would be chav.
I guess?
:)
( sof, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:02, archived)

im not brit
i know redneck. but at one point it sounded like we was speaking german.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:03, archived)

Weren't his last words, "All night long."?
That's what it sounded like.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:15, archived)

woo hoo!
hey do you still have that gif you made of me on the motorthingies? that was class.
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:54, archived)

I do
but not with me.
It's on my other computer.
Next time I see you, and I'm at my computer, I'll give it to you:)
Here's the other version to keep you in teh intimate company

( sof, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:57, archived)

haha
woo hoo!
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:00, archived)

Oh My GOD
A woman in my work just told me they have a 19 POUND CAT(weight)!!! Bloody Hull!!!!

prabably looks a bit like this
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:33, archived)

haha! you mean like this
substanceoverform.com/flash/catsurg.swf.htm
( sof, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:39, archived)

*SNIFF*
I cant watch that cos I'm at work and the MOD deny access to flash.



not amused
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:45, archived)

Without doubt
The best waste of 5 minutes of my life, ever.
(Sylkis Green, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:09, archived)

Cocking ace
good work fella.
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:46, archived)

[goodnight]

( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:19, archived)

coca-cola

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:20, archived)

pretty
edit:

I FEEL LIKE DEATH. *cries*
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:20, archived)

today is friday
so death is probably feeling great.

he likes fridays.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:34, archived)

is it?
Today was shitty, I have a heinous cold. And tomorrow I have to spend ten hours on a plane back to England. And I won't be able to get pissed since I'll be on United fucking airlines (the shittiest airline EVER).
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:35, archived)

sleep?
annoy the other passengers?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:36, archived)

I'll try to sleep :(
but probably end up DYING instead
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:40, archived)

well it would probably be easier
to sleep if you did die. but it tends to be harder to wak up.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:40, archived)

yeah
you're probably right *sigh*
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:43, archived)

you'd better not bring any of that
bird flu into britain...
*passes tissue*
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:38, archived)

believe me I'll try not to
I have no desire to be ill :'(
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:40, archived)

aww
hope you feel a bit better tomorrow.

maybe a repost will help... *searches*
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:42, archived)

aww thanks
*sneezes all over monitor*

I'd love a repost
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:43, archived)

( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:51, archived)

hahahahhhahahahhahah
that's fantastic!
thank you!!!
*hugs*
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:53, archived)

glad to help
have a good flight & goodnight
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:55, archived)

Artistic
and beautiful.

Big WOO to you Sir Tweatnik!

and a small YAY
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:20, archived)

goodnight mr. tweaknik
bravo as usual!
( sof, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 5:27, archived)

I'm sure it was mentioned
but did anyone see water-skiing squirrels in the Hate Mail on Friday?

My first thought was a B3tan had infiltrated, but turned out it was just those crazy New Worlders...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:01, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:56, archived)

thought i'd mention this....
i found today's (somethingAwful feature) very, very wooWorthy. i encourage viewage.
{edit0}i am aware of my long-term lurkage, but stay tuned as i will be posting much cool stuff sometime in the next few days{/edit0}
{edit1}oh, and woo for the picness, of course.{/edit1}
(31337ch3353, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:00, archived)

tyre head pincoio women polar bear

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:01, archived)

Sounds like a compo entry

(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:06, archived)

evenin you
crazy thing
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:12, archived)

yes
MORE!
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:25, archived)

i just got chavved in guildford
had to go to hosptal . death to all the chavs in this country
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:53, archived)

*walks out door*
*kills a chav from across the road with a spade*

hope you're okay.

/pissed.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:54, archived)

i'm okay
i was knocked out for a good few mins and my jaw is fucking killing

time for bed take it easy
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:55, archived)

i think bed is a fantastic idea
nitey-nite b3ta.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:55, archived)

Holy crap! That's rotten.
What's wrong with people?

Too bad Babs wasn't with you. She'd have kicked their fucking asses. Sorry. I just couldn't help it.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:14, archived)

you again!
I remember you said you went to Encinal, which is odd cause I went to elementary school right across from it, at Phillips Brooks. Was that there when you went there?
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:15, archived)

Hey.
Nope. So much has changed in that place, since I was a kid. I won't go on my rant. I'm so jealous- living in England must be great.

Shoot, I hope you feel better. Get well, and have FUN!
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 4:43, archived)

wateva happend to the gay shift
the board is sooooooooooooooooo slow














( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:30, archived)

It got married.
In Texas.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:31, archived)

err..
the.. "gay" shift got married?
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:34, archived)

bum sex

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:35, archived)

Best reply ever
100% fact.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:39, archived)

Yep
But Bush annuled* it

*analed?
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:41, archived)

bush get it
anal sex is like a hiv cocktail
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:42, archived)

Like a cocktail?
Gets you arseholed?
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:44, archived)

Well, have some old gay shiftness

(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:49, archived)

/also misses the gay
shift

have a gay-shift pearoast


( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:50, archived)

yay!
woo!
( sof, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:19, archived)

My first ever gif!

It's half-assed but I like it.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:12, archived)

WHY THE FUCK AM I AWAKE?

( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:14, archived)

Why am I?
I'm so very very tired and your pic is screwing with my eyes.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:17, archived)

Why is it screwing with your eyes?
Maybe if I animate it...
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:18, archived)

It looks like it's blurring and sharpening and blurring and sharpening
and blurring and sharpening and blurring and sharpening and blurring and *brain eats itself*
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:20, archived)

I'll have a pint of whatever
you've been drinking
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:21, archived)

Barkeep!
A pint of water with soluble paracetamol dissolved in it!

I have a spot of the old ouchnoodle.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:26, archived)

make that 8
pints please
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:27, archived)

I'm not Jesus
or Paul Daniels.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:30, archived)

I'm Dutch
It's after 4 a.m. here, dammit! They warned me for this, but noooooo, I wouldn't listen...
(One of these things first, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:19, archived)

Dutch people
are 2.18% less intelligent than me*


*on average
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:25, archived)

2.179963 %, to be correct



/pedant
(One of these things first, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:28, archived)

I underestimated you by 0.000037%
Please accept my humblest apologies
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:30, archived)

Apologies accepted
I guess you must be Danish, then
(One of these things first, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:31, archived)

hoopla
yay woo
(LOL B33T!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:14, archived)

The FAQ .....
.. scares me too much to answer you coherently now....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:15, archived)

Arf!
Like his face at the end
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:15, archived)

You should enjoy the source pic then...
static.userland.com/gems/glrt/Ben%20Frown.gif
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:23, archived)

He's
a happy chappie aint he?!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:24, archived)

When man and ape fall in love,
Benji there is born.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:28, archived)

hehe

( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:28, archived)

How dare you besmirch the name of the Gods of Rock!
Have some sultans of swing, albeit reposted;

Goodnight folks, it's been lovely!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:16, archived)

I love Maiden
in a non sexual way.
Nice sultans.
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:35, archived)

again, a TJ
ok, thanks everyone for your advice, but as i have always said, you can anever learn love by being told, you can only learn it by feeling it. I appreciate your advice no end, and i alost feel very thankful for your putting up with my nonsensical drunken ramblings (if theres one way to tell i'm drunk, it;s me talking about talking about me being drunk, and talking about that too etc.)
If any of you nice b3ta ladies want to help me take my mind off of jenny, i'm up for it so to speak.

I'm off to bed now, don't worry, i don't get hangovers, i've drunk far more rum than this and been swordfighting merily the next day.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:19, archived)

What did you call me......
.....?
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:23, archived)

i've clearly had too much
what DID i call you:?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:26, archived)

Nothing.
... N O T H I N G.........
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:28, archived)

B3TA lady boy?
or am I hearing things??
I must go to fucking bed. Seriously
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:27, archived)

Blimeh...!!
... I'm in the midst of the Edinburgh festival... Humour doesn't seem to go as far as it used to.....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:30, archived)

You've not
sent her any drunken, embarrasing texts have you? Not that I speak from experience of course - woke up after a night out once to find a rather toe-curling text in my outbox. I immediately sent another apologising and saying I didn't mean it - I got one back saying "What message?", I'd never actually sent it and so had to dig myself out of a rather deep hole.

Good luck though.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:26, archived)

nope, but fortunately
we understand each other well enough to predict what we have to say to each other when drunk, i've said some right crap that she just laughed off in the knowledge that when drunk i'm liable to reach those thoughts.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:32, archived)

there is always one


posse
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:02, archived)

*wakes up very drunk*
...... Damn....... What Floaty miss.....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:08, archived)

Indeed
In my class he was called Gareth.

Woo!"
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:10, archived)

Rrrrrarrr!
Hello sir! Haven't seen you round these parts for aaaaaaaaaggges!
( mechamatsimpsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:14, archived)

been having a shit life thats why
click me
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:15, archived)

Boo :(
Nothing too serious, I hope
( mechamatsimpsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:16, archived)

hope not
how are you
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:25, archived)

ahem...

( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:45, archived)

Arf!
Funny 'cause it's true (unfortunately)
Be the first to recieve my woo pic!

(One of these things first, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:49, archived)

hehehe
thanks :)
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:51, archived)

but the right way up hes saying
ioom
(Sparrafizzle, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:54, archived)

Nice
Woo
and so is this
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:51, archived)

The fluff!
I feel so warm now =]
(One of these things first, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:57, archived)

great advice, well illustrated
woo to that
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:57, archived)

Sage words...
Alas my livelihood is based around a CAD package called Microstation which saves on the fly (with an enormous 'undo'-buffer if you fuck up) and flipping between this, Tattyshop and Illustrator confuses the hell out of me.

But then I'm a bit simple.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:04, archived)

i spent 20 minutes on a complex pic
when photoshop crashed. My own fault though...
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:13, archived)

Don't do that.....

( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:21, archived)

you changed it!
:( you loose.
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:38, archived)

woo!
(stumbles around trying to find appropiate WOO.gif)
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:50, archived)

Erection Problems?

(Supercelts7, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:40, archived)

hehehehe
/laughs like a loon
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:42, archived)

Erection is such a great word.
It's always good to get it into [construction] site meeting minutes. Like 'moist' and 'flange'.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:45, archived)

what about "cunt"
ever get a chance to slip that one in?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:47, archived)

Unfortunately not.
Nor indeed to slip one into it.
My boss has said he'll give me a bonus if I can make the Interior Designer cry in a site meeting. Now he really *IS* a cunt.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:49, archived)

((((( I want your job )))))
hahahah. [*dries tear*] I think you should go for bully on that one
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:57, archived)

Re: Erection is such a good word!
LOL!!!
(Supercelts7, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:49, archived)

hull?
:)


( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:47, archived)

oh deary me
That pesky pair seem to have got themselves in it again
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:51, archived)

Posting my beer-u-fax due to lack of hummus and boredom...

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:25, archived)

i don't have a fax machine
is it compatible with MMS?
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:26, archived)

Great
I want one!!!!





repost from last night?
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:29, archived)

yeah..
but i can't be arsed/it's too late to make anything new
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:32, archived)

Cool
Big WOO anyway!

and a small YAY
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:01, archived)

a woo, and a tenuously advisory pearoast in case you get faxed too much:

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:29, archived)

hehehehehe

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:33, archived)

Please
send one to my office, it is desperately needed.
Woo
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:30, archived)

Mmmm...
Guiness.

I like it, but it is the only drink that is capable of giving me a hell of a headache.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:34, archived)

quick, dirty, and cheaky compo entry #3




EDIT: OH JESUS CHRIST I'M SMOKING A 6 MONTH OLD CIG BECAUSE I HAVE NO TOBACO LEFT. IT'S SO HORRIBLE, YET SO SATISFYING AT THE SAME TIME.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:09, archived)

i think that's pretty

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:11, archived)

Cheers Robert
it makes me feel all fuzzy inside.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:12, archived)

sorry for the TJ
but if anyone whats to carry on the good(?) advice from www.b3ta.com/board/3623819 then lets do it here on the recent page
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3623937

long and short of it is mate, she's having a really difficult time by the sounds of things, and despite what you say about putting other people first all the time, you're not doing that here. I mean I don't care what gender or species she likes to fuck, but she obviously does, and at your age, coming to terms with bog-standard heterosexuality is hard enough. Add anything else to the mix and it's mayhem in your head.

Perhaps that's because nobody is 100% gay or 100% straight but we're all expected to be, I dunno.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:14, archived)

ok...so repeating myself rather a lot..
so, sensitive and supprortive? i spend an hour or so tonight cheeering her up because the bloke she likes hasn't contacted her for a few days. I moved her from tears to utter confidence that she was doing nothing wrong, was slim and beautiful, and that he wasn't worth getting so worked up over. It;s just a case of knowing which little words mean a lot.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:21, archived)

man, I have to stop editing in place so hard
but anyway. I don't mean that, that's being a friend. I mean the deeper identity issues that your teenage years are so acutely focused on. I don't know if you talk on that level, I mean I'm nearly 30 and I don't really talk to anyone on that level, but I think that there is the thing that's really fucking with her mind.

She may need to get over that and build a solid confidence in who she is before she can form a proper relationship anyway. As may you? I don't know. I know my head was a mess well into my 20s. And still is if I'm honest.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)

forget her
end of story
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:29, archived)

can't she's still my best friend
losing her would be devastaing, even if i didn't fancy her.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:57, archived)

her sexuality has never been anything resembling an issue
a few years ago, she just relaised that she still fancied guys, but just so happened to like girls too. I wish i could put myself first more, but when i do i just feel guilty because i've made the other person miss out on exactly the ammount i'm enjoying something, making me feel bad, if not worse than i was originally, i'm doing my best to effectively reprogram myself out of this, like i've done about my shyness or my insecurities.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:33, archived)

her sexuality has never been anything resembling an issue
and this is where you are wrong.

it will be an issue for most, if not all of her life.

and you are still insecure. Go meet some other women who think you're cute and who like the way you dance or something. Get some confidence in yourself for fucks sake. You see all this bollocks you're spouting about putting other people first just doesn;t ring true. I think you're so obsessed with yourself that you're letting other people walk all over you as a diversion from the real, self-centered you.

stop fucking worrying about other people so much. help them if they need it, but don't expect to solve all their problems.

Because I assure you, you can't.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:40, archived)

i don;t mean it doesnlt cause her problems
i mean the choice has never been difficult, she quite certainly is attracted to boys and girls in the same way, by her opinion and everyone who knows her. She has the confidence to not let her sexuality bother her in the slightest, here levels or resolve in that matter never fail to astound me and my freinds.

I had a date for last night, according to everyone that knows her she likes me (one person i dont even know phoned me to say that she liked me, and could i please ask her out or at the very least be amazingly tactful in my turning her down. I fancy her too, so i asked her out, she texted me the day before the date to say she was having a party, she'd i vite me but too many people were going. Still, she wants to go ice skating with me and my friends (inclusing jenny, awkward) next week.

I don't LIKE being so nice, it's just the way i feel, i get shitloads of guilt whenever i take something that someone else would like. No one seems to apprciate the fact that i can actually be a generous, considerate person. Ask anyone who knows me well, (which i understand you can't) i'm generous to any stranger asking for help or chairty because i can and because other people's happiness makes me happier than my own happiness and my guilt.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:53, archived)

Is this a wind up?
sounds more and more like she's only a tiny part of your problem.

mate, you are positively dripping with insecurity. perhaps that's why she doesn't fancy you. she wants someone strong and confident who can show her things, be an adventure, a bit of a mystery to solve. Try putting yourself in her shoes, genuinely and honestly in her shoes, instead of wallowing in self-pity. it's not attractive, or becoming.

And that's all I've got to say on the matter because I need to get some sleep as I'm off to play a gig in snowdonia tomorrow and there may be girls there.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:00, archived)

it;s me trying to make sense
after 13 units of rum
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 3:03, archived)

Whats is need here is a good dose
of Lyrics.

Summertime and the wind is blowing outside though we’re in Chelsea and I don’t know what I’m doing in the city, the sun is always in my eyes.
It crashes through the window when I’m sleeping on the couch, when I came to visit you, that’s when I knew, that I could never have you, I knew that before you did.

Still I’m the one who’s stupid. And there’s this burning like there’s always been, I never been so alone, and I’ve…. never been so alive.

This is a view on a motorcycle drive by, the cigarette ash flies in your eyes and you don’t mind, you smile, and say the world it doesn’t agree with you, I don’t believe you , you’re so surreal, careening thro the universe you axis on a tilt, your guiltless and free, I hope you will take a piece of me with you.

There’s things I like to do , that you don’t believe in, I would like to build something, but you’ll never see it happen. And there’s this burning, like there’s always been, I’ve never been so alone, and I … I’ve never been so alive.

And there’s this burning, ahah, there’s this burning, ay ay ay.

There’s this soul I want to know, New York City is evil, the circus is everything, but I could never do that, someone would see through that, and this is the last time we’ll be friends again, and I’ll get over you, you’ll wonder who I am. And there’s this burning, just like there’s always been, I’ve never been so alone, alone, alive, alive, I’ve never been so alive …. so alive.

I go home to the coast it starts to rain I paddle out on the water, alone, taste the salt and taste the pain, I’m not thinking of you again.

Summer dies it swells and dries and the sun goes down in my eyes through this broken wave, darkly coming, to take me …. home.

And I’ve never been so alone, and I’ve never been so alive.


Third Eye blind - Motorcycle Driveby
(lastingdamage, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 11:55, archived)

lyrics for your perusal
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:18, archived)

You'll have blood on your paws
before the night is out with advice like that!

EDIT: good linkage, squire! Morissey fans' joint 14th least favourite artist- none other than Barry White, the walrus of lurrrrrrve!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:24, archived)

"I'm driving
Your girlfriend home
And she's laughing
To stop herself crying
"Drive on", she says
I drive on
And she says
"So how did I end up
Attached to this person
When his sense of humour
Gets gradually worser ?"
And I can't tell her "
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)

Ooooh...
A username I haven't seen.

2000AD right?
ABC warriors are great!
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)

N5!

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:32, archived)

"I dont want to spoil our friendship"
just means "you're an ugly cunt"

You never did have a chance
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:19, archived)

:O

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:20, archived)

what?

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:25, archived)

you called him an ugly cunt!

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)

or in the words of jenny
"ok leo, i admit it, you're no prince chaming, but compared to most of the ugly fuckers we hang around with you're far from ugly"
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:44, archived)

but she still
doesn't fancy you.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:50, archived)

you should see some o the people she;s gone out with in the past
faces by all opinions worse than mine, but like me, naturaly athletic build and strong upper back muscles (which is acording to her the sexiest part of a man's body)
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:55, archived)

Whatever
you do, don't force the issue here. Time is your friend. Let things settle. Are you really so desperate? Dare you force things to the point of being irreperable? Take your time. Eventually, she will see if you are subtle.

Edit/ perhaps you shouldn't listen to me. I have a bad tendancy to be very mechanistic. A person does x because Y and Z applies. etc.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:29, archived)

did you mean suitable?
or was that a subtle subtext?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:34, archived)

I mean
Subtle. Pushing things won't help I think.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:35, archived)

but
it's the only pleasure I have left in life
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:51, archived)

i was subtle for a while
but in recent months, we've become uttely open to each other, no secrets, no lies, we've deiscussed at length how we feel about each other, and way before that i learned to recognise when she's being at all untruthful, and to the best of my knowledge, she spoke every word as she meant it.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:36, archived)

No secrets
no lies.
Sounds to me like you are only a short step away.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:38, archived)

nope,
a short step backwards, she cares for me like a brother, but couldnt do anything for the same reason.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:41, archived)

i need an apple

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:13, archived)

I've got some fag butts that are only a few weeks old.
Want me to stick em in the post?
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:20, archived)

please :(
i'm skint
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:20, archived)

word of caution
be careful of what you ask for (he just might do it)
(31337ch3353, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:56, archived)

i think
i'd be funnier if he said "if you say so" instead of "sure, whatever". arfage nonetheless.
(31337ch3353, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:57, archived)

This strange occurance happened while I was playing hangman...

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:05, archived)

"Labeling"
that is all
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:06, archived)

Labeling
is correct. In UK English. Sorry.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:09, archived)

yay for grammar pedants!
*hugs*
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:12, archived)

Yup.
Huzzah for them.

/corrects her mother all the time
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:14, archived)

no it isn't.. (ahem) Sorry
www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/label
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)

didn't
you have a big rant and vow never to come back here again?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:16, archived)

yep.
and it still stands. But I have found the answer.

small doses.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:30, archived)

hehe
never did that when I played it :(
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:09, archived)

All you need are keys that make a *click* appear on the screen.
They have to be very loud keys.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:13, archived)

heheheh
that am woo!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:09, archived)

sad
but not at all uncommon
(31337ch3353, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:58, archived)

oooh look!
there's a search button again!

and it goes to the glassco.cx thingie.

huzzah.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:05, archived)

Yay!
The glassco.cx site is comletely invaluable these days.

Or is that just me and my egospazzing ways?
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:06, archived)

Huzzah indeed!
Nice work, and ima off to Bed, night B3ta you wonders of society.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:06, archived)

cool
glassco.cx is excellent
( tweaknik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:07, archived)

ooh! genius!
ps. did you watch tonight's borat? just 'cause of the link in the newsletter
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:07, archived)

yes I watched
it's a mixed bag init?
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:08, archived)

yeah, it's kinda scary that there are people actually like that
like the safari guy saying that he agrees with the jewish genocide, to sacha baron cohen too...

kinda funny but makes you cringe too
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:11, archived)

I thought the gay guy bits were shit
but then I thought the borat bits were shit when they were in the Ali G show.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:16, archived)

yeah, the bruno bits were a bit bollocks
except last week, when he was getting the beach guys to shout party, and then says "say hello to everyone at austria gay tv"...

ahhhh... *wipes tear*

(*and cock*)
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:17, archived)

missed that
mainly I think he should punctuate his longer satire with short 30 second gags.

He's great but I worry he's alienating the casual viewer.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:25, archived)

NO NEED FOR THIS THEN ANY MORE =)
b3tas3arch
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:08, archived)

fight! fight! fight!
I demand that you fight the glassco.cx guy and the winner be declaired the victor. Or something.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:09, archived)

man you are way more hyper then you used to be
you on lsd again?
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:11, archived)

I'm feeling happy
the b3ta talk board is buzzing
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:12, archived)

hehe nice to see you back to the old days ginger =)
(bring back the green board you slut)
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:14, archived)

i want to reply
but I don't know what you're on about
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 2:23, archived)