mmmmm time for dinner roast eye and snout

(Sigma5, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)

Yum!
Lunchtime, m'thinks.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:37, archived)

I have pigpie for lunch
I might buy a pastie now
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:39, archived)

mmm,
just like Gran used to make
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

I'm starving
and that hasn't helped one bit. Nice cords
(thevillagebike.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)

Misheard Hymns
No 3 in an irregular series




No. 1
No. 2
(and they're no better either!)

(The Poster Formerly Known As MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:31, archived)

whoo! yhay! Foupla!
I like that i do!
(That guy with a hat., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:35, archived)

I believe in...

... where you from, you sexy thing?
(bez_lightyear, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:28, archived)

Milkbottles?

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

To quote the great Roy Walker
"It's good, but it's not right"

close, though.
(bez_lightyear, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:58, archived)

nice
I had a different interpretation

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:47, archived)

I believe in....
...Semi-skimmed?

Excuse the madness - the filename is the undoing! Nice one!
(Captain Fishy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)

amusingly, it's a tird

Thanks for the FP :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:25, archived)

woo ha
these never get old. well maybe someday. when my master plan of a race of banana turnips rule the world and deem animal merging a crime against humanity.
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:26, archived)

Gah! Run from the banurnips!

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 16:47, archived)

arf!
'tis loverly
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:26, archived)

hehe
i stole the image so does that make me a tird burgler?
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:27, archived)

Yes
Yes it does, you fiend.
( Le Brad, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:31, archived)

Yes.
Hehe. :-)
(Vamos!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:32, archived)

Woo! I see your Tird
and raise you a Fuck


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:32, archived)

Fuckaduck
That's a bit scary.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)

It's a bit woo as well!

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:39, archived)

gah
been meaning to do that one, but seeing as you have already, i'll go make some tea
(Gregus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:43, archived)

noice
blend
(Sigma5, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:35, archived)

wooooooooooooooo!

( cheb, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

don't post these while i'm at work /:
i might miss them
lovely work mr. sanity :D
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:43, archived)

Woo it
looks like a female Taffinch from 'ere. Nice
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 18:42, archived)

A Queensland airport shut down earlier today because of sex toy!

"It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously,"
clicky for full story
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:20, archived)

Uhh
Mackay is nowhere near Sydney. (EDIT: Oh, changed it eh? Sneaky bugger...)

But apart from that, woosome. I love a bit of manhandling.
( Le Brad, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:22, archived)

Yup quickie editing
I'm still half asleep today
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:26, archived)

I don't believe that story
its a phallus-y
pic is woo!
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:23, archived)

oh
dear god
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:23, archived)

(Dil)Doh!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:34, archived)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:35, archived)

Pffft

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:41, archived)

harsh,
but fair
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

[shudder]
teh anti-cat!!! Arrrggghhh!

*third leg drops off


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

Thank-you
I have started entering the bad persons e mail address already, there is a long list but I am having so much fun, doesn't feel hollow at all... my smile is so big it feels like the top of my head might fall off..Mwa ha hah ha.. thanks for your help. xx
( Lula We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:19, archived)

I'd duck now if I were you
*ducks*

Not that I care
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:20, archived)

huh?
what?
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3782463
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:21, archived)

*hides email address*

( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:21, archived)

that's not good enough
she's bound to look in that draw. You should eat your email address... then jump off a bridge.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:23, archived)

*descends*
*spalt*

That'll show her!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:24, archived)

ha ha
indeed it will
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:24, archived)

that's all very well and good
you go girl

/Riki Lake
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:24, archived)

Long Story
My Husbands Ex wife, said we could take the 2 kids on holiday, after we booked and paid she changed her mind 2 weeks before we were due to go. She now says that he can't see them anymore and they don't want to talk to him on the phone. They are 8 and 6..... She has lost the plot. I don't know what she has told them if anything. But watching my husband get so upset when I am powerless to help makes me cross.... well what can I do, nothing that would make things worse, so i will have to just get pleasure by being an anon pain in the arse.
( Lula We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:30, archived)

Do it
I have strong feelings about access, and anyone who denies access to such young kids unable to make their own minds up has something wrong.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)

I can't believe
that they actually told their mum that they didn't want to come on holiday with the other kids or that they want nothing to do with their dad anymore. So she will have to live with her own guilt. Things will change when she wants someone to have the kids so she gets a break.....it is not the first time she has done this.
( Lula We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)

Spam
her 'til she bleeds!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:35, archived)

in the circumstances
I think this is one of the best things you could possibly do.

Go You! ... I need a Go You! pic... I used to have one. By the end of the week I'll have another one.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)

what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Lula go back to the beach and chill out. Your karma is at risk here.

.
(CerberusDog woof, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:26, archived)

I searched glassco.cx and it wasnt there
Not as dodgy as it sounds, and probably safe for work if your carefull.

Sultan Anal Sphincter Trainer
(Bingo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

Curious...
You have to buy one. And play with it in public.
EDIT: Bloody hell it's $629! I suppose that's nothing compared to the Surgical Female Pelvic Trainer with Advanced Surgical Uterus...
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

What the hell
were you looking for to find that??!!
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

I just had an ingrowing toenail cut out
and a mate sent me a link to this:

Ingrowing toenail trainee kit
(Bingo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Ah
All is good in the world again

*makes sure to stand at least arms length away from Bingo at all times*
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:19, archived)

Define 'if we are careful'?
Do we only half click on it and look away quickly?

/too scared to look
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

It's a prosthetic anus
I consider it safe
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Imagine if your job was to
sew up anal fissures....

Ewwwww
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Pffffft
www.limbsandthings.com/usa/products.php?partno=40100
"When worn by male trainees they can gain a greater empathy with female patients by experiencing breast examination."
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:23, archived)

Hurrah!
*orders*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:25, archived)

These would be great for parties
www.limbsandthings.com/usa/products.php?partno=60273
You could use them to dispense punch.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:27, archived)

aww
bless


( mutated monty, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:08, archived)

I love the gut
eating action!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:09, archived)

FTL!
woo
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:09, archived)

Hehe

( festive phil Bad day? Go here -> www.walloffluff.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

Hurrah!

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:17, archived)

Phil,
Is that you?
(80sGreek, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)

consider
him fucked...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

What's FTL mean?
/idiot
(Vamos!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:27, archived)

Is his name
Ralph?
(kuntybawz, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:09, archived)

Good
lord!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:10, archived)

Luchtime! Woo for the reminder!

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:10, archived)

bloody hell is an' all
where's today gone?
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

France

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:17, archived)

Jamaica?

( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Not sure
Alaska
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:23, archived)

oh
kay
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:19, archived)

***Munches oversized sandwhich***

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)

criminy!

( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:10, archived)

woo
If only all babies did that
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:11, archived)

They do,
you just have to hug them really hard first
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:12, archived)

I'll second that...
...either that or tie them down and jump on them feet first off a table or something.
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

and
throw them against a few walls
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

I can't wait
to have kids
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:19, archived)

Is that "have" in the
"making babies" sense or "have" in the "OTHER" way?
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:21, archived)

Have as in
to possess a herd of them
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:24, archived)

haha
shop it, I demand you, SHOP IT HARD!!
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:26, archived)

but what
will you use to round them up at feeding time?
(thevillagebike.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:31, archived)

Jelly Tots
or whatever the kids like these days
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:34, archived)

what about
all three members of busted, naked, and in a glass tank?
(thevillagebike.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:39, archived)

apologies
to those eating their lunch
( mutated monty, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:12, archived)

not at all
it's high comedy
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:17, archived)

That is soooooo good,
Both cute and grusome. W/Y/H in flashing size 60 Caps.
(cherias, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:12, archived)

my goodness
I don't think I want my lunch any more.

Woo though... you're a sick puppy, but woo.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:12, archived)

Mmmmm
I going to have some beef & veg soup for lunch...
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

that's f**cking ace
in a very wrong sense
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:16, archived)

*coughs guts up*
*eats it back up*

That is ace.

w/y/h
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

fantastic

( corington, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:20, archived)

hahhahhaha
excellent
(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:20, archived)

that's one hell of a sneeze
woo yay
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:21, archived)

That is quite possibly
marvellous
(thevillagebike.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:26, archived)

Awww
That's so adora... OH MY CRAPPING GOD!

Note to self: Sacrifice more babies.
( Le Brad, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:31, archived)

for bovine.
Andrew McDavies the donut headed fish boy.



i'll colour him through out the day, but feel free to all have a go.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:03, archived)

Huzzah!
I've been waiting ages for him . . .

Woo!

*gets out crayons


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:05, archived)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:06, archived)

AAAAHHH
Not the ten of spades, anything but the ten of spadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:07, archived)

pfffttt!
thought I might . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:09, archived)

No!
A curse upon the board!
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:10, archived)

no
just me :0)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:12, archived)

phew

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:13, archived)

thanks

*leg falls off


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:17, archived)

we can rebuild him, we have the technology...
*sings theme tune*

BIONIC DAVE... do dodo doooo, he can run, catch the bus... wawawaaaa, answers the phone (phone, phone)... writes down messages, performs complicated calculations duh duh duhhhh BI - ONIC DAVE, yeah!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:20, archived)

*other leg falls off

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)

This card sending thing actually seems to work
People think the 10 of spades is sinister.

*makes a note for future use*
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

as ever,
that rocks hard.

Hello Andrew.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

my contribution

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:20, archived)

I'd
fuck his face
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:25, archived)

Noice
thank you.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:31, archived)

If you missed last nights photoshop splurge...
Here they are:

www.livejournal.com/users/peter_north/184499.html?mode=reply
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:02, archived)

how did you do the last one?

( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:08, archived)

dead easy
I took a photo of the foot of a greek column on the Leeds Uni main building and then flipped a copy vertically so it became a symetrical whole greek column and then applied polar co-ordinates and then went to edit then fade then selected "difference" from the drop down list and clicked ok and then bob became a senior relative.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

ummm....
yeah, easy
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:19, archived)

don't know why

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:59, archived)

Haha
and woo.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

does
anyone know where i could download a really really old version of photoshop. Feeling nostalgic and wanna see version 2 again...

have a piccy of me as a boy so I don't get lynched for thread wasting.


(perkusfux, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:58, archived)

You had the appearance of the spawn of Satan.
Better kill yourself now and be done with it.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

you might find it on emule
or you might not.

nice pic.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

Are you sure it will run under OS/X?
Assuming you are Mac based - version 2 was 12 years ago at least and not available for the PC then I think. (I could be wrong though)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

M
A
C
M
A
C
M
A
C
(perkusfux, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:03, archived)

I have version 3.0.2.3.
*cries, then remembers he has the GIMP*
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:02, archived)

nice tracksuit

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:03, archived)

www.oldversion.com/ ?
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:07, archived)

..

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:54, archived)

Hehehe
That's what I like to see, good old humerous satire.
Woo.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:56, archived)

hahahaha
ace :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:56, archived)

Mr. Babbage,
the only fair way to elect a president . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:56, archived)

arf!

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:59, archived)

hahaha
satire at its best
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:00, archived)

Arf!
Superb.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:06, archived)

arf
great to see Kerry finally making clearer points. it really bugs me tho how bush seems to be able to justify bumbling ignorance as 'heartfelt sincerity' thorugh the judicious use of buzzwords for the very dumb or american
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:07, archived)

More quick and dirty.

( Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:53, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
That is really, really, Ace!

Woo! Yay! and Houpla!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:56, archived)

that's no ....
etc :)

woo yay
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:57, archived)

hello everyone,
This may sound a little bit off...but do any off you know of any sites where I can enter someones name, address and email to sign them up for spam and junk mail. I do not usually induldge my darker side in revenge tactics but I have been pushed to the limit, I do not want to have a tonne of manure delivered to their door step, just a barage of endless crap delivered every day would suit my purpose. Thanks xx
( Lula We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:53, archived)

You
terrible person you. ;)
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:53, archived)

hiya,
yes it is a terrible thing to do.... but then without getting into a long thread, so is using young kids as pawns in grown up things that have nothing to do with them. I am powerless to have any effect on what happens so I just want to be able to smile to myself knowing that I am inflicting even the smallest amount of stress. Is that really sooooo bad?
( Lula We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:09, archived)

I agree
There are much worse ways of getting to someone.
This way is non-violent, non-messy and non evil and will only, at most cause mucho irritation.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:12, archived)

Thanks
I'm not a nasty cruel person just frustrated, can't think of a better way to piss someone off, I don't feel the need for them to know who is pissed at them, me knowing is enough, i won't even hear their reaction..... better to imagine it...wwooooo haaa haa haa ha
( Lula We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

:)

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:16, archived)

it all sounds a bit nasty
realistically this may not help things at all.

on the other hand, remember when signing them uo to use their real full name so it's harder for them to claim innocence of any filth they get caught with... mwa ha ha ha haa...
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:12, archived)

what did they do to you?
post a picture-less thread perhaps?
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:54, archived)

Sleep with their best friend
Or post ttem a different playing card every day. It sends people mad with worry


Or simply visit pr0n sites and sign up for "Free porn to your inbox" It will never stop.

(Apparently)
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)

Oh,
I like the playing card idea.

*makes note*
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:58, archived)

*receives Jack of spades

Meh! Zen snap . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:59, archived)

the voice of experience

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:58, archived)

No.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)

that is bad and wrong
and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What happened anyway?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)

www.toastedspam.com
(Schlottie, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:56, archived)

Write their email address on the mens toilet wall...
or submit that persons mother on ebay...
( festive phil Bad day? Go here -> www.walloffluff.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:57, archived)

Try....
www.toastedspam.com/freespamlist

Google is your friend...

~Oh well - b3tan too it!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:57, archived)

taht
is a f**king tight thing to do.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

Try
www.entersomeonesnameaddressandemailtosignthemupforspamandjunkmail.com
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:57, archived)

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:58, archived)

08457 909090

( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:59, archived)

not being smart but it's probably googleable
or sign them up for the b3ta newsletter - it only arrives once in a blue moon, so it always keeps you on your toes! :)
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:00, archived)

Feh
I normally just put their email into gay porn mailing lists.

Perhaps you could subscribe him to some gay magazine? May be a nice present. Though it'll cost you, but if you are bent on revenge enough then money is no object.
( Le Brad, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:00, archived)

Yup or
post their email address on a couple of 'interesting' newsgroups...
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:02, archived)

.

( R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)

ahh, them were the days*
WOO!
*may be too young to remember 'them days' but has heard them talked about
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)

Hehe
That's what the doorman at the pub I worked in used to say to me*

*Substitute Dan for Darren in my case though
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:51, archived)

Oh go on...
I'm Desperate!
(Steve The Monkey, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:53, archived)

Very clever...
..now go to bed.
( R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)

cat-scan technology at work
members.aol.com/mdserval/catscan.html

Will delete if glasscock or if in fact it's duller than i thought
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:35, archived)

There used to be a big site devoted to this.
It may have gone by now though.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:37, archived)

it was news ro me
it's wierd, wrong, and great.
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:40, archived)

"i before e rules are weird and unscientific"
( stup0t, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:43, archived)

ieieieieieie
Write I before E
Except after C
Or when it sounds like an A
As in "neighbor" and "weigh"
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:51, archived)

i think that;s not how you spell neighbour
anyone ever heard of grass called purple haze?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:52, archived)

*puts hand up*
I have, Sir!
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:52, archived)

tis awesome
but not head-helping the next day at work
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:53, archived)

I am fuzzy
this morning also. I watched Shaun of the Dead and ate a whole Vienneta last night.
do you want to see your favourite monkey?
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:57, archived)

i think i beat all comers at wipeout fusion
befreo some dimly remembered pro evo and lots of laughter. ah till friday...

*watches clock*
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:05, archived)

used to be cat-scan.com
The best testimonial was the lady who explained that she didn't have a flatbed scanner and used an old window pane and a handscanner instead.
Archived pages
( sinisterduck, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)

that's so gay
90's style.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:49, archived)

ribbit ribbit

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

Woo Hoo!
That rocks!
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:27, archived)

Oooh
That's nice.

Hurrah!
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:27, archived)

thats
teh mutts nuts
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:28, archived)

Woo,
that's pruddy.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:28, archived)

Very, very,
good! Woo!
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:30, archived)

yikes!
*goes to fetch spade*
edit: how rude, YAY!
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:30, archived)

very woo...!
nice to meet you on saturday... randomly...
( Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:31, archived)

'twas a pleasure
and we can put faces to the names now...maybe not a good idea where I'm concerned mind :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:40, archived)

i hear there's talk of another one
so ill make it from the start for that.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:49, archived)

it was a good night,
so another one is most likely
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:54, archived)

very
good werk
excellent
(Sigma5, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:33, archived)

I wish i thought of that
that is 10 on the woo-ometer
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:33, archived)

Tis very
good sir!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)

'NING!!
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:59, archived)