I'm so very. very sorry

I just had to get it out
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

Ouch.
Dreadful pun :)
(Astatine, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

Woo. Reminds me of this:

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)

Here
Have a picture of a pea drowning.

(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*dives in and tries to save*
(Notarf, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)

I reckon
Heinz 'Beanz' did it. It's the logical explanation.
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

Green
bean?

maybe some bean flicking has taken place.. ho ho ho
(Notarf, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)

And that's only its nostrils.
There's an entire green horse under there.
(Astatine, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

very sad.

how's everyone doing tonight?
(schnurricane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

Drinking beer
on holiday for the next three days and have no idea what to do.
(Astatine, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)

hmmm
... have you tried drinking beer?
(schnurricane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)

It's worked so far
but usually it needs company
(Astatine, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:17, archived)

Ahahaha
Drown you fucker!
I may have been affected by that pink bunny game
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

what game?
pray tell?
(Sticky Label, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)

the one where you stab the bunny
or chop its head off
or drown it
or microwave it
you will have to spazz back on the talky place as I cant be bothered
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)

i found it slightly disappointing

(schnurricane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)

hooray!
lovely
(Sticky Label, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

:)

(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)

.

( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:57, archived)

rude, lewd and crude
consider it woo'd
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:58, archived)

hurray
the goatse thread got deleted
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:03, archived)

yeh
fully agree. man. how come theres like mods on here 24/7. thats hardcore...
( siredsmithjr, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)

I missed it
hooray!
(Sticky Label, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)

they're slaves.
they have no choice.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:06, archived)

I second that

(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)

some people like a bit of man pussy
they are wrong
anyone who posts to goatse is a closet case and maybe a child violinist
(Jesus, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

or just slightly
homosexual.
not that ive got anything against them, just i dont like them particularly.
( siredsmithjr, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)

...please wont someone read it?

BIGGER
*edit -works now
(disordered, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:56, archived)

NO FIND BIGGY

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:57, archived)

mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/lovelylovelysite/bbc.gif

ahahahah, tis woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:58, archived)

ah
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:59, archived)

thankee kindly
:)
(disordered, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:02, archived)

evening


don't look to be in any sort of rush though...more of a hobby than a career
"dave it won't bloody fit"
"i told you we should of hired a van"
(stog, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:54, archived)

im imagining
that some robert carlisle-esque gangster is hanging the paintings in his disused warehouse basement as we speak...
( siredsmithjr, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:57, archived)

i'm
imagining them turning up at home to find mum asking if they'd got the cream whilst they were out
(stog, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)

Warning people!


(can you guess I'm not creative tonight?)
( Blue Shadow has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:53, archived)

Should we panic?

(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:56, archived)

I'll have to tell my sister that. I think she got confused.
It must be why her hole smells like that.
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:57, archived)

I recognise that lobster...


...it belongs to a mobster
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:59, archived)

This is not a
drill.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)

Lobster Magnet!
If lobster gets hungry, he eat a rabbit
(spigot, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

probably bindun at
a higher standard

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:52, archived)

woo!

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)

90s Dodgy Quiz Show Presenter Turns Olympian

(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

Is that Henry Kelly?
He's a twat.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

It is
You don't see him on t'telly so much now

Wonder why?
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

Because if it cant be right the 1st time
it cant be right the second.

/Henry Kelly.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

But I always regarded him highly
As the God of 90s, bunking off school with a sickie, laying on the sofa in a duvet, afternoon TV.

:(
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:46, archived)

Found this for you then
www.moribundman.co.uk/Kelly.html
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:47, archived)

He looks a bit evil on that site
*shudders
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:48, archived)

i remember game for a laugh
is he related to matthew?
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:48, archived)

Nope.
Henry Kelly is Irish. Matthew Kelly doesn't touch kids.
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:49, archived)

Arf!

( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:49, archived)

hehe
thanks
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:51, archived)

ThreadJack
Does anyone know teh codez for doing a "click for biggerer" with your small and large images?
(disordered, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:48, archived)

not me
and being unfluffy for a mo.

mispelled words are annoying.
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:50, archived)

Nothing is funnier than the misspelling of the 'the'
nothing
(disordered, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:51, archived)

im laughing
and grinding my teeth.

you see the situation you put me in?
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:53, archived)

<a href="http://putyourbigimageurlhere.now"><img src="http://putyoursmallimageurlhere.now"><br>click for biggerer</a>

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:52, archived)

Thanks
*copies and pastes into "html type stuff i use on b3ta" .doc*
(disordered, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:00, archived)

hurrah!

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:46, archived)

.

( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

hahaha
I'm liking that one
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:32, archived)

*sob*

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:32, archived)

the moobs
the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs the moobs


the moobs
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

yes
what about them?
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

they are fucking gorgeous.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:34, archived)

I do like
big dark nipples on a man.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

appologies if this is a TW
but it has a kind of picture:

www.aqri18.dsl.pipex.com/error.jpg

why has this error just appeared on my screen? (3rd time in total, seems to happen about once every 8 hours.)

I dont have IE installed as i remade my XP CD without it before installing, and as far as i can tell there is no trace of IE on my computer

ideas anyone?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

it's because you are the biggest,
most retarded fucking cunt on the planet.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

good
*click*
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:30, archived)

and another thing,
i had your mum.
she was shit.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

yeh
she wasn't too complimentary about you either.

shame that you like fucking 65 year old wrinkley women, perhaps you should get some help.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

touché!

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

Why don't you take this outside:
b3ta.com/talk
(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

We can have conversations here, my dear.

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:36, archived)

no it's far too fluffy there
for this.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:36, archived)

but it's so much entertainment

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:38, archived)

exactly.
this is the place for REAL FIGHTS!
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:38, archived)

in REAL TIGHTS

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

I thought that's why 'talk' was set up
For threadwasting and random tiffs.

Well if it isn't I think you two should settle this argument on 'Street fighter'. That's how World war two was won.
(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:40, archived)

"Talk" was set up
because people wouldn't stop yelling at the threadwasters and random tiff(er)s. It's a safe haven for them. That doesn't mean they're not allowed here as well...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

talk
has turned into a uber-cool grim fandange rubacava jazz cafe esque poerry place.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

this place is the drunken pub, methinks...
:-)
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:43, archived)

so I'm not going to be allowed to go back in?

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:45, archived)

even for a 65 year old,
her cunt is rather loose.
it's like niel armstrong down there.
/waving a flag in space
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

I don't think the problem was with her
are you sure there is someone tight enough for you?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:37, archived)

i know for a fact that there are,
but apparantly the "law" says they are too "young" and i got put on a "list" last time i shagged one.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:39, archived)

newborns
ay?

proceed to a shrink (no pun there, oh no) immediately
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:40, archived)

hehe
one of those nights, eh?
( tweaknik, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:34, archived)

Sah!
I have actually coloured the picture now!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)

Aliens

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

Threadwasting irrelivent on the gay shift ...
the board seems to die on it's arse at around this time.

Anyway I can't help with you'r problem, I find shouting helps.
(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:32, archived)

oh yes
didnt realise it was Gay Shift already.

^^ i thought it was supposed to be fluffy at this time too ^^
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

shouting always helps.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

If
you dont know why something happens, a wizard did it. 100% true







May not be 100% true
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:33, archived)

SPYWARE
UNINSTALL YOUR COMPUTER
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:34, archived)

Formatting your hard disk will get rid of this problem
100% fact
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:35, archived)

You've got too many spoons.
Try upgrading to Microsoft

2004.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:36, archived)

you can't ged rid of IE
its part of the Windows shell.

which browser are you using then when that error appears?
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

none it
just pops up randomly not seemingly prompted by anything.

firefox is my browser.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:48, archived)

do you have MSN Messenger by any chance?
rad.msn.com looks like an advert delivery system.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:50, archived)

i do
indeed.. that was running at the time of error too each time if i remember correctly.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:52, archived)

i'm guessing then its the ad banner at
the bottom of MSN messenger that's spacking out. MSN Messenger is just a skinned IE for messaging purposes, and it sounds like its having either some firewall issues (set your firewall to always accept files from rad.msn.com) or some ad-blocker you have is blocking it.
or your pc's knacked :/
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:54, archived)

ahh
okay, thank you.

im sure there was a way to scroll through the adverts they have on there, i think by right clicking on it... but that doesnt seem to do anything at the moment.. leading me to believe your explanation is correct (although no error comes up)
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:56, archived)

i'm surprised
that i've come in useful after midnight for once!
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:58, archived)

Sorry

/coat
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)

Groan

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

It's late
Could be worse. Could be Tennis Girl :)
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

I only caught the beggining of that
I got to go away
Her legs still worry me
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

Hehehe
old gold, have a hoopla!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

Mmmh?
Sorry am I missing something?
(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

You need
to be old, from the UK, and have a long memory.
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)

2 out of three isn't bad (19 qualifies as being old right?):
to be old, from the UK, and have a long memory
(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)

Nah,
just talk shows and adverts. Damn you Sunday-night tv.
( Flippu!, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

Homicide is on hallmark

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)

*dies of /coat-ageness*
So bad it's good.
( Flippu!, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)

poor paula
/sad

*100% over-sensitive*
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

Argh
I think my brain just fell out.
(Moocat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:19, archived)

i wish that paula radcliffe
would just fuck off and die
and leave us all in fucking peace.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:22, archived)

haha
if you were baz or rev.a-mol, i'd cry

but you're our loveable cunt :)
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:25, archived)

Has she been knocking on your front door and running away
again?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

i just can't catch her.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

just chase her
for 23 miles and she'll stop and start crying
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)

Bloody
scrawny cow
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)

dont mock the affiliated
sorry sorry sorry


(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

an un-shoped shop

in Trowbridge
(Lucy-Furr, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)

Woolworths should sue.
That shop looks really similar.
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

i'm no expert
but it reminds me of the Bishop's Stortford branch
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)

I've been there
but Woolworth's is rubbish
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

I dunno
The mini-fridges are only £20 and you can get four cans in.
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

my granny lives there
(the town, not the woolworths)
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

i think
theres a small army of b3tans with large red L's in the corner of there bedroom across the uk!
(Lucy-Furr, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

I was thinking the self same thing
it always seems to be the 'L' missing. Unless they are stolen for Hen parties.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)

haha
can u imagina all the lady's with 2" L hanging round there necks on a hen night
(Lucy-Furr, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

why just take the L when you can anagram it to:
Thors lowow
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:19, archived)

probably
the time it taqkes to steal an L & the time it takes to unbolt the letters and rearange them would be inpracticle
(Lucy-Furr, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:20, archived)

b3tan
saboteurs?
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

arf!
well, I'd buy it.

here's an innocent little graphic:



for a well-meaning hippy site, www.barcelona2004.org/eng/

so why do I have to read something awful into it...!!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)

damn hands-across-the-world cliche graphic
 


every damn time..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

How to stop people deleting your spam message

( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

Hehe
Top Draw!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

pffft!
hahaha! top quality!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

or this (since it is gay shift time)

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

heheh
that's lovely.

woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

hehe
nice
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)

very droll

( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)

it's guitar solo time...

( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrillll!
Hahahhaa
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

i
like that.

i hate dropping my last cig accidentally into a glass of coke prior to lighting...
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)

For you, a..

(Moocat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

nice
woo
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

I'm sure eclectech's expecting me to say this:
but psst... It's not 'sir'.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

rah!
:)
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:08, archived)

Swift edit..
..and you saw nothing.
(Moocat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:09, archived)

hehe...
it's not a big deal... i just like having 'pointing out eclectech is female' bitches on the board :)
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

Ah, that's alright then.
..I wish people would follow me around and remind me what gender I was.
(Moocat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)

most people will assume you are male
if you are here
you can choose to let them think that or you can train people to tell others that you are a girl
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

But..
I -AM- male!

I think that just proves my point.
(Moocat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

Well then
you dont need to train some bitches
so look on it as labour saving
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)

There's a joke there
but I'm not the man to say it.
(Moocat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

Just doing my job, ma'am.

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

'Sir' is just a respectful title.
It's not at all unusual for women in military standings to be 'Sir'.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:09, archived)

Or female teachers with moustaches
or so I find.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)

yay!
gopher it!
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

Wanking that fretboard like a champion.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

Yay!

so it is
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

axe-man prairie-dog rocks!
fact
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

he's going to be appearing in a flash anim
very soon but i needed a quick break and he seemed to work on his own... :)
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:09, archived)

the expression be perfect
so it be
(Moocat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

thank you...
:)
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

Yay!!!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)

:)
i'm rather pleased with how it's going but that song is now well and truly wedged in my brain... i know i'm going to start singing it to myself at some inopportune moment!
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

Blame MissPrism.
For she rocketh mightily.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

raaaaagh!
hope that's how it's spelt ;)
raaaaaaaaaaaaaar!?
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)

*checks Webster's*
Either form is acceptable.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

according to my auto-complete...
there are numerous spellings :)
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

cheers both :)
watched "spellbound"* this afternoon, so am more aware of these things

*100% recommended doc on u.s spelling bees
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:22, archived)

hehe...
i've been meaning to see that... i really must try and remember...
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:25, archived)

please do
one (one minute) scene with "henry" is worth rental alone
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)

i'll try...
but my mind always goes blank when i go to the video shop and i end up wandering out with nothing... :(
( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:44, archived)

yay
and
woo
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:08, archived)

if you removed the guitar...
ew
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:09, archived)

i'm sure he'd look away from the camera...

( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

you are very very special.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

He is
you know.

But still. Look at him go... o_o
(Lothario De Janiero, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

you have an odd
mind
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

Deeeeoooooon!!
Dilddlydiddlydiillydiddlydow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ooooeeeewww....!
Durng!
Thank you* and good night.

*For your lovely picture.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)

Bugger.
You got there first. And did it better. I just hate you right now.
(Lothario De Janiero, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:25, archived)

SQUEEEEEEE
EEEEiddlyiddlyiddlyiddlyiddlyiddlyOOOOOOWWWW!

Woo yay!
(Lothario De Janiero, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

o yes
woo
( pippy is a truck, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:42, archived)

Yay midnight! /peas

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

I would
.
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)

God, you're SICK...
*Stares...*
(Lothario De Janiero, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

You're SICK, and my gosh
don't you know it!

*slaps self!
( Netspore, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

*Slaps Netspore again anyway*
(Lothario De Janiero, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

I refuse to say she's a fox
even though she is! For that would be falling into your trap!

I still would though.
( Netspore, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)

Its
a wolf hehe double akibar!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

Smite me for I am a fool!
and have had 3 beers!
( Netspore, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

I have had none!
And was still going to make that joke!
(Lothario De Janiero, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

There's no fool like a drunk fool!
Have a drink. It'll all be better in the morning. Whereupon you will need another drink!
( Netspore, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)

*Tries to repress urge to start singing*
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

*Resists repressing urge*
#Oooooh, if you find, that you've got troubles...#
(Lothario De Janiero, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:16, archived)

You fucking furries.
You should all be shot. Or sent to Japan with the cosplaying weirdos.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

you get the cattle prod
I'll get the net


 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

woo! I would
I would with green eggs and ham
( Telltolin internet superstar, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

Make money at home with Ebay!

(Hairy Midget, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)

dude
sweet..
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

Is there a site
with spam examples somewhere? Hummous is low. (Waits for links to goatse to appear)

/edit and woo to the pic
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

Yes.
www.stuckinmycock.com
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

That doesn't exist,
I'm most upset. I thought some freak with a urethra insertion fetish would have had that.

Or at least some specialist piercing studio.
Where's berk...?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

.
clicks on link

faints

regains consciousness

faints again
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

yes
www.hotmail.com

dont set any junk filters.
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

you -dont- get spam ?
tell us your secret!
( spiny is content., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

just
sign up for a hotmail account and wait ten minutes... ta da!!

/edit : mindpiss
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

darleyconsulting.com/www.annexia.org/spam/by-subject.html
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

cheers
.
( giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

i
want one.

wooyou.
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

Hehe
yay for Ebay, the bestest friend ever!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

i love your style
nice to see a well overdue fp :)
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

that's rather splendid...

( eclectech, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

(LOL B33T!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

and that took you
how long..?
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

three days
flat
(LOL B33T!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

1 hour and 5 mins
apparently!
( Netspore, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

there's a fez
what's not to love? yay!

although generally, i'm not keen on bandwagons
( lemonhead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)

arf!

( spiny is content., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

I'LL KILL YOU
YOU FEZLET STEALER!
( Telltolin internet superstar, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

oh
beattie is cuuuuute!!
(treehugger anti-everything, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

FEZ!

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

Oh god
Not you again
(Bombast, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

Bear Chested Young Ladies!

(b3tasux, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)

cor.
bet it bites a bit.

i've just completed the spiderman 2 game (borrowed, i wouldn't pay for it) and Mysterio bellows 'You have no chance to survive, make your time!'. A passer by slightly after that cries 'someone set us up the bomb'. geekily, i laughed.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)

I refuse to touch anything higher than an n64.
If it ain't retro (thus the games being £5 or less), I just can't bring myself to. /geekgirl
(b3tasux, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

my xbox currently has all teh mame roms.
whilst i use my dreamcast to play mega drive games. and samba de amigo.

and i use my mega drive to play master system games /daft.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

I sometimes use my super fast pc to play Windows
/just plain stupid :-(
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

heh heh heh
*boots dos on watch*
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

It's kind of annoying
When someone called 'kat' posts up naughty pictures and has no profile info...
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

That's not naughty!
And I'm a very private woman! :)
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

*goes through kat's back door*
ooerr missus!

see, you can't be that private leaving doors open.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

had a really good possible e-mail for this comp...
"Buy stocks before they take-off"

Can I find a decent picture of a set of stocks... No.
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)

Would a stock cube do?

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

dunno...
kinda had my heart set on actual stocks...#


and btw is that a picture of calista flockhart above?
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)

can't be
that girls not thin enough.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

the fact that it looks not even slightly like calista flockhart
should be a clue.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)

depends.....
squint more...!
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

actually... it looks very like....

your mother!
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

how about using a cube of oxo?

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

haha

( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)

these?
www.colinrosemimc.co.uk/magic_shop_medieval_stocks_illusion.htm
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)

nice one!!
cheers. That's tomorrow sorted out now!!

2 weeks off work. Whats a man to do!!!
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)

not a prob
if you google 'medieval stocks' you might find more suitable.

hehe.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)

TJ... Youve godda be fucking kidding me
www.howtofoldashirt.net/
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

yep,
been in the newsletter i think.
or in 4rthur links.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

But what about trousers and skirts?
/quivers at having inadequately folded legwear
(b3tasux, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)

That
is like magic
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)

you got caught looking at porn,
so you claimed it was for a source picture for a photoshop,
and then the person who caught you made sure that it was for photoshopping.
i'm right, aren't i?
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

No...
¬_¬
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)