one more
is enough for now...
*Hypnotic Spore Release*
with love and herpes :D

( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:02, archived)

I love em
works of art.
( weebl Mashed farts, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:18, archived)

These get less
coherent and more brilliant.

]edit[ The helicopter thing saying "I need more dimensions" made new synaptic connections at this end... I laughed and stopped.
]re-edit[ I also notice green-peas going 'groovy' - these things are created in real-time and synchronise with the board in new and beautiful ways...
( fuzzix, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:20, archived)

I am happy
that this is working out well for you :)
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:42, archived)

It makes me
garmbop.
( fuzzix, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:46, archived)

your mind would be a nice place to visit on my hols
must visit me dealer.
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:21, archived)

bad cheap-photoshop-imitation-ery

( GR33DY, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:02, archived)

night
all :)
( smirny, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:56, archived)

Night Night
:)
(don't let the fear bite)
( JayBeeEmm, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:59, archived)

i'm off too
shit b3ta, it's nearly tuesday, and i've not had me tea yet
( bananaman, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:59, archived)

night smirny
oh here's one that's very easy


( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:00, archived)

errr
got me, must be the fatigue :/

edit} white stripes?
( smirny, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:02, archived)

yeah i forgot we had shaded backgrounds here.
well done for getting it anyway.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:07, archived)

heh
thought i was going mad there, the image changed every time i load the page :P

anyway... off to bed now, ta ta...
( smirny, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:08, archived)

Nighty night
.
( kaydup, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:00, archived)

btw ;)
The Moon belongs to Wales.


( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:51, archived)

makes up for everything else then
:)
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:54, archived)

Well,
I'm glad they're getting something. They've had an 'ell of a time.
(kookoobirdz, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:56, archived)

i agree that they
have had a bit of a rough deal..and the fact that are the true english doesnt help...in fact i was pro wales until the last big brother with jade mk1 helen "i like blinking" fucknutz
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:59, archived)

If nothing else...
... the Welsh should be commended for managing to use "w" as a vowel. Not easy, that.
(kookoobirdz, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:00, archived)

yup
but then tom jones makes up for the helen thing i suppose.
and then theres Max Boyce! need i say more?
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:02, archived)

.
Running... out of... W-Welsh... references. Must... find... leeeeeeks...

Night night. Actually off in search of cilantro.
(kookoobirdz, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:04, archived)

bws is my favorite welsh word...
.
(minoltion, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:08, archived)

yeah, i heard,
im moving to New Cardiff when they finish building it there.
(bhell13, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:56, archived)

tis going to be
great.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:00, archived)

yeah,
as long as they dont get the planning permission to put New Zooport next to it!
(bhell13, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:05, archived)

pointless fact
if the welsh had a monarchy, i'd be about 300000th in line to it (that has to count as making me a prince)

use this information wildly
( bananaman, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:01, archived)

Tramp symbol addendum
There's a link on the front page of b3ta to a bunch of symbols that tramps/hobos scribble on walls and stuff to communicate with eachother. I ran it past my local hobos, who noticed a few key omissions.



Handy info.
(kookoobirdz, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:50, archived)

educational
nice one :)
( rogan, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:05, archived)

lol
i have just visited the link and your addition is excellent m8
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:39, archived)

spoonboy made me laugh

(uptownjoe, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:49, archived)

shit!
in two members time it'll hit 4000!
( bananaman, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:50, archived)

they should organise a party
oh, wait a minute...
( rogan, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:05, archived)

eek
scary
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:05, archived)

The Breezeblock starts on radio 1 in 20 mins
right now Lamaq is playing some WHite Stipes from Glasto doing a Ramones cover.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:49, archived)

What the kids are singing
playground versions of a misheard lyric type thing.

I'm a survivor
I've got a fiver
Jump on the bus and beat up the driver
Thought it was funny
Took all his money
I'm a survivor
I've got more than a fiver.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:52, archived)

I was very impressed with the White Stripes actually
just a brother and sister on stage making all that noise between them.
Their mum and dad must be so proud.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:55, archived)

they sound shite at the minute m8.....
i suppose you had to "be there" for this one.
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:56, archived)

I had never really heard their music much before
but yeah it was impressive just one guy with a guitar and his sister on a drumkit.
Glastonbury's slogan should be 'You had to be there'.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:16, archived)

i wish i had been
went to reading once...many moons back
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:40, archived)

fnord did you catch The Happy Sideshow ?
..
(minoltion, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:03, archived)

unfortunately not.
Or maybe I did and didn't know what it was %-)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:17, archived)

thing on the circus stage
it was funny.
(minoltion, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:24, archived)

Cybersex is just soooooo wrong

Long red hair she said...
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:47, archived)

lovely
coat though, I'll be getting mine then.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:50, archived)

might have already been done...
still on the colour theme...

( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:46, archived)

orange cow ?
.
(minoltion, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:49, archived)

Jade.
Oui?
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:50, archived)

D'
accord
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:52, archived)

Will you stop b3ting me
to every fucking gag ;-)
( kaydup, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:52, archived)

soh
ree
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:55, archived)

Notchu
The goblin has b3tan me by several seconds on a few pics tonight. Cnut. Luv ya really.
( kaydup, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:58, archived)

Jade ?
As in the colour and the pig on BB?
( kaydup, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:51, archived)

I knew
I made it too easy
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:52, archived)

Green-Ham
not the Common answer then?


coat.
( Dr. Mercury, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:55, archived)

hey...
no need for the coat-job...I liked that!
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:57, archived)

Awww
warm cuddly feeling. T-you!
( Dr. Mercury, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:59, archived)

aye i has returnified
fwam

( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:44, archived)

kallus...

(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:49, archived)

I feel...
this is taking me round in circles...

/removes brain
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:53, archived)

Look what I found!

(bhell13, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:41, archived)

today, for my birthday, i got
a mockingbird,
a diamond ring
a porcupine
(that is how the ditty went isn't it?
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:46, archived)

I thought it was some kind of pie
the way my mother sang it to me.
I forgot what kind of pie.
I think a pork pie, maybe she really was mumbling porcupine.
this changes my entire childhood.

can I go back and start again?
( zog why change it now?, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:27, archived)

bruce bruce bruce, love bruce
.\/
(minoltion, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:46, archived)

melon celebration tactics


fwip fwip fwip... :)
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:35, archived)

ooohhhh
the mad goth boy is back....

(love your poems btw...)
(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:36, archived)

we dont need no water let the mother.... burn
fits right in..
you sir are very strange, very strange indeedly doodly.
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:36, archived)

we don't need no water.. hehe
BURN mofo BURN!!!
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:38, archived)

superb aint it
i first heard it watching the teletext late one night, must have had a yt trainee in charge at 4 am.
made me chuckle.
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:41, archived)

when i first saw Frondulon
I thought he was called Fnordulon. These pics are really nice - can you put them up on billboards please to brighten up the place?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:40, archived)

Hehehe
I don't understand it, but it's fucking class.
( Craymen, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:40, archived)

why thankii
keeps me sane :)
I shall continue to Release the Spores™ and brighten the days with Frondulon's gaze...
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:48, archived)

Ta
:o)
( fuzzix, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 23:11, archived)

another easy one

( Craymen, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:29, archived)

woo navy seals
.
this is more like it!
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:30, archived)

.

( Craymen, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:31, archived)

awwwww........
sweet!
(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:31, archived)

too cute
lol
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:32, archived)

DEFFO DESERVES A
"That'll be the..."

( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:33, archived)

Surely this has been done?
My connection's too slow to allow a full spaz tonight.

( routine and Pantene, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:23, archived)

If I had Gif Movie Gear installed...
I'd make it throb!
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:26, archived)

Oh
I thought it was plum-41
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:27, archived)

Purple helmet
to make the ladies smile.
( fuzzix, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:32, archived)

*smiles*
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:34, archived)

The Truly Atomic Clock

(Stephen Smith, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:22, archived)

That is rather woo
I like that lots
( Craymen, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:38, archived)

No child is safe whilst this monster roams our streets

If you saw the news this might make sense
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:22, archived)

a hair brush?
I'm reading his autobiography 'My Story' at the moment. Very good it is too.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:24, archived)

roflmao.
fox bites child....

yeah right, and i believed them too...
(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:24, archived)

Brilliant.
Served him right.
( routine and Pantene, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:24, archived)

simply
brilliant
( rogan, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:24, archived)

Damn
b3tan to it!
oh well, your's is better than mine would have been, Woo!
( JayBeeEmm, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:25, archived)

post yours
I wouldn't put money on mine being better!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:26, archived)

I've lost all will to finish it now
i was about to do 'red rum' as well (see below) it's been one of those nights
( JayBeeEmm, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:28, archived)

that happened to me
I was going to do those pie anims then weebl beat me to it, no honest!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:30, archived)

Woo
sheer class
( DontHaveAClue, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:25, archived)

boom boom
marvellous, what a lying set of feckers....
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:27, archived)

had to make a feeble attempt :)

(fisty, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:43, archived)

hehe
Woo and yay for doing what I couldn't be arsed to!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:48, archived)

AAARRRRGGGHHH! FECKIN ARRRGHHH,
oh well, think original Jamie, original idea's, ohh me head hurts
( JayBeeEmm, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:55, archived)

.

( DontHaveAClue, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:16, archived)

Neigh.
Murder ?
( kaydup, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:17, archived)

b
i
t
c
h
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:17, archived)

MURDER!
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:17, archived)

DOG FOOD!
woof.
(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:17, archived)

red
red wine?

edit: arse it's rum :)
(fisty, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:17, archived)

Maybe I should
have said its a famous animal
( DontHaveAClue, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:18, archived)

oh i seeee
redder
murrum
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:20, archived)

...

( Kaiser, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:20, archived)

moider
on de dance flowa?
(fisty, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:24, archived)

yep...
...
( Kaiser, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:26, archived)

I was gonna add
a pic of RedRum in a nightclub in front of a mirror...(just for completeness!)
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:31, archived)

Morten Harket was on V Graham Norton just now...
my girlfriend says he's a dish....

it seems she's right.

/hat, coat and suitcase
( penrithtearooms, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:15, archived)

you forgot your brolley!
wait waaaaaiiiiiiiit!

oh he's gone.
( Pob, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:17, archived)

Not quite
what I meant...but I'm almost ashamed to say still true today...*big sigh*
(squeaks, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:22, archived)

oh wel....
at least I have age on my side...
( penrithtearooms, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:30, archived)

where can i find the windows 95 equvilant of msconfig (changing the start-up things)
cheers me dears
(minoltion, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:15, archived)

erm...
start...
run...
msconfig?
(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:16, archived)

or....
start
run
sysedit....
(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:16, archived)

cheers, not highly user friendly
.
95 doesn't have a msconfig
(minoltion, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:21, archived)

sorry...
i do try....
(cybo, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:23, archived)

If Fishbear or Zog are about
I saw inthe spazz you were trying to send Zog a T-shirt before Friday. But you could always just give it to him at the bash maybe.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:14, archived)

Mr. Common Sense.
you are.
:)
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 22:19, archived)