Good morning kind b3ta people.


I posted this very late on Friday when I was exceptionally slaughtered.
It was to draw your attention to this, possibly the most fluffy picture in the world ever which I felt my duty to share with you all.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

ahhhhhhh
best be quiet then

*picks up frying pan and approaches on tip-toe*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)

awwwwww
flippin' 'ell that's cute
EDIT: TJ I'd really love to "judge" this week's competition. Anybody know who I speak to? Mystery Bob?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)

There is an email address in his profile
for just that very reason.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:32, archived)

Aaaawwww
how very fluff... noooooooooo!
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)

Reality tends to be a cunt.

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)

I'm imagining the captain scarlet
dun dun dun duhduhduh dun's when it flits pics. Even funnier
(bldcel, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)

what's that
impaled in it's head?
(bldcel, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

it's never too early for fluff
aaaaawwww wala bears!
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

Awwwwwwwww.
Stuffed?
(Small Beer, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:14, archived)

They wouldn't...
...be eaten if they were a little more proactive!

( DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)

:)
That just got a promotion to Field Marshall Woo!
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)

ta

( DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)

it burns, burns, burns
the



of fire
(39811 basic bytes free, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:58, archived)

'ning
*reads user name

Y'know, I'm surprised that hasn't been shopped . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

you say surprised
and i say hello

HELLO HELLO

why do you always say surprised i say hello
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

Arf!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:06, archived)

i also don't know what i've taken this morning

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

COMPO IT!
and 'Ning!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

the bash
twas indeed fun....how was the zodiac?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

it was ok
didnt stay that long but ran into Skipper there (he kind of watched me as he approached and I was getting rather concerned but then remembered that I had my furtive t-shirt on!)
But yeah it was ok as there was a huge queue but between us we knew nearly all the door staff so cruised straight past the lot of them! : D
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

OH CHRIST MY JEANS ARE ON FIRE!!!
Hold on, I'm not wearing jeans...

♫ 'ning ♪
(Small Beer, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

Help an old boarder, guv..
hi chaps, I wonder if any of you luvvly peapol would like to do the cover of a cd single to be released in November? The cd's gonna be called 'art is dead' the band is Rhesus and its a blinding piece of old school punk rock, if I do say meself, now, im looking for the kitschest thing possible, y'know kittens in a bucket surrounded by cherubs, bad clowns, etc.. try an stay away from any images too copyrighted, we cant offer much cash, but all images will be fully credited, up for it? either post it here or mail it to w@rhesus.info. thanks guys,
( wangolini, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:42, archived)

'Art is dead'
I'd better do it . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:52, archived)

sorted.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)

Classy.
I'd buy it.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)

But
with such a fab cdc, you contradict yourself, shirley.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)

That
would swing it for me on an impulse purchase.
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)

Hows this for quick and dirty?


NING!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

Very
nice.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

what kind of bullets
are those? Ah, they must be tracers.
(Toby1 needs a job RIGHT NOW, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)

I don't have a mad clown
but I have a mad dummy - www.fatdrunkandstupid.com/charlie.htm

And he likes having his photo taken.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

Quite sure this is not what you had in mind, but...

( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)

art is a dead rhesus
I am not sure it's a rhesus, but have a dead monkey (NSFYM)

/ducks
( frox, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)

that's icky

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:22, archived)

licky?
ohh
( frox, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)

go on then
but be quick
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

Too late?

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:23, archived)

Mind Piss
above ^^^^^^

I b3at ya'
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

how's bout
this:

Click for Bigger
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:36, archived)

Why not tap into the dyslexic market?

(klondyker, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:42, archived)

Pffftttttttt
Ace!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:04, archived)

Specially for Mr Hat
Or is it Mrs Lazarou?

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:42, archived)

Ooh doesn't he look luvverly
hahahahahahahahaha

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:43, archived)

the bloke you are on about is yannn
why didn't you come though?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:01, archived)

because I live in Cape Town
and I have a note from my mum excusing me.
Had I been in London I would have been there, honest.

EDIT: So it's Yann eh? *makes a note*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)

best excuse EVER
it was a night of much fun :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:06, archived)

Erm . . .
EDIT: Hahahahahahahaha. My computer's well slow today and it's only just started animating . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:45, archived)

A
bad workman always blames his tools.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:54, archived)

*wolf whistles*
my wife says your toilet is broken...
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:46, archived)

Another from Sting.



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:35, archived)

Mia-ouch!
it hurts it hurts

with the goodness
( Liquid Crystal, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:37, archived)

Hat-stand,
completely hat-stand.

Have a woo for wierdliness.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:39, archived)

splendid.
but i now have that stuck in my head. you bad man.
( mrRush, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:41, archived)

I've been singing
"who loves the chocolate" all weekend and I think it's going to cause my girlfriend to leave me. Oh well...

*sings* ... nobody hates the chocolate, coz everyone loves the chocolate... who loves the chocolate...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:45, archived)

that has to be the most
tenuous entry but it's so hatstand and made me giggle

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:41, archived)

Bah!
Tenuous!?

Bah!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:44, archived)

*finally works it out*
ooh that am a bit woo
only a bit, mind
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:43, archived)

that must have taken a while to make
have a monday flavoured woo (:
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:51, archived)

thankyou
not very long, mostly cutty-pastey, bit of writing etc.


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:53, archived)

this is the payoff from listening to Sting and the Pollis all weekend?
Well - it was worth it, as far as I'm concerned. I'm glad I didn't have to do it though.

Woo
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)

Vigin radio LOVE Sting
They play him at least three times a day.


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

pah
commercial radio... mind you, can't be much worse than Radio 1.

/getting old.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:06, archived)

I agree
/already old


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)

More
Bohemian Rhapsod(om)y. Everyone had breakfast already?


( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:34, archived)

it's too early for gay
but is still WOO!
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:35, archived)

It's never too early for gay

( lemony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:37, archived)

*drops soap*

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:41, archived)

*slips over and breaks neck*
tut - thanks for that
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:43, archived)

Is it too early for this?

( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:38, archived)

arf!
compo'd?
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:41, archived)

Yeah...
did it at about 3am on Saturday (hey, I was drunk, had an idea for a pic, posted it, and forgot about it until I stumbled across it in the compo pages on Sunday afternoon...) :)
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Morning you 'special' guy . . .

Woo! just for having to search for that source pic*

*from your private collection


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:36, archived)

'Ning,
hat-man. Yo're welcome to come and view my private collection any time!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:38, archived)

are you sure those words are in the correct order?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:38, archived)

I'm
not sure of anything before 11am on a rainy, hung-over monday morning.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:40, archived)

they're wearing very inappropriate attire
for felling trees... someone'll get a splinter.

Woo+ning == wooning
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:40, archived)

Hehe,
I think Freddy's expecting more than a "splinter"! 'Ning.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:42, archived)

that's why I said 'felling trees'
rather than 'logging'
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:43, archived)

Arf!

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:45, archived)

Ah, Monday morning and no work to do...


Today's special: Boobah and Custard
( Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:21, archived)

Arf!
Monday morning punnage . . .

[satisfied Ahhh]

Ahhhh!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:27, archived)

'lo Dave

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:35, archived)

'lo
well?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:36, archived)

*sniggers

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:37, archived)

now I know why . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:48, archived)

*sniggers more

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:50, archived)

*sniggers too
'cos I haven't lost my sense of humour.

*looks at Hankster


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:54, archived)

Oh fuck off
You know what I mean so stop being a 14 year old
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)

Bollocks!
go take an aspirin . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)

'Ning Mr Blerk
Only Nigella today? Did the other two upset you or something?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:38, archived)

No
They're in the cellar for next week
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:38, archived)

This is cool
www.phong.com/tutorials/glass/
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:18, archived)

handy, yes
lots of other useful tutorial sites here www.lemony.co.uk/Links/photoshop.htm

to save posting each of them individually
( lemony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:23, archived)

morning gayer

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:31, archived)

Not worky
www.lemony.co.uk/../tutorials/
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:32, archived)

bah... i always fix things and then upload the broken version


edit: although they all work fine for me
( lemony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:33, archived)

what you need
is for somebody to a publish a handy tutorial

edit: works for me too
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:34, archived)

pffft
comedy gold first thing on a Monday morning. Nice!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:35, archived)

*bums*

( lemony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:38, archived)

I should have known this right from the start

EDIT: Will someone please dish the dirt on Saturday night's Oxford gathering?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:14, archived)

'Ning ladies
I wish someone would break his nose
have my first WOO! of the week
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:24, archived)

'ning
Greenus Eyedicum

I've been singing Sting songs all weekend, they're just riddled with possibilities . . . have a Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:24, archived)

oh thank's for the woo
The fact that I managed to do something in Photoshop is nothing short of a bloody miracle. Handy warpy tool made it easy.

I'm just looking at the Oxford bash pics. One man there is making my tail wag :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:31, archived)

Well, it was probably my bestest, fluffiest friend, Mykeyboy. He's Ace!
(Edited for a big girl)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:34, archived)

the bed?
edit - frigginell - now this makes no sense at all. unless... nope.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:34, archived)

Dave
Stop being such a cunt
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:35, archived)

Dont worry about it
hankster
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:36, archived)

Better?
EDIT: Your profile is calling them ugly fuckers . . . who's a cunt?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:40, archived)

Calling a whole bunch of self confessed* "ugly fuckers"
Is different from personal jibes.


*Has been discussed previously
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:52, archived)

There have been at least a gazillion
uncomplimentary shops of me . . .

Just fluff up!

EDIT: and Woo! my post. You'll feel better . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:57, archived)

I'd love to try and put it straight with this hammer
trust me, I am skilled in the art of rhinoplastering.

woo to t'pic

What did happen at the bash - anything exciting?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:32, archived)

Escellent!
the greatest work on b3ta* since ages


May contain small exaggerations
( frox, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)

Morn'


Now. How to add a sound effect...
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:04, archived)

Add the sound of cornflakes . . .
and have a Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:12, archived)

Just imagining the sound
is making me come over all queer

'ning all!


( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:13, archived)

Lucky queer . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:25, archived)

*rummages for frying pan*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:39, archived)

*dons anti-spang helmet

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:46, archived)

Too late...

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:43, archived)

that really
upsets my cat!!


(2tonelol, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:50, archived)

cute kid, scary picture
don't quite know what to make of that.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:58, archived)

Scary kid
cute picture....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:03, archived)

i love horses

(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:32, archived)

best
of all the animals...
(kaibosh, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:33, archived)

"i love zog's bird"
according to autocomplete...

edit: oooh, i even made a little rhyme www.b3ta.com/board/2735917
( lemony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:37, archived)

That's excellent
I've really enjoyed all of your pics..
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:39, archived)

Thank you!!
I thank b3ta for making me want to do them again. It's been a while.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:43, archived)

I could take or leave the earlier stuff
but this rocks!

Woo to you...

The "your all gay" pedant trap was good too!
(l0fth0use - skip to the end..., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:20, archived)

That's no spoon

(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:10, archived)

Best of the board
Easily. Well done. Love it.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:15, archived)

This Post Survived The Curse™
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:22, archived)

ARF!
bad time to post something so good!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:17, archived)

Rah!
'Ning Mykey


woo to pic too
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:26, archived)

'ning all
nice weekend?

That pic is bloody Woo! for first thing Monday, innit?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:52, archived)

'Ning hankster
working this week?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:54, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Is that pic of you panoramic.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:00, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
old man.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:04, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
Yeah, but you could diet, I'll always be old . . . . bollocks! My face, your arse . . . No! Your arse, my face . . . Crap!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:07, archived)

Whatever Dave

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:09, archived)

How rude


*serious face*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:11, archived)

Methinks
the bennys would have something to say about it...them not being skinny chaps and all...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:13, archived)

You're just jealous
'cos you don't have a butler anymore . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:31, archived)

Oi !!
To your room!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:32, archived)

Well
I'm in the office, but as for working.....

Nah.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:02, archived)

Good good:)
its monday, you're legally obliged to not work...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:05, archived)

Hanky?
Who is that man with the black T shirt and shaved head?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:33, archived)

That be
Yannn
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:56, archived)

there is no...
no, wait. :|

fabby stuff.
( mrRush, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:17, archived)

You don't happen
to have a version 280 pixels wide do you?

EDIT: Actually, it looks OK resized.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:18, archived)

give me 5 mins - usually check that!
I'll just knock one up and change the link
EDIT: done. Thank you magic donkey.
(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:19, archived)

That nae be a moon!
woo!
edit: I demand to know why this groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQD9Av0XScf7ksZJ3SODjlVuXHEjPnSbQUu8f7YlnDfMbPg9U3J3GJKGpeOmDtySrBVHGNmCdb*6gBbQIAI50GN!SDqbdqqq8lVwFoLq3N9leHpHyTqjEA/spiderman-moon.gif wasn't fp'd - it is teh class
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:27, archived)

Zimbabwe.
The answer is always Zimbabwe.

(or at least in pub quizzes it is.")
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:06, archived)

Cambodia actually
6 hours ahead of UK, so I tend to post at silly times.
(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:23, archived)

woo!

( lemony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:27, archived)

wow
you've managed to combine Star Wars and The Matrix. You have secured yourself a place among the Pantheon of Geek Gods.
( WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:30, archived)

nah
needed a poorly drawn cock in there as well for that
(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:32, archived)

Like this?

( Bananiel, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:21, archived)

arf
perfect
(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:24, archived)

And, I forgot
the woo, of course. Woo.
( Bananiel, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:32, archived)

thats bloody good!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:03, archived)

This
is fucking woo. That is all.
(SniffingGeneral, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:09, archived)

This is one of the best gifs i've seen
since I woke up.

Absolute top-flight stuff.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:54, archived)

That's absolutely fucking marvelous!
Harrrrrrrah!!
( gronkpan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)

Aw shucks...
...you're embarrassing me now.
(sjb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)

hehe
woo


( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)

There is no spoon !
No Spoon
( spagaroony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:48, archived)

weee

(Notarf, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:02, archived)

hooray
for random shit comics! I'm gonna have to make me one of those . . .
( WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:10, archived)

mmm
cockles
(kaibosh, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:11, archived)

how hatstand

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:12, archived)

aw
thats sad. you're mean
(kaibosh, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:14, archived)

?

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:15, archived)

you've
killed her boobies.
(kaibosh, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:19, archived)

to make it safe for work

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:22, archived)

oh of course
but still...
(kaibosh, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:24, archived)

haha!
you fucking loon!
( mrRush, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:18, archived)

I've been putting this off for years now
but now I'm a certified b3ta addict I need to know what software I need to make animated gifs. any hints appreciated.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:58, archived)

yes
www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials/animating/
( lemony, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:00, archived)

WWWWWWicked!
Thank you.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:21, archived)

no

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:02, archived)

FAQ
( gracielou, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:09, archived)

From your previous use of filters
I am assuming you have Photoshop.

Version 5.5 and above comes with Imageready (it should already be installed) - use this.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:10, archived)

Beegees RIP

(Numloch, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:38, archived)

...

( gracielou, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:32, archived)

hmmmm.
with ice & a wee cocktail umbrella. yummy. :)
( mrRush, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:19, archived)

olive juice
Popeye's favourite
(guinea, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:59, archived)

'ning!!

( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:19, archived)

That's
Horrific.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:21, archived)

i try!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:23, archived)

You are a disturbed puppy.
BTW, It's not morning if you're on holiday in Queensland.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:23, archived)

ahhh
but i'm not! i'm in rainy portsmouth! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:24, archived)

this time last year I was in queensland
I was there for a month, it rained every 27 out of the 31 days I was there.

miserable fucking place
(guinea, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:27, archived)

it's a good thing i'm not going to sleep tonight
or i'd have nightmares. lots and lots of nightmares. (it's only 2:30 here.)
(thppp, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:23, archived)

if you want more
you should check out my website :o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:24, archived)

You do beautiful work.
Really.
I'm just afraid of you.;)
(thppp, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:29, archived)

hehehe
thanks :o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:36, archived)

lordy!
bad dreams again our rev? ;)
( mrRush, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:20, archived)

as always!
up at 4am this morning! :o(
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 9:02, archived)

...

( gracielou, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 6:38, archived)

good morning
starshine!

...ooops, off to work now, bye!
( robh, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 6:42, archived)

Get that awful tune out of my head!

( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 6:54, archived)

sing sing a song
sing a so-o-ong
( gracielou, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:06, archived)

Aaargh!
You sadistic tune-implanter, you!
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:15, archived)

Mr E had never heard the song
I'm glad to hear that you folks in the UK suffered it too ; )
( gracielou, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:33, archived)

Didn't it come from some awful musical, like Hair?
In which case, you're far too young to have undergone it.
[Checks Guinness Book of British Hit Singles: Yes, it was a hit in 1969 for somebody called Oliver.]
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 7:56, archived)

I don't know about the musical
but through some kind of weird trickle down, the music of my father's childhood was the music of mine as well.
( gracielou, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:14, archived)

Thank you for yet another reminder
that I'm old enough to be your (and most people around here's) father.
[Wanders off to collect pension, walking stick, and er there was something else I wanted but I seem to keep forgetting things these days ...]
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 8:20, archived)