If at first you don't succeed... you die!

Extreme Sports!
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:23, archived)

Is that
Paula Radcliffe?..

Woo!
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

Dunno who she is
so I dunno!

Just saw the pic and did a quick and nasty shop!

In the source pic she did actually get a shot off!
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:28, archived)

Nah
If it was Paula, the gun would be pointing the other way..
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:29, archived)

ho ho
ouch!
(kuntybawz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:31, archived)

Hehehe
correct!
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:31, archived)

nah, the gun would be on the floor
And she'd be sat down having a bit of a rest...
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:35, archived)

With the addition of Zhuang Zhou
My butterly collection was complete.

(serenissima, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

Pin him!
Pin him, hard!

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)

A Gizard

(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

I wish they did look like that
YAY!
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

so do I
They should be pink though
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:35, archived)

and 9ft tall
and fire-breathing
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:36, archived)

playing with artrage

Click for Bigger
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)

(perkusfux, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

and just what
is that supposed to mean?
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)

It probably means:
"Have you even done anything to that picture, it just looks like a blurry photo" I didn't want to say anything, but you did ask.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:29, archived)

One of the strings is broken
did you make that or take its picture?
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)

Have a bad pun



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)

WOO!
ah, the cymbal-ism...
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

Yeah,
you can't beat it.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

D-ROFL!

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

I'll lie in
wait and ensnare you...
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:22, archived)

*STICKS two fingers up

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

Stop it! or I'll skin you . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)

but some of us
like this tom-tomfoolery...
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:22, archived)

*kicks twig in the bongoes

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

I'll go
and put the kettledrums on. Let me know when you've finished.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

Gah!
now there's another one! I suppose I should get off my high(-hat) horse . . . f'KIT, everyone can join in . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:28, archived)

Well,
if you will castanet this wide, you have to expect to snare a lot of fish.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:31, archived)

My toast rack!
It's broken!
Ma-rac-as broken!
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:32, archived)

Don't panic!
I'll (xylo)phone for a new one . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:34, archived)

Conga-ratulations.
You're the first person to offer to help.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:37, archived)

There, there...
Just put your toast on (timp)any old rack in the meantime.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:35, archived)

I can't
cowbell-ieve how long this has been going on
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:38, archived)

We like to
tri(every)angle
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:39, archived)

and steel (drum)
they keep coming...
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:40, archived)

If you carry on
I'm go(i)ng . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:42, archived)

4/4
the love of God...
that was tenuous...think I'm fucked now...
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)

I don't mind tenuous
I'm no going to (sp)lash out for that . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:46, archived)

I don't think I can
sustain this (although we've been on quite a roll) - this could be where I crash.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)

Nope, I've run out too
unless I can (Vibra)phone a friend . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:50, archived)

You do,
and I'll give a vibra-slap.


(Is it cheating to use a search engine to find more instruments?)
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:59, archived)

(windch)ime not sure . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

Well,
since I really DO have to go to bed... I'll play the rest of my hand:

I've got a mental (wood) block on any more puns which has me rattled. The only other puns I can think of all are ratchet.

And I'm disappointed I haven't been able to work "tambourine" into it somwhere...

Anyway - g'night!
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:07, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
mind the piss - I've been thinking of tambourine too . . .

night night, sleep tight.

*Brushes p53donym5' forehead


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:10, archived)

I'm going to crash and burn soon
edit: arrgh the mindpiss, I lose
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:49, archived)

Did you just
copy and PAISTE his reply . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:54, archived)

oh well
Fuckit I can't think of any more...
must resist the temptation of cheating by using google
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

I've done kit . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:03, archived)

I missed that the first time
I was in such a (b)rush...
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:06, archived)

Oh, is it cheating?
Bugger. Well, in the spirit of fairplay, you can strike out all of my puns from vibra-slap onward.

And again - g'night!
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:09, archived)

Stop now
you're bodhran me . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:41, archived)

Damnit
I always join these pun thread too late and all the decent ones have been taken.

Woo to pun though!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)

(Didgeri)doo you?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:45, archived)

erm
HARPSICHORD!

Put THAT into a coherent sentence in a non-tenuous way then!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:53, archived)

I think you'll find that I already did . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)

Aaaaarrrggghhhh!
It stings! It burns!
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

Da-ra-bum
chish!!

Yay, hatted dave!
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

Ba-dum dum tish.


Edit: bah. bloody mind-pissing vampires...
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

you're mind vill be pissed
wah hahahaha. You cannot reseest!
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)

Your

/pedant
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:24, archived)

Well
bugger me with a banjo, that burns.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)

*bugge . . .

*no, doesn't, after all


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)

Spoil
sport.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:22, archived)

Whether it's funny or not is
neither here or snare.

WOO!
(kuntybawz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

Well,
bass-humour can be very funny.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:27, archived)

did you (Glocken)spell that right?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:30, archived)

Erm...er...er..
...nope, can't think of any more, you win.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:35, archived)

the battle is still raging up there . . .
It's getting more difficult though, I may have to RIDE this one out . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:37, archived)

That really was a pearl,
but also really deserved the stick it got.
(kuntybawz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:56, archived)

Awwww.
Go on. I won't watch.



...much...
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:23, archived)

Badum
Tish!
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:25, archived)

John Lithgow's up where we belong....
Where the eagles fly on a mountain high.

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)

He
certainly is.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:13, archived)

Arf!
He sure is . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:13, archived)

Dave the Hat!
I made this on Friday evening but you'd gone.

The Hatty Bunch

Sorry, everyone else may ignore this.
( giant_squid, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)

Arf!
Thankyou (finish at 4 on Fridays. Yay!)

I especially like the one at the bottom with the growth on the side of his head . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

I think you ought to
put more photos on your profile for us to deface decorate
( giant_squid, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)

Done!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:35, archived)

I loved the one on the bottom left
and Wibbly Wobbly said he would :)
/matchmaker

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:45, archived)

That just looks
exactly like the real me aged 14. (FACT!! - Which means WW would a fourteen year old boy . . .)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)

I feel so safe in the knowledge
that John is always looking down on us.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

Oooohhh ffs
hahahahahah

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:45, archived)

the train standing at platform 2 is the 09:30 to ...


(eitd, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

Arf!
Compo . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)

didn't think it suited the compo
but may as well - ta
(eitd, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)

Ur pic is lvly
And it reminds me of a soup-herb Flash anim I saw the other day:
uninteresting.myby.co.uk/noeffort/romjul.htm
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

w00t! LOL ! OMFG !!!111!!!!11eleven ...
etc.

most amusing flash ani
(eitd, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)

it was at this point Tony knew he'd misjudged the party theme


(Sigma5, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)

Woo
and a
yay
and a
hoopla!
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

Haha,
woo as usual.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

How to fill in your ID Application form.



Click for A4rmication




Monday Ante Meridianal Felicitations to you all. Cunty weather, no?
( Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:04, archived)

Yay!
Bloody clever.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)

Woo!
not according to the BBC weather website - sun all week . . . (?!)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)

I live
around the corner from the London Met Office - about 500 yds at most. Do you think they've opened the blinds?
( Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)

Arf!
They're employing the blind . . . or comical Ali. . .

*Imagines comical Ali standing on top of BBC centre in a sou-wester (like Rod Hull) having buckets of water thrown at him whilst claiming sunshine for all . . .

chortle!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)

Arf
Well it certainly is pissing down here...
( Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)

Yay!!
That's good for my Alton Towers trip on Wednesday then.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)

Oooooooh Alton Towers!
*green with envy*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)

I'm going next week




with Yann . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)

I's just my luck
all the rides will be closed. After I've already queued for an hour for them.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)

Yay.
You rawk.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:13, archived)

most amusing, as always
yup ! weather is bloody dreadful ("winds light to variable")



(eitd, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:13, archived)

Earthquakes
in East Acton!
( giant_squid, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

A word to the wise
Never scatter ashes in a variable wind.
( Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:25, archived)

It is really starting to wind him up
he's had it for years, but never finished it.

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)

he he
Not surprising if he cant bend his fingers!
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

true :¬)

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

Hurrah!
Woo
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:05, archived)

why thank you
always nice to get a hurrah
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)

A Tropical Hird

(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)

well I think
that's bloody marvellous
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

That is lovely
Does it taste like chicken?

/Wogan
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)

no
tastes like otter. but otters taste a bit like chicken.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:51, archived)

Quick n Stupid...

( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:59, archived)

Flash ahhhhhh
he'll drown every one of us!!
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)

How many more clicks do you need now?
woo to the pic
( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:02, archived)

A couple of hundred more
individual IP clicks. Not alot. :D
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!1
(Slinkachuu, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:02, archived)

Y'know, I've never trusted ducks...

( busy phil, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)

Awww
and I always found ducks so cute. Little did I know.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:58, archived)

heh. you are quackers
/coat
( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:59, archived)

You
can't trust them, they're all members of Al-Quacka.

/coat
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:59, archived)

I read somewhere
That the word in that section of the koran referring to virgins more literally translates to grapes.

hmmmm

edit: Nice pic!
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)

Imagine they were 50 virgins though,
it would be crap... you want at least ten slags...
( busy phil, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:05, archived)

At least they won't break your arm
Like dirty swans.
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

Never understood how a swan could get you
in an arm lock?!!1!!!
( busy phil, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:05, archived)

Dunno if that is glasscock or newsletter?
Escher stuff for real
( sinisterduck, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:53, archived)

holy fark my head
thats messing my eyes up
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)

Too right.
Not so sure about the validity though.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)

Scary stuff,but I'd love a house that looked like that from the driveway

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:56, archived)

It's definitely something.
That's going to keep me awake tonight.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:59, archived)

Ning.


Big:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/50ft.jpg

Thanks for lovely comments!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)

that's a big pair of pants
she's got on
( big daft dave, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

Arf!
That took me a while!
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

mmmm
*childhood fantasies*
(Cipromil, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

hahaha
nice ;)
( djdirect, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

Subtle
but it's funny coz it's true.

Not the 50ft woman, but the reaction
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

Hahahahaha,
what an eyeful!

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:42, archived)

Nice
I like it as well
( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

Haha
I have that poster
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:44, archived)

Truly marvelous.
You've made a wee man happy.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:44, archived)

and
you've made a happy man wee
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)

Woo yay and houpla!
Best thing I've seen for a while! Made by the "nice"!


(Vamos!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)

hehehe
at least the last thing he saw was nice :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)

hahaha
i like the way your mind borks (:
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:48, archived)

.

( big daft dave, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)

Ferret's on the streets of london
ferret's in the streets of birmingham
i wonder to myself
could life ever be sane again?
edit: i see now
/stupid
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

'ferrets'


/pedant (but worthwhile)
( newg Substituting warcraft for real human interaction, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

Is that a ferrett
crossing the mersey?
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

Arf!
I believe it is.

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

Yay!
I win!

Panowie!!
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)

i think he's
spanning it
( big daft dave, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)

Damn!
I thought it was "I'll be a long haired otter from liverpool" but looking closer, it is indeed a ferret.
(SCar, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)

"Dance, Maggi, dance!"

Bowie was satisfied no-one would ever notice the slight product placement in Labyrinth.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

thats one
active packet of.....stuff
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:36, archived)

You don't
have Maggi instant noodles in the UK?

Bugger. That was a fairly fundamental element to the joke...
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)

Um...not sure why.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:32, archived)

Cool!
Can you have him playing a Saxophone and link to www.howsaxy.com?

/leeching whore
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

something about that site disturbs me

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:51, archived)

We don't need a reason...

(l0fth0use - skip to the end..., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

I had
a reason once. It was chocolaty
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)

The chocolate chew?

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)

well
yes sir
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:48, archived)

because you know its woo
and yay
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

That's pretty fucking cool
that is
(Kimbo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)

Yet more proof
that smoking kills kids.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)

who needs reasons these days anyway
I like it, so have a clothes peg
( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)

Nicely
done.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

That
is absolutley corking.

Superb stuff.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:45, archived)

dat am Woo!
as usual.

i'm lacking inspiration today, oh great bovine, what shall i draw?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

Draw
Andrew McDavis, The Donut Headed Fish Boy.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:50, archived)

your wish is my command
i will start after i have had a fag.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:52, archived)

that's ace
woo yay
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

oooo
Thats cool!
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)

Wes Craven's News Round

( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

fuck me, that shirt is sexy

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:20, archived)

but what about
the stud in the shirt?
(bldcel, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)

Ha!
Most arf-worthy.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:24, archived)

That's Ace!
does he do sheepdog trials too . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)

Ya know
thats not such a bad idea.
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)

Hahahaha,
that's great!

woo, yay, houpla
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha
that's wizard!!

w/y/h
( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)

and when this gig dries up
he can move on to Country Files and wear wellies

woo in the west, yay later.
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)

heh I like that much
w/y/h
( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

yay
for ugly spackers with no fingernails. Really want to see that film, any good?
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

It's the
bestestest
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:32, archived)

First thing I saw on the board today,
That has set me up for a good week. Woo.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

Aww
shucks. :D
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

It's all coming together.
This week I get to work in the nice air conditioned office downstairs with the nice post graduate students and my new mp3 player loaded with the entire Led Zeppelin back catalogue. I get to see my girlfriend on Friday too. It cant get any better. Your pic put the icing on a gargantuan cake of excellence.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

Hooray! Hooray!
It's a b3ta holiday!!!

My week beter be good. Going to Alton Towers on Wednesday. Better be sunny!
( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)

The weather makes it!
Woupla!!!
(Vamos!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)

ice cave

(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

béautifal.

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)

Exceedingly odd.
But in a very nice way.
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

Mesmeric.
Woo.
(Small Beer, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

That's
doing wonders for my hang-over.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:14, archived)

Hung over
on a monday? tut tut
What I did this weekend will most likely make me change school
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)

Do tell

( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:23, archived)

Go
on then, what was it?
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:24, archived)

burned down the old school?
pfft - bummed down the school...
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)

Well
um... it kind of involves me, enormous amounts of wine, and a 15-year old
But I didn't do anything, I swear!
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)

Do we need to phone
The Sun?

Edit - we could sell the story, proceeds to the Server fund...
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)

isn't that who Dave
'works' for?
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)

well....
I'm waiting for the next installment
(bldcel, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)

me too
are you a teacher?
edit: mind the piss
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:32, archived)

your not a teacher are you?

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

Oh dear no
but he was the little brother of my future classmate
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

ah. can I ask the age difference?

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)

Well
I'm 20
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

I
think that means they can send you to jail, y'know.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)

It would
but I didn't actually sleep with him, we just kissed a bit
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

That's
so NOT what he's telling all his mates.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

The
everlasting hangover
I'm never gonna drink that much wine again*
*may not me 100% true
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:45, archived)

I have lost count of the times I have made that pledge
but then I have not ended up snogging a 15 year old boy tho'...
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

It really was
a lot of wine
'bout a bottle of each colour
and you're not a 20 year old girl
(yay for mutants, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:49, archived)

Haha.
'Tis the cycle of life: get very drunk, do things you'll regret, swear you'll never get that drunk again, get very drunk....
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

and thusly
the ballance of Karma is maintained.
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:49, archived)

Ah.
don't worry I was shagging 12 year olds whaen I was 17* I can see how that could be a problem


*100% of lie, I am not a nonce
( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)

I
believe you.*

*May not be 100% true.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

Wish that happened to me
when I was 15.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

Could you
possibly use a little more compression on your pics please?

200KB for a static jpeg is a bit over the top - under 50 KB is much more acceptable (and most people can't tell the difference anyway).

Have a look at this if you need help:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)

Tis done
sorry bout that.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)

Mr Bob
Please may I judge this weeks competition, oh g'wan oh g'wan oh g'wan?

Enough grovelling?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

send me an email
address in profile
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

done
merci lots

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

woo
what did you use to mke it?
(casper8210, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)

just
plain old photoshop.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)

very nice looking





..... but enough of me
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)

arf

but enough about me

what do you think of me...?
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:23, archived)

that's very uplifting and inspiring...
and I totally dig the metaphore*



*hasn't got a freakin' clue
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

??
metaphore? It's lost on me! :)
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)

Hi there old chap,
any chance you could heed the wise words of mystery bob?
www.b3ta.com/board/3782195
The picture is frightful big, and compressing it wont hurt too much. Go on, be a dear.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)

just did it.
:)
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)

Ah.
Lovely. Thanks awfully. ; )
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)