I know the real culprit....

( Microwave, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

Well
the enigmatic bitch.

Woo
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

Woo!
Jealous minx that she is.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

heh
nice
( barnesy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

pffffft!
w/y/h

i always thought she looked shifty
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

Hahah

( magnum, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

Ackbar wants your bank details!


Probabaly been done
(glamage, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

haha
definitely not a trap

hahaha

great
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

Haha!
Don't think it's been done, and it's tops!
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

Woo
but it am not Ackbar Wednesday, Unfortunatley
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

hehehe
like it :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

Sick of bandwagons and screams

Have a paintmash repost of psyduck with a flower.
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

hurray
I HAVE AN ORANGE!!! HEAR ME ROAR!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

ARGH IT A'SPLODED IN MY EYES!!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

oh no!
are your eyes okay?
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

fine now...
mmmmmm orangey
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

alright then
how's the orange doing?
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

i've had better
but still, how're you?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

i'm good
not very orangey, but i can't complain
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)

hurray :)

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)

hurray indeed

(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)

*dances obscurely*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:37, archived)

*dances in a different location*

(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)

:(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)

don't worry
my dance is just as obscure.
skankin'!!!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:41, archived)

skankin' you say?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)

HURRAY!!!
i'm orangey now!!!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:44, archived)

Spack

( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)

ARGH A BEE!
/loves bees really
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)

*listens from hundreds of miles away*
my, you roar good!
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

um, meaow?
woo to your orange ownership!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

me likes
psyduck

me also likes this picture
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

Me like Psyduck very much also
You may like my Psyduck tribute to Shaun of the dead
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

Thats
very nice indeed
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:38, archived)

Thanks
*fondly pats psyduck collection*
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:41, archived)

My that is fluffy!
have my fluffiest woo*




*May not contain actual fluff!
( Netspore, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

Damn, and I was so hopefull
I had a thing for pigs years ago so im thrilled. Thanks for your bouncy oinky sausage supplier!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

Psyaye aye aye

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

Romania wins sack race doubles.

(Stooky, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

ho ho!
it says "TATOES"!!!
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

ooh that would've been a good caption image,
shame i just got one.
this week: 5 VHS films, free-tat is goin' OLD SCHOOL!*

*please note: The film Old School is not included in the prizes.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Thank you
for the 50 yen
(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

well, thats what you get for participating
and for being runner-up! :)
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

I've fucked up my first caption already!
Its ment to say "left" not "right"! Can you sort it for me?
(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

I happy for thing I got first week I tried.
first runner up!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)

Fuck-a-doodle-do!
I've got runnerup again!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:37, archived)

The worst thing about the collapse of the USSR
is that so many of the new countries were really fucking lazy at making their own flags.
( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Romania just used the old one
and took the star out.

But yeah, tricolores are a bit dull. France gets points for originality, but the rest of 'em? Blimey.
(Astatine, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

I didn't mean Romania in particular, it's just something I noticed this week.
Ukraine is a particular offender. But it doesn't seem just restricted to the former Soviet Union, but to the entirity of Eastern Europe, with Slovenia's flag being especially shit when shown next to that of the Russian Federation.
( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

woo
arf arf arf
(disordered, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

bloody hell
you really shouldn't tell us things like that.
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

No
Especially not looking at the pic in his profile...
( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

yipe

( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

Can't be
sitting very comfortably then...
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

Arf!

(Astatine, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

Arf
Nicely done. Wooyay!
( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

[edit] heh, what are the chances..? ;)
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

The chances are
1 in 1. It's already happened!
( Netspore, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

much woo
for the topicality
(Brother_Will, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

That is also most woo
Yay for you too!
( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:23, archived)

Newsflash. Edward Munchs' "The Scream" has been stolen..
Oh no, there it is!



I'll be very surprised if someone hasn't b3tan me to it!
( Netspore, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

What sort of person
wears a Speedo to run a marathon anyway?
I'd feel ever so self-concious. :S
(the funky gibbon, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

Me too
Some of them had loose shorts, which were better I thought.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

there's nothing finer than the feel of sweaty lycra
on a saunday afternoon
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

My mother commented that if they drank too much they would have to pee as they ran.
Which put me off a bit, I must say.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

they're only at it for 2 hours, surely they can hold it in that long...
ask Baz if he ever reappears. he's done the london one.
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

I thought so.
But still, the image didnt go away...
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:25, archived)

mind you
i can hardly go 15 minutes without pissing myself. it happens when you get to my age.
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

Maybe that's the need for the lycra
keeps it all in!

I suppose piss could be used as a type of oilslick to halt other runners!
( Netspore, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

You don't feel the urge to pee when you're running a marathon
because you sweat so much, your bladder doesn't get a look in. You get to know exactly how much fluid your body needs.
( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:42, archived)

I know what you mean.
It's also a shame that she might lose her sponsorship from club 18-31!

Were there 1831 people in that race? I don't remember seeing them!
( Netspore, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

arf!

(the funky gibbon, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

woo yay
that's great
( gazz, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

Pfft
Nicely done. Woo!
( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

next bandwagon
plzthx.


:wanders off for teh hummus:
(LOL B33T!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

Hmm
Read the FAQ, please.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

...

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

(Bombast, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

Hi
crudelydrawncockalorum
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

( oCo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

That's
marvellous!
( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

Quick
draw
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

the
ninja's gonna win.
(Acemandoo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

he is no ninja,
but this one is.
( oCo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

ace

( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

...
that is ace.

i want one.

also. he's gonna kill both the sherrif and the random ninja-impersonater.
(Acemandoo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

that was never in doubt
:)

woo to the pic
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

..
He does look rather village people
(Pigmash, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

Teehee - aceness on a stick!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

One of them will get mown down
in a spray of bullets, no doubt.
woo!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

That's rather lovely
Woo!
( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

Mmmm...

Vote, please, vote!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brilliant
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Thank you very much :)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

Get that dirty banner ad off yer website!
:p
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

They're angelfire's and they rotate. Which one do you mean?!!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

Dirty as in any banner...
Not porn, like :D

You said "vote, please vote" and the banner took me to some uni site lol
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

Ah, the Uni of Phoenix - irritating sods!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)

That'll fondue nicely!
w/y/h!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Oooh, thank you kind sir!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

Yay!
How I've missed these. Brilliant as ever.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

Thank you :)
I've missed them too :P
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

Tee hee.
But you've done about a bajillion now. It'll take me ageeessss to catch up.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

211 ;)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

arf
nice one
( oCo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

Cheers m'dear!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

just noticed ... you did 211 of them ?
you're clearly insane
( oCo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

Yes, therefore...
... *counts on fingers* 39 to go until I finish the series completely.
Insane - of course!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

groan! :)
woo
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

Hehe, thanks :)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

Thats a
beauty
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

Beeeeeeaaauutieesss!!!
/Johnny Vaughn, Big Breakfast.
Thank you :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

I have a sneaking suspicion
that you won't be able to give up after 250 of them.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

I have to. I have a new idea in the works.
I will make a few for birthdays/special occasions however!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

Mahahahaha
ace as always :D
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

Ahh, I wondered if you were near! :P
Thank you :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

Not as much as I'd like recently
but I did spazz back and saw your earlier one as well which also made me larf.
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Excellent - I'm pleased it did, that's my aim! :)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

Erm...
yes...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

Aha! I will be tottering along the Oxford bash if I may.
And if I don't have too much on. :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:16, archived)

well the more the merrier:)
.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

Excellent!
Do we have venues? Possible stayover/par-carking places yet?
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

I need somewhere
if you're up for some sort of share?
(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

We'll discuss it nearer the time?
I'm not even 100% sure I'm going!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

Ok.

(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

Hahaha
I wanted you to do the Wicked Witch of the West shouting "I'm melting, meeeelllting!" as she melted into the fondue.

Mmmmm a big chocolately woo.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

Hehehe... thank you!
*Feels hips widening*
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

Do we have a midwife in the house?

( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

Shes up the duff already?!
bloody students...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

*wanders off,
having successfully created a scandallous rumour*
( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Scandellous!
/Clueless.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

Tsk!
Not for another 5 or so years, no!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:20, archived)

yeah yeah...
thats what they all say:)

you'll have to watch out for benny at the bash though, hes so fertile you can get 'in the family way' just by lookin at him;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

Haha... I see!
I might bring my [non-b3tan] boyfriend too - just for a bit of fun, so we can say 'spang' and 'the fear!!!' and watch him get confused!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:27, archived)

a non b3tan?
im pretty sure thats against the rules im afraid....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

Damn. :P

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)

You may however
bring one passport sized photo and you may also mention him once during conversation....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:34, archived)

Do we have a midfielder in the house?

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

Pffft
That am as good as I've come to expect from you, which is to say, extremely good.
Wooyay!
( Mally Chickmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

Oh thank you for your wooyay, you flatterererer!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

LOVERLY!
fondue you love me?

/theifed
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:18, archived)

I love everyone.
Except trolls. And funky gibbon. *winks*
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

What?
I just read this.
Well, I think you smell, so there!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

Blimey! I didn't notice this in the red mist
Have a late woo!
(Bombast, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:21, archived)

Red mist? Is that a euphemism?!!
Thanks for your woo! :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

Heh, I've you've just logged on ...
theres a lot of unfluffyness going down.
(Bombast, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

There is?
I am usually oblivious to most unfluffiness... it passes me by!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

that's not a fondue
it's a mousse, or possibly an angel delight. this is a fondue
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:24, archived)

Getty Images said it was a fondue.
And it is melted chocolate.
That'll do for me.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

A Getty Images thief!!!
*takes hat off*
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

once upon a time on a hill

( connor, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

smoking gives you aids too
true
(disordered, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

Three Hundred and 64 Images
for the word "sporg"....

and I wonder where to get an idea from...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

true
but the cancer destroys the aids
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

shhh
contradicting disordered means you get aids too
(disordered, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

oh well
i'd better spread the wealth
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

Well,
that makes precious little sense.
( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

It reads like a quote from
www.bash.org
( LP, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Or maybe even a quotation

( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

That's a lot arsier
than I meant it to be, actually. Whoops.
( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

You do know that
noone will like you at uni and you will be all alone:)

/bastard mode
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

I don't get it
but it makes me smile a happy smile. Woo!
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Ahhh... haa.

( Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

the original picture

(LOL B33T!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

but what are the really
odd objects visible through the strings of the racquet?
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

its
some sort of time-warp-dilation thing!run!


edit: is the plane grinning?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

Can't.. bring.. self..
..to.. look.. at.. plane.. eyes.. drawn.. to.. racquet..
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

This is the mike demanding you to look...
...you know you cant resist the dogged persistance of the mike...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

My anti-mykeyboy filter is due a recharge
so you're right - and yes, it would appear to be grinning.. I've completely forgotten about the paradox of a mystery of a conundrum that is the racquet now.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

I reccomend you
recharge it...lest i creep under your sheets tonight.....

/groom
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

/plugs in anti-mykeyboy filter
/orders three more from Amazon
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

oh you think you're sooooo safe....
but you just watch out...that shadow in the corner of your room tonight...it just mike be the mike..watching, waiting....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

I've left the lights on
for four nights in a row now since the original goatse/candyman thing. I haven't slept since then.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:22, archived)

well, i promise
to be under your bed tonight:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

damn
you're a bit sharp tonight!!

eyes of a hawk.... etc.
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

I have the eyes of a hawk
the heart of a lion, and the liver and onions of a transport cafe.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

It doesn't take the eyes of an hawk to see that
this is another 5 minute shop wonder.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

It'll no doubt
die a death. I've never seen a bandwagon receiving this much vitriol
Yeah, in the whole two months or so I've been using b3ta. Thats an age. ;)
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

true
but not everything has to be a work of art...


/hates this bandwagon with a passion
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

Perhaps not a work of art
but funny would be nice.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

agreed:)
.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

For the answer, you must go to....

...THE SOURCE...



Sorry, I won't do any more bandwagoning. :(
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

this place is rapidly turning into fark
honestly, i turn my back fir 5 minutes...
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

I was kind of
trying to be sarcastic in a nice way
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

I know,
but I couldn't resist placing the link one final time...


shame on me
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

Hey, the first one made me laugh
it's just the bandwagoning that didn't!
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:19, archived)

(drnuclear, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

Any excuse
to show off my spang to the night owls

Unedited n all
(Pigmash, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

she has a portal to another plain of existence
in her tennis racket...

but also, see complaints
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

which complaints?

(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

FUCK OFF!

And quit bandwagoning!
Sorry, im pizza-less fustraited!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

/cock off
?
(disordered, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

Heheheh!
Shuddup moaning, and have some alcohol instead

:)
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

:hummus:
(LOL B33T!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

mmmm, hummous
Theyeve run out of it at the pizza place, bastards.
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

My sentiments exactly
Nice pic by the way
(Bombast, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

Cheers!
I miss my hummose...and its about time i got stuck into finishing my Samurai pizza cat costume
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

hehe
nice pizza cat there.

woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)

Ah, you changed your name in
a very funny way!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

NO! for the love of digestive biscuits
this bandwagon is not funny, or at least posting Tennis Girl on a disaster pics isn't humourous. The Quo work better on disaster pics simply because they are laughing and it's The Quo. Tennis Girl does nothing to add humour to a humourless picture.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

Bring back Sturdy Girl,
that's what I say!
( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:08, archived)

Sturdy Girl?
That's a new one on me....
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

Twenty two thousand??!?!??
Crikey.
( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)

Errr....eh?
Have you been looking at my collection of frog spawn?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

I agree

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

In an attempt to be original...
I typed the most random word I could think of...
"Pootle"
into google image search.. and got three results...
two of them off b3ta. arse

(Edit: I've not been on B3TA for about 6 months, need to get back up to speed)
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

Pootle is a lovely fellow.
An old b3tan.
( Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

And the namesake of
pootle: To rearange lettering in a photoshop to create new phrases
( LP, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

Not this then?
www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/flumps/
(Astatine, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

yes.
Pootle is respected b3ta member

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=3059
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

i'd hardly say
"respected"...
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

well, it was that
or 'wanted'
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

that's far more like it
;)
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

he is lovely and
completely bonkers!
( rogue, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

Was it ever decided what Free Tat would be
giving away this week?
(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

i fell asleep last night.
I shall update y'all about it tonight.
its possibly a dvd of the film variety.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

someone
say summit bout free tat?!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

www.free-tat.co.uk
Let you're inner gayness provide captions to pictures.
(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

cant i use
yours dude?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

Why is you're vector not in your profile?

(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

cos i havent gotten round to uploading
it and you have yet to email the high quality version to my works email addy...

that is for why
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

I have no idea of you're works email.
It's something like:
heard_mike@lovesthecock.com
isn't it?
(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:12, archived)

i might have to borrow that slogan
and post that on a christian message board.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

Use it as hard as you like
I'm not the type of person who wants credit for it either.
(r3load, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

and heres me
thinkin you usually just wanted a reach-around...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:11, archived)

I've met him, you know.

( bananaman, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

I got 234.

(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

Im having a hard time on Yell.co.uk
Im going to pay my repects at a funeral. Ive found the church (with map n directions, great website) but I cant find the cemetery anywhere!!!!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

try
www.multimap.co.uk - you should be able to see the cemetary, if not on the map, on the arial photograph
( LP, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

That website is great.
I was going to post the same advice but I forgot what it was called.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

It's easy to find
it's the dead centre of town
( Goatpod, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

cant you
follow the hearse?
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:09, archived)

I could
But I dont think it would be very respectable to have some girl you dont know who knows the desesed panting away behind the 3mph hearse running with flowers.
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

The Meaty McMeat Show Poster
The Meaty McMeat Show - a 99 minute animated feature
Delaware Based Productions
(yardko, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

?

( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

!

(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

eighthed

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

Is Delaware
like Tupperware?
(jansenmann, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

its the cheese based version
petrified cheese moulded into box shapes.
(stomm, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

oOH
sounds yummy
(jansenmann, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:10, archived)

*whoosh*
over my head.
(Acemandoo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

I think its some kind of self promotion.
But more acceptably done than usual I have to say. It still makes no sense though.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

KIT-E-KUT

(Stooky, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

umm...
should i be happy or frightened?
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

and i dance dance dance
and i dance dance dance - wyh
(stomm, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

Is he
playing the oink oboe?
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

I say...
That's a bit NSFW.

And mean to cats.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

Awww
*too Alice Cooper, not the dead kitty*
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

( tweaknik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

bandwagon you say?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

did that
even need shopping?

:-D
( gazz, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

very little
bloody close to that picture of me too

SCARY!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

Tee hee.
Rick Moranis looks just like YOU.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

ah, i see.
reverse psychology
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

I agree...
seeing as the bandwagons of late are not even funny.. in the slightest...

"let's put a napkin on somebody and a paper party hat.. LMAFAO 7331 !!11"
(Balphaus, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

Philistine!
actually, i see this pro and anti bandwagonedness as a sign of our impending doom. 2 factions shall arise from b3ta, leading to wars of epic proportions. the death toll shall rise in the thousands, until one faction overcomes all, to decide whether or not bandwagons are teh funnay or not
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

nah fuck it
you just get used to it after a while
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

or we end up
with a splinter website www.b3ta.bandwagon.com
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

get to fuck!
dick beattie is teh class!
(disordered, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

in moderation
even teh Beattie gets a bit annoying after 20 or so continuous posts
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

timing is everything

( mictoboy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

Bandwagons are bad, mmmkay
- well that's not strictly true some good things do come out of them, but when it's a 5 min shop wonder then schtop! Think about it, take your time, inject a bit of talent and hummus, review your work, see how it can be improved, would it be funny to a diverse community such as b3ta? If so post away.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

You
speak sense.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

I'm bi-lingual
I can now speak fluent sense but I can also communicate in 6 types of bullshit.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:03, archived)

I agree
I only really mind when we get the same slightly altered pic 20 times in rapid succession. It's just one of those emergent group behaviours I guess.
( tweaknik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)

I agree
They're raping everything we hold dear.
(Bombast, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

Have you remembered what you got up to last night yet?


I got the assistance of an undercover court artist to help remind you.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

gah!
memories are seeping back, i'm not sure why my knuckes are cut and my hand is sore.
( tweaknik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

Sounds like a fine idea to me!

( LP, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:59, archived)

:)) while the baby finishes the formula and is ba


no idea what that means though.
(acheta, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

That's
adorable.

woo
(jansenmann, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

formulae
smAsH + H2O = none hungry.
(stomm, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

I like that lots.
I also like the way the FAQ line below the post box has been changed to a huge font in my absence (although it is a bit annoying).
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

I love it too
the BIG FAQ (yes it can be anoying especially if you forgot to post the link) and the pic.
Since last baby face off pic, I have just ordered another pizza from the place i originally wanted to call but there was no answer earlier...yay!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

and cos you've had to wait
it'll be that much more enjoyable. At least that's what you'll tell yourself whilst eating 3 slices at once because you're so damned hungry...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

Im on a diet
ButI dont care!!!!!
Ive had virtually nothing to eat all day.
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)

it's meant to be
and it's especially for you
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

That is utterly brilliant
hahaha woo yay
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

Rick Moranis you say?
hehe :)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

Honey I blew up the Kitten
hahaha
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

pfft!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

enlarge your pens!

( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:42, archived)

I have a MIGHTY pen already.
Really. It's a magic marker ripoff with a nib th---------------is big!
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:44, archived)

but
is your box as big as his....
walking away whistling and not looking guilty.
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:46, archived)

Mmmm
gotta love a large box...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:46, archived)

i think
"enlarge your box" might be a bit specialist...
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

or
a lot of work...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

gimme two minutes
with a carjack and several pieces of wood...
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

'ere ya go
i want that wood back, though
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

Heh heh heh.

(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

Ah...
every man's dream
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:44, archived)

After having been away far too long, I make my triumphant return.


And it involves ROBOTS!
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:42, archived)

are they nice robots
or evil robots?
(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

Yes.
Yes they are.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:44, archived)

hooray!!!

(I can see my legs is thinking of changing his name to hot thomas..., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

they
look pretty mean.
(Acemandoo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:44, archived)

that is pure mashed class

( mictoboy, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

wow, that makes me dizzy
but such lovely robots
( gazz, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:44, archived)

heh
stompy!
( new_matt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:44, archived)

CRUSH!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:46, archived)

he he
reminds me of jet set willy/manic miner
( Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

Meh
No Tennis Girl...

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(drnuclear, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

have a quo-bot

woo pic :)
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

Lovely.
Your robot looks friendlier than mine, except that he's destroying buildings.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

beatlama? llabeatie?

(LOL B33T!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:39, archived)

oh dear, that is quite magnificent :)

( Goatpod, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:40, archived)

I must agree with you there!

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

haha
w/y/h
( gazz, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:41, archived)

hoot!
a Beattie beast
( The Duke of Prunes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

...

Fucking hate this bandwaggon
(Bombast, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

for the next Beattie gallery....
here:
£1
( The Duke of Prunes, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(LOL B33T!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

i like that a lot
very impressed!!! Good to see something original
(stomm, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

Oh I beg to differ
Original
(Bombast, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

ooh harsh
compliment retracted in the light of recent findings.
(stomm, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:06, archived)