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What ya drawing little fella?

It's a monkey isn't it?
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Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:44, archived)

I dunno
with that orange I reckon its an Orangutan.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:45, archived)

Awwww
w/y and h!!

Thats the fluffiest thing EVERER!!
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:45, archived)

Lovely
That made me smile like a tard
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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:45, archived)

do unitards

smile much?
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In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:47, archived)

I do hope so

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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 16:18, archived)

Yes,
But is it art?
Woowoo for the cutie little ickly sweetiepie aaawwsome booboo schnookums.
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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)

dirty little bastard.

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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)

aww baby hedgehogs
are so flipping cute, 'specially when they can draw 'n stuff

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Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

Haven't seen you around in AGES
Welcome back! Your Spongmonkeys are all over my fucking Quizno's, though, so it's not as if anyone's forgotten you.
(Kimbo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)

i'm loving hippo girl at the moment.
i've burnt all his songs to CD and am selling down the local car boot sale.

i even have a poorly printed cover insert.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:59, archived)

Thats rather good...

badoom - tsch.
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festive phil Bad day? Go here -> www.walloffluff.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)

Hey!
Mr Spikey's an artist!
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Wifey, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:19, archived)

god that's cute.
it's like christmas early!
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zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 18:05, archived)

Awww
That gave me warm fuzzies.
(Rev. Otana, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:01, archived)

that picture
looks worrying like a razor blade thingy
(Mr_McCool, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:15, archived)

!!!!
THAT'S SO CUTE OHMYGOD YES IT IS.

...

[/gushing over tiny baby hedgehog]
(melancholica, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 23:21, archived)

Bah, I'm sick of adverts.

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:39, archived)

The guy that did the shitting
looks so justifiably happy with himself it makes my cock and balls ache.
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:41, archived)

Smug Bastard...
He doesn't like adverts either.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:43, archived)

That's
the smug bastard... what a cnut..
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djdirect, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:43, archived)

I give you Smug, in 3D...

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:46, archived)

Ace
I lome Mr Smug. He am cool. Wears bad ties though.
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:47, archived)

Yeah,
I find outa all the b3ta characters... Smug is my favourite... probably cause he isn't really spammed or bandwagoned that much....
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)

He is an undervalued member of our community.
Truly a man among Gods.
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)

More from Big Gay Al's Big Gay Trip to London

Big Gay Al at Big Ben.See more of Big Gay Al's adventures in London at http://www.big-gay-al-london.co.uk"
(biggayal, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)

seamless.
he loves it up the Docklands
(Ning is wearing pants today, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:40, archived)

Take
him up the Oxo Tower.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:41, archived)

Should take him
up the Camden Passage
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:43, archived)

I've seen him...
...loitering around Mudchute DLR station.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:46, archived)

Possibly go to Oxford next..
...merely to go through Bishop's Enterance
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)

Either that
or take him down the London Dungeon.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:46, archived)

after that
he'll be doing the bird-cage walk . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:46, archived)

The gherkin!
Give him the Gherkin!
(serenissima, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

wee

Who needs a story when you have drawing skills like mine.
(Notarf, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

Im not quite sure what to say
I know I like that alot, I just don't have the words!
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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:33, archived)

"mmmmmmgggggh!"
would do.
(Notarf, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:34, archived)

mmmmmmgggggh!
hey! you're right!

*makes mental note, gets bitten by said note so shoots the mental note and makes a sensible one instead*
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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)

Oh my god!
When it comes to surreality. That rules the school.
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:33, archived)

Like? - yes.
Understand? - no.

Ho-hum, have a woo anyhoo.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:34, archived)

Loony

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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:34, archived)

yay odd

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)

mmmmmmgggggh!

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)

how irksome
(I just wanted to use the word irksome)
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)

That's
spanking gorgeous
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)

having checked out his reflection in a spoon,
he still couldn't work out why people look at him weird...

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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:28, archived)

heh heh
that's ace
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:28, archived)

Well done
suberp
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:29, archived)

Woo to you sir
Although when I said we should shop spoonerisms that's not what I had in mind
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)

haa haa soup herb!

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)

Erm.. The reflection, it should be upside down
*crawls back into pedant trap*
(drnuclear, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

i tried putting his head on upside down
but it didn't look right, so i took artistic licence.
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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

Soup
~~spoon~~herb.

woo
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

Arf!
reminds me of Spitting Images 'bloke with an enormous eye' who was first seen through the spy-hole in Andrew Lloyd Webber's hotel door . . .

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:32, archived)

haha
:-D
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:40, archived)

that's
clever, that is

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Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)

�500,000 of Cadburys chocolate stolen
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

Sometimes
the BBC news is funnier than B3ta!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:10, archived)

are you referring to my posts . . . ?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

Only if you write the news
for the BBC
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:17, archived)

No, that's not what I mean.

'Several hundred people have died somewhere in the world' is funnier than a DTH pun . . . ?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:21, archived)

MMMMM Nigela Lawson
Why is Nigela Lawson one of the only celebs not to have been papped with a boob slip.

Not fair
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:24, archived)

'papped with a boob slip'?

eh?
edit: ooh hang on 'papped' = papparazzi'd and 'boob slip' = inadvertent display of norkage, ahh I see. as you were
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:27, archived)

I'm glad you asked
*waits for translation
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:28, archived)

paperazzi'ed
with boobies slipping out.
Tut obvious
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:29, archived)

Ahhhh.
Step into my head. You'll see all you want to see there.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Goatse!!!
*Runs away
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)

anyone still reading this bit then?
because I think the chocolate thief should be put behind bars...

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In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:41, archived)

Mmmm nigela
and chocolate
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:43, archived)

presumably for you it should only be

dark chocolate
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In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:45, archived)

You need this.

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trev Bust a fox on, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:46, archived)

Presumably
with a nipple or two showing...
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)

That
would be nice.
*drools*
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

oh reminds me
next time I get some money I have to order the DVD film

Cyborg 2

Angelina Jolie's scene near the end... mmmm
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:33, archived)

hahahaha!
Some of my "mates" have taken to calling me Moorepheus, on account of the amount of shit I talk.
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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

"Police are asking citizens to be on the lookout for suspicious characters with extremely FAT ASSES"
I can't even imagine what that much chocolate would look like.
(Kimbo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)

You just know
that it'll all turn up in scouse pubs over the next six months.
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charliedontsurf, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)

I'm gonna phone up Ladbrokes
and ask if they'll take a bet on Dawn French being the criminal mastermind behind the theft
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

Yeah
evens . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:22, archived)

I was going to shop that
really big housebound bloke seting the whole thing up.

However I lack the talent and the time..
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase
Hot Chocolate
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:20, archived)

*groan*
:)
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)

*borrow's Stick Figure Ninja's spade*

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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:32, archived)

Our new baby hedgehog

Click for bigness
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Wifey, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hello mr spikey
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

I thought that was a baseball mitt
and thought you'd been playing games with the little mite!
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butchbint, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

Gloves
Little sod got me when I tried to pick him up.
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Wifey, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:11, archived)

He's sooo cute...
now with added b3ta...

(Ning is wearing pants today, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:18, archived)

Awwwww
poor little hoglet.
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Wifey, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:22, archived)

like this you mean?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:28, archived)

Mucho
woosome
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)

thank you!
most kind
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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:33, archived)

Awwww
What do you call it?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

its mother's fucking huge

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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

Hang on!
The real Nigella wouldn't use words like that!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)

She said something similar to me the other night....

/daydream
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)

Hey!
Get out of my head!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:15, archived)

Which Nigella
are you mostly thinking about?
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

The clue is in the surname
at the end of my username
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:18, archived)

Yeah - I meant the cooking one
or the one on here who has now edited their name back to twig...
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:21, archived)

I think we have proved
there is only one Nigella
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:22, archived)

she would
but only in bed.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)

Agreed
but she's not in bed is she? She's on B3ta.

I don't think it's really her.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)

the real Nigella would say that
she'd also say "I love big cocks"
and talk about herself in the third person
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

Whilst licking her fingers

*swoon*
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:17, archived)

Aha!
You were an impostor.

I nearly kissed you as well.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:20, archived)

you still can

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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:22, archived)

*puckers up

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)

*spangs with rolling pin*

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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:26, archived)

Wow!
Do that again

*puckers up again
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:27, archived)

*spangs with rolling pin*

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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

Nigella.
Now there's a name which means 'Oops, we wanted a boy.'
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charliedontsurf, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

Prattchet?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:17, archived)

Possibly,
I've plagarised so much over the years, I can't remember where most of it comes from.
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charliedontsurf, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:18, archived)

Ahhhhhhh
fleas then flees
(Ning is wearing pants today, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

Snog him.
HARD!
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

erm..
it's hodgeheg
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:10, archived)

A bushham?
err.
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Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)

I want one, or several
to live in our garden - to see them dine on all the bastard slugs & snails would give me great pleasure.

I now feel really old for wanting a slug free garden
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)

i have them in my garden, but i still have slugs and snails.

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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:15, archived)

I am now disillusioned
I imagined slug eating hedgehogs were the answer

*applies more pellets*
*wastes more beer in traps*
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:19, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a little hoglet.

bit late in the season for him, i think he'll be staying indoors for the winter.

i have about 4 hodgehog that visit my garden.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)

Yep
The rspca are going to take him away. They don't trust us to look after him. Probably worried we'll feed him on biscuits.
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Wifey, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

damn them, damn them all to hell.
you could start a hedgehog sanctuary.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:18, archived)

I think I will
Although it's too late for the squashed one down the road :(

I'm going to hide when they come.
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Wifey, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:21, archived)

Awww
Just watch he doesn't make off with your rings.
(Kimbo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:17, archived)

Best
keep it safe, I hear Richard Gere has got bored with hamsters and is looking for something more adventurous.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:20, archived)

How does it smell?

awwwwww!
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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:38, archived)

time for lunch

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MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:03, archived)

That's the wierdist dog
i've ever seen!
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Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:04, archived)

It's a
squeer!

And a very nice one too
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:05, archived)

So it is! Silly me!
And you are perfectly right, it's a very fine example of one.

Edit:* Loads shotgun*
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Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:06, archived)

Wooooooooooooooo!

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gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:04, archived)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mmmm ritz
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:06, archived)

Woo Yay
Now kick it's face off!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:07, archived)

Have a picture of a shoe.

May it make you very happy.
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Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)

Thank you
A picture of Nigella Lawson would make me happier

*but I've probably got them all anyway
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

fucking ace as always

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

Woo Yay and...
I think i shot one of those the other day !
Tasted nasty
(Ning is wearing pants today, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

*Uber-Groan*

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

Hehe
I wonder if he poohs dried up mummies.
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

Hang
on a sec. That's quite good and funny.

Woo to you. Now what've you done with the real DTH, huh?
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:05, archived)

Haha,
don't think you've quite got the hang of this.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:06, archived)

What's with all
the cards today?
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

see here
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)

Ah!!
I see now. Still like the bun woman though.
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)

Well,
needless to say...I would!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:18, archived)

Awesomnal
bod
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:21, archived)

Bod and Farmer Barleymow

Not snap.

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)

Arrrgghh,
teh bod of diamonds!!!!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:22, archived)

eh?
they're apples . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)

Bod
has a wierd pushmepullyou thing going on
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:25, archived)

as do all court cards . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:26, archived)

Not much fun for the one
who gets to be the ass end.
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:27, archived)

"teh bod of apples"
just doesn't sound scary enough. He has a diamondy tank-top on.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:28, archived)

How about 'teh Bod of Wibblywobbly's impending doom!'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:29, archived)

It
does have a certain sinister something about it...mmmhhh...OK.

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!! 'Teh Bod of Wibblywobbly's impending doom!'

*runs away*
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)

Well chuff me sideways...
You been rooting through my family album then?
(Bodski, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)

Waarrrrggghhhh!

Bod's speaking to me!

I know how the shepherds must've felt when angels told them to go to Bethlehem . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!
WOO! you're on good form today
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

Mmmmm
boobie food
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:02, archived)

You know it'll be goatsed now don't you?
**mind bleaches**
(Vamos!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:01, archived)

DON'T
give people ideas, please!
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:02, archived)

oh the sexual urge of a camel
is greater than everyone thinks
after 6 weeks alone in the desert
he attempted a rape on the sphinx

now, the intimate parts of this lady
are hid 'neath the sands of the nile
hence the hump on the back of the camel
and the sphinx's inscrutable smile

sorry, did i mention woo? :)
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Mushroom, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:01, archived)

did you enjoy
drawing that browneye?

(arf too)
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:01, archived)

hehehe
nice one :)
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MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

Hoots mon!
Pure hattage
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

'noon, Prunes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:18, archived)

'Noon Hat

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:21, archived)

did you see the 'Hatty bunch' on Friday

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:24, archived)

Oh no!
I must have missed that one, I went home early on Friday, show me it.
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:24, archived)

me too
www.b3ta.com/board/3782360

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:25, archived)

hahahahahaha
splendid! I like the alan partridge hair cut on the bottom right corner Dave
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:27, archived)

You are not alone
That is me aged 14, FACT!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:28, archived)

Word on the street is
that WibblyWobbly likes teh 14 year old boys.
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:31, archived)

Word!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:36, archived)

he can't get her out of his shed

/coat
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:57, archived)

I love that so much....

... that Gladys will dance for joy
(ivor_the_engine, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

Huzzah!
and Hussar!

and Woo! to Kylie and Titchmarsh . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

tis a bit ace
that
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

Its been ages since I saw gladys
yay
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:01, archived)

huzzah for gladys
yay!
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:04, archived)

she's a minx that one
"W" to the "O" to the "O" to the "Yay"!
(joey deacon, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

pfffft!

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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

I know that shed!
It's mine!

From my "Dawn of the Shed" spoonerism

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:01, archived)

hurray
for lazy googling :)
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:02, archived)

Sorry people, I took too long...
www.b3ta.com/board/3782514

anyways, off to bed soon...

Night all
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gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:55, archived)

Had a few
trouble sating in the lines there I see.
And YAY to Thor.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:57, archived)

I had to redraw the lines
and I still couldn't saty in them... it's ten o'clock here, and I should be watching telly.

Night!
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gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

Woo!
but, dear good man, what did you use to colour it in?
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

Artrage.
Quite unnecessary. But fun.
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gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)

well done anyway
have a sports biscuit.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:17, archived)

I'd rather a kebab...
Is a kebab ok?
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gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:22, archived)

only if you have lots of chilli sauce.

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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:29, archived)

I got garlic sauce or barbecue sauce..
But there's shitloads of tabouli and hommous..
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gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:45, archived)

here,
have a banary.

(radja, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

pffttt...
i can see its knob...
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:57, archived)

Bastard
I nearly sprayed soup over my keyboard!
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

I
find that disturbing in a small-bird-with-a-huge-knob sort of way.

'Tis still woosome, though.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:57, archived)

Do
birds have cocks?
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Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:01, archived)

Which
came first, the cock or the hen?
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:04, archived)

I'm being serious!
That banana made me realize i have never seen bird cock!

Edit: I DEMAND SOME HOT AVIAN PORN!
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Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:05, archived)

wouldn't
avian porn be a bit 'watered down'?!

(if you couldn't spell)
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chrisjohnson, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:32, archived)

Banary is scary...
I don't know if I should eat it or feed it.
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gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

hmm
close but no banana.
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:25, archived)

Kitty want to play?

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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

Pfft and Woo!
Pfft and Woo indeed!
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:55, archived)

Hahahahaha,
superb. Cats are evil - 100% percento factimus.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:55, archived)

Luvvly
as usual

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:55, archived)

Splendid stuff sir.

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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:56, archived)

Fucking ace
that's cracking
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miamistu snagglery, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:56, archived)

YAY!
awesome stuff
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:57, archived)

That am way too woo
*mad jealous rage.
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:57, archived)

Doesn't matter how many times I watch it
It still makes me giggle like a spacker
(Rev. Otana, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:16, archived)

First thing i see on the frontpage
And it has completely made my day.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 7:17, archived)

yes
I agree, this has made my day too!
(Chameleons_girlfriend, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:48, archived)

glorious
hall a loo ya
(Munkey, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

Fantastic.
The quality of the FPs at the moment is unbelievable.
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:41, archived)

Wonderful
as ever!
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mofaha, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 14:47, archived)

I know it's been done but mine's a bit different
I just got this image in my head and had to do it.

"It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously"

Full explanation here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3712714.stm
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

Name that tune

(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

Bin Thinking About You?
Bin A Long Long Way Together?
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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

Nope
[Clue]

It was in an airport.

[/Clue]
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

Too shy shy hush hush,
eye to eye?
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:58, archived)

wow
that's brilliant! you're very talented...
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

Are you the real Nigella Lawson
or an impostor?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:56, archived)

the real one, 'course
*whips up a brie and pancetta salad*
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:58, archived)

Cor it must be you
I've been thinking about you
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

really?
Sorry, I've been too busy lezzing it up with Carol Vorderman and Natasha Kaplinsky to have noticed
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:02, archived)

You're just saying that
to impress me aren't you?

Any chance you could make me a quick pie?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:04, archived)

*gets out rolling pin*
*rolls up sleeves*
*undoes top button*
*gives playful look to camera*
what kind of pie?
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

Forget the pie
I'm too horny now!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:11, archived)

Howay the lads!

Do you think the frog looks scared?
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Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:48, archived)

*Cough*
Erm yes. Perhaps it is ze giant Frenchman zat is zneaking up behind it wiz ze knife and fork

[/life]
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)

That frog
is huge!!
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

ha ha that's ace
woo to you, with a portion of hou
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miamistu snagglery, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

Very regional song
do people not from newcastle know it?
(just_steve, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:48, archived)

Yes we
do, it's footy, not Newky
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edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 22:10, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)

Arrrrgggghhhh

*dies
(checkers, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)

OK,
that's it. It's time for the big gun...

EDIT: Anyone who claims that that pun made me giggle is dirty, filthy, stinkin' liar.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:47, archived)

woo!!
The ACe Of Spades, The Ace of Spades!!
*rocks out*
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

Put those rocks away . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:58, archived)

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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

Huh,
what the...
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

a pun and an elephant
WOO and YAY!
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:48, archived)

AAAAARGH!!!!
TEH PUN TEH PUN TEH PUN TEH PUN TEH PUN!!!!!!!
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)

I'll
buy that for a dollar.
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

In honour of my little cousin,
who's having a tooth out today.

(Little White Dog Tu rn around and go home, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)

woo for talented people!

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)

scary
where do her lady lumps go?
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

Ah
the lovely sidney moon. Queen of a thousand viral e-mails
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

ahem
Sydney

/porn addict
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:58, archived)

why oh why oh why
did I forget the y
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:04, archived)

People try to put us d-down
(Talkin' 'bout my dead alsatian)

(wellard, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

Who
are woo, oo-oo, oo-oo.

Alternate Townsend lyric: Researchin' pics of the young generation.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)

Hehe
That damned "curiosity" always gets them into trouble
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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:47, archived)

Woo.
*air guitars*
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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)

Wayne gets a bit over zealous....

When he hears there might be a new boss....
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The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:41, archived)

Nice,
topical shoppagement.

woo
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

*reads BBC sport*
ooh seconded
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twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

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Zak McFlimby, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:39, archived)

Woo
yay
hoopla
to the puffa
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Spencer Elden, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

Hahahahaha,
woo.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

ARF!
:)
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MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

Oy.

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Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

woo
and yay for puffer fish-based posts, such as this angular fish:

(The Poster Formerly Known As MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

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