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# A pearoast from the early hours
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Woo!
I like this to the nth power where n is very, VERY big.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# thats more emo than goth
goths perfer biting the heads off small kittens*, trust me, my college is full of them

tis still funny though

*may not be true
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# your college is full of small kittens?
I want to transfer there!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# sorry
i don't think i made it clear, the kitchens are full of kittens, mainly in the freezer or the oven, depending on how fresh they are
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# If you dont mind
I'll woo to that.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha.
woo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:16, archived)
# I had to do this...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha! Fantastic!
Mrs. Pink and Mrs. Purple!

Great WOO to you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Ahahaha
Joo is teh shit.. I'd post my woo yay.. but I did like 2 minutes ago...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# I like you already
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Pfffffft
Evening, you
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# have you that msn thing
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# That I do
address in profile, but if you can't be arsed to click it's [email protected]
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# /me signs it up for gay beastiality porn
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
# gay bestiality?
that'll learn him for putting his email address in his profile
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:14, archived)
# exactly
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:24, archived)
# what happens if the manager won't give you the crown jewels?
when your dealing with a store like this...

(can't remember this bit)

...cut off one of his fingers, the little one and tell him his thumb's next.

let's get a taco
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# You get the butt of your gun
and smash his nose.
Then you cut off his pinkee
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# When youre dealing with a store like this
theyre usually insured up the ass
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# nice
w/y/h
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# awesome
i'd shag the queen ya know

/patriotic
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Have Luther Blissett on an elevator

Tis poorly 'shopped too :/
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# ................
why thankyou *pockets*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# elevator
or escalator
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# There's a lift in my local Boots store
Made by a company called Schindler. I pissed myself.

I'll take a pic next time I'm in there.

EDIT: Of the sign. Not me pissing.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# hehe that's grand
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
# They
have a website - check it out:
www.schindler.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:40, archived)
# MORE
LUTHER BLISSETT.

Never rated him much as a player but "Q" was one of the best books I've read in ages.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:36, archived)
# he won't post it so i will
i happen to think it's bloody excellent

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# One extra frame and that would have looped so nicely
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# I was to draw more then flash crashed so I fortunately had my last check so I just did that rather than having to draw 5 frames I'd already done
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Ahhhhh
you sexy fox like sly thing you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# it was a cop out because I'm incredibly grumpy about things I don't have a chance with
why the fuck do attractive, intelligent, sweet girls have to be nice to me... I nearly died of tea overdoseage... I couldn't say no to her
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
#
What a good way to go.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Autocad is an awful programme when you can't actually keep your hand still from the caffeine high
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# I think you're sexy as hell


Image Hosted by Annoying Frog and stolen from RedWine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# It appears he's ignoring you
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# no, he's just being a cunt to himself
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# It appears you're talking to yourself
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# This surprises you?

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog and stolen from RedWine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
# well, you're a woman
and we always end up talking to ourselves.

Only way to get intelligent, non-boob-related conversation.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# would you rather
they slapped you about and told you to get to fuck?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# they inevitably do
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# I'd be nice to you
but you might get sad about it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# anyone who is nice to me and means it is a friend
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# I made you this
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:11, archived)
# aww!
sweet
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:17, archived)
# As said before:
Nice hair.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)
# "BUM"????
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)
# For all

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog and stolen from RedWine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Great icon!
You still drunk?

Me too.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Thanks, I made it myself :)


You are, of course, credited in the alt. text ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Suggested your phantastic idea to the
mods to have an option of placing that icon next to the user name when you select the "I am intoxicated" option in the post message screen. Will see what happens.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# nice idea!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# \o/ This makes the happy juices flow


Image Hosted by Annoying Frog and stolen from RedWine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# The bandwidth for this website is fucking enormous,
why programme in more information and images for the bandwidth to collapse moreover

DATABASE FULL
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
Nice hat aswell :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)
# buggering fuck!!!!!!
That scared the living shit out of me! (both times)

However, GMOS has all teh talent*

*except the talent that teh Neville has
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# it is very nice :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# GMOS has all the animation talent.
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# i'd shave my legs, i'd wear a bra
even chop my penis off for you!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# thats a bit special that is
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# errr..sorry...just finished last exams...........



GAH.....there's been a serious lack of cdc's around here recently.

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
# these last 2 threads epitomise b3ta
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Damn you, damn you and your crudely drawn cock.
/me has a week left to go

/me has an exam tommorow

/methinks I should be revising right now...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# an exam on saturday... thats really sad
:)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Yep
It's in the morning too.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! ...
HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Have a crudely drawn cock on a crudely drawn cake
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# woo!
i also just finished my last exams! lots of nakedness because of it!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)
# I've got loads left
all subjects I was forced to do by the school
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# I'm listening...

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog and stolen from RedWine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# your listening to a messageboard?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# My ear hurts


Image Hosted by Annoying Frog and stolen from RedWine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# Yes. We all do it
You type with a comerdy french accent
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:16, archived)
# I got home and found this on my door step


bloody cats

bah! I can't stay mad at teh kitty for long. Its all too fluffy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# BIGGER!
YELLOWER!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# pfft
im gonna feed it chips and gravy. That should make it bigger
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# there used to be a pub around here called the Yellow Cat
ages ago

apparently
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# WARNING
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Fluff eye protectors to be worn at all times!
Woo yay!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# They are currently being used to magnify the sun onto kittens backs to make them wriggle
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# That's really lovely.
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# hahahah
fantastic! Love it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# *adores*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Ha haaaaa!
I thought of something like that but didn't have the technology to do it!

Or the ability.

Much wooness to you, sir!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# I am
liking that in amounts that are large.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# that's even better!
Woo to you sir
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Hey,
B3ta got me thrown out of college
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# atleast you're sober now
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Yeah,
but I can't remember if I slept last night

/edit: or where I was
//edit: or how I got home
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# V Good
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] that's lovely! I thought it was so sad until it was suddenly so happy!
And it's made me remember something of mine to repost for the challenge:

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# naked Domos!
yay!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# I've always loved that
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# fucking aceness!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# this also
is teh yay
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# This
is teh tits.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# COMPO!
That is awesome to the max..dude
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# I shant
as it's not mine originally, i just adapated it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# again
that is YOO and WAY

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# i like this
lots.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# yay!
and yay to the original too
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Houpla!
.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# A post-posting front page!
Woo to you!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# that's great!
am i going insane or was there no kitty before?

edit: now i see
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# what the shitting spack is that??
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# someone holding an animals mouth open
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# It's a lemur in a dogs mouth!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# ah of course!
woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# I dropped my change in the petrol station yesterday and said "oh noes"
then laughed so much at "oh noes" that I dropped the rest of my money.

Then again, I was pretty baked at the time.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
#
/looks for 'I like this' button.

/doesn't find one.

/wanders off.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Jump, quick, while its mouth is open!!!!
that is one fuck-off tongue. Is he single?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# afternoon...

I'm off to work! So this is hello and goodbye!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# You're off so soon?
:(
*waves*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# chasing the magical pixels in the sky..
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# 'fraid so!
but i'll be back soon! ta-ra!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# huzzah!
congratulations! it is such a great feeling. i get my results on monday
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# eep!
I'm sure you'll do great! ta-ra!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# I did bollocks in my A-Levels
but still got into uni.

Take that, OCR!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# There's an A level in bollocks now?
wow. Where do I apply?!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# I'm afraid they're governed by Edexcel
and you just know what they're like...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# /Blushes
at nakedness/

WOO! to TopUpTheTea's Naughty bits!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# hehe

*blushes*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Same here
I'll join you... with a few more clothes on.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# hehe
spoil sport!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Oh go on then,
they haven't been waved in anyones face for a while anyway...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# hehe
i bet you have reeeeally!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# I was
arrested last time.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Horay, me too!
Yaaaay!

AS levels is this?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Ya
huh
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
# It certainly is!
it's all over!! and it's towns yearly piss up! i mean...the beer fest! woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# It is very much
about Mr. Baileys now, *Edit* oooh and Brandy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# me too! forever!
but i've said that before
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Huge teddy bears are not freindly.
Apologies for the stupidly poor quality..
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# huge teddy bear has moobs!
or ... er... boobs?

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# HAHAHA I WOO YOU TOM!!!!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Can I woo your woo?
I'll woo you too.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# I wonder what'd happen if creation was reclaimed
Would we be governed by these idiots?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Damn, you, The Neville! *goes to get something to mop up sprayed drink*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Woo!
I always said that Ken Dodd was God*

*not true in the slightest
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# run god run!
run your little arse off!

woo, as usual
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# I like this lots
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Do you think god
wears a t-shirt that says nobody knows i'm god?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# It would be funny
Although I think you'll find, if you study my accurate depiction of God in His Kingdom closely
you'll find that (as well as His Magnificent Cape) he's wearing a long sleeved shirt that says "GOD".

He can do that, you see, he gets away with that kind of egotistical crap
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# hehehe
what tax bracket is god in? serves him right for turning all those rich men away at the eye of the needle thing.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Subject entered...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Know what?
I have no fecking idea at all what that's all about, or even if it's been shopped.

Then again, I'm easily confused...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# ahem...


That is all. Thank you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Im not ashamed to admit
that your a cunt
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Me?
what have I done?

/looks worried
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Not you u silly sausauge
Elmo/Emo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Ah
that's alright then.

I'm very sensitive. I may even have slight emo tendencies.

Except that I'm a grown-up.

And have a boyfriend.

And actual friends.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# ..?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# your all gay
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# ..?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# ..!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# And lo...
..the queer shift has begun...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# I shifted a queer yesterday
he didn't like it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Broken...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Have a...
Pair of black rimmed glasses...







An a woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha
But you've gotta add the oldschool walkman and a tear drop

Oh, and horn-rimmed glasses

And don't forget the pin.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# I give you...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bush finds Saddam's WMD's

High-Res available
and a high-res of the cereal box.

I know this is kind of late in posting, but I think it was worth it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:28, archived)
# wha?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I think it must be
an American thing.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Huh?
I'm confused. So horribly, horribly confused.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)
#


Before i discovered seamlessness.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# I'm confused
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# may I be the first to say,
WTF??
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# OK, apparently the world doesn't care
It was worth a shot. My mates are rolling.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:43, archived)
# coco-plops
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Haha
The worst offenders are Nesquik cereal - looks exactly like rabbit shit, and they even have a rabbit as the mascot!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Yeah
Thats quite disturbing!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# plop plop
pfft
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# there's no resisting it m'fraid
I have to repost:
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Nothing to do with woolworths
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:26, archived)
# absolutely NOTHING to do with woolworths
nicely
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Its quite random...
just a picture i found on the old HDD
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:28, archived)
# *does pelvic floor exercises*
/autocomplete
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# for better orgasms
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Haha
Great picture... awesome caption!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Also, nothing to do with Toast.
/Zig and Zag? Anyone? No? Alright then.


Edit: how rude, woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:29, archived)
# zig and zag!
yes! reminsiscing! i love then!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Just found my sisters old Never Mind the Zoganbongs tape a few weeks ago
Recorded it to a laptop and burned it on CD. Mono only but still brilliant!



Making a 'Ted Dansons wig' cartoon at the moment, will post it when it's done.




(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Worth a woo for your slogan
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Pfft!!!!
Like it!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Yaaay
Brilliant letter dropping animation
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I choose...
To not read sarcasm into that :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Good choice
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Horay for teh heelflip
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)
# :- D
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Those bastards!!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:24, archived)
# nooooooo!
*distressed*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# a BIIIG wet WOO
for your woo!

MEDIC!



(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Cockalorum?
My 'Pooh eating' (that sounds even worse) pic has bindun???
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
means that your woo is in turn, also woo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# I did not know that!
Thank you :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# bloody
wonderful!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:29, archived)
# You bastard!
What have you done to Winnie Poo? I will never be able to watch any of the movies again without remembering this picture!

BTW: WOO YAY
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
Yes! Then Yogi for the main course and Rupert for dessert.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Woo! Disney and Satan go so well, don't you think?
Have a related pearoast
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(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:32, archived)

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