..

(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:21, archived)

that looks amazing!!!!
on the other hand......
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:22, archived)

arf

(staggs28, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:23, archived)

hahah

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)

heh heh
nice
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)

Woo!

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)

Spock........................spack


why? sleep deprivation
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:20, archived)

that's illogical Haku
but woo
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:21, archived)

its was a ship wide affliction


woo yay
( Steerable_forehead Bring back Kickstart, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)

GAH!
It's like Jacob's Ladder all over again
*hides*
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:26, archived)

there's.....a..strange.......madness........going.about.....you're.....all....nuts

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:27, archived)

Hahaha!
w/y/h!
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:29, archived)

hehehe
that f'in brill
( Steerable_forehead Bring back Kickstart, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:30, archived)

SHE CANNAE TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:30, archived)

that's funnee

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:36, archived)

What the fuck is the stupid Vulcan doing now?
Probably some daft religious exercise.

Stupd fucking alien.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:28, archived)

where's the decks?
woo!
(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:31, archived)

I was thinking about that
could recycle my DJ Cat

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:32, archived)

from newsletter link - been done?

(peewee13, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:18, archived)

it was done a littler earlier on this morning
and without the pottie mouth!

woo though
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:19, archived)

you mean some
cocksucking, cum faced, fucking cunt beat me to it?



oh bother.
(peewee13, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:21, archived)

Yes, and it was me you cunt-tard.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:29, archived)

i'm sure it was lovely
here, have a banana

(peewee13, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:35, archived)

twas done ealier
you were b3tan to it!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:19, archived)

Yes
But that's sweary...
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:19, archived)

*waits
for 'someone elses' head to be shopped . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:20, archived)

Night all.
Board is a bit daft at the moment, so have a fluffy gay Rea-Poast.


(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:13, archived)

that's spacktastic!

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:14, archived)

can I just interupt?
watch history happen.

wm-live.world.mii-streaming.net/live/xprize

the little white space ship is about to win a lot of money.

maybe itll explode? find out above.

edit: actually, theres sod all happening at the min. just ignore me.
(shiftClick, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:17, archived)

*clicks anyway*

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:22, archived)

taxiing down the runway....
reminds me of the start of the six million dollar man
(shiftClick, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)

Thanks,
But it keeps locking up.... It's live I take it?
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:27, archived)

aaahhhhh....
TJ: better check this out to make sure we're all following the guidelines and using the right words...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3708576.stm
and
www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/yourspace/worstwords/
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:19, archived)

Ha!
www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/features/bitch/bitchmills.shtml
( dirty barry, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:29, archived)

Oh, thanks

daft! Huh!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:14, archived)

Don't make me shop you....
...
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

*doesn't make BFM shop me

but he probably will anyway . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

speaking of which
Picture from Saturday's Oxford Bash!

Clicky for Hanksters pictures (sorry for the leaching and whoring ; )

p.s. pfffffffft
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:19, archived)

Good ol' Yogi Dave

( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)

A Pick-er-nick basket full of
Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:20, archived)

...

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)

Just promise me
you're not going to do a Davella the Hat-Lawson pic.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)

I promise nothing

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:13, archived)

Hey!
Those really are my legs!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)

Stop it!
I'm getting an errection.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:14, archived)

Oooh
where from? Get me one too please...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:15, archived)

You have become your own meme,
I dunno whether I'd be pleased, scared or offended. Possibly all three.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:14, archived)

sacred?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:15, archived)

Zoinks!
and yoinks!
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:13, archived)

Has anyone else noticed...
...that the Daily Mirror has taken to printing nonsensical headlines in German on it's front page?

[/armadillo]
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)

No

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)

Well go and bloody well check...!!!
Otherwise my joke am worthless.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:15, archived)

Don't get upset
a link, like what I provided below, helps....

(In some eyes, starting a new thread with a picture also helps...)
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

Ooo ta!!
Daft German Headline

Didn't know it was online too. *Blushes*
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)

No.

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:13, archived)

And now filled with
Nigella Goodness!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:13, archived)

*rushes out to buy today's Daily Mirror

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

I thought that might catch
your eye!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

I can't be alone in thinking he's not all that!

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:27, archived)

No.

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:14, archived)

It simply means
The Tony, The.

/sideshow bob
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:18, archived)

All your thoughts are belong to me!!!!

(acidtrash, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)

whatever
the beautiful lady says
( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:11, archived)

I would...
Except the one in the middle.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:15, archived)

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. take out TCP



( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)

Hehe
Compo it roughly from behind :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:06, archived)

oops forgot, ta 'n that

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:07, archived)

Woo!
Is that Urethra Franklin?




( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:06, archived)

pffft!

( twig has new glasses, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)

hahaha
with willy too, yay!!!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:23, archived)

I've never understood that.
RESPECT - TCP = RESE??1!!/1!?1
( festive phil Bad day? Go here -> www.walloffluff.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:07, archived)

apparently
It's R.E.S.P.E.C.T. take care of TCB (taking care of business) but then that would read take care of taking care of business.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:09, archived)

Ah, I see,
the answer spawns yet more mystery...
( festive phil Bad day? Go here -> www.walloffluff.com, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

*Gargles
*spits

I hate TCP. From now on I'm going to gargle with tizer
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)

I ALWAYS SING/THINK THAT!
you are me AICMFP
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)

but if I am you then
I keep the five pounds and you get it too...

or something

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:24, archived)

Did I post this before?

(Sticky Label, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)

yep!
still good though
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)

smaller lines, less space.
woo though.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:17, archived)

Repost for Compo (although not stricly speaking a misheard lyricule).
Bought this the other day.



I'm a bit disappointed with it.



It'll have to go back.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)

hang on
it didn't contain "dah dee dee dee dum?
I'd demand my money back, mate

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)

Groovy, if tenuous.
Did you get that one that goes dadadada DA dada DAAAA da?
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)

Hahahahahah
Genius! Woo!



Hello all, good afternoon!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)

Another bunch of Daves

( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

Ooh! Ooh! Mr Peevely!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)

ping!
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)

eh?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)

---...---.--.-.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)

pfffft

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:59, archived)

Aha! repost Opportunity

And I'm gonna keep on posting it till someone laughs!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)

haha!
(that do you?)
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)

Laugh

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)

Thanks
will stop reposting now
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)

I won't:

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)

Keep posting,
I'll try not to laugh.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)

in the news today...
Hydrogen, huh?



story: www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1123824.html
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

I'm a bit nervous...
...of anything German that uses hydrogen.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:59, archived)

teh humanity...
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)

Arf
and Hull both of you!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)

Pffft
That's great news if it works. Isn't water the only by product of burning Hydrogen, which is a lot better for us humans than carbon monoxide..
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)

Yup
*2

And curiously underfunded whilst the petrol firms charge nearly 90p a litre...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)

Odd
that!
( routine and Pantene, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:11, archived)

I run my diesel
on veg oil, which is nice for everybody
(except Customs & Excise)

:@ )
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)

that's nothing...
I cook my chips in diesel.

(...returns to intensive care)
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:15, archived)

Really?
I heard that could be done, how well does it work?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

This
has been around a long time. Some of the busses in London are Hydrogen powered now, although 1800 miles to the gallon is wonderfuel news, if it's true that is.
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)

If you pun
like a tabloid newspaper again I will be forced to violently sodomise you...

I didn't know about London busses using it though... that's pretty cool.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:21, archived)

Um yeah
sorry about the pun ;)
As part of a pioneering two-year European project to reduce air pollution and noise, three first-generation hydrogen fuel-cell buses vehicles will be tested on Route 25 (Ilford - Oxford Circus) from January 2004. The buses only emit pure water vapour.

Good Old Ken!
www.transportforlondon.gov.uk/tfl/press-releases/2003/december/press-875.shtml
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)

Cool pic
and cool as fuck story - I like the fact they constructed it in there spare time :) God bless scientists, changing the world for about 1% the salary of a professional footballer.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)

Ben Elton's book 'Gridlock'
gives a really good insight to this... it says the technology is there but owned by car/petrol giants who refuse to release it as they won't make as much money!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:14, archived)

Aye probably true...
what upsets me is more the fact that talentless little cunts like footballers and boybands can make obscene amounts of money for flouncing or singing/flouncing whilst highly intelligent people actively looking at ways to better our existence (e.g. doctors, scientists etc) get relatively no recognition and comparitively little reward.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:19, archived)

In the case of most scientists
It's their employers who recieve the reward and recognition for their hard work.
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:22, archived)

New from Rapido Religion

(sativan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

photoshop a shop sign on a shop
woo nice sign
(kin dave, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)

eh?

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:54, archived)

Badly shopped sign

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

ah, I see!!!
- they couldn't run to doing the side sign too!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)

Seconded
eh?
(l0fth0use - skip to the end..., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

that's
crap that is.
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

That has to be
the worst site design I have ever seen
"But what if they don't have our font?" "I know, we'll make all our pages as images!"

Now I'll go stand in the corner for my pedantry.
( Red wine and cheese., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)

I love the way the numbers down the right hand side go all wanky after 30.
It's not scanned, honest...
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)

Yes, I'm a reposting twatmangle


Just got this email.
(Don't tell Miss Behave, she'll explode with jealousy)

"Here at wegottickets we have another treat for you - Goldie Lookin
Chain are having an aftershow party at The Zodiac from 11pm. It is free
entry for all wegottickets customers and you name will be on the list on
the door at the Zodiac as well as Brookes."

Hurrah!
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)

Saw GLC in Reading last night.
I was drinking snakebite, and I feel rough as a badger's bum today.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

I like monkeys.
.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)

I have a sore throat, and my voice has dropped by an octave.
I quite like it. But monkeys are also cool.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)

when media homework...
...turns into a b3ta post.


(CFB)
(AlexV - stop coming to my house!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)

Bloody paperboy
still hasn't delivered mine . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)

i doubt
he can be bothered after reading it.
(AlexV - stop coming to my house!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)

who cares?
.
(peewee13, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)

make it a

potato passport for when it goes away on whoreliday
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:50, archived)

Who are you to tell me what to make!?
some kind of dic-tater . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)

More of
a common-tater I'd say
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)

. . . . . .


. . . . . .


. . . . . .



hesi-tater


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)

Nice one Carowallis

( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:50, archived)

wait a minute...





carry on
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)

Ahem!
no spong . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)

but infinitly better
without it sir:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)

Sorry DTH
talking veg now with subracted Spong!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)

The potato is wise

(Notarf, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)

Groan
and Woo!

tj: all the Chief Executives of Local Government Authorities in England and Wales have today been sent a circular from the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister announcing a new website for local e-government national projects at www.localegovnp.org.

However, if you go to that address you are redirected to the personal weblog of Tom Raggett, who has some strong views on the war in Iraq.

Red faces all round at the ODPM when they find out, I should imagine.
(serenissima, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)

mmm waffle
haha you narna

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)

Winner vs Godzilla

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:47, archived)

I hate micheal wieeeeeeeeeeenner
but I love that...godzilla should have shat on him though.
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha,
these are great, still.
Please produce one that's crap so we know you're human.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)

I am human
and that one was pretty crap.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:54, archived)

I liked it,
mind you, I enjoyed Rosemary and Thyme last night.
She resemble a walnut these days, but Felicity Kendall still makes me tremble.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)